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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: TOoP/Bruce on June 12, 2007, 10:55:43 am
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The Rules:
This game variant is based on Edward Gorey's ABCdarium "The Glorious Nosebleed"
Simplicity is key.
Adverbs ending in "ly" always end the sentence.
Adverbs advance alphabetically through the story.
Format for each line is
(Someone) (did something) in this manner (Alphabetically advancing adverb).
An occasional clever cheat at j, q, x, and or z is fine.
When it's done it looks like this:
A straight transposition of the original adverbs from the story (now with a BbM theme) looks like this:
Ennis wandered through life Aimlessly.
Aguirre regarded Jack Balefully.
Jack fired the gun Clumsily.
Ennis ate pie Distractedly.
LaShawn chattered Endlessly.
Jack dreamed of a life with Ennis Fruitlessly.
Jack rodeoed Giddily.
Ennis saw the situation Hopelessly.
Lureen dropped her hat Inadvertantly.
Jimbo regarded Jack's overly-friendly gestures Jadedly.
Lureen got herself up Killingly.
Old man Twist behaved Lewdly.
Alma ranted Maniacally.
Ennis drank coffee Numbly.
The weather threatened Ominously.
Ennis left the tent Quickly.
Old man Twist spoke to Ennis Repressively.
Jack smiled Slyly.
Ennis swore to himself Tearfully.
Lureen explained the situation Unconvincingly.
Jack hung over the house Vaporously.
Bobby behaved Wilfully.
Jack died eXcruciatingly.
Ennis remembered him Yearningly.
Brokies guard this movie Zealously.
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Lashaun chattered Animatedly.
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Alma accused him Belatedly.
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Jack complained Considerably.
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Jack drove to Mexico Dejectedly.
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Ennis denied it Emphatically.
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Lureen colored her hair Frequently.
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Jack greeted Ennis glowingly.
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Sage treated Earl hatefully.
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Sage treated Earl Inhumanely.
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The phone rang Jangly.
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OMT looked at Ennis knowingly.
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The del Mar marriage was dissolved Legally.
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The log Jack was chopping disappeared Mysteriously.
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Alma thought that Ennis and Jack acted Nastily.
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Coyotes kill sheep Occasionally.
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L.D. conducted himself Patriarchally.
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Ennis hummed in Jack's ear Quietly.
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Ennis waited for the reunion Restlessly.
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Jack eyed the clown Salaciously.
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Lureen replied to LaShawn's chattering tartly.
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Joe Aguirre showed up at the campsite Unexpectedly.
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Jack wished he could quit Ennis, Vexedly.
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Ennis lived alone in his small trailer wretchedly
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Jack eyed Ennis eXpectantly.
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The locked eyes, Yearningly. (This post has been updated to include "Y")
They embraced doZily.
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Recap:
LaShaun chattered Animatedly.
Alma accused him Belatedly.
Jack complained Considerably.
Jack drove to Mexico Dejectedly.
Lureen colored her hair Frequently.
Jack greeted Ennis Glowingly.
Sage treated Earl Hatefully.
Sage treated Earl Inhumanely.
The phone rang Jangly.
OMT looked at Ennis Knowingly.
The Delmar marriage was dissolved Legally.
The log Jack was chopping disappeared Mysteriously.
Alma thought that Ennis and Jack acted Nastily.
Coyotes kill sheep Occasionally.
L.D. conducted himself Patriarchally.
Ennis hummed in Jack's ear Quietly.
Ennis waited for the reunion Restlessly.
Jack eyed the clown Salaciously.
Lureen replied to LaShaun's chattering Tartly.
Joe Aguirre showed up at the campsite Unexpectedly.
Jack wished he could quit Ennis, Vexedly.
Ennis lived alone in his small trailer Wretchedly.
Jack eyed Ennis eXpectantly.
The locked eyes, Yearningly. (oops.)
They embraced doZily.
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Lurren had their living room decorated Artistically.
