Gee, the three of you could form a posse, or somethin'. :-\
I believe three makes a trinity. 8)
Around here a three-way is more likely. :-\
Something tells me two things:
1. Neither Paul or David are that kind of guy
2. David is gonna be pissed when he sees what we have done here
Something tells me two things:
1. Neither Paul or David are that kind of guy
2. David is gonna be pissed when he sees what we have done here
David clearly said a few hundred pages ago in his blog, "I ain't that innocent."
I take the fifth.
Sorry, David, for messing up your serious sub-blog.
...You don't hang the gorgeous body of a muscular man in a loin cloth over the head of a gay teenager's bed and then tell him he "can't touch it".
I'm sorry, David - this is funny in that ironic, sick, twisted way. Laughing my heart out!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ahem..please continue.
Should I? I'm scared I'll drag ya'll straight to Hell with me if I continue! ;) :D
Okay. I'll continue Lynne! (If you insist) But I'll do it tomorrow, okay? :)
Yes, please continue.
And if it gets too heavy I can always tell my pregnant Nun joke. ::)
Whole-wheat hosts? How ... healthy. ...
Not unlike the Pita Bread we've been getting. It comes complete with a perforation down the middle like a zipper so when the priest holds it up it splits perfectly in two.
Whole wheat pita bread, jeese..I thought it was supposed to be unleavened wheat flour....?
Shows how long since i have been to communion. :-\
A Catholic Goes to Confession
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I have truly sinned, I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"
The altar boy said, "a Snickers bar and a Coke."
I was raised Catholic and I always wondered how many veneal sins would equal one mortal sin.
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David, you got some 'splainin' to do.
A Catholic Goes to Confession
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I have truly sinned, I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"
The altar boy said, "a Snickers bar and a Coke."
David, did you ever serve on the altar for Benediction? I loved Benediction 'cause I got to be in charge of the incense! ;D I'd really pile the incense on big-time and swing that thurible high when the priest lifted the ornate, gilt monstrance in blessing. Benediction was very popular with the seniors and they really enjoyed belted out "Nearer My God to Thee" at Benediction. I used to serve at Benediction every Wednesday and Friday evening. I believe the Second Vatican Council put an end to it. Shame, because it was a beautiful old ceremony, very colourful, and gave a great deal of comfort to the older parishioners, approaching the end of their lives.
David, did you ever serve on the altar for Benediction? I loved Benediction 'cause I got to be in charge of the incense! ;D I'd really pile the incense on big-time and swing that thurible high when the priest lifted the ornate, gilt monstrance in blessing. Benediction was very popular with the seniors and they really enjoyed belted out "Nearer My God to Thee" at Benediction. I used to serve at Benediction every Wednesday and Friday evening. I believe the Second Vatican Council put an end to it. Shame, because it was a beautiful old ceremony, very colourful, and gave a great deal of comfort to the older parishioners, approaching the end of their lives.
OMG, Roman Catholics singing "Nearer, My God, to Thee"! Who knew? ;D
Okay, so what do you do about communion if you are gluetin intolerant?
That would be an inneresting converstion. That leads my tangential mind toward hostess twinkies, which I have lived long enough to despise. ;D
That would be an inneresting converstion. That leads my tangential mind toward hostess twinkies, which I have lived long enough to despise. ;D
have you touched one lately? I don't remember them being so sticky! :P
have you touched one lately? I don't remember them being so sticky! :P
What ya'll talking about in here? Is WHAT sticky? Twinkies aren't sticky. You must be talking about something else Jess.
Got something to confess Jess? This is the perfect place to do it! ;)
You know, it amazes me how many Brokies were either Episcopalian Acolytes or Catholic Altar Boys...me, I was this angelic presence on the Altar during Catholic Mass.
Just like today.
You can hear the heavenly choir sing when I'm around! ::)
What did you do Jack? Were you late for lashes again?
You know, it amazes me how many Brokies were either Episcopalian Acolytes or Catholic Altar Boys...me, I was this angelic presence on the Altar during Catholic Mass.
Just like today.
You can hear the heavenly choir sing when I'm around! ::)
So David, did you ever confess to having "impure thoughts" when all those hot guys got down on their knees and put their tongues out at communion? :P :laugh:
If I had been you, and if it was necessary for me to recount every single "impure thought" the priest would have never gotten to watch TV again. :-X
Gary
Hi David,
Saturday afternoon I went to Lowe's and got some cherry stain for a dinning table that I have on order. The queue moved very slowly, and I had to wait close to a half hour. But I didn't mind. There was this really hot Asian guy in front of me. OMG! This guy really did it for me. Early to mid 20's, slim, big, boyish smile and friendly personality. And he had on a worn ball cap, a hoody sweatshirt, and old, torn jeans. I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. He must have noticed me staring because he decided to exchange pleastentries with me right after he checked out. God bless him! Of course I blushed, but still I was thrilled that he spoke to me.
As you can imagine, being the naughty boy that you are, in that half hour many, many "impure thoughts" went through my head. So I'm wondering if you could give me the number of your priest. I think I need to burn that man's ear off before I can go the heaven. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Gary
ah..
I tried to speak with him about being what can only be called raped, the year before. He didn't believe me: thought I was making it all up to mock the act of confession, he himself, and the whole sacrament.
I told him I wasn't making fun of anything, didn't know how to deal with it all and didn't want to tell my family [which is why I had gone to confession] and he still didn't believe it. However, I DID tell him he was a total shithead as he threw me out. And I still think he was a total shithead.