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Title: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 14, 2007, 04:52:48 pm
Look at this email I just recieved from Hammacher Schlemmer! They are encouraging me to buy a fortune telling machine, and I'm thinking about doing it too, just to find out what it does!  :laugh:


(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/74264.jpg)

The Animated Speaking Fortune Teller.
This is the baritone-voiced animatronic fortune teller that automatically detects your presence and consults with an encased skull between his palms, or allows you to interact with onlookers when you speak through the fortune tellers mouth using a wireless microphone. The fortune tellers head is concealed in its display box behind a curtain that parts aside when motion or sound is detected in front of the tellers box. The fortune tellers wrinkled head, toothless mouth, and recessed feral eyes move in unison while he speaks, accompanied by carnival organ music. He begins with a greeting, then makes a series of movements and vocalizations while he converses with the skull, which flashes its LED eyes and moves its jaw in response. When the fortune teller is set to manual mode, a wireless microphone allows you to channel your voice through him while you remain hidden; his eyes and mouth will move as you speak. It operates either with six AA batteries (required) or with the included AC adapter. Microphone requires one 9-volt battery. 30" H x 22" W x 15" D. (12 lbs.)


What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?

Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: Kelda on August 14, 2007, 05:18:53 pm
hmmm..

probably something random off off ebay!
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on August 14, 2007, 05:26:49 pm


     It was a thing called   " A HIGHHOPPIN HOOM DORN"  I cant find a picture of one online, but we still have it.  It was one of the last

presents that my son bought my brother.  When he died we found it still in his things...We still have it...I found one on Craigs list but that

is the only other one ive found.  Sorry no picture......... :-X :-X         It was the kind of thing only a guy would buy...for another guy~~~
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 14, 2007, 05:29:44 pm

     It was a thing called   " A HIGHHOPPIN HOOM DORN"  I cant find a picture of one online, but we still have it.  It was one of the last

presents that my son bought my brother.  When he died we found it still in his things...We still have it...I found one on Craigs list but that

is the only other one ive found.  Sorry no picture......... :-X :-X         It was the kind of thing only a guy would buy...for another guy~~~

A Highhoppin Hoom Dorn? What is it Jance? What did it do?

I don't think I've ever heard of one before.  :)

Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 15, 2007, 03:34:43 pm
Once when I was about 10 years old, I saw an ad for Sea Monkeys and I sent away for them. They looked like little people in the ad, but when they arrived and I dropped the eggs in the water they were only brine shrimp.  >:(

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/seamonkey.jpg)



I also saw a castle for sale in the back of a comic book. It said it was a huge play castle you could build in your back yard. I sent away for it. When it arrived it was just a thin sheet of plastic with a picture of a castle on the front of it and a hole for the door.
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: Kelda on August 15, 2007, 03:40:47 pm
heh - is that THE actual ad david!?

It does say its a caricture!!!!! :laugh:
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: mvansand76 on August 15, 2007, 03:45:20 pm
Look at this email I just recieved from Hammacher Schlemmer! They are encouraging me to buy a fortune telling machine, and I'm thinking about doing it too, just to find out what it does!  :laugh:


(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/74264.jpg)

The Animated Speaking Fortune Teller.
This is the baritone-voiced animatronic fortune teller that automatically detects your presence and consults with an encased skull between his palms, or allows you to interact with onlookers when you speak through the fortune tellers mouth using a wireless microphone. The fortune tellers head is concealed in its display box behind a curtain that parts aside when motion or sound is detected in front of the tellers box. The fortune tellers wrinkled head, toothless mouth, and recessed feral eyes move in unison while he speaks, accompanied by carnival organ music. He begins with a greeting, then makes a series of movements and vocalizations while he converses with the skull, which flashes its LED eyes and moves its jaw in response. When the fortune teller is set to manual mode, a wireless microphone allows you to channel your voice through him while you remain hidden; his eyes and mouth will move as you speak. It operates either with six AA batteries (required) or with the included AC adapter. Microphone requires one 9-volt battery. 30" H x 22" W x 15" D. (12 lbs.)


What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?




That looks like the fortune telling machine in "Big" with Tom Hanks!  :D
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: mvansand76 on August 15, 2007, 03:48:14 pm



DON'T buy it David, it will become best friends with that creepy old ghost lady in your basement!
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 15, 2007, 03:50:15 pm


DON'T buy it David, it will become best friends with that creepy old ghost lady in your basement!

 :laugh:  :laugh:

I didn't think of that!

Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 15, 2007, 03:58:48 pm
Do you any of you remember those "pet rocks" they used to sell?

Do you remember the SLIME? The Dinosaur eggs? How about "Canned Darkenss"? Remember that one? It was an empty can with darkness inside.  ::)

Did any of you actually buy that crap?