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Timmy chattered Boorishly.
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In the bar Jack and Ennis talked Companionably.
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Young Lureen barrel-raced Daringly.
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Ennis descended the stairs Effervescently
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The bikers ignored Ennis Foolishly.
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Ma Twist offered cherry cake Generously.
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Ennis kissed Jack Hungrily
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Lashawn chattered Incessantly.
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Alma accused him Jealously.
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Ma Twist treated Ennis Kindly.
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Jack eyed her breasts Lasciviously.
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Lureen smiled at Bobby Maternally.
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The two baby girls cried Noisily
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Ennis refused Jack's proposal Obdurately
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Ma Twist welcomed Ennis politely
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Jack's ashes were divided eQually.
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The coyotes stalked the sheep Relentlessly
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Jack and Ennis slept Soundly.
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Cassie tossed her hair Teasingly.
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Alma put up with Ennis's fishing trips Unvwillingly.
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Ennis reacted Violently.
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Jack gave himself to Ennis Willingly
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Lureen could barrel-race eXcellently.
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Timmy kept up his monologue Yammeringly
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Ennis ate his beans Zestfully.
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Alma, Jr. colored most Artfully.
(In honor of ineedcrayons...)
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Jack bragged of his rodeoing skills Boastfully.
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Lureen spoke to Ennis on the phone Coldly.
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Ennis looked after the sheep Dutifully.
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Alma divorced Ennis Eventually.
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Ennis found he loved Jack ruefully
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Did you mean to write:
Ennis found he loved Jack Fully? We needed an "F" word.
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Jack dusted off Lureen's red hat and returned it to her Gentlemanly.
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Jack and Ennis ate the elk Heartily.
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Jack spelled "General" Incorrectly.
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"The morning after" Jack walked Jerkily.
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Jack approached his duties as sheep tender most Keeningly.
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Ennis cared for his girls lovingly
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The attraction between the boys grew Meteorically.
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Monroe carved the turkey Nebbishly.
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Earl and Rich lived together Openly.
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Alma watched them leave the flat powerlessly
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Jack whispered to Ennis Reassuringly.
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Jack approached Jimbo Subtly
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Ennis walked to the tent Timidly.
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Did we skip Q?
Cassie looked at Junior Questioningly
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Jack stood up to L.D. unabashedly
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Ennis kissed Jack voraciously
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Sorry for skipping the Q. Thanks, Mikaela, for posting one.
The herder stared at the sheep Watchfully.
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Jack and Ennis got together at least Yearly.
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We missed X so ill post one
X is for Xylophone for which Jack's horse would have paid woefully
Z is for zero the times Jack left Ennis cheerily
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Sorry about the x, thanks Janice.
Ennis waited for Jack Anxiously.
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Aguirre spoke to Jack Belittlingly.
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Lureen discussed Bobby's teacher Calculatingly
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Ennis spoke to his girls Dotingly.
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Jack will remain in Ennis's heart Everlastingly.
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Oh, nice "E", Fran! :)
Ennis attacked the bikers Ferociously
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Ennis looked at Jack's father grudgeingly
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Monroe clarified "condiments" Helpfully
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Jack always smiled at Ennis incandescently
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Jack greeted Ennis Joyously
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Ennis remarked to Jack, about his daddy being right. Kiddingly
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Ennis lounged about Lazily.
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Jack rode the low startle point mare magnanimously
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The jars were stacked Neatly.
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Jack always answered his father obediently
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Jack avowed he could use a can-opener Proficiently.
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Ennis picked up his daughters, with runny noses, not crying quietly
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Ennis looked at the shirts Reverently.
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Cigar Butt reared up Suddenly.
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They camped over all the mountains seemingly
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Tent Scene II was portrayed Touchingly.
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Alma rolled over Unhappily.
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La Shawn prattled on vacuously
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Bobby ate his cereal Whiningly
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Jack told about missing Ennis eXasperatingly
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The lights on the truck glowed Yellowly.
