OK! Here goes: this recipe is different from the usual sick-sweet cosmos one gets at most bars. It's more tangy. We'll have to ask Jack if it truly makes him horny.
Cosmo-Paul-itan
3 parts Stoly Cranberry
1 part Cointreau (or a little more if you like it sweeter)
1 part fresh lime juice
splash Pomegranate juice (could use cranberry juice; it's mostly for color)
Fill cocktail shaker with ice halfway
Add above ingredients
ShakeShakeShake!
Strain into chilled cocktail glass
Garnish with lime twist
Enjoy!
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I'm sorry, Leslie, there ain't enough booze in that. I looks like you need a spoon to eat that concoction.
Here's the original Long Island Iced Tea
Equal parts: vodka, gin, rum, triple sec and tequila. Add a splash of coke (that makes it look like iced tea). Best served on the rocks with a cab voucher.
(http://www.gilliescoffee.com/wholesale/images/icedtea.jpg)
For Lynne
The Maker's Makes Mark Manhattan
Three parts Maker's Mark Bourbon
One part sweet vermouth (or less)
Dash Angostura bitters
Fill shaker halfway with ice
Add ingredients
ShakeShakeShake
Garnish with cherry
Get along, little dogies
Variation: for a "Perfect" Manhattan, use equal parts sweet and dry vermouth. Often the bitters are omitted, and served with a twist.
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