Oh now, this is absolutely CRAZY Jess! How could you say that?? >:(
I spent way more than 50 cents on my club!
Your place is B-O-R-I-N-G!!!
My place is always jumping!! :D
fleas don't count David!!!
Oh now, this is absolutely CRAZY Jess! How could you say that?? >:(
I spent way more than 50 cents on my club!
Your place is B-O-R-I-N-G!!!
My place is always jumping!! :D
Or we could go over to Jess's place and play "count the roaches".
or were you talking about all the people jumping out windows when the cops get there?
well if THAT is your idea of exciting...then MY place is probably very boring! The ATF and Health dept have NEVER raided MY fine establishment!
(http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/sheep.gif) Ya'll are tooooo funny!!! High class entertainment for both a ya!!(http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/jab.gif)(http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/juggle.gif)
(http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/whistle.gif)I think I'll just be "riding the fence" on this poll. (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x221/Shasta542/rearCLR.gif)
oh good! you finally got some insect killler!!
now what will your 'chef' serve??? :P :-X
all commentary you read in this thread is meant in fun...David and I are old friends and enjoy teasing each other...so dont get worried!! We are fine....and having a great time.
:laugh: ;) ;)
*sigh*
I have explained this before...they are ONLY giving penicillin samples to people that have been known to frequent YOUR club....like Dottie or Kerry for example...if they were to show up then THEY would get one to...
really it is just a matter of outreach to our community...
what color is the sky in this mythical world you live in??
There seems to be missing a third choice on the poll. ;)
So I was wondering who ya'll think has the better club...
MY Club? with the elegant decor and the antique furniture and the jacuzzi and the chef
or DAVID'S club....where the furnishings (by HIS OWN admission) cost 50 CENTS!
something to consider...HIS club has never passed an inspection!
and there was an incident where a wild animal from Tasmania was running LOOSE in his club....you won't see scandals like that at the 5000 Club!!
Okay. Now this is driving me NUTS!! :laugh:
What third choice??
You mean a "neither" choice?? ???
I can't figure this deal out! And I think they're both in bed now. Got to wait until tomorrow to find out. >:(
It's okay. I'm a little slow sometimes. I was one of those crayon eating kids. I never could figure out WHY the purple crayons didn't taste like grapes! :laugh:
So, a little latitude here would be nice!
YA'LL GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!!!! :D :D ;)
Yes, a "neither" choice! And David, I guess what they say about men is true, if you need to put bigger britches on to think better?
I voted for David's, only cuz I'm wantin' to ta see those tight britches before he changes. I'll go to Jess' for the more esoteric stuff.
At least I earned your vote Scott!!
GAWD, I feel like a sleezy politician now! :P
;) :D
How's your little puppy doing these days Scott??
Hey, David, I hear there's an infestation of Tasmanian devils over at Jess's club! They've overrun the place! The health inspectors are there, as we speak. I heard on the grapevine that Jess was fattening the devils up, to serve in her snack bar! Ugh! :P
you guys are a riot...
:laugh:
I voted for David's, only cuz I'm wantin' to ta see those tight britches before he changes. I'll go to Jess' for the more esoteric stuff.
uh huh....so now you are stooping to using your BODY for votes!!
HUMPH!!
there is gonna BE a riot if David don't keep those filthy creatures out of my club!!
And tell them to take those tasmanian devils with them!!!!
(yeah, you would KNOW what cat pee smelled like!!)
Jess, you should be thankful for the cat pee. It helps cover up the smell of your cooking over there.
One of the health inspectors reviewing Jess's trading licence (a good mate of mine) has provided me with a pirate copy of Jess's proposed new menu for her snack bar. I believe these recipes are very popular in Tasmania. Not sure if they'll catch on in Indiana and Texas, though!
* Sweet and Sour Devil
* Devil in Tartare Sauce
* Devils a la King
* Devils on Horseback
* Devilled Devils
* Devil Lasagna
* Devilled Delight
* Devil Dumplings
* Devil Laska in Coconut Milk
* Braised Devil in Mint Sauce
oh, PULEEZE!! Like anyone would believe your idle gossip from your 'MATE'
Pffffft!
