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Title: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: ednbarby on December 14, 2006, 05:52:40 pm
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1.      Schizophrenia  -- Do I Hear What I Hear?

2.      Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3.      Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4.      Narcissism - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5.      Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and....

6.      Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Town To Get Me

7.      Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8.      Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9.      Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy... Oooh, look at the froggy... I'd love some chocolate... Why is France so far away?

10.     Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

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(OK, possibly in poor taste, I know...)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 06:10:30 pm
Barby -

These are hilarious!

" Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy... Oooh, look at the froggy... I'd love some chocolate... Why is France so far away?"

That's me!  :D
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: starboardlight on December 14, 2006, 08:06:02 pm
ha ha ha.

"Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...."

That's funny because it's true. You know that worker two cubicles over has decked everything he/she can get his/her hands on.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: dot-matrix on December 15, 2006, 02:27:42 am
 :laugh: :laugh: I adore these!
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: David In Indy on December 15, 2006, 03:30:01 am
Nobody else is going to say which song they are?


Ewww...... now I feel embarrassed. <blush>
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: Lynne on December 15, 2006, 04:37:30 am
Quote from: ednbarby on December 14, 2006, 05:52:40 pm
Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Chill, David :)  Can't be two places at once unless you're one of the Three Disoriented Kings :)

My diagnosis is above.  Too many conflicting feeliings about Christmas.  Maybe I should toss myself in front of that sleigh when he comes my way  ;)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: ednbarby on December 15, 2006, 03:08:09 pm
Mine isn't on there.  Allow me to add it:

11. Clinical Depression - Let It Snow (Because I'd be Miserable No Matter What it was Doing, Anyway)


Or how about these, for others who don't yet see themselves here -

12. Tourette's Syndrome - God Rest Ye Merry, Mother-F***ers

13. Rage Issues - What Kind of Crap is This?


Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: starboardlight on December 15, 2006, 03:14:40 pm
Quote from: David925 on December 15, 2006, 03:30:01 am
Nobody else is going to say which song they are?

no of course not. I'm perfect.

yah, right.

10.     Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....
Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Post by: Shuggy on December 25, 2006, 06:31:22 pm
Anorexia - A chestnut roasting on an open fire, If I eat it I'll be sick

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's checking it a third time, and a fourth time,...