Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...Loner - ISFP40% Extraversion, 27% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 40% Judging
Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.
Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!
Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.
Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!
You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.
That was long---and just to be dissed at the end. LOL. There were a lot of "party" questions. I just answered how I thought since I really don't go to parties. And I don't watch Lost or Desperate Housewives. And I don't find either Donald Trump or Bill Gates particularly attractive---to me, at least. So. Whatever. :P 8)
LOL. Well, it does say that it's "brutally" honest and I think that describes it! It does get brutal. (With the little info that it has)
At least it didn't call you an imbecile. :P ;D :laugh:
I usually don't take part in this sort of thing, but it seemed to nail people down and they tend to agree with the analysis, so I took it:
Do Gooder- ESTJ
87% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 73% Judging
Rules are rules, right? They are there to be followed and an upstanding citizen like you would not even consider breaking or even bending the laws a little.
That's all very fine and dandy, though it doesn't make you the most fun person to be around. In fact, many would find rolling around naked in a barrel full of drawing pins more fun than being around you.
The word "stiff-necked" comes to mind. You take your responsibilities very seriously and have very little patience for anyone who doesn't.
You can be incredibly demanding and critical, somewhat akin to a teacher who is also incredibly demanding and critical. Oh, and that's another thing. Your imagination is sorely lacking. So much so that it's virtually non-existent. Well, you have no time for creativity with all these rules to follow.
At least, your rigid values ensure that you're always honest... which means you have no qualms telling your wife that, yes, she really does look fat in that dress. Don't expect many relationships to last very long.
So far, we've established that you're bland, inflexible, offensive and no fun at all. Kind of like a bag of salt-lacking potato chips, a year past its expiry date, with a bold phrase insulting your mother printed on the front. But less fun.
Shit fire! Most of it is right on the money.
Brad
Why am I not surprised??
Dictator- ENTJ
80% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 73% Judging
Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?
Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?
You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.
Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.
From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.
Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.
At least people LIKE the rest of us.
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This was funny. If they think this of me, wonder what they would think of my BFs who thought I was the wild child!! :laugh:
Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Borefest - ISTJ
13% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 73% Judging
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...
As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...Sap- ESFJ
(http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests//results/the-brutally-honest-personality-test/?fromCGI=1&var_Extraversion=3&var_Intuition=-1&var_Thinking=-5&var_Judging=5)60% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 67% Judging
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Aww...you know that sensitive mamsy-pansy sap I was talking about earlier? Yeah. Well, someone had to get it and you pulled the short straw. Now pull yourself together, crybaby.
You are quite possible one of the most sensitive people I know and I don't even know you! You care what each and every single person thinks about you. You're the kind of person who sends around a txt to everyone they know saying "i thnk ur prtty. wat do u thnk abt me? rate me frm 1-5."
That's 1 meaning "I hate you" and 5 meaning "You make me vomit when I look at you." You're still crying, aren't you?
Sure. All you want is for someone to appreciate you once in a while. Aww... Boohoo. Hold a pity party sometime. The garden's free. Lots of worms down there. Big ones. Small ones. Squishy ones.
My guess is you don't understand this test one bit. You can't imagine how anyone could be so insulting or why anyone could find it even remotely amusing...STOP THE DAMN WATERWORKS, WOMAN!
Naive is a word that needs to be branded on your forehead... Alright, now I feel bad. Sure, you do have some redeeming factors, just not many. Sorry.
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Now that was funny. I don't think it "nailed" me, however, I will admit that I am a very sensitive guy. I consider that an asset.
I laughed out loud when it asked if I was still crying! :laugh:
God!! >:(
Pollyanna- INFP
40% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 0% Thinking, 40% Judging
So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.
Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.
Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.
You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.
Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!
Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.
What does it mean by 0% Thinking? ???
yeah it is over the top on the insulting...kinda reminds me of Don Rickles...I knew you would have fun with it!
but the basic I think is true...I see you as a sensitive person...
lmao!
Oh yes, definitely a sensitive person. As for caring what someone thinks of me....not so much.
I actually had someone send me a PM through Facebook about how I am not a good friend, and how disappointed they were and blah blah blah (never mind that this person refused to acknowledge how they insulted me on the internet) and they were deleting me from their friends list on FB.
whatever. ::)
yeah it is over the top on the insulting...kinda reminds me of Don Rickles...I knew you would have fun with it!