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Ennis embraced Jack doZily.
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Alma eyed Jack suspiciously
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Ennis embraced Jack Amatively.
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Jack demonstrated riding a bull Boisterously
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Ennis refused the possibility of a "Sweet life" consistently.
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Ennis descended the mountain Downheartedly.
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Jack wrote Ennis a card (be comin by on the 24th) Eventually
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Jack introduced himself Friendlily.
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Ennis punched Jack in the face, and stomped off grumpily
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Ennis left Thanksgiving at Monroe's hastily.
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When it came to breaking Forest Service rules, Aguirre behaved Ignobly
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The rodeo queen dressed Jauntily.
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Aguirre eyed Jack and Ennis knowingly
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Lureen conversed with Lashawn Languidly
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Quoting Ennis here:
Jack he rodeos Mostly.
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Ennis feared that others regarded him nosily.
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Aguirre looked at job-seeking Jack Ominously
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They rolled on the grass and wrestled joustily
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Jack's mom greeted Ennis kindly.
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L.D. grabbed the carving tools Presumptuously.
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Ennis looked at Jack's bull-riding demo Quizzically
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Jacks ma believed in the Pentacost religiously
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Jack helped Ennis to become a sinner single-handedly.
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Ang held up his Oscar Triumphantly.
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Old Man Twist spoke of his son Unsentimentally
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Old man Twist leered at Ennis Vehemently
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Jack wandered to a warmer climate Wantonly.
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Ang Lee and company scouted filming locations eXtensively.
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Ennis came to Jack in the tent Yieldingly
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Jack recounted his bull riding days zealously
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Old Man twist treated Jack, and probably his wife atrociously.
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Ennis bathed, bare-ly.
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Alma Jr. approached Ennis about living with him cautiously.
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Ennis DelMar parted with Jack dejectedly
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Alma stared at Jack and Ennis during the reunion enviously.
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Lureen approached Jack at the bar Forwardly
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Jack took hold of Ennis's face very Gently
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Jack and Ennis lived up on Brokeback Mt. happily.
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Ennis watched Jack's antics inquizitively
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When Ennis said to Jack that he'd kill him if got to know all them things was not said jokingly.
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Alma confronted her ex-husband Knowingly.
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Jack washed clothes in the river naked, and showingly
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Alma sat waiting for Ennis after his night with Jack listlessly.
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Jack and Ennis had fun during the happy tussle ( not knowing that Nosey A. was watching them) mindlessly.
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The camp tender and the herder had supper together Nightly.
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Jack and Ennis had relations up on Brokeback openly.
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Their feelings gripped the two of them Powerfully.
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Ma Twist spoke and gestured to Ennis quietly.
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Jack redlined it Zippily.
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Ennis regarded the tent appropriately
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Jack and Ennis went up on Brokeback 2 or 3 times a year boisterously.
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Jack spoke about working for Aguirre cussedly
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Jack Twist loved Ennis Delmar dearly.
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The drone came off the krummholz eerily
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Jack carved the turkey Finally.
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Joe Aguirre pushed past Ennis into his trailer grudgingly.
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Jack berated Ennis at the lake Hotly
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Jack was drawn to Ennis irresistibly
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Jack and Ennis smoked marijuana Jointly.
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Mrs. Twist treated Ennis Kindheartedly.
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Ennis embraced Jack Lovingly.
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Jack and Ennis smoked marijuana Jointly.
Nice job indeed!!!!
Ma Twist placed her hand on Ennis's shoulder Motheringly
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Alma looked upon Jack Twist nastily.
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Ennis embraced Jack Openly
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Ennis "wrang it out" Privately.
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Junior asked her "daddy bring back a fish, a big big one" Questioningly
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Ennis and Alma's sexual activities petered out Repeatedly.
Thank you, Janice.
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Jack and Ennis made love in the SNIT soberly.
