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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 05:54:58 pm

Title: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 05:54:58 pm
And now for something.... completely different.

Comments welcome.  Be forewarned: for those who are very sensitive about BBM, you might find some or many of these photo captions very irreverent, and some may find them offensive.  Rated NC 17 for Strong Language and Themes.

I posted a collection of photo captions I created for a humor forum on another site, and when I saw you guys had a humor section I decided to share.  This is a finished collection of photo captions:  feel free to plunder the photos for your own humorous captions or dig into the photo still archives I plundered to get your own!  And enjoy!

Here is the premier screen cap site:  please follow the instructions and give credit to the person who created the photos as requested:

http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/index.php?cat=11






Courtesy of my friend oddbody at the Rotten Tomatoes movie forum... !


(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9229/brokeback6id.jpg)


"My momma used to sing this to me at bedtime:  "Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 05:56:32 pm
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/465/heathbg2ny.jpg)

"Gee-- after this love scene, kissing Jake is going to be a breeze."

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/gblady/29325.jpg)

Heath gains speed for the triple axle in the compulsories. If he clears this without losing the cigarette, he will be the favorite for the gold medal.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 05:57:34 pm
(http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/3730/heathweirdhat5ro.jpg)

"Sure... with the right hat, I could play gay."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 05:58:25 pm
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7484/0101145040139008hn.jpg)

"This ought to fix those rabid papparazzi" (writing).... "Best wishes, Mel Gibson"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 05:59:05 pm
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8383/heathledger0124oi.jpg)

"Yeah... right... me, play a gay cowboy.  That's a good one!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:00:12 pm
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6725/heathledger993fz.jpg)

"Hey, Ang, how about this hat?  Not Western enough?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:01:24 pm
   (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/003.jpg)
"That's the face you made during the tent scene?"

   (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/normal_002.jpg)
"Uh oh I think someone just got turned on in the nosebleed section."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:02:23 pm
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9171/heathmichelle9iq.jpg)

"Michelle, pull up your top, that man has a camera and its aimed at your breasts."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:03:18 pm
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9459/alohajake3mj.jpg)

"Well aloha cowboy!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:03:52 pm
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4540/c337ckxr7mn.jpg)

"Hey, Ang, I sketched out a new scene... I call it the third night in the tent."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:04:55 pm
(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4711/vheathbrokereu7vp.jpg)

"Come on, I bet you don't kiss the same without the cowboy hat..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:05:33 pm
(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5716/gyllenhaalint4351sb.jpg)

"Listen jarhead, if the Marines hadn't got me, I'd be up on a mountain herding sheep right now."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:06:20 pm
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7794/hopkinsjake2xi.jpg)

Anthony Hopkins: "Jake I just had the most fabulous idea.  Have you ever considered starring in a gay cannibal picture?"
Jake:  *uncontrollable laughter*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:07:12 pm
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6408/jakeheatham2mp.jpg)

"Watch what you do with that hand boy, the mules are watchin.' "
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:08:27 pm
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3400/jackennissurprised5qn.jpg)

"I got us the honeymoon suite at the Best Western.  Vibrating bed, the whole nine yards, cowboy!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:09:02 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6962/jackmustache8rr.jpg)

"Ennis I told you I'll shave the damn mustache off.  Don't turn your back on me, Ennis!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:09:40 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2048/jacksmomma0hk.jpg)

"How about lemon pie?  Flapjacks?  Ovaltine? Maybe a nice shot of whiskey...?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:10:17 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5079/ennispuzzled3qm.jpg)

"What's the boy walkin bowlegged for?  I didn't ride him that hard did I?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:11:10 pm
(http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/8221/1104jarheadpage6ed.jpg)

"Coyote don't stand a chance against this bad boy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:12:38 pm
(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/6449/dozy3lc.jpg)

"If you're a good boy I'll give you back the harmonica when I come home."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:13:36 pm
(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/9350/angforeground9ug.jpg)

"Cut!  Makeup - we need new sideburns on the set."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:14:08 pm
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2624/angjakeheath8zr.jpg)

"Now listen... there isn't any sex in this scene Jake, I need you to focus!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:14:44 pm
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8671/nomaam5dd.jpg)

"No ma'am, he's always on top. Promise you that."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:15:28 pm
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7061/normalriding2tg.jpg)
"Make you a deal.  You stop playing that harmonica and I'll give you some liniment for your butt."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:16:21 pm
(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8181/ennisalma8pz.jpg)

"No Alma, that ain't no erection.  Just gotta pee is all."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:16:58 pm
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6563/ennistruck8bn.jpg)

"Outta my way asshole or I'll punch you right in the Chevy!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:17:35 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3682/juniorcassie2ip.jpg)

"No ma'am, you're pretty enough and all, but you see my daddy... my daddy's one of those there "try-sexuals."  No offense."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:18:37 pm
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4680/jacklashawn1iz.jpg)

(Jack, thinking)"My brain hurts just watching that woman's lips move.  Maybe I can start an accidental fire in the ashtray or sumthin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:19:14 pm
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/719/cassie13yy.jpg)

"Seein' as how you're three sheets to the wind and all, you don't mind if I just strip down right here and jump your bones, do you?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:19:47 pm
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3596/ennismad20xx.jpg)

