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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" Game
This is the hit game that I created at the IMDB's "Brokeback Mountain" Board. "BBM Linez" was one of the biggest, most popular and longest-lasting entities at the BBM Board. It was one of the few structures that even the Trollz respected -- and seemingly enjoyed. The renowned "BBM Linez" was the one ship that the IMDB Administration actually protected and with 'zap' tug boats. Eventually, after Captain Will departed, the "BBM Linez" ship steamed out into the open sea on its voyage to reunite with its captain at the Port of BetterMost.
Welcome back the original "BBM Linez" with your clever thoughts of and witty contributions for any of the BBM story or movie characters and what U would imagine them wanting to say or what U would like to hear them say!
There are only three requirements:
1) Your post must relate to this game! :)
2) Only one entry per posting! :P
3) U must skip one turn! ;)
In the true spirit of Ennis & Jack: have fun!! ;D :laugh:
Sailin' 'n' playin',
Cap'n Will
NOTE: "Dara's Law"
The Moderator has the right and the responsibility to ensure compliance with the three "BBM Linez" game requirements and to edit for reasonable conformity and coherent correctness and to delete any words, phrases, sentences, paragraphs or entire postings that are unbecoming, irrelevant or insulting.
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" Game
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ENNIS: "I'm Gay!" ;D
JACK: "Me, too!" :laugh:
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I saw this online and thought it was very funny - don't know if you've already seen it.
BROKEBACK GROCERY LIST
(from Elvira)
Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963
WEEK ONE
* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whiskey
WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey
WEEK THREE
* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR
* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE
* Fresh fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
* Yukon Gold potatoes
* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic eggs
* Spanish lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed walnuts
* Arugula
* Clarified butter
* Extra Virgin olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco
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John Twist to Ennis: "You seem like such a nice boy, and seein' that you cared for my son, tell ya what, why don't you take them ashes after all."
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Aguirre to Jack Twist
"You go down, take a few days off, and go and see Uncle Harold,
and I'll stay up here with Ennis and the sheep for the weekend."
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Everyone to Lashawn:
"Shut up, already"
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ENNIS: "Hey, Monroe, is Alma here?"
MONROE: "Yeah, she's in the condiments aisle."
ENNIS: "The wha'?"
MONROE: "Uh, between the capers and the cornichons."
ENNIS: "Gotcha, thanks, girlfriend."
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JACK: Guess what next month is?
ENNIS: June!
JACK: Whoreson Bytch, besides that... Gay Pride Month!
ENNIS: Hunh?
=aside=
Thanx for makin' us laugh out loud, SouthEndMD!
That "girlfriend" to Monroe is too funny -- and true!
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Alma - So is he someone you cowboy with or what?
Ennis - Nah, Jack, he rodeos mos'ly. But guess who he's ridin' when he ain't ridin' bulls?
... *winks at Alma* ...
Alma - He what? ... *about to swallow her own tongue*
Ennis - Rodeo boy is hung like a donkey! Woooweee! Daaaannnnng!!
... *shakes head with smirk on his face* ... Hm hm hm!!
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Jack: Don't you think Aguirre's trailer is so now! I mean the Western look is soooo this summer! Don't you think hunh?
::) Sorry that is all my mind could muster...I am having quite a slow day.
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JOHN TWIST (to Ennis):
U seem like such a nice boy and seein' that U cared for my son, tell ya what, why don't U........ and ME let's get it on, rite now, CowBoi! U thought Jack was hot, well, he ain't got nuttin' on better hung Daddy Twist! :P Yeeee-hore! :laugh:
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LOL Will!
I think the cup-spitting has got to stop if Pa Twist wants to get any action from anyone at all! :laugh:
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Ennis - You wanna know how many times I wrang it out thinkin' of you?
Jack - What? 6 times a day? That's how many times I wrang it out for you!
Ennis - 6 times a day? Jesus H., Jack!!
Jack - Wut? *smiles* You don't wanna know the things I've done to you in my head ..hehe..
Ennis - Hmmm....Like whut?
Jack - Might be easier if I show you ... we'll need some ice, a towel, a candle and your belt ...
Ennis - What the f...??
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=comment=
you guys make me blush...
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SHEEP #1 to SHEEP #2: "What's he got that we ain't got?"
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Jack: Since we're always getting together in the cold weather...let's meet up in Jackson Hole for some skiing!
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=comment=
you guys make me blush...
SHEEP #1 to SHEEP #2: "What's he got that we ain't got?"
:laugh:
Fancy! Sheep getting jealous coz they're missing all the action! LOL!
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MRS. TWIST to JOHN TWIST: "Shut your trap, tobacco breath"
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Ennis: "What do you think about bisexuality?"
Jack: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"
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Ennis: "What do you think about bisexuality?"
Jack: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT ONE!!!!! ROTF
Ennis flips Alma over in bed:
Alma: "What the....."
Ennis: "Oops, sorry, had a flashback."
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JACK TO ENNIS: "Quit your hammerin' and get in here... and start your hammerin'"
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Alma during sex with Ennis: "honey the ceiling needs painting"
Either that or "Honey... the carpet needs changing!" :P
Or, the bottom sheet needs to be warshed! :o
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Pa Newsome - Who is my favorite son-in-law then? ... *winks at Jack*
Jack - *rubbing LD's tummy* .... Who is my favorite beer-gut then?
Lureen - Aww.... Mom, Dad, Jack, come on! Group hug! And Dad, don't you grab Jack's ass again!...*giggles*
Bobby - * rolls eyes* ...I think I'm gonna be sick! I'm so gonna need therapy ...
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Ennis: "Hey, Jack, let's live together in a metropolitan city and obtain office jobs!"
Jack: "That sounds wonderful. I'll purchase some luggage for you right now!"
:D
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Hairdresser to Lureen's mother: " You'll need lots more hairspray and at least another two inches on that beehive."
==aside==
Thanks Fran for the idea about hair.
