Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Lumière:
Q: What does pointless phrase "the hell" inserted into a question have to do with the actual question?
A: It enhances the question - making the questioner sound more intelligent to the questionee.
Q: When Jack told Lureen: "I like the direction your going", what direction is that??
Pipedream:
Q: When Jack told Lureen: "I like the direction your going", what direction is that??
A: South. It’s always south where it’s hot.
Q: Was Jack really waiting for a matin’ call?
Sheriff Roland:
Q: Was Jack really waiting for a matin’ call?
A: Yea maybe. Maybe he's Australian "Hey Mate!"
Q: Why did Jack steal Ennis' bloody shirt?
Pipedream:
Q: Why did Jack steal Ennis' bloody shirt?
A: Well, a woman can never have enough shoes and it’s obviously the same with cowboys and shirts…
Q: Remember the lake scene dialogue? Why was Ennis too much for Jack?
???
MtBecky:
Q: Remember the lake scene dialogue? Why was Ennis too much for Jack? ???
A: Because Lureen had put Jack on a strict allowance and the price of Ennis's had gone up in the last month.
Q: Why was the place Jack's parents had, called Lightnin Flat?
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