The test is all about taking a self-deprecatingly humorous look at ourselves. For more flattering, real descriptions, check out the link that Shasta posted:
http://www.personalitypage.com/portraits.html (http://www.personalitypage.com/portraits.html)
Of course, I know the truth is that its not far from Executive to Dictator.
What does 0% Thinking mean? ???
I usually don't take part in this sort of thing, but it seemed to nail people down and they tend to agree with the analysis, so I took it:
Hey!!! you and Brokeplex scored the same!!! twinkies!!
Poor David
So whaadda tryin' to say, Brad? ;)
:laugh: :laugh: I saw, I saw! Just don't invite the two of us to the same party. We'd bore you guys out of the room! :laugh:
yep, that fits my view of Brad EXACTLY...Brad what do YOU think??
Uh, yeah. Almost scary...........
Brad
Well, heh heh, Ill preface the no-surprise result by quoting the lately maligned Governor Bobby Jindal that theres worse things in life than going down in history as Louisianas most boring governor. "Boring" is a flaky persons slam at dependability, reliability and other kinds of "abilities".
Yep folks, Im a BORE. But think on it, who do want flying your plane (or at the other end, sitting in front of the monitors at Air Traffic Control). Who do you want building your bridges and checking all those boring stats, or doing your sweet old gramma's bypass surgery, or in the drivers seat on the ladder truck or the sky crane: the wild and crazy fun party guy or the dependable boring guy? The one who goes off half-cocked or is reliably calm and dont get all emotional?
A classic case is Capt. Chesley Sullenberger, pilot of US Airways 1549 that had to make an unscheduled stop in the Hudson River 2 months ago. In all the brouhaha afterwards, he gave a number of interviews that were notable for their dullness and sameness: he was a pilot doing his job and that was basically it. In the real world, you dont want Maverick at the controls, you want Iceman. Maverick will entertain you, but Iceman will get you (and hopefully your luggage) to the terminal in one piece. Anyways, enough self-justification:
usually don't take part in this sort of thing, but it seemed to nail people down and they tend to agree with the analysis, so I took it:
Do Gooder- ESTJ
87% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 73% Judging
Rules are rules, right? They are there to be followed and an upstanding citizen like you would not even consider breaking or even bending the laws a little.
That's all very fine and dandy, though it doesn't make you the most fun person to be around. In fact, many would find rolling around naked in a barrel full of drawing pins more fun than being around you.
The word "stiff-necked" comes to mind. You take your responsibilities very seriously and have very little patience for anyone who doesn't.
You can be incredibly demanding and critical, somewhat akin to a teacher who is also incredibly demanding and critical. Oh, and that's another thing. Your imagination is sorely lacking. So much so that it's virtually non-existent. Well, you have no time for creativity with all these rules to follow.
At least, your rigid values ensure that you're always honest... which means you have no qualms telling your wife that, yes, she really does look fat in that dress. Don't expect many relationships to last very long.
So far, we've established that you're bland, inflexible, offensive and no fun at all. Kind of like a bag of salt-lacking potato chips, a year past its expiry date, with a bold phrase insulting your mother printed on the front. But less fun.
Shit fire! Most of it is right on the money.
Brad
yep you are an honest person that can't take a lot of nonsense...
as for as the blue highlighted part? They didn't take into account you have a man that is your equal in the honesty department and can handle hearing the truth...
Well, heh heh, Ill preface the no-surprise result by quoting the lately maligned Governor Bobby Jindal that theres worse things in life than going down in history as Louisianas most boring governor. "Boring" is a flaky persons slam at dependability, reliability and other kinds of "abilities".
Yep folks, Im a BORE. But think on it, who do want flying your plane (or at the other end, sitting in front of the monitors at Air Traffic Control). Who do you want building your bridges and checking all those boring stats, or doing your sweet old gramma's bypass surgery, or in the drivers seat on the ladder truck or the sky crane: the wild and crazy fun party guy or the dependable boring guy? The one who goes off half-cocked or is reliably calm and dont get all emotional?
A classic case is Capt. Chesley Sullenberger, pilot of US Airways 1549 that had to make an unscheduled stop in the Hudson River 2 months ago. In all the brouhaha afterwards, he gave a number of interviews that were notable for their dullness and sameness: he was a pilot doing his job and that was basically it. In the real world, you dont want Maverick at the controls, you want Iceman. Maverick will entertain you, but Iceman will get you (and hopefully your luggage) to the terminal in one piece. Anyways, enough self-justification:
Borefest - ISTJ
13% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 100% Judging
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...