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John Twist: "I love my dead gay son!"
Please tell me someone here has seen "Heathers"!!
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Yes! That line was made for mean ole John Twisted!
Juan
=compliment= Juan
Perfect creep name for that creep: "Twisted".
And we know from the book and his "golden
showers" on his very young little son Jack that
ole John really is "twisted"! BTW, Anke agrees!
Will
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Mrs. Twist to John Twist: " Do you want me to add some cream to go with the spit in
your coffee?"
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Alma, Jr.: "Yes Cassie! You're the perfect second wife for my Daddy, and I would love for you to be my mama!" :laugh:
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Lureen: "Jack, I'm so glad you're going on another road trip, and so is my Daddy! We don't mind you taking a break from selling combines! Have a fun, safe trip, and I love you!" :)
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Jimbo: "Hell yeah, Jack! I have a better idea. Let's get a 30 packer and go rent a room!" :D
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LaShawn: "We might just have to dance with ourselves Lureen."
Lureen: "Well, LaShawn... want to dance?"
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Alma: "I love living in the boonies! Ennis, please promise me we'll never move into town!" :D
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Jack: Ennis, you know it could be like this, just like this always.
Ennis: How d'you figger that?
Jack: You know ... You won't believe this! I got a letter from Joe Aguirre the other day?! Remember Aguirre from Brokeback?...Well ... He was so pleased with the work we did that summer that he has donated 100 sheep to us ... to start our own sheep-cow-calf-lamb operation..
Ennis: Wut?? Well, f--k me sideways!!! No kidding dude!
Jack: No sh!t! I couldn't believe it ... I was like, wait till Ennis hears this ...So what do you say bud??!
Ennis: Nah, I wanna take you up to Canada! Wanna live in igloos and wrestle polar bears? F--k! Lets do it rodeo boi!!
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JACK: Hey, Ennis, we're gonna double-date tomorrow nite!
ENNIS: With who, Bytch?
JACK: Your ex-wife's husband Monroe -- and Randall!! :o
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Ennis: We might not be back tonight, when we get to drinkin' and talkin' an all.
Alma: Well, if there's one thing about Ennis, it's how he loves to talk.
Jack: Quit you're hammerin' and get in here. Watcha waiting for cowboy? A matin' call?
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Jack: Lets make a sandwich with Becky!
Ennis:What side you want, bud? :o :laugh:
That wasn't in the movie.....but it was in my dream! ;)
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JACK (to Ennis): Fahgedabout Beckala! Let's do a threesome with Will! While he's stemming my rose, I'll be lickin' your banana! :o
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Ennis: Jack if this thing ever gets ahold of us in front of the wrong people..were dead.....but the good news is..I just saved a whole bunch of money on my truck insurance by switching to GEICO.
:laugh: !! Ok, that one is too funny...lol!
JACK (to Ennis): Fahgedabout Beckala! Let's do a threesome with Will! While he's stemming my rose, I'll be lickin' your E-banana! :o
*ahem* :laugh:
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Ennis - This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here ...
Jack - Yeah, whatever dude!
Ennis - Listen, you know I ain't no queer!
Jack - Puh-leeze! Talk to the hand ...*rolls eyes*...
Ennis - Stop acting like a silly queen, you jackass! ... *starts laughing hysterically*...
Get it??! Jack-Ass ....ahahahahah...
Jack - You know whut?!! F--k you Ennis!
Ennis - Any time you want to donkey boy ... anytime!
;) [I think way too much about Jack and Ennis ....*sigh*]
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Jack: What if you and me had a little cow and calf operation...it would be a sweet life.
Ennis: The socio-ecomonic climate as well as the down turn in cattle futures proclude me from signing on to this endevour...however, I would not be adverse to starting a little wine and cheese operation.
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Folks, look at Lucise vs. TonkaTodd.
Plain and simple: sleaze vs. class.
U can be funni w/o bein' trashi!
P.S. Welcome aboard, TT!
LOL! Will, I wasn't the one who first made a comment about "stemming roses" and bananas! :laugh: Guess I am not alone in the trash-can.... ;D
Yeah, welcome aboard TT! I LOL'ed reading your post! 8)
=response= Lu
U're rite, Lu-lu!
The one who first made the comment about "stemming roses" wasn't U -- and it surely wasn't me -- it was BBM's Joe Aguirre! Hello, remember him?! I'm on the phone right now with our key member DeeDee, who arv'd in NYC yesterday. She's not computer accessible at this time. Butt, I told her what U wrote about first to say "stemming roses". Dee said to ask U, Lu: "What movie were U were watchin'?" Ha! Ha! :laugh:
Above Bored Will
P.S. No, Lu, U're not in the "trash can" (that was funni) alone! U got this dirty mouth (butt cute) little (ahem!) Dre Boi in there w/ U. :laugh:
=response= Will-U
Ok, Aguirre made the "stemming roses" comment, but he sure as heck di-ent use 'bananas' in the same sentence! :laugh:
You took it to another level there bud! ;D
Btw, greetings to DeeDee & Will's Dre from Lu! ;)
=reply= Luchise
D & D both luv U, as U know. Actually, I saw both today!! :-X
They also both used to think that U were an I-talian man! :laugh:
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Alma: Ennis, would you get me a pack of smokes?
Ennis: Yeah, sure my dear! Anything else from the super market? Aren't we running short of beer and condiments? Just give Jack and me two hours at the Motel, and we’ll get you the things on our way back!
Alma: Two hours?? Hey, Ennis Del Mar, with me you're always done in ten minutes, aren't you?
Ennis: Sure enough. ::)
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Ennis: I thought you was seein' Troy?
Alma Jr: That was two years ago!
Ennis: Troy still playin' baseball?
Alma Jr: I don't know what he's doin', I'm seein' Kurt now.
Ennis: You mind if I give Troy a call?
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Jack: "You wanna swig of whiskey?"
Ennis: "I gave up drinking."