"Boy don't you be givin' me the hairy eyeball if you want any sugar tonight."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Lumière on August 10, 2006, 06:19:55 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Louise ~  Lil treasure you got going here!  Reminds me of BBM lines visualised .. LOL
David would have a field day over here!  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:20:37 pm
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/50/aguirre3nz.jpg)

"Twist... two of my woollies lambed this spring and funny thing, the lambs came out looking just like you."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:21:23 pm
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2292/rodrigo4jl.jpg)

"You can buy my brother Jose too for ten pesos more Senor."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:22:06 pm
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/535/jackhappy3kt.jpg)

"Whoooo weee! I'm getting laid tonight!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:22:39 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6856/jackmeeting8ps.jpg)

"I hope you remembered the lube.  No way I'm goin' through all that again."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:23:10 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8782/ennispostoffice3lx.jpg)

"That boy is one cheap date: price of a postcard."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:23:41 pm
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8603/storekids2mt.jpg)

"Alma these two are sale priced, whaddaya think?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:24:11 pm
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7840/lureenbar8ls.jpg)

"Very kind of you to ask, but I'd prefer to dance with someone who was born after the invention of the steam engine."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:24:50 pm
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/638/ennispunch1xn.jpg)

"Jack... about that punch... that get you excited at all?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:25:24 pm
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8051/jackbentover2hy.jpg)

"Hell Ennis I ain't gonna stand like this all day... git over here!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:25:58 pm
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9228/jackharmonica1rc.jpg)

"You know anything modern... like Elvis or anythin?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:27:15 pm
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6862/ennissleepy3do.jpg)

(Thinking) "Just keep my eyes closed, snore a little... maybe she'll just leave me be."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:27:57 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8909/almaennissled0an.jpg)

"You okay there Jack - er, Alma?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:28:28 pm
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2317/jackrodeo6xa.jpg)

"Now don't sit right down on 'em or yer family jewels will end up like a couple a scrambled eggs."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:29:07 pm
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4807/ennisbooze3xx.jpg)

"Now Junior, since you're gettin' married an' all, it's time you learned how to drink like a Del Mar."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:29:44 pm
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8582/johntwist13ez.jpg)

"Ennis Del Mar, Jack usta say... Ennis Del Mar s'got the cutest heiney this side of the Pecos, Jack usta say..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:30:30 pm
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1234/cassiecarl8pl.jpg)

"Hold up there Carl, this is our product placement shot."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:31:11 pm
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7430/jackfat7yz.jpg)

"Hold on, are you sayin' I look fat?"

(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6421/ennismad52xv.jpg)

"Yeah, fat.  Tell me something friend, can you button up that fancy parka a' yers?  How come yer wearing your wedding ring on your pinky finger, huh?"

(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4562/ennisthreat1pw.jpg)

"If somethin don't change I'm gonna start callin' yer 'little butterball.'  An' I ain't foolin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:33:22 pm
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7075/packingup0yq.jpg)

"Ennis try to remember lube next time.  You know that bag balm doesn't work for shit, and besides it stings going on."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:34:10 pm
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4008/juniorserious9mh.jpg)

"Now Junior you didn't say any weird shit to my girlfriend in the bar, did you?  Like about me runnin around with men or anythin?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:34:53 pm
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1848/ennishead8av.jpg)

"This is how its gonna go, see.  "I'm on top.  Hunert percent.  No dirty talk, and no girl clothes or makeup.  Got it?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:35:37 pm
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9974/jacktent6st.jpg)

"Say Ennis... you seen my drawers?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:36:08 pm
(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2516/ennisdrunk8dv.jpg)

"Hey gimme some more a that... I ain't quite fucked up enough to get your jokes."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:36:45 pm
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9734/jackprance1aj.jpg)

"Yee haw! I'm count Jackula, and I'm going to suck your - uh... right... man am I drunk."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:37:18 pm
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/706/jackbottle8ja.jpg)

"Fuck-ups, eh?  Well your Daddy was half right."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:37:51 pm
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8452/jackglance0wx.jpg)

"Say how you doin over there Ennis, feelin a bit woozy, light-headed at all?  Want some more whiskey?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:38:50 pm
(http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/545/basque8fa.jpg)

"What the heck is Astro-glide?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:39:19 pm
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6091/jackbeans1bo.jpg)

"If I have too many more of those beans I can't be responsible for what happens next."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:40:10 pm
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7168/jackbar2qc.jpg)

"This is my second time up on Brokeback.  Tell you what -- don't ever have sex with none a them sheep. You can't never wash their smell off after."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:40:42 pm
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1920/randall7su.jpg)

"That is just the cutest mole over your lip, makes me just want ta nibble it off -- oh shit, here comes motor mouth."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:41:18 pm
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1937/ennisjunior0kn.jpg)

"Gotta go Junior, Daddy's off to play peekaboo with your uncle Jack.  I mean fish."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:41:50 pm
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1760/jackennisbed6ah.jpg)

"Dang, $39.99.  You'd think for that price we'd get a double bed and a whirlpool bath."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: vkm91941 on August 10, 2006, 06:42:28 pm
OMG  :laugh:  Louise those are some of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.  Keep it up, wait til David sees this thread...HE"S gonna LOVE it!  OK gotta go now, going to have to wash off the lemonade I just spewed all over my monitor  ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:42:52 pm
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5376/jackpeeking4dy.jpg)

