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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Arad-3:
Q: Why was the place Jack's parents had, called Lightnin Flat?
A: It was named after John Twist's favorite soap opera. 'The World Revolves Around Lightnin Flat' It was the one that Susan Lucci got her start.
Q: Why did Jack feel like he needed a quick shave?
MtBecky your so funny!
Pipedream:
Q: Why did Jack feel like he needed a quick shave?
A: Well, there wasn’t enough stubble to justify a looong one… Besides it offered him an excuse to show off his butt. ;D
Q: Given Jack had knocked it there, what would L.D. Newsome’s ignorant ass have done in the next week?
Lumière:
Q: Given Jack had knocked it there, what would L.D. Newsome’s ignorant ass have done in the next week?
A: LD's ignorant ass would've consumed all the left-over turkey from the Thanksgiving dinner! He'd have saved Bobby the worry of "eating that stuff for the next 2 weeks".
Q: If Jack and Ennis were really into rose-stemming, how come there were no rose petals all over the tent??
Pipedream:
Q: If Jack and Ennis were really into rose-stemming, how come there were no rose petals all over the tent??
A: Jack always put them away immediately because he collected them. Wanted to surprise Ennis with a song he had written and which Bon Jovi happened to cover years later: "I want to lay you down on a bed of roses." Of course he needed quite a few rose petals to make a bit of an impression with that...
Q: Why did Jack stick his boot into the fire?
???
GG:
Q: Why did Jack stick his boot into the fire?
A: Because he thought Ennis would scoop him in his arms and carry him out of harms way.
Q:Why was Jack washing his clothes naked the next day?
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