Jack: "No shit."
Ennis: "Yeah, yesterday the topic of my AA meeting was If you can't fix it, you've
got to stand it".
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CASSIE: "You're stayin' on your feet, cowboy."
ENNIS: "It ain't gonna be that way: my arse is tired, you hair-flinging temptress."
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Ennis - I was thinking of taking my buddy Jack out for supper ... to the Knife and Fock ...
Alma - The whut??
Ennis - The Knife and Fork! You aint listenin' to me Alma ...
Alma - Well, that sounds splendid Ennis! I'll call my sister to come babysit ...
Ennis - Ummm...well, hones'ly, Jack aint really the rest'rant type ..we'll pro'ly just go out and get hammerin' ...errr...get hammered!
Alma - You know I don't like it when you get wasted Ennis!
Ennis - Honey... I don't want you worrying about us getting drunk and driving home... so me 'n Jack will pro'ly just sleep it off in a motel... You know we haven't seen each other in years... plus we got a lot to sink our teeth into, I can't imagin' we'll be able to fit it all in..in one night...
*pacing, smoking, drinking*
=compliment= All Playerz
I am laughing my head off at some of these posts! Cheers! ;D
P/S: Will - Was this a bit less trashi for your taste? :P
Or still too "slop-bucket"-ish? ;D
=reply= Lu
I had to fix all of ur ellipses; they must touch the word....
BTW, Lucise, we don't use "condiments" if U catch our drift!?
Ciaio,
Will!
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Scene in upstairs bedroom
Door opens, it's Mr. Twist!
Mr. Twist: "Boy!! You and your ideas. Get the hell out of my room! Jack's room is down the hall on the left! And leave my boots and drawers where you found them!"
:laugh: :laugh:
Okay, Arad - I gotta say (again!), you are killing me with your posts.... ROTFLMFAO!!
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Monroe: "Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Alma: (off camera) "You are scaring me Monroe."
==aside==
This was a caption on Dave Cullen's website. Monroe's quote from Bull Durham.
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John Twist: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
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JACK to Ennis: The "rose" needs to be nipped in the butt rite now, Boy! :P
ENNIS: Might as well, Lil' Darlin', seein' as we ain't got no fishin' trips planned.
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Ennis and Jack are sharing the bedroll on "that" first night ...
Jack faces the back of the tent, his back to Ennis...
Jack - Ennis, I want you to listen to this ...
Ennis - Whut?...
Jack - *Jack fidgets alittle, starts talking* ...
When I look at you and see the way the sun or moonlight falls on your skin
and sets it aglow, I am at a loss for words ...
Ennis - Hunnnh??
Jack - Your lips look so soft and I can't help licking mine when I look at them ...
Ennis - Whutt??? ...
Jack - *continues* ... I can tell that you have a beautiful soul, the light of your spirit is blinding,
my greatest desire has been to feel your ...
Ennis - Jack! ... *Sits up hurriedly, grabs Jack's right hand, places it on the bulge in his pants*..
If you want this, whyn't you just say so...??!!
Jack - *stunned, looks at Ennis* ...
Errr..Ennis...I was just reading a poem I wrote for you to give to your Alma ... but... if you insist...
*falls ontop of Ennis*...
[Okay, don't say it, I have an overactive imagination :P ;D]
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Jack and Ennis in the motel scene. Ennis is laying with his head on Jacks chest smoking his cigarette and flicking the ashes constantly.
Ennis:" You ever feel like people know? Like everybody is talking about us? Staring at us? We should of never came to a motel right here in town."
Jack:" Well you probley should of thought about that last night before you insisted on giving me a piggyback ride "hee hawing" into the motel and check in as' The Famous Bronking Twister Sisters!! YYaa think Ennis??!!!"
Ennis: ( eyes widening) "got to quit drinking."
OMG... hysterical. That was really funny.
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Lureen (noticing son Bobby is watching the TV football broadcast): Bobby, if you don't eat your dinner, I'm gonna have to turn off that television.
Bobby: A teacher once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Wow! "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR at BBM" have really blasted off!
The "BBM Lines" ship arrived on schedule on Monday, the 1st of May, and within 1-2-3-4-5 days it has an incredible over 600 views!!!!! That steam whistles it all! :)
Gamely,
Will-U
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Jack and Ennis are lying in bed at the motel, spent and smoking...
Jack - Ennis, move yer head - my shoulder's gone dead!
Ennis - I don't wanna move ...*continues to smoke idlely*...
Jack - Ummm......I have a better idea where you c'n put yer head ....*chuckles*...
Ennis - Jack, here I lie in your arms, basking in this afterglow, in this special moment in time. A moment that'll alter my vivid dreams of U forever; a moment which negates and shames all those who "villi-fy" our love; a moment which follows our deeply passionate and climactic coital exchange....
And all yer can think of is my head on your d!ck?!
Jack - *stunned*.... Ummm... Ennis, can ya try not to become Lureen when the sex is over?!
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Aw come on Lureen, you would love it.
bareback on a mule
icy streams
and your own tent on the other side of the mountain with the bears.
shooting elk, we would cut the meat for you
you could make tons of elk jerkey for us
while we sleep with the sheep - 100%
Come along with me and Ennis
for a week in the mountains.
Bobby could stay with L.D., now that we have remote controls.
oops .. maybe we would hear this - -lol
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Ennis to Jack:
"My birthday is next month, and I'd like a pink parasol."
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JACK to Ennis: Next month is Gay Pride and I want rainbow chaps. :laugh:
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Ennis: Where you of to?
Alma: I am off up to Calgary to meet up with my Brokie friends.
Ennis: Can I come? I was wonderin' if I could get some quality fishin' time done with Jack.
Alma: No! I am off for some quality "fishin'" time with my Brokies. But I am sure you could come if you would let us watch.
Ennis: Watch? What you wanna watch us fish?
Alma: I know about you and Jack Nasty! You got yourself a good'un there hun. Good on you. So pack up your whips and saddles ;) we are off to Alberta.