Jack, whispering, "Ennis, she ain't gonna cut my balls off or nothin is she?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:43:30 pm
(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9894/ennisthinking1md.jpg)

Ennis, thinking:  "Okay, first we shake hands, then go out for a beer, then ... nah, first I give him a big hug then we go get a bottle of whiskey and make out for a while... nah, skip the beer, get the bottle of whiskey and toss him in the back of the truck. That works."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:44:04 pm
(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/7577/ennissink0nm.jpg)

"Ennis for goodness sake don't pee in the sink."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:44:40 pm
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7990/grandma1lf.jpg)

"Well looky there, little Bobby has two arms and two legs just like his grandpa."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:45:08 pm
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/455/ennismiffed7kg.jpg)

"Alma, don't cross me when I'm horny."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:45:39 pm
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7109/jackcar4tl.jpg)

(Jack, thinking)"Whoo hoo, titties! Now what the hell do I do?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:46:15 pm
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3679/lureenfast2dr.jpg)

"You look like you got two arms and two legs.  And my daddy's got a whole lotta money.  Wanna go somewhere private?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:46:45 pm
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1230/jackclown4ve.jpg)

"So Jimbo, you looked pretty hot in that rubber nose and red suspenders.  You give private shows?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:47:14 pm
(http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/9046/jacklooking5ml.jpg)

"Shit, I wonder what he'll do when he finds my dirty drawers in his back pocket?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:47:49 pm
(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6510/tentdown8qn.jpg)

Ennis:  "Did you see what knocked the tent over?"

Jack:  "Hell yeah.  Twelve badgers.  And then this snake popped up outta nowhere."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:48:17 pm
(http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/285/aguirrehorse9vv.jpg)

"Twist... good to see you with your clothes on for a change."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:50:19 pm
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3702/ennisalmamad4wf.jpg)

"Alma, you don't never go through a man's underwear drawer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:50:45 pm
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2346/juniorasking1gx.jpg)

"Come on Daddy, tell us about that mysterious man in the black hat that makes you get all warm and runny when you think about him."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:51:19 pm
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5284/jackld3wg.jpg)

"That's right, L.D., I'm growin' a beer gut.  Nothin the likes a yours a course..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:51:46 pm
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7041/jackcrying5wm.jpg)

"Goddamn, those tacos are coming back up on me in the worst way!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:52:14 pm
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3536/ennisgirls9od.jpg)

"Girls, this here's Jack Twist.  Now ain't he a darn sight prettier than your momma?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:53:27 pm
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2631/jackennisducking6cx.jpg)

"Now Jack you know I don't like Old Spice."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:54:14 pm
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6871/almabed3li.jpg)

"No Ennis, putting on boots and a black hat is just beyond the pale."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:54:52 pm
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3567/ennistv4pv.jpg)

"Hey Junior, switch the station to channel 4 will ya? That Chuck Connors is one red hot hunk a man."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:55:24 pm
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/911/ennisserious5fn.jpg)

"Look Jack, I told you, it ain't gonna be that way.  I'm on top, and that's how its gonna stay."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:56:52 pm
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/gblady/BBM17a.jpg)

"Yeah I know it's take 175 mate.  Gurlz. Gurlz.  Gurlz.  'zat right?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:57:55 pm
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2571/ennislist9ql.jpg)

"An' see if you can get some of that Lifeguard deodorant soap.  That boy just don't smell good."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:58:22 pm
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7687/ennissquinting2ym.jpg)

"What the hell is Jack doin up there taking his pants off...?  Damn - he's mooning me!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:58:52 pm
(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4527/jackscared7dg.jpg)

"Ya know I hear tell a ghosts up there on those ridges, can scare a man so bad his heart stops.  Maybe I oughta stay down here in the tent with you.  Ya know... cuz a the ghosts."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 06:59:27 pm
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/599/breakfast8pk.jpg)

"Those beans are lethal, friend, and I ain't foolin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:00:10 pm
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2065/jackrubbingeyes6vd.jpg)

"Sheeit Ennis, if another one a them sheep comes up and pisses on my boot I'm gonna to dropkick its wooly ass clear across the valley."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:00:55 pm
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4827/ennissawing3hu.jpg)

"Hey there Jack, save one of those long slender ones, it'll make a nice switch.  Might need it to put you in line one a these nights. I mean put the dogs in line."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:01:25 pm
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3852/jackbag7be.jpg)

"Damn, left the french ticklers and the massage oil back in the truck. Just have to make do."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:01:54 pm
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7003/ennisrocks0fr.jpg)

"Bring a couple more buckets a water, tonight I'm making a specialty I learned from my grandma, rock soup."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:02:38 pm
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8629/enniscigarette7xj.jpg)

"Eight hundred forty two, eight hundred forty three... if counting sheep don't get my mind off that boy nothing will.  Eight hundred forty... shit where was I?  One, two,"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:12:53 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D

Louise ~  Lil treasure you got going here!  Reminds me of BBM lines visualised .. LOL
David would have a field day over here!  :)

glad you approve.  This is what I used to do before I started writing the Laramie Saga.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Lumière on August 10, 2006, 07:17:08 pm
glad you approve.  This is what I used to do before I started writing the Laramie Saga.

