Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
TJ:
Q: What was Jack's Horse's name? ???
A: Musta been "Giddy Up!" But, Ennis chose one already named "Cigar Butt."
Q: Why would anyone want to put his butt on a cigar butt? ::)
Lumière:
Q: Why would anyone want to put his butt on a cigar butt?
A: If the cigar butt is in someone's mouth, that might be the incentive. ::)
Q: Why did Joe Aguirre think that "ranch stiffs were never no good"?
vkm91941:
Q: Why did Joe Aguirre think that "ranch stiffs were never no good"?
A: Because they were more interested in each other than in him! ::)
Q: What the hell is a Stud Duck?
TJ:
Q: What the hell is a Stud Duck?
A: A "stud duck" thinks that he is the alpha male of the water fowl kingdom. That was not actually a stupid question. The movie's Jack's father-in-law called himself "the stud duck;" but, apparently Ennis (in Annie Proulx's narrative) thought Mr. Twist, Sr. acted like one.
Q. What does pointless phrase "the hell" inserted into a question have to do with the actual question? ???
Sheriff Roland:
Tj - you need to treat the question as though it were a stupid question!
What's a stud duck
A: how about "Randy Quaid trying to get $10 000 000 for compensation and a 3 scene job well done!" - How's that? not very funny - but at least trying to be - Hunh?
Oh and it helps if it is somewhat related to BBM!
any other takers for the Stud duck question?
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