Ennis: But we really only go up there to fish.
Alma: Sure you do hun, and I am Stevie Wonder, now get your scrawny ass into the pick-up, pronto. O0
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Don't you just love bossy and domineering Alma.
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Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!!!
Yes the Purple Star Linez has rec'd many phone calls, e-mails, PMs and, of course, telegrams!!!! All are asking where is the ship? Well, anytime U have to hide or hide something -- even as big as a ship -- just go to the BetterMost Port! They could hide anything. Butt seriously, passengers, the popular and renowned S.S. BBM LINEZ for exactly the past week (May 11 to May 18) has been undergoing some reservicing and rerouting. However, it is ready to re-launch immenently -- at one port or another.
Cap'n Will ;D & First Mate Dre O0
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Bartender to Jack after he is rebuffed by the rodeo clown :
Bartender : "Ever consider checking out the circus? If you like clowns they got lots of 'em at Barnem and Bailey."
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Hey Jshane, welcome! I'm so glad you made it here. I have been a longtime fan of your posts at imdb.
(Sorry, that's all I have to say in this post -- I'm not good at these funny line threads, but I DO find them hilarious!)
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Jack: Hell, yes I did. Redlined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough. What about you?
Ennis: Me? I dunno. Well, to be honest, I didn't think about ya much. Playin with my new game boy was about all I got time for lately...
::)
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JACK (to Ennis):
Next month on the 25th they're having a "Gay Pride Day at Yellowstone National Park" right here in Wyoming.
ENNIS (to Jack):
U can be a dumbazz bytch, Jack. U 4got that's the day we're leading the Gay Pride Parade in New York!
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=aside= JShane
Well, U found it Shane. U've been asking where is the original "LINEZ =U= WON'T HERE in BBM" and here it is. I know that they still mention it in print over at BBM. I surprisingly still get PMs there on this subject. That's very nice except most of those there now, as U know, are not. Over here, this file is going to be repositioned soon.
Will-V
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Alma: Is he someone you cowboyed with or what?
Ennis: Hell, no! He’s someone I fucked with!
Alma: Oh, I see...
:)
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Alma: As far behind as we are on the bills, it makes me nervous not to use any sort of protection.
Ennis: If you don't want no more of my kids, I'll be happy to do it the "Ennis and Jack" way with ya!
Alma: Fine!
:P
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Alma: "Texans don't drink coffee?"
Ennis: "Are you kiddin'? Not when there's whiskey and Ennis to be had!"
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"How much is once in a while", said Jack. "Once in a while every fuckin' quadrennium?"
"Hunh?"
I had to show you this line from ABCs,
I had some help from Will who played the part of Ennis here.
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Ennis to Jack:
"Now I know you ain't goin back up the mountain with that saddle cloth, Big J! It has a rip in it. Bottom left hand corner. Honestly, I can't trust you with anything. Give it here."
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ahahaha ... LOL! ;D Great posts guys!!!
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Jack - Umm..Ennis del Mar ain't been around has he? ???
Aguirre - Who the f--k wants to know? >:(
Jack - Well...I just... :-\
Aguirre - I wish all the pea-brained idiots in this hell-hole wud mind their own friggin' business!
Unless Ennis himself has been mouthing stuff off...I told him, whatever we do in this trailer stays in this trailer!
Whatever we do behind the Knife 'n Fork stays behind the Knife 'n Fork!
Jeeeez!!!
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Jack - Ennis, how many times do I have to tell ya not to put ya razor in the f--kin' mug??
I drink my coffee from that!!
Ennis - Hunh?
Jack - Next you'll be p!ssin' in it!
Ennis - Wha??
Jack - In the name of all that is holy, why is it men never listen?? Put the razor down Ennis! I mean it!
And don't be looking at me with those unbelievably-sexy-come-here-and-rub-my-chest-and-lick-nipples-in-a-puptent eyes!
I won't have it!
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Jack: Hey Ennis, do you feel like having an In-N-Out burger for lunch?
Ennis: Dude, I'll tell you what I want in and out...
:D
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Bobby - Mom, there's something I gotta tell ya. I think Dad has found a new hobby!
Lureen - A new hobby, Bobby?
Bobby - A strange man called here yesterday, he asked to talk to Daddy.
I can't remember what his name was, but I heard Dad tell him that he likes riding horses,
but much prefers riding 'Dennis elmar'. What's a 'Dennis elmar' Mommy?? Is it a type of horse?
Mommy..mommy..can I have a 'Dennis' pony when I turn 8?
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Congratulations to all of our witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" players on over 1,000!!!!!!!!!! views and counting!
Cap'n Will ;D & Dre O0
S.S. BBM Linez
(http://www.geocities.com/shangrala_shangy/gala-e/boat1.gif)
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Chilean sheep 1 - Damn there are some hot ewes in this crowd!
Chilean sheep 2 - Check out the babe 6 hoof-steps away, whoa, I bet she could produce big, strong rams! I bet she's in heat! Damn!
Chilean sheep 1 - Which one, Tony?
Chilean sheep 2 - That one over there! Close to the idiot sitting in his own sh!t!
Chilean sheep 1 - Errr.... Tony, I didn't know ya were that way! That there's not an ewe! That thing between its legs are not tits you dumbass!...Jeez! ::)
Brokeback Sheep 1 (to Brokeback sheep 2, after overhearing the whole exchange) - Look at those dumb idiots! It's fools like that give sheep a bad name! Baaaaaaaahahahaha!
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(ok ok, I'll go find something to do with my time! lol)
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LaShawn and Randall prepare for the Childress Benefit Dinner they are about to attend....
Randall - Lashie... where are my grey...
LaShawn - O my goodness! I hope that two-faced old bat, the so-called Mrs. Seemore is not at the benefit tonight! What a sour, gossip-mongering old trout! Do you know what she said about me at the bake sale last week??
Randall - I just need....