It's facking great!  :laugh:
When I logged off few minutes ago, you were on page 3 .. now this is page 7!!  :o  ;D
Awesome!! Keep going!! lol..
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 10, 2006, 07:19:22 pm
I  have about 120 more as near as I can determine (maybe more.)  I will post more tomorrow, since it is ohhhhh way past my bedtime right now.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: JennyC on August 10, 2006, 07:31:32 pm
This is what I used to do before I started writing the Laramie Saga.

Well Louise, I don’t see why you have to give this up because of your other writing engagement.  This is some serious high class entertainment if you ask me. :D

More please!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on August 11, 2006, 01:20:50 am
Louise, I have just sat back and scrolled thru all seven pages.....and i have laughed so much.......what wonderful entertainment.....thank you....and please if you have 120 more, send them in........
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:17:55 am
Louise...

I assume it is ok for all us to jump in?? and post our own?

(I ask that like I got any imagination at all!! LOL)

Yep... Bettermost is a free country.  However, further on you will see a credit on some of the photos I got from Striped Wall... if you nip any of the pictures please bring the credit with it.

I also have a couple of "series":  the "Queer" series, the "Evil Sheep" series, and the "Gaydar" series, which I would like to keep together, that's about it.  Feel free to join the fun.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:51:27 am
(http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/1714/oldmen2hc.jpg)

"Now that there is one hell of a big basket!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:52:06 am
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7040/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

"Daddy do you like to kiss boys?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:53:19 am
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1536/jackconcerned2uk.jpg)

"Ya didn't hurt none of yer uh... delicate parts did ya Ennis?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:54:02 am
(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/751/jackfire5gr.jpg)

"He had better be wavin sticks a beef jerky an marshmallow treats or he's gettin a cussin' out."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:54:40 am
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9331/ennischatting0lv.jpg)

"Sure I had a bit a fun, rode a few rodeos in my time...girls too!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:55:08 am
(http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6898/cassieennisdancing4mk.jpg)

"Cowboy you can't dance fer shit, what say we go straight for the nookie?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:55:36 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1432/jackwavinghands8su.jpg)

"Water Walkin' Jesus..." (singing)  The rock and roll version.

(http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/2148/ennissquinting21ep.jpg)

"Jack ya don't suppose we could just go back to you playin' the harmonica could we?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:57:14 am
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5270/jackmexico9lf.jpg)

(Jack, thinking) "I don't suppose they got any tall lanky ones with blond hair just lyin' around with nuthin t'do..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:57:53 am
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9851/jackgrinning8rq.jpg)

Riverton: "Friend, wait'll you try out my new camping mattress with the Magic Fingers... Yee haw!"

(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8039/lureenmath1dt.jpg)

Back in Childress, one month later:  "Honey, what's this bill here for three hundred dollars... Deluxe Camping Mattress with Vibrating Magic Fingers?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:58:29 am
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6551/almadivorce4un.jpg)

"Yer Honor, what I found in his underwear drawer was just beyond the pale."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:58:59 am
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9620/ennisatcamp3yu.jpg)

"Hey boy, how come you ain't nekkid yet?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 03:59:31 am
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/723/ennisfishinggear1sf.jpg)

"Ennis don't you be bringing no crabs back with you this time, you promised!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:00:03 am
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6260/ennisgirls26yw.jpg)

"Now you girls be good while I'm gone and no more playing Ken and Ken... you know how much it upsets your momma."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:03:16 am
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7328/cassielaughing0ud.jpg)

"Say how about you put in a good word with your Daddy and I'll give you five dollars."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:03:44 am
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/8779/lashawn3by.jpg)

"Why you dance about as badly as my Randall over there, I should make you two dance together!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:04:29 am
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6213/enniswater5dw.jpg)

Ennis shows how to waterski with no boat, no line, and no skis.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:04:56 am
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8396/jackpink9mq.jpg)

"Well I thought a little rouge would give me a healthy outdoorsy type glow."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:05:39 am
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/454/ennisdishes3uk.jpg)

"Huh, well if I do such a shitty job you can wash the goddamn dishes next time!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:06:08 am
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1096/jackfishin3cd.jpg)

"Say friend, what do ya think about fishin fer real this time?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:06:36 am
(http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/3382/jackrandall14hv.jpg)

"Whaddaya think? Is it safe to take the earplugs out now?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:07:03 am
(http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/3324/juniorsulking9zq.jpg)

"Hoo boy, there's Daddy pretending to like girls again."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:07:41 am
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/birdlove101/ikke-navngivet.jpg)

Alma: "Reverend, is this marriage sacrament gunna make him ... you know, a real man and all?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:08:07 am
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9707/jackdozy7dy.jpg)

"I think I left the kettle on at home."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:09:23 am
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9469/dozy13xi.jpg)

"Whoa, hold on there Jack, you got a tick behind yer ear."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:09:58 am
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5144/jacktrailer2kd.jpg)

(Jack, thinking)  "Not bad, I bet he'd be right cute with his hair teased up and a nice leather vest on."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:10:24 am
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/614/aguirretrailer1is.jpg)

(Aguirre, thinking,) "Huh, Twist again.  Well, he gets the smelly tent."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:11:16 am
(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4799/ennisfirst4uh.jpg)

"What's that kid sizing me up for, a coffin?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:11:49 am
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6148/lureenrodeo9te.jpg)