I did!  :laugh:  :laugh:

 >:(  >:(
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 15, 2007, 04:01:44 pm
heh - is that THE actual ad david!?

It does say its a caricture!!!!! :laugh:

I was just a stupid kid when I bought those sea monkeys Kelda. And I was very gullable too. But all the mothers loved me. They thought I was cute.  ::)  They were always patting me on the head and pinching my cheeks.  >:(
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: mvansand76 on August 15, 2007, 04:03:28 pm
:laugh:  :laugh:

I didn't think of that!




Look at those creepy eyes!
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: pettifogger on August 17, 2007, 01:16:22 am
I bought live insects ( a praying mantis and several hundred ladie bugs) to release in my garden.  That seemed rather strange to me at the time. 
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: LauraGigs on August 17, 2007, 01:19:42 am
Probably my strangest shopping trip ever...

A few years ago, I passed by a yard sale and bought two things:  a carved wooden alligator and a boomerang.
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: dot-matrix on August 17, 2007, 02:40:00 am
Weirdest shopping trip I ever went on.... a trip outside of town to a chicken ranch where you could have all the manure you wanted for a dollar as long as you shoveled it yourself.  My neighbor Kathy and I got the bright idea of taking her husbands pick-up and a couple of shovels and getting us a truck load of fertilizer for a buck.  Deal right?  Boy was that hard, hot, smelly work.   

 :laugh: But you know what, my plants just loved that chicken poo  :laugh:
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 17, 2007, 02:46:16 am
Weirdest shopping trip I ever went on.... a trip outside of town to a chicken ranch where you could have all the manure you wanted for a dollar as long as you shoveled it yourself.  My neighbor Kathy and I got the bright idea of taking her husbands pick-up and a couple of shovels and getting us a truck load of fertilizer for a buck.  Deal right?  Boy was that hard, hot, smelly work.   

 :laugh: But you know what, my plants just loved that chicken poo  :laugh:

Dottie, I'm sorry and I love you to death, but nothing and I mean NOTHING is worth shoveling chicken shit to save a few bucks. I'll just keep going to Home Depot, thank you.  ;)

 :D :D
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 17, 2007, 02:58:38 am
Probably my strangest shopping trip ever...

A few years ago, I passed by a yard sale and bought two things:  a carved wooden alligator and a boomerang.

That doesn't sound TOO strange Laura, but I guess it depends on what you were planning on doing with that boomerang.  ;)

Speaking of yard sales, I once bought 10 bottles of shoe black at a yard sale for 50 cents. I bought it on a whim. I don't know why exactly but it came in handy when I landed that manager's position at General Cinema!  :)
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: dot-matrix on August 17, 2007, 03:09:31 am
Dottie, I'm sorry and I love you to death, but nothing and I mean NOTHING is worth shoveling chicken shit to save a few bucks. I'll just keep going to Home Depot, thank you.  ;)

 :D :D

 :laugh:  You're right about that David! I've shoveled horse manure all my life but believe me there is nothing as rank as that chicken poo! And you have to stoop over and go under the coops to get it.  Damn hard work.  I thought at the end of it all they should have paid us to haul it away for them!  They got a racket going there LOL

Kathy and I decided this year we would skip the trip to the Chicken Ranch and just use the stuff from the nursery.  But my plants really did love that stuff  :laugh:
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 17, 2007, 05:18:29 pm
Back in 1990 when I was 24,  I bought a used Cadillac Hearse.    Oh yeah.   I wasn't even shopping for one.  LOL.     Being a Cadillac lover, I had just stopped by a Limousine dealership.  They also sold Hearses.   If in the area I'd stop by to walk out back and see what they had in as trade ins.   

The oldest car there was a silver 1973 Cadillac hearse.  It had a dent in the front fender.   It had a silver roof too.  Not the usual black ones you see.    It was $500.    I laughed,  "Gee I could buy that with my VISA card"     Well they took me up on my comment.    The next thing I know I'm driving it home.    It was huge.     

I couldn't drive it home.  My parents would have a fit!   So I drove it to my boyfriends house.   LOL.    He was also a Cadillac nut and intrigued by the vehicle, but still was in shock I bought it.   "What the hell are you going to do with it?"    I don't know.   Paint it red and white and make an Ambulance out of it?  "Well I guess that would be better" he said.    It didn't take long before his neighbors called asking if everything was alright.   LOL.

Well, I hid the Hearse at the shop where I worked.  Eventually my boss told me it had to go.    So I took it to a garage for a safety inspection.   While there it was vandalized.   The owner of the garage felt bad it happened.  So he offered to give me a fair value for the car because he wanted to pull the engine out of it.    I quickly accepted his offer.

So that was my weirdest purchase!

That IS a weird purchase David!

