So a few nights ago in chat, while sipping the whisky and communing with my beloved Meryl, et. al., I mentioned this email a coworker sent me. So here it is for all of us to enjoy and employ when appropriate :). I'm partial to dumb-arse, myself, for obvious reasons.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_ x _) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse
You have just been e-mooned! Send this on and you will be blessed with people laughing their arse off (_ :-) _)
So a few nights ago in chat, while sipping the whisky and communing with my beloved Meryl, et. al., I mentioned this email a coworker sent me. So here it is for all of us to enjoy and employ when appropriate :). I'm partial to dumb-arse, myself, for obvious reasons.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
oh my goodness lynne, out of a few words, comes a hilarious and very inventive creation...i love these and so funny,, just brilliant girl...you are so witty and funny,,,thank for sharing all of these....
:-(
Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_ x _) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse
You have just been e-mooned! Send this on and you will be blessed with people laughing their arse off (_ :-) _)