Even after she got out of college, L.D. Newsome never let his daughter Lureen go to the rodeo without the protective presence of all four older brothers.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:12:17 am
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/117/bikers5tk.jpg)

"Well looky there, ain't he pretty as a picture.  Let's see if we can catch us a nice lookin' cowboy tonight."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:12:43 am
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2678/jackbar23ea.jpg)

"Well ain't he a handsome piece a clown!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:13:49 am
(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3624/jimbo9pv.jpg)

"I sure as hell don't want my nipples pinched by the likes a you!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:14:17 am
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1645/almabed14hw.jpg)

"Ennis just this once can we not play rodeo?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:14:44 am
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9425/ennisasking2jr.jpg)

"Ya don't suppose we could sneak off to that quiet little French cafe for a bite to eat before ya take off?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:16:12 am
The Evil Sheep Conspiracy

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5403/basque19fm.jpg)

"Be careful of the ones with the really short ears... don't turn yer back on em, they're the evil sheeps."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:16:42 am
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1681/ennispondering1ww.jpg)

"Evil sheeps?  How many uh those do we have?  Christ there's gotta be hundreds a sheep with short ears.  You're just pullin our chain."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:17:05 am
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5152/jacksheeping3mt.jpg)

"No dammit Ennis, there's no short eared sheep creeping up behind you now keep ridin!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:17:29 am
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4928/sheepeyeing0hz.jpg)

"I got the light-furred one in my sights.  Ready for synchronized gas attack?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:17:56 am
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4972/ennissurrounded1hm.jpg)

"Jack, they got me surrounded!  And they're all fartin' at once!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:18:18 am
(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1122/ennisholdingbreath7co.jpg)

(Ennis, thinking) "How long can I hold my breath fer?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:18:41 am
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9328/aguirrewatching6zw.jpg)

"Damn, watchin' those boys makes me miss my woollies."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:19:04 am
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7069/horsethinking1ya.jpg)

(Horse, thinking) "Two-legs mating is so boring.  No neighing or biting or anything."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:19:28 am
(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1876/holdingsheep8hc.jpg)

"There! Finally caught the ringleader in the short ear sheep conspiracy!  We'll have Ennis deal with you!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:19:53 am
(http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/8954/ennisharmonica2ly.jpg)

"Jack you ever wonder if all them sheep are just lyin there at night, thinking about what they're gunna do to ya next?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:20:16 am
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3255/snowstorm7zr.jpg)

Ennis finally comes face to face with the power of short-eared sheep to make it snow in the middle of summer.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:21:09 am
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1894/evilsheep0nv.jpg)

The evil short-eared sheep rally around the coyote totem as they plan their next assault on the Light Furred One.
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Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:21:54 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/cdm71998/HIPPIES.jpg)

Jack:  "Ennis, you see anybody back there in the bushes?"
Ennis:  "Just long haired freaky people, Jack, don't pay em no mind, just keep ridin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:22:25 am
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4370/jacknaked8jq.jpg)

"What I wouldn't do for some Tide with extra brightening about now."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:22:51 am
(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4726/ennisclutching0cd.jpg)

"Jack can't I keep my hat on?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:23:12 am
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2961/aguirrebinoculars6ni.jpg)

"Nope, not a bad lookin' boy when I use the zoom feature."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:23:39 am
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4863/jacktakingdowntent1yk.jpg)

Jack finds a note pinned to the tent.  "Have dinner ready and be warshed, I'll be home early.  Ennis."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:24:05 am
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1167/jackropin0wl.jpg)

"Tuesday's rodeo day cowboy!  Get along little dogie!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:25:06 am
(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/4149/ennisducking1hv.jpg)

"You got a rash?  Exactly what kinda rash is that, Ennis?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:25:32 am
(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5300/ennissick4zg.jpg)

"Whoa, I knew I ate that Howdy Beef Burger too fast!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:25:56 am
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/5039/enniscrying9se.jpg)

"It's my party an' I'll cry if I wanna.  Asshole!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:26:21 am
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3563/jimbo22me.jpg)

"Now why don't you just take your hand offa my leg nice and easy-like, buckaroo, and no one'll get hurt."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:26:48 am
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4062/lureenjackdancing3el.jpg)

"Y'ever do it in the back of a Pontiac convertible, cowboy?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:27:14 am
(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2518/grocerystore9an.jpg)

"These two're defective, Monroe.  Can I trade em in for two that don't leak?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:27:44 am
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2795/ennisinstore3hm.jpg)

"Sorry Alma, got an appointment with the dialogue coach.  Be back when I can say gurl."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:28:09 am
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/9934/toasting4ub.jpg)

"Here's to marital bliss.  Whatever the hell that is."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:28:32 am
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8550/randall38yz.jpg)

"Lashawn had me castrated back in '75, what about you?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:28:57 am
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1672/ennisexplaining0vu.jpg)

"I tell ya Jack, once my trouser snake gets stirred up there ain't nothin that'll calm er down.  That's jest how it is."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:29:55 am
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4555/girlsswinging0ub.jpg)

"Look Jenny, Daddy's scratchin' his butt agin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:30:24 am
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4464/jackpurple3sb.jpg)

"Lureen I forgot, what goes with purple?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:30:48 am
(http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1598/ennissofa8qo.jpg)