As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
HAW!! "100% Judging", guffawed the Judge. Though I take exeption to that last paragraph, I got to say its pretty accurate.
Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...Borefest - ISTJ (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests//results/the-brutally-honest-personality-test/?fromCGI=1&var_Extraversion=-9&var_Intuition=-9&var_Thinking=3&var_Judging=5)20% Extraversion, 20% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 67% Judging(http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/2975301750501126786.jpeg)The Brutally Honest Personality Test (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-brutally-honest-personality-test) at HelloQuizzy (http://www.helloquizzy.com)
Boring? BORING?! Yeh, ok, so it is true....
...which is, yes, he does look fat in that dress???
I'm a Scumbag??? Harrumph!!!
Scumbag- ENFP
Harrumph! I say again! I'm surprised I didn't come out as a Unibomberish-loner, considering that I actually do live in a barn at the edge of the woods where I think deep thoughts. The actual serious run-down of the "ENFP" (sounds like a character in Lord of the Rings) is a bit closer to home, and of course I like it better, I'm an Inspirer!
Viz:
Portrait of an ENFP - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
(Extraverted Intuition with Introverted Feeling)
The Inspirer
I don't put too much store by personality tests, as they have come to be a form of administrative laziness in hiring; also anyone with half a brain can tell what the "right" answers are supposed to be--"I hate people, true or false?" But this one is more accurate than not, though it's way off on one count--I don't care if I'm liked or not, or at least I don't make my decisions based on how popular it will make me. I did when I was younger, but I outgrew it.
ROTFLMAO!
Damn, some of these results are killing me. Scumbag, freak.....I wonder what the results would be for the person who made this test!
I don't know who is going to have the heart attack first, louisa or me, but my test showed Crackpot, but my individual scores differed.
Crackpot - INTJ
47% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 83% Thinking, 73% Judging
At least I made it into the +80% thinking category which is fine with me. I'd prefer being a dictator, though, hence my name.
the questions were flawed as some required a "not applicable".
Oh well.... :)
Move over Judge - you've got company:
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...
As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
That last paragraph....heh.
It was interesting to follow the link that lead to more definitions of the personality.
terry
Move over Judge - you've got company:
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.
You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...
As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.
Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.
Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
That last paragraph....heh.
It was interesting to follow the link that lead to more definitions of the personality.
terry
Plus in the hands of a fact-loving bore, that medical campus wont crash down on anyones head because the fancy design ran headlong into the laws of physics and lost.
what do physics and such have to do with design!!?
;D ;D ;D
it's all about the AHRT doncha know??
Jess, your suppose to be playin' cards.
And even with one hand on the wheel, takin pictures out the window with her phone and sending them to her sister in Grapevine while chatting with her mother, she STILL kicked his ass ;D
......( Concrete!? Whatever. ::) )....
I think we should ask someone else their opinion of that last paragraph....that's what I think...
but WHO?? who should we ask? Brad do you know of anyone we could ask if Terry has any trouble expressing affection?? ;) ;)
I think we should ask someone else their opinion of that last paragraph....that's what I think...I've got a few suggestions.... ;D
but WHO?? who should we ask? Brad do you know of anyone we could ask if Terry has any trouble expressing affection?? ;) ;)
I've got a few suggestions.... ;D
took him a while but he found his way here...Yeah, I know. Been busy.
;D ;D ;)
Yeah, well, your a young pup yet. The above was a pretty good description of myself when I was 18. Dont worry Mitch,when you turn 40 youll turn into a solid upstanding bore like the resrt of us sober citizens around here ;), park the motorcycle, stop getting tatoos, get a subscription to "Consumer Reports" and watch financial shows on PBS. Dont fight it, Bro.
AJ....wondering how old you think I am. I'm sitting in the front seat of the express train bound for 40.
Maybe I'm going backwards after 15 years of tight reins.
T will smarten me up. ;)
It happens magically the day after your 40th b-day, Bro. When the songs you listened to in high school appear on the "oldies" station and the gal at the DoL smirks when you come in to ask about a motorcycle license.
Its 50 thats the going backwards age, red Corvette, sofa-sized Harley etc. Just ask Bradford ;D