A friend of mine has a coffin in his house! A real one. It's an antique from the 1800's. My boyfriend and I have been tempted to.....

......oh never mind.  :-X
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: Kelda on August 17, 2007, 05:47:11 pm
Back in 1990 when I was 24,  I bought a used Cadillac Hearse.    Oh yeah.   I wasn't even shopping for one.  LOL.     Being a Cadillac lover, I had just stopped by a Limousine dealership.  They also sold Hearses.   If in the area I'd stop by to walk out back and see what they had in as trade ins.   

The oldest car there was a silver 1973 Cadillac hearse.  It had a dent in the front fender.   It had a silver roof too.  Not the usual black ones you see.    It was $500.    I laughed,  "Gee I could buy that with my VISA card"     Well they took me up on my comment.    The next thing I know I'm driving it home.    It was huge.     

I couldn't drive it home.  My parents would have a fit!   So I drove it to my boyfriends house.   LOL.    He was also a Cadillac nut and intrigued by the vehicle, but still was in shock I bought it.   "What the hell are you going to do with it?"    I don't know.   Paint it red and white and make an Ambulance out of it?  "Well I guess that would be better" he said.    It didn't take long before his neighbors called asking if everything was alright.   LOL.

Well, I hid the Hearse at the shop where I worked.  Eventually my boss told me it had to go.    So I took it to a garage for a safety inspection.   While there it was vandalized.   The owner of the garage felt bad it happened.  So he offered to give me a fair value for the car because he wanted to pull the engine out of it.    I quickly accepted his offer.

So that was my weirdest purchase!

 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on August 17, 2007, 08:11:42 pm

A Highhoppin Hoom Dorn? What is it Jance? What did it do?

I don't think I've ever heard of one before. 



      In answer to your question David, it was battery operated..Looked rather like a giant spider.  A round bulbous body, and green jointed legs.  they attached to the round ball thing, and had joints like spider legs...It had some kind of a pnumatic device in it...and it would squat down low to the floor, and jump up in the air,,,you never knew how long before it would jump...kind of starteling.. then it would slowly sink down, and repeat that again,,,,etc
       If this makes any sense at all....everyone loved it.   Lots of fun and it drove the animals crazy...they never knew where to attack it or run....they didnt seem to be afraid of it tho.
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: delalluvia on August 19, 2007, 02:59:59 pm
I'm not sure how we're defining 'weird'.

Since I'm following the Old Religion, I suppose some of the things I've bought might be considered weird-
Favorite piece of jewelry, bar none.  Not visible in the pic, underneath are the balls.  It's lovingly detailed.  I wear it with a little silver bell.  I've not had any comments.  I suppose that's because from a distance, it looks like a cross  ;D

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/capricornslair_1964_194712944

And I've bought dancing skeleton figures, ancient artifacts, but I bought those those for religious/cultural/touristy reasons, so I'm not sure those could be defined as 'weird'.  But recently I bought something I consider weird as a joke for a friend since I would have never bought one otherwise:

http://www.silvercrowcreations.com/images/buddychristlarge.jpg
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 19, 2007, 04:00:39 pm
I'm not sure how we're defining 'weird'.

Since I'm following the Old Religion, I suppose some of the things I've bought might be considered weird-
Favorite piece of jewelry, bar none.  Not visible in the pic, underneath are the balls.  It's lovingly detailed.  I wear it with a little silver bell.  I've not had any comments.  I suppose that's because from a distance, it looks like a cross  ;D

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/capricornslair_1964_194712944

And I've bought dancing skeleton figures, ancient artifacts, but I bought those those for religious/cultural/touristy reasons, so I'm not sure those could be defined as 'weird'.  But recently I bought something I consider weird as a joke for a friend since I would have never bought one otherwise:

http://www.silvercrowcreations.com/images/buddychristlarge.jpg



That statue reminds me of the one from Dogma. Did you see that movie Delalluvia?  :)
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: delalluvia on August 19, 2007, 04:43:13 pm

That statue reminds me of the one from Dogma. Did you see that movie Delalluvia?  :)

[jumps up and down clapping hands in delight]

That's EXACTLY what it is!  It's a Buddy Jesus from the movie!!!  You can buy them!!!
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 20, 2007, 12:04:09 am
[jumps up and down clapping hands in delight]

That's EXACTLY what it is!  It's a Buddy Jesus from the movie!!!  You can buy them!!!

 :laugh: :laugh:

I thought that's what it was!  :D

Where can I buy one?
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: injest on August 20, 2007, 12:13:46 am
A fake vagina for my stallion??
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 20, 2007, 12:42:07 am
A fake vagina for my stallion??

SAY WHAT girlfriend?!!!

I'm sitting here trying to imagine this, and nothing is surfacing.

Oh wait a minute.........