LaShawn - She said I was flirting with Teri Hinds' husband in church 2 Sundays ago! ::) Please! Granted, he is a fine specimen of manhood but I wouldn't be caught dead drooling over his very-broke behind!The nerve of the woman!
Randall - La..
LaShawn - If she shows up tonight, I'll strangle the silly bitch! >:(
Oh, your grey trousers are in the laundry basket in the basement! But here, wear this one - ya look much better in these!
Randall - Oh, I li....
LaShawn - Randall, I've told you several times, don't just stand there looking stunned and staring at me, ya better learn to speak your mind!
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Sheepcounter: “Hey Joe, this is the exact number of sheep that went up the mountain! You have to give these two boys bonuses for doing such a perfect job!”
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I am the only one playing? Where is everyone else? :-\:P
Mod Answer to "Milli" (who dat?): In America, this is national holiday Memorial Day Weekend. U two obviously live in countries other than the U.S. of A.
Still here, Milli! The old stud duck hasn't run me off completely, yet... ;)
So here goes:
Mrs. Twist: You come back and see us again!
Ennis: Yeah. Ahem, M'am, can I ask you somethin?
Mrs. Twist: Sure, boy!
Ennis: My last chick told me that girls don't fall in love with fun. S'that true?
Mrs. Twist: Sure, it is! Hell, otherwise I would hardly have married old Twist here, would I?
Ennis: It must be different with guys then because me and Jack, we always had lots of fun, and I loved it! :)
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Cassie: "Tell me what you think."
Alma Jr.: "Is it true blonds have more fun?"
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Ennis: "Is sex dirty?"
Jack: "Only if it's done right."
Ennis: "That was the most fun I ever had without laughing."
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Rich and Earl are rocking in their favorite chairs on their front porch.
Rich: "It's been a good life, Earl."
Earl: "Yes it has, Rich."
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Monroe: "I'm sorry Alma. I'm going to have to dock your pay for all of these broken jars. Now clean up this mess quickly and get those brats out of here at once!"
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Minister: "Ennis and Jack, as you have chosen to join together in a bond of marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other in the presence of family and friends, it is my joy and privilege to pronounce you partners in life."
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Good one, Fran.
J&E could move here to Massachusetts and we'll marry 'em!
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ENNIS: I'm glad U saved our BBM shirts, Jack, but why on wire hangers, Jack, why? No more wire hangers, U son of a whore son bitch!!
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Ennis: We'll meet in November then.
Jack: That's so cool dude! We can celebrate your anniversary without Alma! Do you still have that toboggan? We can put it to good use!
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Jimbo: "Hell yeah, Jack! I have a better idea. Let's get a 30 packer and go rent a room!" :D
That's actually kinda hot if you think about it....
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ENNIS: I'm glad U saved our BBM shirts, Jack, but why on wire hangers, Jack, why? No more wire hangers, U son of a whore son bitch!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Minister: "Ennis and Jack, as you have chosen to join together in a bond of marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other in the presence of family and friends, it is my joy and privilege to pronounce you partners in life."
. . . [turning to Ennis] and if you don't kiss him - I will!!
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Ennis: "No body is eating unless you're serving... unless one of the girls can show me how to use a plate?!"
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Jack: "Your folks stop at 'Ennis'?"
Ennis: "No, they stopped at a tree!"
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Ennis: "I never realised there were different shapes and sizes."
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Jack: Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!
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LUREEN: Jack was teachin' Lil' Bobby Bytch how to drive one of them big-ass tractors and he dun run rite over his old grandpappy. Now I inherit the entire Farm Equipment busine$$! Yeeeeeee-haw!
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=aside= Ray
It's almost like the bad old days!
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Jack: Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!
LD: Rodeo, stud duck calls the colors around here: them dumbass chairs is magenta.
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Jack: Hahahahahaha, Stud Duck, You need glasses! You wrang it out once too many times and now your eyes are "Rose Stemmed"!
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LD: Hell yes, Rodeo, I've wrung it out. Your mother-in-law Fayette won't gimme none. So I'm turnin' that TV back on 'cuz boys should watch football players.
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Bobby: Daddy .. Grandpa, what's it mean to "wring out"?
Is it like what mommy says she'll do to Daddy's neck everytime he goes fishing?
Or is it like what I saw her doing to some old guy in Daddy's combine?
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Ennis' Mom: Praise the maker! That was a scary curve, but you're such a good driver, darling! We're lucky to be alive!
Ennis' Dad: I have it all under control, don't worry! Let's get that money out of the coffe can and take the kids for a treat at the Dairy Queen!
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Ennis' Mom: Praise the maker! That was a scary curve, but you're such a good driver, darling! We're lucky to be alive!
Ennis' Dad: I have it all under control, don't worry! Let's get that money out of the coffe can and take the kids for a treat at the Dairy Queen!
Oh, Snowflakes, that was sweet!
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L.D. Newsome: Jack, you seem bored with my daughter. Why don't you go and git yourself a little something on the side?
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Alma: Ennis, don't you dare ever flip me over on my stomach again! >:(
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Ennis's Father: "Son, we didn't have enough money to buy you that B-B-gun you wanted, but we did have enough for this Barbie Doll. Go on up to Earl and Rich's and play now."
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Mrs. Twist: I'm sorry I can't offer you any refreshment, the cupboards are empty. I do have some pot, do you want to go outside for a toke? :D
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Alma: Ennis, you know I'm not much of a restaurant person. When your friend comes, let's just go out with him and get drunk!
Ennis: Hunh?
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Lureen's Mother at the Maternity ward: "I brought you a whole box of formula, but your big stupid oaf father thought is was talc and tipped it all under his arm pits!"
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Lureen's Father after the maternity ward visit: "Who keyed my car?"
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Alma: "Ennis, I bought this here strap-on so I can do the driving tonight"
Ennis: "Sure Enough"
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Jack: "Have you seen my blue parka?"
