LOL! God, David, this is so funny.... uhm... Guess I am not allowed to vote huh? :laugh:
well Hmmmm <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F12%255F1%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_1.gif)[/url]
I hypothesized that since Melissa is now a moderator her post average would double <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F12%255F11%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_11.gif)[/url]
so that makes it 9 posts a day, <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F6%255F2v%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_2v.gif)[/url]
so 10 days, <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F12%255F3%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_3.gif)[/url]
so I voted August 4<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D15%252F15%255F4%255F102%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_4_102.gif)[/url]
Well....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!
.... 5 days early. :D
How come your birthday isn't on the calandar? ???
Now about the prize. There IS NO PRIZE! Not everything is about prizes Jess.
And stop giving everyone an idea!! >:(
I voted August 2nd. There are 7 votes, and no two people have agreed so far. I'm going to win the big prize!! ;)
It is my SISTER'S birthday...not MINE!! Mine was LAST month! Remember?
now about that prize thing....it is not ME giving people ideas...that is how a contest WORKS!! You ask people to make guesses and the one that guesses right gets a prize!!
It is a tradition! a RULE! you HAVE to give a prize of the very fabric of our civilization will unravel!
Do you want to be the one to cause the end of all civilization as we know it??
I voted August 2nd. There are 7 votes, and no two people have agreed so far. I'm going to win the big prize!! ;)
It must be a good one since he is denying its very existence!! :o
(I bet it is a PONY!)
THERE IS NO PRIZE!! >:( >:(
How many FRIGGIN' FREAKIN' times do I have to say it!! >:(
:laugh: :laugh:
Ya'll are a trip! Did you know that? :D
look how upset he is!! I MUST HAVE GUESSED THE SURPRISE!!
I am getting a PONY!!!
and I have the perfect place to keep him...or her...
Is the pony a boy or a girl, David??
Perfect, I LOVE ponies!! THANK YOU, David. You're the BEST!
:-*
But does Melissa get a pony too? It seems only fair...
Hunh?
I'm heading out to get a pretty halter for my new pony.
David, would you mind terribly not sending it til next week? I'm going to Alberta day after tomorrow. I'd take the dear little pony with me, but don't want to have to share it with everyone.
Hey seriously Clarissa, have a great time in Alberta and please give everyone a hug for me, okay? :D
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I said tomorrow - but I may need to ammend (can i do that or might I not get the pony if I change it!?) - I think she could make it over the weekend as we've bothe been busy posting more recently!
Hunh?
I'm heading out to get a pretty halter for my new pony.
Just a big cuddle from you will be enough for me sweet David! (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_7_104v.gif)
Susie (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_1_201.gif)
why you buying a halter for MY pony???
Perfect, I LOVE ponies!! THANK YOU, David. You're the BEST!
:-*
But does Melissa get a pony too? It seems only fair...
:laugh:
You're greedy Jess - you have ponies already!!! Give us one of our own!!!!! :P :P
I have HORSES...not ponies...I got ONE lil ol Shetland and he is ancient and no fun!
I need the pony!
besides I have the place for him! Clarissa doesn't have anywhere to keep him! (or her)
I don't have room for a pony.... but oh what the heck, send it over!!!
I'm gonna name MY pony Alex...if it is a boy...if it is a girl I am naming it Allie!
Aww. I hope it's a boy. Then you can have an Alex of your very own too! ;)
Maybe we can name the pony "August." Then if it ever gets lost, we can say, "What in hell ever happened to August?"
(http://www.lynehamvillage.com/images/photos/tinkr.jpg)
Maybe we can name the pony "August." Then if it ever gets lost, we can say, "What in hell ever happened to August?"
(http://www.lynehamvillage.com/images/photos/tinkr.jpg)
I voted August 3rd... LOL!
Did I really post 20 messages yesterday? :o No wonder my wrist hurts like hell today! >:(
MELISSA!!!!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Ah, see we're pressurising her to post!! Don't post Mel for 12 hours - its an order - go get drunk instead!!!
OK, I WONT POST ANYMORE IF YOU GUYS READ MY NEW STORY!
http://rightwhere-u-r.livejournal.com/10736.html (http://rightwhere-u-r.livejournal.com/10736.html)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
you know if she DOES hit 2000 on the first we are all gonna file impeachment proceedings against you, David.
OBVIOUSLY, you two have been communicating off board ....probably PLOTTING to get you the win!
False accusations will get you nowhere Jess, and paranoia will give you an ulcer. ;)
Are you gonna tell her, David, or should I?
You go ahead and tell her because I have no idea what anyone is talking about around here.... including ME!! :laugh:
Oh come on, I thought you were gonna tell her that we live right around the corner from each other! >:(
I KNEW something was up! the FIX is in!
I am contacting the impeachment board RIGHT NOW!!
Oh come on, I thought you were gonna tell her that we live right around the corner from each other! >:(
Okay. It's true. The jig is up. I live in Amsterdam just across the street from Melissa. I go over to her house every day. Hell, sometimes I'm sitting right next to her while she's posting and I know EXACTLY when she'll reach 2000!
And ALL YA'LL ARE WRONG!! :laugh: :laugh:
;) ;) ;)
Okay. It's true. The jig is up. I live in Amsterdam just across the street from Melissa. I go over to her house every day. Hell, sometimes I'm sitting right next to her while she's posting and I know EXACTLY when she'll reach 2000!
And ALL YA'LL ARE WRONG!! :laugh: :laugh:
;) ;) ;)
Hell, you just type the messages for her!!!
How did you know that! >:(
What are you doing Kelda? Spying on us? >:(
She must have one of those super strong microscopes and she's spying on us from Scotland! ;) :D
*satisfied smile*
Doesn't it feel goooooood to tell the truth at last?
O0
Or, I BUGGED Melissa when I met her last week! I secretly inserted a bug under her skin when she wasn't paying attnetion - a la James Bond Style.....!!!
(http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/blog/061127/halle_berry_300x400.jpg)
Har har!!! I AM the new bond girl!!
Okay, so let me get this straight. You met Melissa in Holland. You had lunch. You inserted something under her skin, and now we have a "Melissa The Bionic Super Sleuth" on our hands?
It was only a bug to hear what was going n with YOU TWo.. if there has been an abnormal post rate since that date.... its merely a side effect!!!
MELISSA HAS BUGS!!!!
Hey that doesn't sound good... :-\
Poor Melissa....it is not YOUR fault mean ol Kelda stuck a bug on you! You know how those Scots are...always playing tricks on people.
Just can't trust a Scot... :P ;) ;)
I am gonna have to ask my boyfriend to get a scalpel and cut the bug out from under my skin. This can get bloody. You guys might not hear from me for a few days, because I will be in shock. Don't worry, I will make it back in time to post my 2000th post on the deadline that DAVID mentioned.
>:(
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hey, what are you laughing at? It hurts like hell! >:(
:laugh: :laugh:
Oh wait a minute.....
:'( :'(
Is that better? ;)
Okay everyone! Ya'll stop picking on Melissa! You hear? Don't make me get all evil, because I'll do it if I have to! >:(
;) ;)
Yeah you guys heard it, I will go over to his house and ask David to kick your *****!!!!
Ooopsss... sorry, I'm struggling with my story right now and I am VERY grumpy because of it... Plus, the typing is not going well with A BUTCHERED ARM.... Yeah guys, you heard it right, the bug was IN MY ARM!!!! Like it hasn't already seen enough suffering!
*shuffles off with head lowered, mumbling like a lunatic*
1986
Did Jan-Willem dig it out for you Melissa? Don't ever let Kelda do something like that to you again! >:(
Yes he did and he's traumatized now... >:(
Never let a Scot get you drunk, OK?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Melissa, you are so funny sometimes! :D
Don't ever let an Englishman get you drunk either!
I could tell you some stories......... :-X :-X
Yes, do tell!!
Scots enjoy a good drink, its not fault that y'all can't stand the pace!!!
Hope the stiory is going better Mel!
:-*
Congrats!! And here it is!!
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,10857.msg229947.html#msg229947 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,10857.msg229947.html#msg229947)