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After waiting four fuckin' years, Jack smiled at Ennis Toothily.
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Jack drove the many miles for their meetings Unerringly
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Ennis and Jack kissed each other voraciously.
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Jack and Ennis made love in the out back Wantonly
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Lureen seduced Jack eXpeditiously.
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The coyotes responded to Jack's singing Yowlingly.
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Lashawn talked and talked non-stop zanily
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Jack and Ennis ate the elk avarariciously.
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Earl met his death Brutally.
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Jack drew Ennis into the tent Coaxingly.
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Jack watched Ennis leave yet once again disgruntledly
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Aguirre spoke to Jack about last year's events Euphemistically
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That bear growled at Ennis ferociously.
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L.D. viewed his newborn grandson Gloatingly
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Ennis didn't think that Jack played the harmonica very Harmonically.
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Aguirre watched Jack and Ennis have sex, insidiously
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Ennis pulled his hand away Jerkily.
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Ennis looked back at Jack and nuzzled him knowingly
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Ennis awakened after the FNIT lethargically.
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Neither Jack nor Ennis was happy Maritally.
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Alma talked about Jack nastily
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Jack spoke about being nearly asphyxiated from the zapped sheep Odiferously.
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Jack and Ennis stared at the tangled-up sheep Perplexedly.
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Q Is "what're we gonna do now" Ennis asked Jack Questioningly?
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Joe Aguirre treated his sheep herders, Ennis and Jack, ridiculously.
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Ennis turned Jack away after the divorce Shamefacedly
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Ennis rejected Jack's pleas for a sweet life Tacitly
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OMT spit in his cup Unappetizingly.
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V old man Twist discussed Jack and Ennis vituperrously
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Old Man Twist acted towards Ennis and talked about Jack Wierdly.
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Jack had a X rated mustache, but he wasnt Beardly
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Annie Proulx thought that Heath Ledger depicted her vision of Ennis eXactly.
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Jack and Ennis had " high altitude" get togethers two or three times Yearly
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Jack and Ennis lived on Brokeback in the summer of "63" zealously.
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A is how the lightening killed 42 sheep asphyxiatingly
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The mountains loomed Breathtakingly.
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Jack and Ennis vacationed together Companionably.
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Jack drove away Dejectedly.
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Ennis shot the coyote eradicatingly
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Lureen smiled at Jack Flirtatiously.
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Ennis took the whiskey from Jack Graciously
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Aguirre said to Jack and Ennis that ranch stiffs was never no good horrendously.
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Joe Aguirre treated Jack and Ennis Inferiorly.
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J the judge said "Del Mar divorce granted" judiciously
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Mrs. Twist offered Ennis a cup of coffee and a piece of cherry cake kindheartedly.
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Ennis cradled his baby girls most lovingly
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Alma dressed Modestly.
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Jack rode horses and bulls Nimbly.
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Jack and Ennis wrestled on the hill opposingly
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Ennis took Jack's offer of a loan Poorly.
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Ennis loved Jack's rodeo antics Quintessientially
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Jake and Heath played the parts of Jack and Ennis realistically.
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Jack and Lureen started living rather sumptiously
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Jack kicked his truck truculently.
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Following Jimbo's rejection, Jack walked away from the bar rather Unhappily.
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Jack and Ennis embraced and kissed under Alma's nose vehemently.
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Jack called Ennis's behavior whoresomely
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Mrs. Twist made cherry cake Xcellently.
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Ennis and Jack met on Brokeback 2 or 3 times yearly.
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You must someday follow the path to Lightning Flat Zigzaggedly
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Jack was peeling potatoes while Ennis peeled off his clothes Appealingly.
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Jack cursed out "Stud Duck" on Thanksgiving bravely.
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Ennis placed the number 17 on his new mailbox carefully.
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The bear-size driver of the pickup truck fought back Defensively.
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They guarded the sheep Elevatedly
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When Jack heard about Uncle Harold, he didn't react Feverishly.