Lureen: "Yeh, I sent it to the dry cleaners to have all those white stains removed!"
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Haha Ray! ;D
Lureen: Why doesn't your buddy come over here to Texas and fish?
Jack: 'Cause our big horns ain't for Texas....errrrr..I mean, the mountains! The Big Horn mountains ain't in Texas.
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Alma: "Ennis, why don't you invite your friend to stay the night. I'm feeling frisky and he's kinda cute. You wouldn't mind a threesome would you?"
Ennis: "You bet"
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Alma: "Monroe, you and the girls do the dishes. I cooked the turkey, and I'm tired."
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Monroe: Alma, please pick up all of this spillage, and do take your time. I'm going into the stockroom with Ennis for a few minutes. :)
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Monroe: "Mark my words, Alma. Ten years from now, everybody in America's gonna be carvin' their turkey with an electric knife."
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Ennis: I can't believe I left my darn shirt up there!
Jack: Babe! Puh-leeze! That shirt was sooo last summer hun! You like totally like need to do more shopping honey-bun! You can so totally call me when you like need anything ... I am here for you cupcake, plus I can totally take you to some rockin' gay bars up in Lightnin' Flat ... you can totally like gimme a shout!!
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Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish! You went up there hunting RED MEAT!"
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Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish! You went up there hunting RED MEAT!"
I would like to make an amendment(sp? sorry I can't spell when I am stressing about exams) to Raymille's above comment:
Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish! You went up there hunting BANANAS!"
Btw the Elk is very happy you decided to use bananas instead of having her shot, she is very thankful as she can now Charelston all she likes and confuse the cast memebers no -end!
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Pa Newsome switches on Thanksgiving TV
Pa Newsome: "Oh look - the Sydney Mardi Gras is on! Boys should watch the Mardi Gras..."
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Aguirre: "Of course I have work for you this summer, Jack! Let's just give old Ennis a ring and see if he's free too! I'll double your pay since you did such a good job last year and you worked as hard as you played!"
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Good one, Snowflakes. Here's another in that vein:
AGUIRRE: (picking up phone receiver): Where are my manners? You boys are excused. Why don't you head on down to the Bar and have a few on my house account. Sleep well. Don't do anything I would do. Toodles!
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JACK: Hey, Ennis, they want us to do an ad for a new lubricant.
ENNIS: What's it called?
JACK: Annis!
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Ennis' father to (young) Ennis: You've got to learn to talk things out with your brother, son.
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Alma: Ennis, darling, thank you so much for buying this washer and dryer set! I can get the laundry done lickety split, so we can go to the church social, the drive-in, the Knife 'n' Fork and the fireworks all in one day!
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JACK: Hey, Ennis, they're changing the name of that new rectal lube product. ::)
ENNIS: We endorsed it!! What's it gonna be called now? ???
JACK: "BetterMoist"! ;D :laugh:
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Alma:What are ya all dressed up for Ennis?
Ennis:Jack's coming to town, does my ass look big in these pants?
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Aquirre's trailer trash office door sign:
"Visitors will be welcomed -- especially Gay guys!" - Joey Aggy
=aside= DeeDee
That one is funni about the big azz!
Glad that U & AnDre spoke again tonite,
confirming all of our plans for Tues. (rev.) eve
for a post-Gay Pride dinner and GLBTS drinx!!!
Will & Johnny Cakes
[S = straight]
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Linez of BBM =milestone= 2,000+ views ;D :) :laugh:
The entertaining, popular and witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" has proudly passed its =milestone= 2,000 "views" marker! This fact makes it undisputedly one of the top favorites here at the Port of BetterMost!! ;D
"BBM Linez" was, in fact, the most popular entry at the IMDB Port. There was a much more supportive and diverse band of enthusiasts there, some of whom -- Banner Hill, Damiano, Jamaica Sugar, J-Shane, MoniMM, et al. -- remain there. Many people at IMDB's BBM still yearn for the S.S. BBM Linez. BTW, am I proud? U bet! "Linez" was eventually eclipsed in popularity only by the arrival of the "ABCz of BBM", which is now docked here at the Port of BetterMost!! :laugh:
Seafarin',
Cap'n Will
S.S. BBM Linez
(http://www.geocities.com/shangrala_shangy/gala-e/boat1.gif)
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Jack: Lashawn sure is a lively little gal. How'd you two meet anyway?
Randall: A friend of mine fixed us up at an Aggie game. You know what they say, "If your girlfriend won't, Tri Delt"? Well, I did...[big sigh]...and now I'm married to a chattering squirrel. [bigger sigh]
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Jack to Ennis in Tent Scene 1: "Fasten your seat-belt, it's going to be a bumpy night."
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Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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Ennis: You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious... like he knows. And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, and maybe they all know, too?
Jack: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Ennis: "You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious... like he knows. And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, and maybe they all know, too?"
Jack: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Loving the GWTW references, great film. I am off now to hit the sack: I am exhausted, but afterall ...tomorrow is another day!
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JACK (to Father):
But Daddy Twist, I'm going with Ennis -- he's a MAN!!
MR. TWIST:
"Nobody's perfect!"
=aside= Fran
Ur ode to "Gone With The Wind" is A-1.
It inspired my ode to "Some Like It Hot"!
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L.D.: Take a gander at my grandson! He's as handsome as his father, atta boy Jack! I'm glad he doesn't look like his old fart of a grandfather! ;D
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Mr. TWIST (to Mrs. Twist):
Honey Cakes, do U want me to go out and pick some of them little red fruits off the cherry tree so that U can bake us one?
Mrs. TWIST (to Mr. Twist):
I sure do, U dirty ole man.
Mr. TWIST (to Mrs.):
That's great, Bytch, cause I sure wants to get me a piece !
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Randall: Roy Taylor's got a little cabin down on Lake Kemp. Got a croppie house...little boat. Said I can use it whenever I want. We ought to go down there some weekend. Drink a little whiskey, fish a little, fool around a little. Get away, you know?