EWWWW!!!!!!!!  :P

They actually sell FAKE vaginas for horses? How does it work?  ???
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: injest on August 20, 2007, 01:03:01 am
ok You ever see one of those rams the SWAT teams use to break down doors?

imagine one of them hollowed out...lined in vinyl with a little cup at one end....

you take the stallion over to the mare (who is in a barricade so the stallion can't leap her) he snorts and bellows a bit...then you let him go to the dummy mare and he jumps up on it...you grab his...*ahem*...and guide it into the sleeve there...two seconds later it is all over...
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: David In Indy on August 20, 2007, 01:22:27 am
ok You ever see one of those rams the SWAT teams use to break down doors?

imagine one of them hollowed out...lined in vinyl with a little cup at one end....

you take the stallion over to the mare (who is in a barricade so the stallion can't leap her) he snorts and bellows a bit...then you let him go to the dummy mare and he jumps up on it...you grab his...*ahem*...and guide it into the sleeve there...two seconds later it is all over...

Dummy mare?  ???

And if you take him over to the mare, where does the fake vagina fit in? Why can't he use the real vagina?

And why do they do this? Is this some sort of birth control for horses?

This is the strangest thing I've ever heard of! I'd last about 2 seconds on a farm!  :laugh:
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on August 20, 2007, 02:01:48 am
 

        Im sorry Jess but that is TMI....EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  but funny

           Is that a job you have to do?????     

           That makes my hoom dorn  a  waste!!!!!!!!!!
           

    
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: dot-matrix on August 20, 2007, 02:50:39 am
Check out how it's done here:

http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/stallion.html (http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/stallion.html)

They do it with winning race horses and other thoroughbreds all the time.  After it's collected they sell it for artficial insemination.  The last derby winners sperm sells for an easy 50K a pop.
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: injest on August 20, 2007, 07:40:03 am
yep that is how it is done. Ranger is very gentle and never has kicked but you still have to be very careful. We put the mare in stocks so she can't kick and Ranger cant mount her.

You also have to be quick with the AV cause it don't take long... :laugh: :laugh:

(I am joking but it can be scary....)
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: dot-matrix on August 20, 2007, 04:44:20 pm
[jumps up and down clapping hands in delight]

That's EXACTLY what it is!  It's a Buddy Jesus from the movie!!!  You can buy them!!!

(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w273/Solven/Jokes/BuddyJesus.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: louisev on August 20, 2007, 05:35:15 pm
This the weirdest thing I ever bought.  The thing is, I didn't just buy one, I bought several!!!

(http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/drinkingbirds/images/bigbird.jpg)

and here is the story behind it!

http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/drinkingbirds/drinkingbirds.htm
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: delalluvia on August 20, 2007, 07:57:22 pm
:laugh: :laugh:

I thought that's what it was!  :D

Where can I buy one?

On the left hand side of the screen, scroll down until you hit bargains - specials.  Click on it, then it's halfway down the right side of the screen.

http://www.silvercrowcreations.com/AccessoriesFrames.htm
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: Shakesthecoffecan on August 20, 2007, 08:19:48 pm
The strangest thing I ever bought was a clay figure that was a reproduction of something mesoamerican, it was called "male figure with skin lesions". I gave it to my sister for Xmess. She had said not to gove her anything because she already has everything. She now has two male figures with skin lesions.
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: delalluvia on August 20, 2007, 08:51:36 pm
The strangest thing I ever bought was a clay figure that was a reproduction of something mesoamerican, it was called "male figure with skin lesions". I gave it to my sister for Xmess. She had said not to gove her anything because she already has everything. She now has two male figures with skin lesions.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
Post by: Kerry on August 26, 2007, 01:01:29 am

Not exactly weird as such. Probably best described as an imprudent purchase, considering who I gave it to as a gift.

I don't usually make impulse purchases, but I did on this one occasion. I was in a gift shop in a particular part of town  ;) when I spied a  large classy-kitsch figurine of Marilyn on the air-vent, complete with billowing white frock, quivering demeanour and garish makeup!  :D  It's not my personal taste in home decor. However, my ex is an ardent admirer of Marilyn- possibly her greatest fan - so I thought I'd buy it for his birthday. "He'll absolutely adore it," I thought as I watched the shop assistant gift wrap it in pretty lilac paper and a big pink bow!  ::)

That was the theory, anyway! Alas, as he opened it, his little face fell and I could tell that he didn't like it. "How will I explain this to my wife?" he asked. "It may be best if you keep it!"  He had a valid point. Obviously the George I know, is not the same George known to his wife!  8)

So now it sits in pride of place, atop my fridge in the kitchen. A camp icon in a camp residence! George's loss is my gain!  :D

I'll consider the consequences next time!  :-\   ;)   :laugh: