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Our BetterMost Community => The Polling Place => Topic started by: CellarDweller on September 17, 2008, 10:44:34 am
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Ok, I found this one online, and I have to say, I don't think there are any real answers to some of these questions, so how about we just see what everyone can come up with?
Just quote this post, remove the quote codes, and answer!
if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, dose it make a noise?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
is the grass really greener on the other side?
well you know what they say...who are "they"?
do you know the muffin man?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Tag you're it...what is it?
what's the sound of one hand clapping?
whats black and white and red all over?
which witch is which?
which witch ate the sandwich?
how now brow cow?
how many men dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
why did the chicken cross the road?
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if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?
It all depends on whether or not the tree has a dying wish to declare. If not, it just falls silently, with dignity.
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
It could't "chuck" any if it's wooden. It's not alive.
is the grass really greener on the other side?
No, that's just something they want you to think
well you know what they say...who are "they"?
The same ones who want you to think the grass is greener on the other side.
do you know the muffin man?
No. Do you know the Avon Lady?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
On the deli case next to the pickles.
Tag you're it...what is it?
this goes back to the mysterious "they", and if they told you, they'd have to kill you.
what's the sound of one hand clapping?
*bend fingers so they slap against palm* It's a very muted sound.
whats black and white and red all over?
a skunk hit by a car
which witch is which?
The one to the left with the green skin and wart on her nose is the one from Oz. The other is running for office.
which witch ate the sandwich?
The one running for office, it was made of moose. :laugh:
how now brown cow?
dig big fig pig?
how many men dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on the situation. If the man is as dim as the bulb, 1. He changes it himself. If he's smart, 0. He has his wife do it.
why did the chicken cross the road?
To go from the right to the left
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HA HA this is funny. I questionare made up of limericks. LOL
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if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, dose it make a noise?
Which tree?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
What is a wood chuck?
is the grass really greener on the other side?
Which side?
well you know what they say...who are "they"?
They are them.
do you know the muffin man?
Which one?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
The peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked are in Peter Piper's protruding paunch.
Tag you're it...what is it?
It is it.
what's the sound of one hand clapping?
One hand clapping.
whats black and white and red all over?
Black and white and red all over.
which witch is which?
That witch there is which.
which witch ate the sandwich?
The sandwich eating witch.
how now brow cow?
Why brown?
how many men dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
When?
why did the chicken cross the road?
Which road?
Fun questions, Chuck! :laugh:
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Fun thread Chuck! :D
It seems we are supposed to think up cute and clever answers, correct? I'm not in my "cute mode" right now, so I'll come back and try again later! :)
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if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, dose it make a noise?
Yes, sound is a wave phenomenon. The wave propagates until its amplitude is reduced to zero and the sound dissipates. It's not the sound wave's problem that there's no receptor to receive the signal.
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
That's a lot of 'chuck' and 'wood' in one sentence, bud! :laugh: :laugh:
is the grass really greener on the other side?
My friend Daryl, a farmer now, explained this one to me when I was home a couple of weeks ago. I asked him if he'd entertain the idea of letting me board a couple of horses with him - it was a theoretical kind of test question. Well, it turns out that horses are hard on fences because they like to eat the grass on the outside of the fence, whereas cows eat the grass on the inside of the fence.
So the answer is Yes if you're a horse, No if you're a cow, and Maybe for everyone else ;)
well you know what they say...who are "they"?
Everyone but me. Or The Powers that Be. Or me.
do you know the muffin man?
No, but I know a red velvet cupcake woman! ;)
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
The peppers were sold to the McIlhenny family who used them to make their first Tabasco sauce.
Tag you're it...what is it?
Probably the one whose turn it is to take out the trash
what's the sound of one hand clapping?
Lonely
whats black and white and red all over?
Alabama
which witch is which?
Willow
which witch ate the sandwich?
The Seawitch from The Little Mermaid
how now brown cow?
Aren't those ice cream bars? And yes, I'd like one, please.
how many men dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A whole number n where n > 0 and n <= ∞.
why did the chicken cross the road?
She was on her way to a protest rally against Easter egg hunts.