Jack: Mr. Malone, are you trying to seduce me?
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What a great read these posts are...been sitting here laughing out loud.....heres one i just thought of...
When Alma opens the door and sees Jack and Ennis with their mouths locked together.......
Alma.......What the hell you doin there?
Jack.......Well Ennis stood at the top of the stairs....yelled "Jack fuckin Twist", then bounded down the stairs, missed the last four, went arse over tit and fell to the ground and knocked himself out"
Alma......and so what are you doin to him now?
Jack.......I'm trying to get the cigarette out of his mouth, without it goin out...do you know how expensive smokes are these days....
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Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:
Sheep #124: Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here. Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?
Sheep #89: I told you, I don't do water. You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.
Sheep #227: If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.
Sheep #9: Hey, it's been three hours. Don't we get a lunch break?
Sheep #178: Where's my close-up? My contract specifically calls for a close-up....
Ang Lee (making mental note to self): No more movies with sheep.
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Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Jack to Ennis: I hear ya there bud! But I think having sex is like picking a fight. You gotta be ready to roll on the ground, and if you can't pack a good punch, you better have a quick and ready tongue!
::) 8)
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When the rodeo clown walks back to his buddies playing pool, after talking to jack at the bar.........
1st buddy...........What that cowboy talkin to you bout?
Rodeo clown........Not too sure, I think he has a thing for clowns.
1st buddy............Clowns eh, should join a bloody circus, I thought he was a bit QUEER..
Rodeo clown........Yeah, fancy having a thing for clowns, hey buddy, you wanna go to a
motel and we'll have a bit o fun?
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After Jack is thrown off the bull at the rodeo:
The Announcer: Oh, and down he goes! Whoa, watch out there, fella!
He's comin' for ya! Send in the clowns.
(breaking into song here)
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns....
=comment=
Thank you, Toast, for the inspiration.
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***bump****
i hope im not out of line bumping this thread...there are so many good ones here....
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Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:
Sheep #124: Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here. Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?
Sheep #89: I told you, I don't do water. You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.
Sheep #227: If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.
Sheep #9: Hey, it's been three hours. Don't we get a lunch break?
Sheep #178: Where's my close-up? My contract specifically calls for a close-up....
Ang Lee (making mental note to self): No more movies with sheep.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice one Fran-E!!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice one Fran-E!!
Thanks.
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TS2: Ennis sits by the fire alone. Jack is inside the tent, waiting. Ennis, pensive, glances over the tent but still sits...and sits...and sits....
Jack (rather impatiently): "What're you waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?"
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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
Over two thousand five hundred views! :o Don'tcha luv it? :) Well, some with imagination and really creative humor do -- ones who can actually relate their joke to our #1 movie Brokeback Mountain! ;D
Actually, "BBM Linez" was much more popular (#2) at the typically more diverse and generally younger-membered IMDB Board for Brokeback Mountain! O0
Special thanx to ALL of the "BBM Linez" participants here at the BetterMost Forum, including 30, but not limited to:
Amanda
Ann Marie
Becky
Clara
David Hartford
DeeDee
Dre!
Fran
Front-Ranger
J. Shane
Juan NYC
Juliette
Katie
Latjoreme
Lucise
Mandy
Memento
M. Lewis USC
Prowl Among Us
P. Tannen
Ray
Saucy Cobblers
SF-Eric-SF
Sheyne
Snowflakes
South End MD
The Pirate Bride
Toast
Tonka Todd
Will-U
U all are worthwhile contributors to the "BBM Linez"!!
"Ship ahoy"! If U're not on board, try "Chips Ahoy"! :)
Cap'n Will {this captain goes down... but not with the ship}
and First Matey Dre {U guessed it... not with the ship!} O0
S.S. BBM Linez {thanx to Sandala for our blue ship}
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Congratz S.S. BBM Linez and Cap'n Will. This subject is a hoot!!
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While Ennis is busy with his spooked horse and the runaway mules, Jack kills time by singing:
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming around the mountain
He'll be coming around the mountain
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes.
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Allrite!!! Hit it! Let's hear it one more time.............
He'll be cumin' round the Mountain when he cums,
He'll be cumin' round the Mountain when he cums;
He'll be cumin' round the Bareback,
He'll be cumin' round the Mountin',
He'll be cumin' round the Bareback Mountin' when he cums! ;D :laugh:
=comment=
Do I have crystal balls or what?
That's xactly what happened!!
(Actually, I saw the movie.)
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After Jack surprises Ennis in Riverton after he hears about the divorce:
Ennis (to Alma Jr. and Jenny): "Girls, guess who's coming to dinner?"
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*Ennis decides for once he would take time off work to help Alma at A&P*
Alma: Ennis, it sure is nice of you to help me out at work and all. Oh can you put those sausages on display.
Ennis: Alright, it is just I am used to hidding sausages on Brokeback....
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MARY TWIST: Want some coffee, don't U, Boy?
ENNIS del MAR: Yes, Ma'am, I believe I will!
MARY TWIST: A piece of sweet cherry cake, Gay Boy?
ENNIS: Oh, I already had that sweet cherry cakes many times, Ma'am. It was your sweet son "Jack". Mmmm. Damn, that azz -- ooopz -- I mean, Jacky was so sweet!! U sure know how to bake 'em, Mrs. Twist! ;)
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L. D. Newsome sees his baby grandson for the first time.
L. D.: Isn't he the spittin' image of his grandpa?
Fayette, Lureen, and Jack: NO!
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L. D. Newsome sees his baby grandson for the first time.
L. D.: Isn't he the spittin' image of his grandpa?
Fayette, Lureen, and Jack: NO!
And Bobby (his first word): NOOOOOO!!!!!
;D
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Big L.D. NEWSOME: Now that U all say "No!" to this big baby lookin' like me his granpappy, as I look from a different angle, baby Bobby seems a little Gay to me. I can tell bi the way he holds his pink rattle. Yeah, I think this baby Bobby has that Gay look in his eyes, too.
