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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: Fran on May 21, 2007, 11:33:02 am

Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on May 21, 2007, 11:33:02 am
With his "CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?" thread, TOoP/Bruce got us thinking about product tie-ins to BBM.  Several of these posts were originally part of that thread. 

A big "thank you" to Bruce for the original inspiration.  This idea has really taken off!

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How about:  Monopoly, The Brokeback Edition?

The different properties are different areas visited by Jack and Ennis on their fishing trips, grouped by location.  Instead of houses, there are tents. 
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on May 21, 2007, 11:46:37 am
How about:  Monopoly, The Brokeback Edition?

The different properties are different areas visited by Jack and Ennis on their fishing trips, grouped by location.  Instead of houses, there are tents. 

...or "Brokeback Mountainopoly"-- anyway I like it!

Name the Squares! 

Write new "Chance" and "Community Chest" cards! 

Sound like fun!!!!




Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on May 21, 2007, 01:18:57 pm
...or "Brokeback Mountainopoly"-- anyway I like it!


Even better.  :)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 09, 2007, 04:12:39 pm

       The pieces could be a horse, a hat, a harmonica, a cowboy boot, A fryin pan, a tin cup,  a watch,
     and of course a coffee pot
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 09, 2007, 05:02:00 pm
"You've been served with divorce papers.  Go directly to Family Court.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200!)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 09, 2007, 05:26:23 pm
"L.D. sends you out to his car to fetch the baby formula.  Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 09, 2007, 05:28:56 pm
       The pieces could be a horse, a hat, a harmonica, a cowboy boot, A fryin pan, a tin cup,  a watch,
     and of course a coffee pot

Oh, and don't forget the mating call!
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 09, 2007, 05:29:20 pm
"Must be all those years of bull ridin that makes it so good!  Advance to Childress!"
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 09, 2007, 05:33:25 pm
"It's November!  Advance to the Riverton Post Office.  If unowned you may buy it from the bank."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 09, 2007, 05:37:06 pm
Oh, now you're making me crazy wanting this game!  It would be so mega-cool!  8)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 09, 2007, 05:50:35 pm
"Inheritance!  One curve in the road and your parents had to miss it...  COLLECT $24!!!!"
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 09, 2007, 05:53:09 pm
At Pass Go you'd collect $200, but pay $125 for each minor child (no wonder Ennis was broke)

But you'd collect a lot if you 'Landed' on Lureen + inherited the Newsome biz . . .

Instead of houses + hotels, you'd have little ranch houses and motel siestas.
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 09, 2007, 06:01:39 pm
"Inheritance!  One curve in the road and your parents had to miss it...  COLLECT $24!!!!"

I love it!   :D

Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 09, 2007, 06:03:01 pm
Oh, now you're making me crazy wanting this game!  It would be so mega-cool!  8)

And somebody could make megabucks....
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 09, 2007, 06:08:25 pm
"You've been thrown from a horse spooked by a bear cub.  PAY the doctor $200!"
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 09, 2007, 06:12:29 pm
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"You've been thrown from a horse spooked by a bear cub.  PAY the doctor $200!"

C'mon . . .  didn't Ennis get treated for free?    :)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 09, 2007, 06:26:30 pm
"The Mexican hustler wants his pay.  Put $20 in the Alley."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 09, 2007, 08:54:10 pm
"You can't find your blue parka.  Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:13:30 am

"You have to visit Bobby's teacher. Skip one turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:19:43 am

"You shoot a coyote with balls on him size a apples. Collect $10 for each ball."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:22:13 am

"Sing Water Walkin' Jesus in full. If you can do so, collect $50 from the bank. If not, pay the bank $50."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:25:31 am

"You cut youself while shaving from your tin coffee cup. Skip one turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 10, 2007, 02:26:00 am
C'mon . . .  didn't Ennis get treated for free?    :)

They must have billed him for follow-up care...
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:27:05 am
"You break your harmonica when your mare bucks you off. Pay $20 for a new harmonica."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:30:27 am
"Go directly to the cemetery on the grieving plain. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200."   :'(   
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:31:57 am

"You are sleeping on your feet like a horse. Skip one turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:34:39 am

"Drive from Texas to Wyoming. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 02:39:54 am

"You go to the Fire 'n' Brimstone Crowd's Church Social. Put $10 in the plate."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Ellemeno on June 10, 2007, 02:53:05 am
"You warsh everything you can reach.   Take an extra turn."

"You peek.  Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 10, 2007, 09:10:26 am
"The Basque is late.  Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 10, 2007, 09:14:13 am
"You left your damn shirt up there.  Pay $40 for a new one."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 10, 2007, 09:24:16 am
"Lashawn talks a blue streak.  Skip two turns."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 09:46:12 am

"You come upon a bear. Skip one turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 10, 2007, 10:06:23 am
"Cassie wants a foot rub.  Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 10, 2007, 11:43:48 am
"The postcard says, YOU BET!  Roll again."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:46:49 pm

"A bear throws you from your horse. Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:48:02 pm
"You take a shot at a coyote and miss. Shee-it, skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:48:56 pm

"You're thrown from a bull at the rodeo. Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:50:28 pm

"You red-line it all the way to Wyoming. Pay $100 fine to the Highway Patrol."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:52:12 pm

"You invite Lashawn to dance. Pay $5 for ear plugs."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:54:15 pm

"You have sex with Lureen in the back seat. Collect $500 for putting on such a convincing performance (we won't tell that you were thinking of Ennis the whole time)."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:55:30 pm
"You get the clap from a Mexican hooker. Pay $50 in doctor's bills."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:59:04 pm

"You get busted-up at the rodeo. Pay $100 in specialist orthopaedic surgeon's fees."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 08:59:59 pm

"You knock over a display at the supermarket. Pay $20."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 09:00:50 pm

"The Draft don't get you. Take a free turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 10, 2007, 09:18:11 pm
"Uh-oh.  You've got beaver fever.  Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 11, 2007, 01:30:23 am
Your fishin' buddy comes to town!  Redline it to the Siesta Motel.  Do Not Pass Go.  Do Not stop for a pack of smokes.
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 11, 2007, 01:39:29 am
"Same-sex Marriage is now Legal!  Collect $20 from every player!"
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 11, 2007, 01:58:22 am
"You run over L.D.Newsome with the harvester, no hands. Collect $500"
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 11, 2007, 03:38:12 am

"You spill beans all over your shirt while opening the can. Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 11, 2007, 03:39:31 am

"You cut yourself with the electric carving knife. Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 11, 2007, 03:40:45 am
"You go saaaaaaailing through the air during your brief rodeo career, causing you to skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 11, 2007, 03:45:22 am

"You quit yer hammerin' and go straight to the tent. Do not pass GO. Get a free hug and kiss from each player."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 11, 2007, 03:49:09 pm
Laundry day!  Skip a turn.
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 12, 2007, 01:06:48 am
"You run over L.D.Newsome with the harvester, no hands. Collect $500"

I love that one Kerry!  (esp. the "no hands")
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Ellemeno on June 12, 2007, 03:43:27 am
"Uh-oh.  You've got beaver fever.  Skip a turn."


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(They're ALL good.  But this one I needed to single out for its surprise element.) :)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 12, 2007, 09:17:28 am

"You jump naked off a cliff, into the river. Collect $100 for being so brave."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 12, 2007, 09:20:46 am

"Your gun's goin' off in the tent with Ennis. Take a double turn." (for those who have read the original short story)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 12, 2007, 09:46:31 am
"Jimbo says yes.  Roll again."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 12, 2007, 09:55:08 am
"Fast or slow, I like the direction your goin!"

Roll again and advance the number on the dice.
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 12, 2007, 10:13:29 am
"Fast or slow, I like the direction your goin!"

Roll again and advance the number on the dice.

:)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Ellemeno on June 12, 2007, 11:05:12 am
"You tell your father in law to sit his ignorant ass down.  Ask each player at the table to pass you the gravy."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 12, 2007, 12:10:48 pm
"You see a white pickup truck passing your house. Go back a space."

Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 12, 2007, 03:16:17 pm
"Jack lets you use his pickup truck.  Advance to the space of your choice.  If unowned, you may buy it from the Bank.  If you pass GO, collect $200."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 12, 2007, 07:09:56 pm

"You vomit in the alley. Miss a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 12, 2007, 07:12:27 pm

"The rear wheel of your truck spins uncontrollably. Skid back one space."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 12:59:59 am
"You're commutin' four hours a day. Go back four spaces."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:06:04 am
"Congratulations! Before getting out of Aguirre's damn trailer, you give him a knuckle sandwich. Collect $500."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:11:49 am

"You lose your stud duck status. Go back one space."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:13:37 am

"You speak more words than you've spoke in the past year. Collect $100."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:15:32 am

"You and your fishin' buddy really do go fishing. Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:16:56 am

"Ol' Brokeback gets you good. Skip a turn."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:22:52 am

"You have a good idea. Collect $20."
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 01:41:21 am
OMG!!

This thread mutated, didn't it??

The last time I looked, we were talking about BBM thing-of-a-jiggies selling on Ebay.... like Jack and Ennis PEZ dispensers for $75.00!!

 :laugh:  :laugh:

What is this now? Brokeback Monopoly?

VERY Cool!!!!  8)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 13, 2007, 01:55:42 am
OMG!!

This thread mutated, didn't it??

The last time I looked, we were talking about BBM thing-of-a-jiggies selling on Ebay.... like Jack and Ennis PEZ dispensers for $75.00!!

 :laugh:  :laugh:

What is this now? Brokeback Monopoly?

VERY Cool!!!!  8)

It seems to have turned into Brokeback Monopoly for now, David. How about having a go with some suggestions of your own for the Monopoly board? It's fun!  :D

Alternatively, you might have some ideas for other BbM collectables that you'd like to share with us; for example, Clyde suggested action figures.  :laugh:
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 13, 2007, 03:45:14 pm
It seems to have turned into Brokeback Monopoly for now, David. How about having a go with some suggestions of your own for the Monopoly board? It's fun!  :D

Alternatively, you might have some ideas for other BbM collectables that you'd like to share with us; for example, Clyde suggested action figures.  :laugh:

It's always funny to me when I start a thread and it angles off in a direction I hadn't anticipated.

"Brokeback Mountainopoly" seems to the breakout hit!
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 13, 2007, 04:01:02 pm
It's always funny to me when I start a thread and it angles off in a direction I hadn't anticipated.

"Brokeback Mountainopoly" seems to the breakout hit!

A friend of mine who's into "Lord of the Rings "actually made a homemade board game based on the movies, with game pieces, money, instruction cards, the whole magilla.  We played it at a get-together and had a blast, particularly because it was geared toward geeky fans who knew all the in-jokes.

Some Brokie with artistic talent and some time on their hands has a great project just waiting to be created!  8)
Title: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 14, 2007, 09:49:09 am

"Brokeback Mountainopoly" should be patented real quick. It could make big bucks for whoever does so.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 14, 2007, 03:25:28 pm
"You're good enough.  Advance two spaces."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 14, 2007, 04:36:06 pm
Your mother keeps your room like it was when you were a boy. Go back 30 years.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 14, 2007, 04:39:31 pm
Your mother keeps your room like it was when you were a boy. Go back 30 years.


God, and I thought some of the Monopoly games I played as a kid were loooooong.....
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 14, 2007, 08:07:20 pm



        You made the 8 second buzzer collect $200.00 bucks
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 14, 2007, 08:23:59 pm
"You oughta go to Mexico.  Pay $75 for Spanish lessons."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 15, 2007, 01:01:48 am


          You cant find the coffee pot handle,, go directy to jail. pay $50.00
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 15, 2007, 01:08:54 am
You married a woman who talks a blue streak.  Collect $100 for a lifetime supply of earplugs.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: fernly on June 15, 2007, 01:50:21 am
You offer to switch places with the player sitting on your right.
You're happy to do it, and get to skip two spaces so as to get a jump on the damn coyotes.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: fernly on June 15, 2007, 01:52:59 am
Your low-startle point horse spins and crow-hops.
Lose a turn while looking back to see if Ennis noticed.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: dot-matrix on June 15, 2007, 01:58:33 am
"Brokeback Mountainopoly" should be patented real quick. It could make big bucks for whoever does so.

The folks at Dave Cullen published a book...WHY can't the folks at Bettermost make and market a game.  Where are the business types around here.  Might even be able to talk Parker Brothers into a limited edition of say 500.  Make it a real collectors item.  You've got several artists, like Milli around here and y'all have shown on this thread  just how darn creative you are with thinking up the chance and community chest cards and places on the board.  Food for thought folks...whatcha waitin for...a matin call?

 ;)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 15, 2007, 06:42:25 am
SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!


Advance to The Delmar-Twist Calf and Cattle Ranch!

If unowned, you may buy it from the bank.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sheriff Roland on June 15, 2007, 06:52:34 am
SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!! SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!  SOME SWEET LIFE!!!!


Advance to The Delmar-Twist Calf and Cattle Ranch!

If unowned, you may buy it from the bank.

That's gotta be the 'Boardwalk' of the game, right? - the most valuable property?
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 15, 2007, 07:00:51 am
That's gotta be the 'Boardwalk' of the game, right? - the most valuable property?

You BET!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 15, 2007, 08:50:19 am
Your low-startle point horse spins and crow-hops.
Lose a turn while looking back to see if Ennis noticed.

:)

You offer to switch places with the player sitting on your right.
You're happy to do it, and get to skip two spaces so as to get a jump on the damn coyotes.

:)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 08:56:21 am

"No more dancing for you. Sit this one out and skip a turn."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 08:59:24 am

"Your mama's giving all her attention to the new baby and ignoring you. Go live with your daddy. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 09:06:53 am

"The jolly minister kisses you after the wedding, and slips his tongue in. Go back two spaces."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 09:10:52 am

"You're playing with your sled in the snow and chip a tooth. Pay $50 for emergency dental treatment."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 09:13:07 am

"Your pyjama pants are too tight. Pay $5 for extra elastic for the waist band."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 09:16:02 am

"Your horse stomps on your foot, while you're backing him out of the trailer. Pay $20 to see the doctor."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: southendmd on June 15, 2007, 10:34:04 am
"You're not the marrying kind.  Skip a turn."

Kerry, you're on a roll!  Roll again!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 15, 2007, 10:51:03 am
"That foreman, he owes you.  Collect $50."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 10:55:06 am

You get a bad cold from sleeping in the pup tent in the snow. Pay $50 to the doctor.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 15, 2007, 10:56:09 am
"If the taxes don't get it, inflation eats it all up. Turn over all your money."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 15, 2007, 10:58:30 am
"You're told to bring the sheep down in the middle of August. Give up a whole month's pay."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 15, 2007, 10:59:44 am
"You doze off with your boots in the fire one boozy night and burn the soles clean off. Pay $100 to the cobbler for a new pair."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 15, 2007, 11:50:31 am
All those beans you ate have taken effect.  Light a match, then pay each player $10.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: memento on June 15, 2007, 12:34:49 pm
You save the cost of an instruction manual. Collect $10.00.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 15, 2007, 01:04:38 pm
The love of your life has his daughters for the weekend.

Go directly to Mexico!  :'(  :(  :-\  ;D   :laugh:
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 15, 2007, 02:02:30 pm


         You stay in camp during the hail storm, lose a days pay for stemmin the rose.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Toast on June 15, 2007, 02:53:33 pm
You cut yourself peeling potatoes.
Go back to base camp.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 15, 2007, 03:07:51 pm
"Randall gives you the keys to Don Wroe's cabin.  Advance to LAKE KEMP with the player of your choice."

(J.W. whispers to Fran, "Shouldn't that be Roy Taylor's crappie house?  ;D  ;) )
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 15, 2007, 03:43:59 pm
(J.W. whispers to Fran, "Shouldn't that be Roy Taylor's crappie house?  ;D  ;) )

Holy mackerel!  You're absolutely right!  Where's the embarrassed emoticon? 

I'll delete and try again. 
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 15, 2007, 03:46:12 pm
With the help of Jeff Wrangler:

"Randall gives you the keys to Roy Taylor's cabin.  Advance to LAKE KEMP with the player of your choice."

Thanks, Jeff.  :)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 15, 2007, 04:31:28 pm



               Your harmonica got bent when that mare threw ya.  Go back five spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 15, 2007, 04:35:36 pm


         And Jeff is that Roy Taylors crappie house or crappy house.??    hunh
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 15, 2007, 04:37:43 pm


         And another one:     You forgot to bring the drinkin whiskey.  Skip a turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 15, 2007, 11:37:41 pm
Alma lets you know she saw you run out the door and grab and kiss Jack........move ahead 10 spaces to Divorce Court.........you get that over with so you can spend more time with Jack
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 15, 2007, 11:51:55 pm
You've landed on a time warp and suddenly you are in the Bettermost Forum..........you then know what Jack meant by "A Sweet Life"............advance 5 and you are at the Colorado BBQ with Jack
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 15, 2007, 11:56:10 pm
Alma blocks the way to Estes Park with her new husband and Laureen.........move back 3 spaces to find another route to the lodge........while moving back a sinkhole opens swallowing up Alma and crew which then advances you right into the lodge where Jack and your new Bettermost friends are waiting
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 16, 2007, 12:22:01 am

"You're having a major bad hair day after using too much peroxide. Hide it under your old red cowgirl hat and go back two spaces."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 16, 2007, 01:34:15 am
How about Brokeback Mountainopoly's Lightning Flat being the equivalent of Monopoly's Jail?