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Alma sat at the table Gloomily.
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They carried many lambs quite gingerly
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Mrs. Twist directed Ennis to Jack's room heartwarmingly.
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Ennis knew Jack Intimately.
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Ennis teased Jack about his harmonica playing jovially.
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Jack rubbed his hand against Ennis's cheek, kindheartedly
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Ennis and Jack jumped off the cliff Leapingly.
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The mountains loomed Massively.
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Old Man Twist spoke to Ennis about Randall nonchalantly.
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Jack resided in Wyoming Originally.
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Before Cassie came into the bus station, Ennis was eating his piece of pie Peacefully.
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Alma Jr. and Jenny played Quietly.
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Jack lay down against the log reposingly
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The Twists and the Malones knew each other Socially.
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Jack took Ennis`s hand daringly
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Mrs. Twist produced a brown paper bag Thoughtfully.
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When Ennis was around Jack, he behaved uncontrollably.
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Jack drove the fourteen hours to Wyoming Voluntarily
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Ennis and Jack had sex with one another willingly.
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They hugged and kissed each other eXcitedly
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Jack gazed at Ennis Yearningly.
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Ennis mounted Jack most Zestily
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Ang Lee directs Artfully.
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Jack mimicked bullriding Boisterously
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Jack rode those bulls courageously.
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Aguirre watched Jack and Ennis make love Distastefully
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Ennis and Mrs. Twist communicated with one another easily.
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Ennis attacked the bikers with slop bucket mouths, Formidably
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Except for the summer when he was guarding sheep, Ennis lived his life Guardedly.
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Ennis volunteered to trade with Jack whole Heartedly
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Jack and Ennis have entered our hearts Indivisibly.
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OMT talked about Jack's half-baked ideas jealously.
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Ennis came to Jack hat in hand needful and Knowingly
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Jack drove away Low-spiritedly.
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Ma Twist placed the shirts in the bag meticulously.
Janice you skipped the m.
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The herder was expected to set up the pup tent Nightly.
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SORRY i followed the last word in a hyphenated one................duh
The "old man watched Ennis Ominously.
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Before the reunion, it was hard for Ennis to wait patiently.
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Q is Aguirre should have been drawn and Quartered for treating them so hatefully.
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Ennis hummed Quietly.
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R Is for Returning year after year to the mountains to Revive their fielty
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Lureen said that Jack kept his friends addresses in his head sarcastically.
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Jack stroked Ennis's cheek tenderly
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The babies cried Unhappily.
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Ennis beat up those bikers violently.
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Jack asked Ennis to set up a cow and calf operation wistfully
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Alma's resentment towards Ennis increased eXponentially.
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Aguirre sent young men up on Brokeback yearly
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Ennis ate his beans Zestfully.
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Jack watched Ennis enter the tent apprehensively.
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Old man Twist talked against his son to Ennis blatantly.
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Old Man Twist revealed Jacks plans to bring up another man calculatedly.
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In TS1, Ennis entered the tent Drunkenly.
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Alma divorced Ennis Eventually.
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Ennis kicked the bucket of ashes frustratedly.
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Ma Twist asked if Ennis wanted to see Jack's room graciously.
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Ennis offered to switch with Jack helpfully.
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When thrown from his horse, Ennis injured his body and head Ipsilaterally.
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Jack and Ennis traded places juxtapositionally.
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Ma Twist welcomed Ennis into her home kindly.
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Jack sometimes watched the sheep absentmindedly
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Jack stared at Ennis after the dozy embrace lovingly.
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They drove the sheep up the hill meanderingly.
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Ennis entered the tent to be with Jack nervously
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Ennis attacked the bikers obstreperously
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Heath Ledger portrayed Annie Proulx's vision of Ennis del Mar perfectly.
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The bikers did not expect Ennis to react Quadranomially.
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Jack and Ennis slept together in the tent restfully.