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Title: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 13, 2008, 09:24:59 pm

   Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????     

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 13, 2008, 09:25:26 pm

I will not comment on this right away !!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 13, 2008, 09:26:09 pm

May I await your posts, firsts... please ?? !!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 14, 2008, 09:16:58 am

Guess, we don't awake with an sense of humour?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 17, 2008, 11:42:04 pm

Can that be for cowboys ??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for
Post by: RossInIllinois on April 20, 2008, 04:10:08 am

OMFG...  :o  what Next Artiste??.... ::)  there now you have your answer... Horsey dead,..  Please send Horsey to glue factory.....

Yes Gentlemen always wash there balls.....All kidding aside sweetheart, enough is enough.

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 25, 2008, 04:14:07 pm

Ross, I just read your post and I am laughing!!

I am glad that you have a sense of humour. too!!


This thread is for many reasons !!


Hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on April 26, 2008, 07:23:07 pm

Quote from: Artiste on April 25, 2008, 04:14:07 pm

Ross, I just read your post and I am laughing!!

I am glad that you have a sense of humour. too!!


This thread is for many reasons !!


Hugs!

Ahhh Haaa...

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: brokeplex on April 26, 2008, 08:16:39 pm

OK, let's just all remember to shower each and every day, and soap is a good thing to use in the shower.  ;)

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: injest on April 26, 2008, 09:01:18 pm

Quote from: oilfieldtrash on April 26, 2008, 08:16:39 pm

OK, let's just all remember to shower each and every day, and soap is a good thing to use in the shower.  ;)

but...


I like baths....

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 08:16:02 am

Does anyone here take a shower for fun??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 08:16:37 am

Or take a bath for fun??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 08:17:56 am

You prefer being alone or with someone in the shower ?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 08:18:58 am

     You prefer being alone or with someone in the BATH ?   

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: brokeplex on April 27, 2008, 02:18:56 pm

Quote from: injest on April 26, 2008, 09:01:18 pm

but...


I like baths....

really, I bought this giant antique bath tub when I remodled, and DL and I both fit in it. bubble baths can be fun.  ;D

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: injest on April 27, 2008, 02:21:44 pm

Quote from: oilfieldtrash on April 27, 2008, 02:18:56 pm

really, I bought this giant antique bath tub when I remodled, and DL and I both fit in it. bubble baths can be fun.  ;D

I got Don a rubber ducky for HIS bubble baths...he SAYS he thinks it is stupid but it is always wet after he gets out!!

(oh and I 'make' him take bubble baths he HATES them... ::) ::) )

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: injest on April 27, 2008, 02:22:59 pm

Quote from: oilfieldtrash on April 27, 2008, 02:18:56 pm

really, I bought this giant antique bath tub when I remodled, and DL and I both fit in it. bubble baths can be fun.  ;D

 :o :o

 :-X :-X :-X

Oilfield??

Oilfield NASTY!!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 02:23:28 pm

Merci oilfirledtrash!!

That antique bath sounds so great with you and D.L., in it. Wishing I could see a pic of that with you two in it!!

Is reminds me of cowboy films where a man is in a bathtub!! Glorious fun!!

Which films, you remember for such scenes?

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: brokeplex on April 27, 2008, 02:24:22 pm

Quote from: injest on April 27, 2008, 02:21:44 pm

I got Don a rubber ducky for HIS bubble baths...he SAYS he thinks it is stupid but it is always wet after he gets out!!

(oh and I 'make' him take bubble baths he HATES them... ::) ::) )

so, like Alma, you attached a note to that ducky and found out that ducky touched water frequently!  :laugh:

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: injest on April 27, 2008, 02:25:02 pm

Quote from: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 02:23:28 pm

Merci oilfirledtrash!!

That antique bath sounds so great with you and D.L., in it. Wishing I could see a pic of that with you two in it!!

Is reminds me of cowboy films where a man is in a bathtub!! Glorious fun!!

Which films, you remember for such scenes?

Au revoir,
hugs!

"High Plains Drifter"

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: brokeplex on April 27, 2008, 02:25:48 pm

Quote from: injest on April 27, 2008, 02:22:59 pm

:o :o

 :-X :-X :-X

Oilfield??

Oilfield NASTY!!

only tastefully so.

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: injest on April 27, 2008, 02:26:24 pm

Quote from: oilfieldtrash on April 27, 2008, 02:25:48 pm

only tastefully so.

LOL!!!

 ;) ;)

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 03:12:38 pm

Tastefully so sex in the tube too, oilfieldtrash?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on April 29, 2008, 09:44:31 pm

Quote from: Artiste on April 27, 2008, 02:23:28 pm

Merci oilfirledtrash!!

That antique bath sounds so great with you and D.L., in it. Wishing I could see a pic of that with you two in it!!

Is reminds me of cowboy films where a man is in a bathtub!! Glorious fun!!

Which films, you remember for such scenes?

Au revoir,
hugs!

Oh Good Lord..

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: brokeplex on April 29, 2008, 10:52:06 pm

Quote from: RossInIllinois on April 29, 2008, 09:44:31 pm

Oh Good Lord..

the Lord had nothing to do with my antique bathtub. it was an antiques dealer over in Dallas who had a consignment of French antiques and knew what I was looking for in my remodling project. It is really nifty keen!  ;D

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 01, 2008, 10:40:23 am

Ross, you use a bathtube or show yo wash yours, dare may I ask??

And laugh with you...
au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 01, 2008, 10:41:43 am

Ooops, I have a spelling mistake: bathtube... should be bathtub !!  ??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 01, 2008, 10:43:08 am

Merci broketrash!

How a bout a pic of your famous antique bathtub ?


Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 01, 2008, 06:17:41 pm

More fun there ?

Or should I say in there ??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on May 02, 2008, 09:03:13 am

Quote from: Artiste on May 01, 2008, 10:40:23 am

Ross, you use a bathtube or show yo wash yours, dare may I ask??

And laugh with you...
au revoir,
hugs!

I prefer them to be licked clean Artiste...

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 09:41:15 am

Ross my smiles are to you !!

You made me smile !

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: brokeplex on May 02, 2008, 02:55:05 pm

Quote from: RossInIllinois on May 02, 2008, 09:03:13 am

I prefer them to be licked clean Artiste...

oooo! Ross Nasty!  ;D

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 02:58:40 pm

That's funny broketrash !!

Now who is more trash ??

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on May 02, 2008, 06:54:17 pm

Quote from: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 02:58:40 pm

That's funny broketrash !!

Now who is more trash ??

Au revoir,
hugs!

WOW!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 07:00:03 pm

Is someone looking at you from downunder Ross ??

Ha, ha !!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 07:06:38 pm

Would anyone guess why I started this thread ?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on May 02, 2008, 07:39:07 pm

Quote from: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 07:06:38 pm

Would anyone guess why I started this thread ?

Oh Please do tell..... in detail,   include pictures also...  ;)

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for
Post by: Fran on May 02, 2008, 08:05:15 pm

Let me guess:

(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa188/ffrraann/movies/pong-balls-girls-grass_display.gif)

(I love Google.)

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 10:02:14 pm

Merci Fran !

Great Fran is your pic !

Fun!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for
Post by: Fran on May 02, 2008, 10:42:59 pm

Quote from: Artiste on May 02, 2008, 10:02:14 pm

Merci Fran !

Great Fran is your pic !

Fun!

De rien, Artiste.

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 03, 2008, 10:36:37 am

Merci Fran !

But how did you guess ??

Félicitations!!

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for
Post by: Fran on May 03, 2008, 11:19:54 am

Artiste,

Actually I was thinking along the lines of golf courses, where they have a device where golfers can rinse off their golf balls.  I was just about to do a Google image search for that device, where I decided to just Google "wash your balls" instead.  As I said, I love Google.  (Sure wish I had bought some Google stock when it was cheap.)

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 03, 2008, 03:32:08 pm

Looking forward to see that device... a pic of it !

Au revoir
Fran !

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Fran on May 03, 2008, 03:58:15 pm

Yes, David, that is exactly what I was talking about.  Thanks for posting the image.

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 03, 2008, 05:15:16 pm

Merci DavidInIndy !

That is an interest device !

But not for mine !! Ha ha !!

It is fun to use it  or them ??

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 03, 2008, 05:37:04 pm

Merci DavidInIndy !

That is a good story in your post.

Now, you play with ONLY golf balls, may I dare ask ??

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 03, 2008, 07:38:18 pm

It just came to my mind:

to those who are reading, should I talk about mine ??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on May 04, 2008, 02:47:49 pm

Quote from: Artiste on May 03, 2008, 07:38:18 pm

It just came to my mind:

to those who are reading, should I talk about mine ??

Might as well no one here can stop you anyway...

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 04, 2008, 02:53:51 pm

Like ??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 08, 2008, 02:24:58 pm

On my last trip, I did NOT see any gentleman do that !!

Strange ??

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 08, 2008, 07:17:10 pm

Among many reasons, there is one reason why I go to gay suanas.

Guess ?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 08, 2008, 09:59:57 pm

I like to see a man in the shower, au naturel, to see all, before playing !!

It is cool to play in a waterfall !!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 08, 2008, 10:01:26 pm

And what can come up next ?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on May 12, 2008, 02:45:16 am

Quote from: Artiste on May 08, 2008, 10:01:26 pm

And what can come up next ?

Next?  A Ginormous migraine headache from reading this thread..

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 15, 2008, 11:04:28 am

Ross, a man does NOT get a headache !!

He gets it on !!

The harder the better ?? And with hugs too !!

Au revoir,
hugs!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on May 15, 2008, 11:06:56 am

Davidm no pills needed !

Better, it is au naturel always  !!

Old guys like it hard.

Not pleased with young guys with heaches or pills, and softballls !!

More fun to see if it is cut or not ??

Au revoir,
hugs!!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on August 17, 2008, 08:48:23 pm

I mentioned that to a lady yesterday, and then told her the result!

She laughed !

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on October 09, 2008, 11:22:41 am

Other fun games?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on October 09, 2008, 09:12:27 pm

I would love to find something similar to this puzzle! Do you have one?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on October 10, 2008, 10:13:33 am

Do they wash them for something else?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on October 18, 2008, 11:28:32 pm

I still find this funny and wish someone would come up with something... for such fun!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on October 22, 2008, 10:49:02 pm

This sign, I had, still makes me smile !

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on November 25, 2008, 12:46:58 am

I still remember and enjoy that !

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on December 07, 2008, 01:35:45 pm

Fun, you can have to-day, playing with your balls or not ! ha! ha!

Golf is not the only way to enjoy sports ?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on January 24, 2009, 03:46:08 am

Works best if you use this great new product.

http://www.dailymotion.com/related/xwlxl_ballplayers_sexy/video/xl2v6_short-and-curly_fun?from=rss

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Front-Ranger on January 24, 2009, 09:07:42 pm

Quote from: RossInIllinois on January 24, 2009, 03:46:08 am

Works best if you use this great new product.

http://www.dailymotion.com/related/xwlxl_ballplayers_sexy/video/xl2v6_short-and-curly_fun?from=rss

Dang, my family filter is on, I can't watch this unless I register! Is it worth it?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: RossInIllinois on January 25, 2009, 05:25:39 pm

Oh yes its worth it, funny as he\_ \_  The registration is fast and simple and lots of "fine" content ;)

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on February 01, 2009, 08:01:28 pm

Merci your 3 for your posts!


Now, some females must wash their balls too? Dare I say!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: horo04 on February 06, 2009, 01:47:14 pm

Quote from: Artiste on February 01, 2009, 08:01:28 pm

Merci your 3 for your posts!


Now, some females must wash their balls too? Dare I say!

Wait a minute! Females have balls also??? Where do they hide them??? Good lord! I was fooled all these years!! NooOooo!

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on February 07, 2009, 12:14:09 pm

Merci horo!  That is funny, yes, thanks, but same time I am puzzled:

Remember that female that made world news as she became a man and had a child, and is now having another??

So I imagine, that since some females become men, add a stick form, they must also have the jewels doubles created?? Does anyone know??

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls be ing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: horo04 on February 08, 2009, 11:27:16 pm

Quote from: Artiste on February 07, 2009, 12:14:09 pm

Merci horo!  That is funny, yes, thanks, but same time I am puzzled:

Remember that female that made world news as she became a man and had a child, and is now having another??

So I imagine, that since some females become men, add a stick form, they must also have the jewels doubles created?? Does anyone know??

Mmmm...don't think I know about this person.  I mean I've seen woman go so far as to change everything about them except the genitalia.  Ever hear of Buck Angel?  This is actually a woman but looks exactly like a man except without the penis/testicles. Quite amazing really.

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on February 09, 2009, 12:06:42 am

    Buck Angel              ? Where? In Calgary?

.....................

Some persons have BOTH sexes! ?

Title: Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
Post by: Artiste on February 23, 2009, 10:59:58 pm

Maybe someone can find me a statuette that holds such a sign?