"Alma where'd ya put that copy of Playgirl magazine?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:31:11 am
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5849/ennisjackoutside3oi.jpg)

"Drove up here to get laid, Friend, whaddaya think?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:31:34 am
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/535/jackmexico15mr.jpg)

(Jack, thinking) "I need a two-dollar hooker, somebody I can blow off like a two dollar hooker."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:31:57 am
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/911/jackthanksgiving1zy.jpg)

(Jack, thinking) "He even cuts turkey like his dick is biggern' mine."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:32:21 am
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5982/ennistellingstory2qb.jpg)

"Then all of a sudden all these short ear sheep come trotting up and got me and my horse surrounded... and they just let go all at once.  I never smelled such a stink !  And that was the end of my sheep herdin' career."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:33:14 am
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9425/ennisasking2jr.jpg)

"Listen Jack there's somethin' ya need ta know. I missed my monthly this month."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:33:40 am
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/354/bb6594fb.jpg)

"Just a little white meat for me, after all I wouldn't wanna end up lookin' like you, L.D."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:34:16 am
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2152/bb0994ip.jpg)

"Nope... sorry Ennis. I tried everything I could think of but this one ain't talkin'."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:34:41 am
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1572/bb7699eq.jpg)

"No horseback ridin' fer you Jack, you need to trim down a bit."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:35:08 am
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/3506/bb7721vw.jpg)

"Aw c'mon Jack, bein' on bottom ain't that bad is it?  I can give ya a little spank once in a while to spice things up if ya like."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:35:34 am
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2008/bb8391xs.jpg)

"I'll give ya a special treat tonight if ya don't burn the beans."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:36:04 am
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9414/bb8515wq.jpg)

"He took all the goddamn towels again.  An' the shave cream."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:36:37 am
(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3087/bb0941lh.jpg)

Unbeknownst to Ennis and Jack, little Nanette, the youngest lamb in the herd, is coordinating sheep movements with flicks of her ears in preparation for their first assault on the Light Furred One.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:37:12 am
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5829/bb0894tm.jpg)

Suddenly, one of the sheep breaks ranks for a quick bathroom break while the others move around in a quick pincer movement, signalling the beginning of the assault.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:37:42 am
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7069/bb0923hg.jpg)

Amid a sea of indistinguishable white faces, one of the sheep looks back to gauge the effectiveness of the first assault.  - "War of the Woollies, Part I"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:38:20 am
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2365/bb0982uk.jpg)

"Damn.  I counted over three hundred short-ear sheep... what do we do now, hire more dogs?"  (War of the Woolies Part II, Ennis Strikes Back)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:38:48 am
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7427/bb1026iy.jpg)

"Need more rocks, Jack.  We build a big enough bonfire we can keep them sheep back."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:39:17 am
(http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/7907/bb1004ko.jpg)

Ennis and Jack spend the day sawing up logs to keep their bonfire sheep fence going through the night, in preparation for the next "Gas Assault."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:39:45 am
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3869/bb1055hb.jpg)

As night falls, our sheepherding heroes are filled with forboding as they await the inevitable "baaaaa" of battle.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:40:08 am
(http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/6658/bb1188fx.jpg)

Ennis:  "You get much sleep?"

Jack:  "Nope.  Kept wakin' up and sniffin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:40:32 am
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9895/bb1405yb.jpg)

"Gas masks? Why do they need gas masks?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:40:57 am
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1971/bb1485ya.jpg)

Ennis encounters a particularly dense area of sheep dip and staggers before regaining his feet and narrowly escaping.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:41:22 am
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4076/bb1526nj.jpg)

Jack keeps a nervous watch by the campfire, alert for any movement or stray odor.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:41:46 am
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/12/bb1695bo.jpg)

"Jack, sometimes ya just gotta fight fire with fire."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:42:20 am
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3452/bb1883fd.jpg)

"That was a nasty patch Jack... gas so thick I nearly keeled over and couldn't get up.  Need a bath after that!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:43:58 am
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6366/ennisgun4zi.jpg)

"If one a them short-ears comes trotting up to me and so much as burps... blam! right in the patootie!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:44:23 am
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/3931/ennisgettingonhorse9rl.jpg)

"Aguirre hasn't brought the gas masks up yet, Ennis -- ya sure yer gonna be ok up there?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:44:50 am
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6572/ennisrifle3qh.jpg)

"As long as we keep the rifle nearby those woollies know to keep their gas in their ass.  We just have to be on the lookout."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:45:29 am
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5359/jackasking3aa.jpg)

"How long do you think we can hold our breaths if they all come at us at once Ennis?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:45:54 am
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/3750/jacktouching1fm.jpg)

"S'alright.  As long as the fire's burning we can have a quick one before any of em can sneak up on us."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:46:17 am
(http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7742/aguirrebino29ps.jpg)

"Twist... what's Del Mar doing up there with my woollies, spankin em?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:46:40 am
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7595/ennisholdingsheep9rt.jpg)

Ennis (spanking) "Bad sheep.  Baad.  BAAAAD!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:47:05 am
(http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1132/chileans0tb.jpg)

Chilean reinforcements are brought in and avert a disaster at the last minute.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:47:27 am
(http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/4318/jackenniswatching0go.jpg)

"We need ta get us some a that South American juju juice so's we can keep control a the flock like them Indian dudes."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:47:50 am
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7878/ennisjackflock3wl.jpg)

"Now that they'rall passive and all, we can get back to our sensuous wrestlin and health-givin' massage."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:49:38 am
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9233/mount241zu.jpg)

The short-ear sheep reconnoiter while the Dark Furred One sleeps, unaware that Scout the Blue Heeler is equipped with surveillance equipment.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:50:01 am
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3356/mount212zi.jpg)

"Friend, we got ourselves one son of a bitch of an unsatisfactory sheep situation."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:50:37 am
(http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4268/casanova001aa7tq.jpg)

"Gee I hope Jack will like me all queered up like this."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:51:26 am
(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3576/bb5003mc.jpg)

Jack:  "Yee haw!"