MY chef knows how to cook REAL food...not that tripe ya'll eat in David's 'club'...
that isn't my cooking! that is YOUR upper lip!!
I gotta hang an air freshener on my nose just to walk in that joint of yours!
My upper lip is just fine! Ask Alex! He LOVES to suck on it!! :D
He sucks on my neck too! I still have some hickies he left on it. They were deadly!! ;)
Speaking of TRIPE, Jess, my mate tells me you also intend featuring several tripe recipes in your new menu! Mmmmmmmmmmm! Just love that sheep-belly mornay of yours! Yum-yum! :P ;) :D
Speaking of TRIPE, Jess, my mate tells me you also intend featuring several tripe recipes in your new menu! Mmmmmmmmmmm! Just love that sheep-belly mornay of yours! Yum-yum! :P ;) :D
who does this fictional 'mate' work for? the Enquiror???
You're moving up in the world there, aren't ya Jess!
Tripe. Yummy. :P
Well, at least it's better than that Jelly of Moose Snout you were serving the other day. Ugh.
Mmmmmmmmm, Jely of Moose Snout! Can I get that recipe from you, Jess? I'm sure my relatives in Tasmania would love it! (I couldn't possible eat it myself. Just thinking about it has started off my gag reflex!) :P
You be nice Jess, or I'm gonna sic Cody on you!
He'll smother you in big wet doggie kisses!! He will. He really will! :D
:-* :-*
You be nice Jess, or I'm gonna sic Cody on you!
He'll smother you in big wet doggie kisses!! He will. He really will! :D
:-* :-*
I'm off to lunch now (not that I've been doing a lot of work this morning!). I'll catch you guys later. Ask Cody to save some of those doggie kisses for me too, David! :-* :-* :-* :D
" Unicorn fur..????? :'( :'( :'( *sob sob sniff sniff "
David's club is fun, you can kick back and have a beer, tell a joke or joke or two take a dip in the pool, have a massageor a nice conversation. No worries. Now Jess's club is real purty to look at but, forgive me, Jess it's like a frggin museum in there, or a furniture store. You can't relax. Jess is always reminding you to watch out for her Persian Carpets, or her leather sofa, don't scuff her hardwood floors....you know the drill. Antique this, heirloom that, expensive, expensive, expensive. You just cannot relax and have a good time in that mausoleuim!
:-* Jess you know I love you but it's the truth. You gotta lighten up girlfriend(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s64/dotEmatrix/beefcake/Beefcake%202/Smilies%20Emoticons%20and%20Avatars/pillowfight.gif)
NO!! WAIT!!
Come back, JANICE!!
We have FERNS!!!
FERNS JANICE!!
they was alive before you dragged your friends up in there with their "PETS"!!!!!
they was alive before you dragged your friends up in there with their "PETS"!!!!!
Careful there, Jess, that kinda talk makes the devils sooooo nervous! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! >:( (that was the devils growling, not me!) ;)
Careful there, Jess, that kinda talk makes the devils sooooo nervous! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! >:( (that was the devils growling, not me!) ;)
I have come to take bids or as you might call them bribes. So just make your choices. I cast the deciding vote in the Sheriffs vote. So I have been known to make the final choice. :-* :-* :-* :laugh:
I'm trying to get caught up here, and you guys are too much!! This thread had me rolling in the floor! BUT I'm not voting, no way no how! Just call me Switzerland or one of those neutral countries! :D :-*
Best post club in Town, who thought that up? Good grief!
I'll let you ride my pony!!! :D
I'll send you some homemade hot sauce and plum jelly and dill pickles!!
OH!! I can send you some pink pillowcases I embroidered butterflies on!
what do you want??!!
Dill pickles with hot sauce and plum jelly... Is that today's special over at your place Jess?
Oh "yummy"! :P :P
Still, it's a vast improvement over last week. What was it Jess? Because the test results from CDC haven't come back yet.
Didn't you even vote for your own club Jess?
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of course! I did....didn't I??