LUREEN: What are U sayin' Big Daddy?
L.D. Honey Chile, I'm sayin' that your Gay baby Bobby looks more like your Gay husband Jacky!!
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In the kitchen of Alma and Monroe's home:
Alma: You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Ennis: Yes Alma. I see Jack Twist, but there ain't no fishin'. We have been cheatin' on you and Lureen for years now. We go to the mountains to fornicate and laugh about the two of you bein' so ignorant.
So, how have you been?
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Mrs. Twist: If you was any kind of a man, I wouldn't have no cherries left to put in no cakes. For f**k sake old man, you haven't done nothing but sit there and bitch since you rode Big Billy in 1945.
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Dee dee, just looking at the pic you have on your posts....it looks like a pencil drawing of the reunion kiss...... it looks great.....can you give me a link or send me a copy please......
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ENNIS' FATHER (to Ennis): Yeah, like U were figuring, Boy, it was me that had Earl killed. As a matter of fact, I dun did the job my damn self.
ENNIS: Why did U do that, Daddy Dearest?
ENNIS' FATHER: Well, Boy, I told that bytch Earl to get rid of that f*cking queer Rich once and for all or if I heared anything more about them two 2gether, it might get Earl killed. I just cudnt control my Gay jealousy.
ENNIS (disbelieving): U mean, Daddy....
ENNIS' FATHER: Yeah, Boy, Earl & I were secret homo lovers -- just like U & Jack. U see Sonny Boy, U and your brother actually inherited that Gayness thing from me.
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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" scores way over 3,000 views!!
It sure was a popular enough attraction here at the Port of BetterMost. "BBM Linez" has now hit over 3,000 views -- ironically, posthumously! :(
Thanx for the special posted scripts from Fran, Lee, Sandy and Becky plus all of the PMs -- especially Victoria, DeeDee, Mandy and Mary! ;)
Sea-ya,
Cap'n Will ;D & 1st Matey Dre O0
Continue the "BBM Linez" fun and then some.....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/board/flat/51658214
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Adios Cap'n Will,
Sorry "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" is galloping away from here, but glad you'll be back in the saddle again over at IMDB. Have a safe journey and take a trot over from time to time.
Sandy
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We'll come and visit here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/board/flat/51658214)
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I have removed the negative commentary on both sides from this thread. Those interested in participating in the IMDB thread are more than welcome to do so. If someone wants to carry this forward here, that is fine as well. Let's keep comments positive and supportive.
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Thank you Phillip....
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From the S.S. Linez ship Cap'n Will's cabin desk:
Acknowledging
Contributors to
"Linez =U= Won't
Hear in BBM"
Ann Marie
ATZ Amanda
Becky
Clara
David Hartford
DeeDee
Dre!
Eric SF
Fran
Front-Ranger Lee
Jim Shane
Juan in NYC
Juliette Montague
Lucise
Mandy
Memento
Pete Tannen
Ray
Saucy Cobblers
Sheyne
Snowflakes
SouthEndMD
The Pirate Bride
Tonka Todd
Victoria
Will-U
Gamely,
Cap'n Will
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The game is gone from IMDb :'(
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What-th...??? :(
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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
....incredibly reaches
4,000 views!!!!
-- even without any
new game "Linez" entries
for the past 1,000+ views!
"Linez" clearly has an interested viewer-ship!
Cap'n Will
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alma: "can me and monroe go fishin' with you and jack twist sometime soon?"
jack to ennis: "i've been puttin' the blocks to a male mexican prostitute lately"
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Oh, I'm not at all surprised it's gone from IMDB. They delete posts or entire threads all the time.
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Jack: Swear i didn't know we was gonna get into this again.
Ennis: Who's a naughty cowboy then, Yee Haw!!
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Jack: Is it in yet? :o
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Ennis: Hell yeah, it´s in. Whut? Did I use too much KY?
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Ennis: Jack, that shade of pink is NOT good on you.
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Ennis: Yes, Alma. Jack IS nasty.
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Ang Lee: I think Ennis should do a little song and dance rountine after SNIT
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Chilean herder: I KNOW what Jack likes
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Joe Aguirre: I knew it would pay off to hire those two.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Photo%20Captions%20Stripedwall/brokebackmtn_1095.jpg)
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Joe Aguirre: I knew it would pay off to hire those two.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Photo%20Captions%20Stripedwall/brokebackmtn_1095.jpg)
;D ;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*laughs till I drop*
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Monroe during Thanksgiving dinner: I bought this electric knife instead of a read porsche.
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Ennis, on a post-reunion fishin' trip: "Dammit Jack, I told you the 1970 Chenin Blanc, not the 1971!"
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Aguirre: Good work!
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Alma: Ennis, ya think we could invite Jack over, few drinks, see where it goes..?
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Alma: Ennis, ya think we could invite Jack over, few drinks, see where it goes..?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Alma: Ennis, ya think we could invite Jack over, few drinks, see where it goes..?
:laugh: ;D
thanks for reminding me about this thread!
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Ennis: You know I ain't queer.
Jack: Yeah, try saying it with a deeper voice next time.
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Alma: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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Ennis´s horse: You up for a threesome?
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John Twist: Oh it was ever so nice havin Jack around the place, did a lovely job with the base coat on the back shed....
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Ennis: Carpe diem!
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Alma: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Another dyke night at the Knife & Fork success story
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LaShawn: - - -
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Jack: Shut up Ennis - I can't hear myself think.
Ennis to ma Twist: What sorta flour you use in the cherry cake? The texture's divine.
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Ennis: Why do we need a condom?
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Alma Jnr: Why does Daddy always take vaseline and handcuffs on his fishing trips?
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Ennis: Can we listen to some disco or something? I'm sick of this Roger Miller crap.
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How many damned Parkas you got, anyhow?
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Which one a them sheep are you seein tonight?