Ennis:  "Shh. Keep it down boy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:52:15 am
(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9609/bb5036gl.jpg)

"You like it when I blow in yer ear?"

"Jack cut it out, you'll get me started again..."

"You do like it!"

"Jack... oh boy..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:53:23 am
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5643/bb3177fc.jpg)

"They look like they got things under control now, how about we nip on off to the tent for a quick one?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:53:47 am
(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8780/bb3284zp.jpg)

"Damn!  And me with no drawers on!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:54:11 am
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3116/bb3221gl.jpg)

"Dammit Ennis I spanked sixty six sheep already for disobeyin'. I need a whiskey break."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:54:33 am
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5880/bb3255ep.jpg)

"Whaddaya think you are Jack, the pied harmonica player a Hamlin, wooin the sheep into submission ?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:55:29 am
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6066/bb1391dp.jpg)

"An' can ya get some a them baby wipes, you know, that they use fer diaper rash?  Don't ask."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:55:52 am
(http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3879/bb1441pw.jpg)

As he makes his way back to camp, beady red eyes watch every movement of the Pale Furred One as they plot their next assault.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:56:15 am
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5780/bb1866ni.jpg)

"Yep them coyotes... damn boy what you starin at?  Take a picture, it'll last longer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:57:10 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4640/bb1986cj.jpg)

"Ya know... we could try psychological methods.  Like callin em names.  I wonder what kinda names sheep consider ta be insulting?  Woolface?  Stinktail?  Things like that."

(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1308/bb1992sf.jpg)

"Yer nuts, ya know that Ennis?  Or drunk.  Nuts and drunk.  Stinktail my ass."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:57:34 am
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1007/bb1926my.jpg)

"Never mind those goddamn psychological methods a yers Ennis.  This is the latest technology... sheep radar.  Built right into the belt buckle.  Them woollies come up on me behind ma back and "ping ping ping!" goes off like a fire hydrant.  Er siren."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:58:21 am
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6482/bb2072ux.jpg)

"Ya know Ennis if you wanna walk around camp nekkid anytime, it's ok by me, I don' mind."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:58:44 am
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8457/bb2125zv.jpg)

"Here come the wild ass short ear sheep, comin a get ya Ennis, gonna nibble yer dick till ya squeal Uncle!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:59:06 am
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4748/bb1895it.jpg)

(Jack, thinking) "Now don' go ruinin it all by turnin yer head ta look... but gee I jus' wish he'd splash a little louder."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 04:59:34 am
(http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5086/bb1930qt.jpg)

Jack:  "Ya know I wasn't lookin' at yer cock or nothin' Ennis, really, but if I was... it ain't bad, ya know.  Just so's ya know."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:00:15 am
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9758/jacklookin18kn.jpg)

"That is one sexy outfit.  I wonder if it comes in a size 29 long?"

(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6868/bb4440of.jpg)

"I got this at Rita's Western Wear, why d'ya ask?"

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8114/bb4480xo.jpg)

"Say while yer takin' those off... you don't suppose I could borrow that blouse for a week or two do ya?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:02:01 am
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5070/bb4591xd.jpg)

"Don't you be lookin' at my ass boy, unless you wanna get knocked upside the head."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:02:23 am
(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1481/bb4617ah.jpg)

After the birth of his first son Jack experienced a temporary stress-related eyebrow overgrowth.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:02:50 am
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5240/bb4699wp.jpg)

(Ennis, reading, thinking.) "Ennis, bring your lasso."  I wonder what that's all about.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:03:12 am
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/781/bb4801zr.jpg)

"Pull those pants down, boy, cuz here I come!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:04:10 am
Outside Newsome's Equipment Showroom: "Now do any a you fine gennlemen wanna climb up here with your friend Jack and take a spin in this here brand new combine?  Plenny a room. Leather seats."

(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2355/bb5770vv.jpg)

Inside:  "I just hope Jack doesn't start singing "It's Raining Men" while he's got one a them customers up there."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:04:36 am
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7887/bb5801st.jpg)

"What in the hell is this supposed to mean -- 'I'll be wearin my Speedo.' "
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:10:50 am
(http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/9476/bb5840ly.jpg)

"No honey I haven't seen your goddamn blue Speedo."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:11:11 am
(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/9885/bb5895hc.jpg)

"I hope your sure to wear some sorta swimmin costume out on that lake this time a year."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:11:37 am
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/8796/bb5393pe.jpg)

Ennis:  "I'm jus' sendin up a little prayer a thanks."
Jack:  "For what?"
Ennis:  "No short ear sheep."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:12:09 am
(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/5297/bb5431fv.jpg)

"What d'ya think a me gettin a piercin?  Just a little one, ya know... down there."