To that end:

"Go to Lightning Flat.  Go directly to Lightning Flat.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200."

=and=

"Get out of Lightning Flat free.  This card may be kept until needed or sold." 

(Young Jack would have loved one of these.)


And you know how there's the "Just Visiting" part on the Jail space, for when you land on there by a roll of the dice?  Well, it works for Lightning Flat:

Just Visiting Mrs. Twist  :)

I think I'm enjoying this way too much....


Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 16, 2007, 01:51:08 am
How about Brokeback Mountainopoly's Lightning Flat being the equivalent of Monopoly's Jail?

To that end:

"Go to Lightning Flat.  Go directly to Lightning Flat.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200."

=and=

"Get out of Lightning Flat free.  This card may be kept until needed or sold." 

(Young Jack would have loved one of these.)


And you know how there's the "Just Visiting" part on the Jail space, for when you land on there by a roll of the dice?  Well, it works for Lightning Flat:

Just Visiting Mrs. Twist  :)

I think I'm enjoying this way too much....

Me too, Fran. I'm thoroughly enjoying Brokeback Mountainopoly!  :D

I agree with you suggestions for Jail / Lightening Flat.

And also agree with "Just Visiting Mrs Twist," though I would peronally prefer, "Just Visiting Jack's Sweet Mama."  :'(
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 16, 2007, 07:48:12 am
Slopbucket Mouth Bikers need to be taught a lesson.

Open a can of Whoopass on 'em and COLLECT $100!!!!!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 16, 2007, 08:54:30 am
"Anything interesting up there in heaven?  PAY $80 for a telescope and find out."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 16, 2007, 09:22:46 am

"Get the f*ck out of Aguirre's trailer and go to Lightning Flat.  Go directly to Lightning Flat.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 16, 2007, 10:19:02 am

And also agree with "Just Visiting Mrs Twist," though I would peronally prefer, "Just Visiting Jack's Sweet Mama."  :'(

Aww....  :)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: memento on June 16, 2007, 10:41:22 am
Your ass has been knocked into next week. Skip two turns and wait for the rest of your body to catch up.

Fran - good idea about Lightning Flat.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 16, 2007, 01:56:58 pm
I dunno -- jail being a confined physical space where you don't want to be . . . how about Aguirre's trailer?

You've been caught stemmin the rose.  Go Directly to Aguirre's Trailer. 

And "Go" would be Lightning Flat, since Jack passed through (touched base) there regularly.

Do not pass Lightning Flat. Do not collect $200. 

Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 16, 2007, 05:03:45 pm
"Bedroll's big enough"

Roll again!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 16, 2007, 06:43:47 pm

        Its Friday noon, get to the Jump off Point , and pay the taxes.  $20.00
        Its too early in the summer to be sick of taxes/
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 16, 2007, 06:46:03 pm


           Rolled deuces, switch with person on your right.  lose a turn.  Your goin nowhere.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 16, 2007, 06:54:01 pm
"You've just married the prettiest little girl in Childress, Texas!"

Advance to Childress!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 16, 2007, 09:37:50 pm


           Your blue heeler turned green.  When he fell into the creek .
             $50.00 for groomer to get his  blue color back.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 16, 2007, 10:25:44 pm
"Too much jouncing.  PAY $25 for damage to motel property."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 17, 2007, 02:20:28 am



          Since we are doing this how about we have some propertys... what do ya think.???

                                               Brokeback Sleeping


                  The base camp tent  ( on the allotment  several miles from where they pasture the sheep.)
                  The pup tent (smells like cat piss)
                  Extry blanket by the fire. (where you will freeze your ass off soon as the fire dies down)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 17, 2007, 02:25:04 am


         Maybe
                                  Homes away from Brokeback
             
                Lonesome ole ranches...(where Alma Jr has no one to play with)
                Apartment over the laundrymat.  (someplace Alma could fix up real nice)
                House in Lightning Flat where, ( Jacks mamma and daddy will be till the day they die)

Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 17, 2007, 02:49:32 am

* The Motel

* The chapel where Ennis and Alma are married.

* The supermarket where Alma works

* The ranch where Ennis works and stables his horses

* Aguirre's trailer

* The truck that takes Ennis to signal

* The bar where Jack chats-up the clown (Boy, what a loser that clown was!)

* The alley in Mexico

Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 17, 2007, 09:39:56 am
"You're waitin for a matin call. Don't move."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 17, 2007, 10:13:11 am
And we can't forget:



Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 17, 2007, 10:19:06 am
Should we add?

* The Fire & Brimstone Church Social
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 17, 2007, 12:22:22 pm
"The Fish & Game catches you with Elk.  Pay $50 fine."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: LauraGigs on June 17, 2007, 12:23:47 pm
Another location: Monroe's House.

Happy Thanksgiving! Go directly to Monroe's house for an awkward turkey dinner.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 17, 2007, 01:29:42 pm
Happy Thanksgiving! Go directly to Monroe's house for an awkward turkey dinner.

"Uh-oh -- Thanksgiving was even more awkward than you'd expected. Go directly to the Black and Blue Bar to work off your frustrations."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 17, 2007, 01:52:16 pm
The Electric Company

The J & E Railroad

The Highway Department

The Drive-In

The Childress Dance Hall
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 17, 2007, 03:52:10 pm
"You're nineteen and can do whatever you want.  ADVANCE to the space of your choice.  If you pass GO, COLLECT $200."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 17, 2007, 06:03:43 pm


            Your little girl is marrying a roughneck.. Skip a turn, while she smooths his neck out.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 21, 2007, 02:31:30 pm




        You landed in the creek, and read Almas note tied on the line.  . Bought a big fish in Dubois
for Alma Jr.  Advance four spaces for saving your ass.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 22, 2007, 08:29:34 am

You fail to convince your girls that you're not a sad daddy. Remain seated between them and miss a turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 22, 2007, 09:14:55 am
Pairs skating's on TV!  Miss a turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 22, 2007, 09:26:57 am

         And another one:     You forgot to bring the drinkin whiskey.  Skip a turn.

Don't know. To find out, need to wait for someone to invite me down there some weekend. Drink a little whiskey. Fish some. ...  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 22, 2007, 09:30:20 am
(Maybe this has already been done, but. ...)

You ranch stiffs ain't never no good.

Lose a turn.  :(
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 22, 2007, 02:59:37 pm



          No Jeff, and so what the more the merrier...Join us often.  Its loads of fun.

                You're the new cowboy in town, advance three spaces and collect your first paycheck
                                                     $ 50.00
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 22, 2007, 03:15:31 pm
All the sheep just turned into coyotes.........use your "get off the mountain quick" card.......and head on down to the Siesta
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 22, 2007, 03:23:21 pm
What's going on with Colonel Mustard and Mr. Green in the Library?
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 22, 2007, 03:49:21 pm



              Thats the wrong game sir.  But if you would like to start a Brokeback Clue Game, im sure it would be played..We are all a bunch of game loving folks here.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 22, 2007, 03:51:33 pm



         Checking into the Siesta Motel with no luggage.  Pay a higher room rent.  $20.00 + 5.00 for not having luggage.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 22, 2007, 07:46:08 pm
Me and Professor Plum were wondering what Colonel Mustard and Mr. Green were doing in the game, but as it turns out they were working on the game in the library  ;)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 22, 2007, 11:24:11 pm




          While camping you put the tent up...It dont look right go back five spaces and re set the
        tent.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2007, 11:27:00 pm
CONGRATULATIONS



POST # 200,000 !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2007, 11:29:27 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Way to go ifyoucantfixit!!  That's truly one for the record books. 
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 22, 2007, 11:42:40 pm



            Gee thanks.  I love these games.. so much fun.            janice
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 23, 2007, 12:05:24 am


            Gee thanks.  I love these games.. so much fun.            janice

Congratulations, Little Darlin'!

I'd say that feat deserves a "Get out of Jail Free" card.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 23, 2007, 12:44:22 am


  :D  YEE-HAW!!!  :D

Congratulations, Janice!
   
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: serious crayons on June 23, 2007, 01:06:03 am


            Gee thanks.  I love these games.. so much fun.            janice

Congratulations, Janice! I love your low-key response -- you've made Brokie history!  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: SFEnnisSF on June 23, 2007, 01:21:01 am
Did she win a toaster oven?   :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2007, 01:56:30 am
Whooeee!  Yeah!  Go Janice!!  8)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 23, 2007, 02:08:00 am
   


              Thanks for the well wishes guys..I didnt do anything, just do what i love to do.
Play the games.  No Eric no toaster oven.....It was exciting anyway. 
    Daniel, Amanda, Jeff,Kerry, Katherine, Eric and our last winner who still can keep the crown...Meryl.  It is too big a job for me.. You keep it...
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2007, 02:24:48 am
Thanks for the well wishes guys..I didnt do anything, just do what i love to do.
Play the games.  No Eric no toaster oven.....It was exciting anyway. 
Daniel, Amanda, Jeff,Kerry, Katherine, Eric and our last winner who still can keep the crown...Meryl.  It is too big a job for me.. You keep it...

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

    William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King Henry IV Part II", Act 2 scene 1

It's a hard job, but I'll gladly do it to spare you, Janice.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Penthesilea on June 23, 2007, 03:44:29 am
Congratulations Janice!

Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 23, 2007, 12:27:28 pm



          While camping you put the tent up...It dont look right go back five spaces and re set the
        tent.

Congratulations Janice!! I couldn't think of a more appropriate person to post the 200Kth!!!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: jstephens9 on June 23, 2007, 03:26:03 pm
WOW Janice, that is GREAT!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! I heard Heath and Jake are on their way to your house as your prize.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Katie77 on June 23, 2007, 04:40:41 pm
WOW Janice, that is GREAT!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! I heard Heath and Jake are on their way to your house as your prize.

Scrambling to Janice's place........I'll bring some cherry cake
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 23, 2007, 06:40:54 pm

           Thanks very much Lee, Jackand  Chrissi.  I HOPE YOU ARE !!!!RIGHT JACK THAT WOULD
BE TOO AWSOME!!!!!!  Think I should get ready?  Everyone come on over.  I want a true brokie
party.  everyone is invited.  take a train, (Eric) a plane (Meryl)(Lee) an automobile ,whoever gets here, and
however they can.  We will all meet in the Portland Rose Garden.  One of the most beautiful places in the world for a party .......Jeff Amanda, Daniel, Kerry, Jack and all the rest .  No party would be complete without all of you..You are all so nice to say anything.  I sure hope i made enough food...Im not sure exactly what everone wanted...         love to everone....janice
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 23, 2007, 09:18:27 pm
Party time! Everybody pile in to Janice's place!! Janice, if I miss my plane, I'll see you on the holodeck, um, I mean, in chat!!

No food for me, I'm in training!!

I'll have a cuppa coffee tho!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 23, 2007, 11:00:34 pm
           Thanks very much Lee, Jackand  Chrissi.  I HOPE YOU ARE !!!!RIGHT JACK THAT WOULD
BE TOO AWSOME!!!!!!  Think I should get ready?  Everyone come on over.  I want a true brokie
party.  everyone is invited.  take a train, (Eric) a plane (Meryl)(Lee) an automobile ,whoever gets here, and
however they can.  We will all meet in the Portland Rose Garden.  One of the most beautiful places in the world for a party .......Jeff Amanda, Daniel, Kerry, Jack and all the rest .  No party would be complete without all of you..You are all so nice to say anything.  I sure hope i made enough food...Im not sure exactly what everone wanted...         love to everone....janice

 :D  Count me in, Janice! 

We'll each bring along a plate and a bottle of choice!

Looking forward to meeting you all, especially Heath and Jake!  :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 24, 2007, 07:50:49 pm



       I will start a new game....

                 You have landed on the Sweet life.  Collect $100.00 and a house a horse and coffeepot.  If the property is for sale you may buy it.  If not you get free rent for this turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 24, 2007, 10:19:28 pm
Party time! Everybody pile in to Janice's place!! Janice, if I miss my plane, I'll see you on the holodeck, um, I mean, in chat!!

No food for me, I'm in training!!

I'll have a cuppa coffee tho!


I'm not in training. Can I have Lee's piece a cherry cake?  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 24, 2007, 11:16:52 pm
Hope I'm not too late to offer congratulations, Janice.  Well done!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2007, 03:17:23 am
To celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the Reunion:

"A hot jolt scalds through you.  Take the stairs two and two."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 25, 2007, 08:27:24 am

Also for the 40th Anniversary:

"Your mouths come together hard, bringing blood. Pay $100 for dental check-up."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2007, 12:58:08 pm
You ride a piece of stock for 8 seconds.  Collect $500.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2007, 12:59:55 pm
You ride a piece of stock for 8 seconds and collect $500, but get stomped winnin' it.  Pay the Hospital the $500.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 25, 2007, 01:28:51 pm
Your dad was wrong about rodeo cowboys. Pay $200.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 25, 2007, 02:38:57 pm
"Hailstorm!  ADVANCE to the nearest tent with the player of your choice."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 25, 2007, 02:42:36 pm
"You ate something bad at that place in Dubois.  SKIP a turn."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 25, 2007, 03:36:16 pm
Too early in the summer to be sick of beans, but them soup boxes are hard to pack. Skip a turn while you figure out what to do about this food situation.  :-\
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 25, 2007, 03:39:06 pm
You guys are hilarious!!! ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 25, 2007, 03:55:42 pm
"You doze off with your boots in the fire one boozy night and burn the soles clean off. Pay $100 to the cobbler for a new pair."
[Kerry you're too funny. I am laughing all the way to Brokeback Mountain.]
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 26, 2007, 01:56:54 am




          You get back to Riverton, Alma has a new beau.  Name a Monroe.  hes working for the grocer and just got moved up to condiments..   You are free.  go directly to the Sweet Life.  Collect Jack.  and
          Collect $200.00


Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on June 26, 2007, 09:37:38 am
You promised to take your girls to the church picnic (as long as you don't have to s-a-a-a-n-g). Cut short your latest fishin' trip and go directly to Riverton.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 26, 2007, 09:56:04 am
"Hailstorm!  ADVANCE to the nearest tent with the player of your choice."

Oops! After the hailstorm you overslept and now you have to spend three days untangling your sheep from the Chilean ones. Go back three spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 26, 2007, 07:17:30 pm

Tuck the runt of the litter safely inside your coat and go forward three spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 26, 2007, 10:45:04 pm
Rub Cassie's feet instead of Jack's and go sleep in the cat piss smellin' pup tent.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 26, 2007, 11:24:16 pm

Pay the Basque $20 in laundry costs to take the pup tent away and have it laundered/disinfected in Signal.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 26, 2007, 11:33:59 pm

"Fine the continuity coordinator $50 for getting the position of the log wrong, in the wood-chopping scene involving Jack and Aguirre."

<For very, very observant Brokies only!!!>   :o    ;)    :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 26, 2007, 11:39:33 pm
"Fine Mr Lee $50 for allowing the wire attached to the baby to be seen, in the scene where Alma, crying, farewells Ennis."

<For very, very observant Brokies only!!!>   :o    ;)    :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 26, 2007, 11:44:09 pm

"You cut yourself whilst whittling. Jack kisses it better, causing you to skip joyfully forward 3 spaces!"  :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on June 27, 2007, 12:08:36 am
"Uh-oh.  You forgot the round steak.  Go back to Monroe's Grocery Store.  Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 27, 2007, 05:33:55 pm
          Lucky you.  You landed on Jacks( space.)  That is more luck than anyone can handle unexpected.  Skip a turn while you decide what you two are gonna do.
                         
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on June 27, 2007, 08:11:24 pm

"Well, good for you. You made Cassie cry. Go back 3 spaces."  :'(
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 28, 2007, 01:17:54 am




         Alma saw you kissing Jack.  You are going to have to pay the rest of your childrens underage life ...Child support pay $150.oo for each child.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 28, 2007, 07:45:29 pm
Go back 10 spaces for not saying good-bye to your girls after you ran out of their house on Thanksgiving. Also add $50.00 each for child support.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 28, 2007, 07:50:18 pm
"Fine Mr Lee $50 for allowing the wire attached to the baby to be seen, in the scene where Alma, crying, farewells Ennis."

<For very, very observant Brokies only!!!>   :o    ;)    :D


[I saw that wire- lol and that disappearing log- lol
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 29, 2007, 11:32:39 pm


       
            Ennis wants his suitcase back (paper sack)  go back to Dubois and buy something for the(bag) 
             go back two spaces and buy $10.00 in groceries
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 30, 2007, 12:29:49 am

       
            Ennis wants his suitcase back (paper sack)  go back to Dubois and buy something for the(bag) 
             go back two spaces and buy $10.00 in groceries
[That's funny :laugh:]
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 30, 2007, 12:33:10 am
Ennis-if you can't afford the $10.00 because of child support payments-go 3 spaces forward and ask Jack for the money.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 30, 2007, 12:41:34 am
For saying "I love you" to Jack in the shirts, advance 5 spaces and get a free turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on June 30, 2007, 12:51:28 am
Ennis's father-because you damaged your son emotionally and psychologically "GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 30, 2007, 03:43:24 am


    Little Bo Peep is suing you.  She says you stole her sheep.. You have to pay a lawyer.  pay $100. per hour. or put him on retainer.  for $200 
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on July 03, 2007, 01:19:40 am
For keeping a short leash on Jack- go back 3 spaces and don't pass go.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 03, 2007, 04:26:54 am




          Nobody heres a sinner, advance to the "sweet life" collect 200 dollars.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on July 03, 2007, 09:41:41 am
Lashawn says Randall and you don't have a smidgin of rhythm between you.  PAY $100 for dance lessons.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 03, 2007, 09:50:50 pm
         


            Ennis is sick of Jacks dumbass missin so he has to get glasses.  Pay $50.00


Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on July 04, 2007, 04:51:10 pm
Since today is the 4th of July, knock those biker dudes out again for talking junk around the girls (who are older now) and COLLECT 1,000 smack-a- roos and move forward 10 spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 07, 2007, 03:40:14 am




          Y ou moved over the laundromat.  Alma needs money to fix the place
   up real nice.  $125.00 for a new living room set.. + $5.00 each for lamps.


       
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Kerry on July 07, 2007, 09:08:36 am

"Swat that fly, Ennis. And in so doing, miss one turn."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Fran on July 07, 2007, 10:40:23 am
"Time to hit the hay, cowboy.  Skip one turn."
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Delmardeb on July 07, 2007, 11:21:06 am
[Ifyoucan'tfixit-that is too funny and so true!]



          Y ou moved over the laundromat.  Alma needs money to fix the place
   up real nice.  $125.00 for a new living room set.. + $5.00 each for lamps.


       
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Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on July 13, 2007, 02:41:27 pm
You manage to wipe Alma, Jr.'s, nose even though you don't have three hands. Move ahead two spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 13, 2007, 11:45:27 pm




    You manage to make Jack your lover, without no instruction manual.!!!   Saved :  $20.00.  Collect cash, and interest from bank $25.00 for good money management..
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: southendmd on November 04, 2011, 12:46:28 pm
bumping another fun, old thread!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: southendmd on August 29, 2013, 11:15:38 am
bumpin for Throwback Thursday!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on August 29, 2013, 12:09:32 pm
You need to cross Basque Bridge, pay a $15.00 toll fee.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on August 29, 2013, 12:10:04 pm
You've forgotten what it's like to be poor, so collect another $300.00.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on September 02, 2013, 03:36:15 pm
You put your boot in the fire, pay 100 $ for a new pair.



Thanks for bumping this fun thread, Paul!  :D      Don't think I've ever seen it before.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on September 02, 2013, 08:19:53 pm
You pick up a pretty girl's hat, and she flirts with you, move ahead two spaces.   She wants to have sex with you, fall back 5.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on September 05, 2013, 04:08:38 pm
You fail to catch the keys your son-of-a-bitch father-in-law throws at you. Skip one turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 05:26:01 pm
Ennis restarts your truck, get an extra turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on September 05, 2013, 05:37:18 pm
You stay in camp and have drunken sex instead of tending the sheep, the result of your negligence is a dead sheep. Go to prison without passing 'go'.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Penthesilea on September 06, 2013, 12:50:30 am
You flyyy through the air. Sadly you're no angel and don't have wings, so you crash hard on the landing. Pay 50$ for a doctor's visit.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on September 06, 2013, 05:08:15 pm
You didn't get the count right for Aguirre. Stay up on the mountain for three more turns.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Penthesilea on September 07, 2013, 03:04:40 am
You didn't get the count right for Aguirre. Stay up on the mountain for three more turns.


What a punishment, oh yeah! Would have made our boys really happy.  O0 :laugh:
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on September 07, 2013, 05:35:32 am

What a punishment, oh yeah! Would have made our boys really happy.  O0 :laugh:

That's why Brokeback Mountainopoly is different from Monopoly!   ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on September 07, 2013, 05:38:34 am
You enjoyed the punishment of staying on the mountain too much, don't come back for the next three turns.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: dontinterrupt on November 01, 2015, 12:19:52 pm
"It's Round-up time. Advance to Stoutamire's cow and calf outfit"

This is such a fun thread, thought I'd revive it :) I'd really love to play this game! I could imagine the four sides of the board as:
- Riverton (with post office, methodist church, siesta motel and apartment over a laundromat),
- Childress (The Twist residence, Newsome farm machine business and dance hall)
- Big Horn Mountain range (I suppose this could have the 'fishing trips' destinations and maybe Signal though I'm no good at actual geography of that area)
- Brokeback Mountain (because c'mon, might be in the Big Horns, but deserves a separate side)

Community chest could be post offices in Childress and Riverton. And I really loved the Lighting Flat as the jail idea!

Somebody please make this game come true!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: dontinterrupt on November 01, 2015, 05:07:02 pm
"Rodeo ain't what it was in your Daddy's day. Get out while you can still walk. Roll again"   :P
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 01, 2015, 05:36:12 pm
lmao
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 01, 2015, 09:05:37 pm
Gosh I never saw this thread before! Thanks for reviving it, don'tinterrupt!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 01, 2015, 10:27:31 pm
a revival can be a good thing!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 01, 2015, 11:18:09 pm
You can't wipe Alma, Jr.'s nose because you don't have three hands. Lose a turn.  8)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 02, 2015, 01:11:47 pm
You don't say much, but you get your point across. Take an extra turn.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 02, 2015, 07:41:16 pm
good additions, Jeff!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 03, 2015, 11:26:32 am
You can't find your blue parka. Lose a turn to look for it.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 03, 2015, 11:32:24 am
You have your girls for the weekend. Take an extra roll for being a conscientious parent.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 03, 2015, 08:33:26 pm
Jeff, you are too good at this.  LOL
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 03, 2015, 09:41:33 pm
Jeff, you are too good at this.  LOL

Well, thanks. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone else hadn't come up with all of them. I was just too lazy to read through more than 20 pages before I started adding to the thread.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: milomorris on November 04, 2015, 08:43:07 am
You just watched Ennis and Jack "stem the rose" through your binoculars.

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/monopoly-go-to-jail-card_8582.jpg)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 10:36:32 am
You took a job on the highway crew. Collect $200.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: southendmd on November 04, 2015, 10:50:54 am
Timmy talks your ears off.  Pay $250 for a high-end Bose noise reducing headphone set.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: dontinterrupt on November 04, 2015, 10:56:21 am
"Inheritance!  One curve in the road and your parents had to miss it...  COLLECT $24!!!!"

LOVE this one :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on November 04, 2015, 01:26:50 pm
You found this this old game and dusted it off again. For that you get an extra turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 03:45:54 pm
You make a couple of bikers shut their slop bucket mouths. Collect $200 and roll again.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 03:47:17 pm
You promise to take your girls to the church picnic, as long as you don't have to s-a-a-n-g. Advance two spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 04, 2015, 03:48:10 pm
:)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 03:48:18 pm
You let your son eat corn pops for Thanksgiving.  :(  Go back two spaces.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 03:51:44 pm
Earlier today you wuz castratin' calves.  :P  Collect $500.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 03:56:53 pm
You don't think your wife's job is important. Pay $200 to the bank.  :(
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 04:09:33 pm
You tell the ol' son-of-a-bitch to sit down. Collect $500.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 04:17:54 pm
Go directly to jail because you didn't go up there to fish!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 09:05:45 pm
You're pretty good with a can opener. Take another turn.  :)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 09:07:39 pm
You won't smarten up and take your wife and daughters to the church social because you don't like "that fire and brimstone crowd."  >:(  Lose a turn!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 04, 2015, 09:44:57 pm
Jeff, these are hilarious! You seem to be really up to date on your Brokieisms. Have you seen the movie lately?
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 04, 2015, 11:46:26 pm
Jeff, these are hilarious! You seem to be really up to date on your Brokieisms. Have you seen the movie lately?

That's the hell of it. It's been years, now. I don't know how I'm dredging up these things.  :-\
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Penthesilea on November 05, 2015, 01:30:26 am
That's the hell of it. It's been years, now. I don't know how I'm dredging up these things.  :-\

But doing a great job with it! You're on a roll; keep it going. :)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Penthesilea on November 05, 2015, 01:31:59 am
Tent don't look right. Try again and lose a turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 05, 2015, 10:27:12 am
Great reunion kiss, but you're spied  on!  Lose a turn
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 05, 2015, 10:34:46 am
Tent don't look right. Try again and lose a turn.

Great!  :D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 05, 2015, 10:35:37 am
You're Uncle Harold didn't die. Move forward one space.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: dontinterrupt on November 05, 2015, 07:05:24 pm
You found this this old game and dusted it off again. For that you get an extra turn.

Damn, landed in Lightning Flat. Will go see the folks for a day or two  ;)
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 06, 2015, 10:33:16 am
You been ridin' more than bulls, not rollin' your own. Pay $200 to the bank.  ;D
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 06, 2015, 10:37:44 am
Junior is driving now, pay for increase to auto insurance.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on November 09, 2015, 12:07:07 pm
Them boxes a soup are hard to pack. Lose a turn while you figure out how to pack them.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on November 09, 2015, 03:52:37 pm
Your daughter meets your girlfriend.  Go to  Jail.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: southendmd on February 12, 2018, 01:02:35 pm
bumping this awesome thread!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on February 12, 2018, 07:06:22 pm
Your truck is stuck in the Grand Tetons, pay $100.00 for a tow.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on February 12, 2018, 07:06:41 pm
You have to untangle all the sheep.  Lose a turn.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Front-Ranger on February 12, 2018, 09:10:32 pm
You have to untangle all the sheep.  Lose a turn.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on February 14, 2018, 12:40:27 am
On the mountain, Aguirre didn't like the count.

This time, he miscounts, collect an extra $100.00!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on February 14, 2018, 06:49:21 pm
You stemmed the rose instead of babysitting the sheep. Go straight to jail!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on February 14, 2018, 06:52:52 pm
You cut yourself working the can opener....pay $20.00 for medical  supplies.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on March 11, 2018, 12:00:23 pm
it's time for a fishin' trip!  Collect $50.00!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Corax on March 12, 2018, 02:42:38 am
You kicked LDN's ass into next week on Thanksgiving. Collect 20 $.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on March 12, 2018, 04:22:03 pm
Alma sends you for cigarettes, lose $10.00.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Corax on March 12, 2018, 04:52:48 pm
Coyotes ate 20 sheep. Go to jail.
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on March 12, 2018, 07:14:20 pm
Coyotes ate 20 sheep. Go to jail.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on March 12, 2018, 07:14:50 pm
Aguirre miscounts the sheep, collect an extra $50.00
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on May 17, 2018, 05:56:32 pm
Reunion kiss!  Move ahead 3 spaces!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: southendmd on May 23, 2019, 09:38:49 am
had to bump this one again!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: Sason on May 23, 2019, 02:22:30 pm
had to bump this one again!

Collect 20 dollars for bumping the thread!
Title: Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
Post by: CellarDweller on May 23, 2019, 08:23:41 pm
damn, I forgot about this thread!  LOL