(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7706/bb5515xj.jpg)

"Listen Jack I tol' you. It ain't gonna be that way.  No sissy stuff, no girl clothes, no make up and sure as hell no piercins."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:12:35 am
(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5687/bb5352rj.jpg)

"Uh oh... I think I got shrinkage."

for all you Seinfeld fans out there.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:12:57 am
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2237/bb5972jv.jpg)

"Well hurry up Ennis, I was about ta start humpin without you!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:13:21 am
(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4277/bb6099rk.jpg)

"Sweetheart, sayin 'giddyap Jack' just really kills the mood."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:13:46 am
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6629/bb6331ig.jpg)

"What if I did this with my tongue?  Would that get ya to change your mind?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:14:49 am
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6346/bb2138th.jpg)

"Yee haw!  Get up off yer ass Ennis, it's time ta rodeo on Jack!"

(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2088/bb2156le.jpg)

"You don't know what yer askin, boy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:15:07 am
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3735/bb2280zp.jpg)

"Ya know what'd be perfect with elk?  Some a them tater tots with onions.  Mmm mmm."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:16:59 am
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5674/thdd074sf.jpg)


"I don't know why, Miss Pommeroy, but I keep having this dream about being a sheepherder in the mountains.  Maybe it's my destiny... you know, to be cute and horny."

for you Donnie Darko fans.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:18:24 am
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5892/bb0305eo.jpg)

(Jack, thinking) "He probably like me better clean shaven.  Like that, hm, stranger? Sideburns or no?  Maybe I can catch him lookin.'
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:18:49 am
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4093/bb0343nc.jpg)

(Ennis, thinking) "Watchin' that boy preen is a little too much for my stomach this early in the mornin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:19:14 am
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9099/bb0391lu.jpg)

"Twist, if you are quite through with your morning ablutions perhaps you could get your skinny ass in here.  You too."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:19:40 am
(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/1003/bb0464sb.jpg)

"You ain't sendin us up there with that cat piss tent are you Mr Aguirre?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:20:14 am
(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/949/bb0552rz.jpg)

"Ain't you a nice tall drink a water.  Can ya talk?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:21:06 am
The Mysteries of Gaydar

(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/676/bb0606be.jpg)

Suddenly, at the bar, after six beers, Ennis's gaydar goes off.

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1161/bb0655um.jpg)

"You all right over there, friend?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:23:09 am
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5227/bb4364ua.jpg)

"If you like that hat there's a whole lot more where that came from!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:23:32 am
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2700/bb4411ha.jpg)

At 500 yards, Jack's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:23:55 am
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2007/bb4441yh.jpg)

"So I hear you been hittin' on the rodeo clowns.  Why not try me, I'm a much softer target!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:24:19 am
(http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/2391/bb4501jj.jpg)

"Hey Monroe, which one of these two is yours?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:24:49 am
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1003/bb4904sc.jpg)

Suddenly, at a distance of thirty yards, Alma's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:25:23 am
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4154/bb5044vw.jpg)

"Scratch a little more to the left... ah, ya got it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:25:48 am
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1441/bb5111vw.jpg)

"What I wouldn't do to see you in one a them grass skirts and flower necklaces doin a hula hula dance."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:26:37 am
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3851/bb5226wc.jpg)

"Honey, the only thing I go fishin for is trouser trout, and believe me, you don't want none a them."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:27:00 am
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6599/bb5289mk.jpg)

"So what do ya say, wanna do it in the back a the truck or drive up the road a piece?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:27:28 am
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6136/bb5717ng.jpg)

"Hey Daddy, are trouser trout fresh water or salt water trout?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:27:53 am
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6048/bb5934iz.jpg)

"What kinda man keeps Brut 33 and Aramis in his creel case?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:28:19 am
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/139/bb5948pf.jpg)

(Jack, thinking) "I sure hope he packed some Brut 33 in that creel case."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:28:49 am
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4539/bb5975sk.jpg)

"Hey Ennis I can see yer fishin pole from all the way over here!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:29:25 am
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/55/bb6290km.jpg)

"Uhh uhhh... I just wanted ta tell ya I found one a yer shirts in my stuff.  Thought ya might need it or somethin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:29:48 am
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3474/bb4597wu.jpg)

Suddenly, at a distance of four feet, L.D. Newsome's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:30:25 am
(http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/8164/bb4587hg.jpg)

L.D. says a silent prayer that little Bobby doesn't end up with his grandma's smile.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:30:51 am
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4247/bb4566xs.jpg)

"What do ya say, Alma? I got a nice four bedroom house, and you won't have to clean up all these peanuts!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:31:47 am
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7742/bb8338nf.jpg)

"Make sure my shirts are warshed, air dried, and folded, all the dishes are warshed, horses brushed and wood cut, and we'll see about playing "rodeo" tonight, okay boy?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:32:13 am
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4650/bb1309nj.jpg)

Suddenly, at a distance of 2.2 miles, Ennis's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:32:36 am
(http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/1150/bb1346ll.jpg)

"Note to self:  get binoculars in the next shipment."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:33:02 am
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5055/bb1385ht.jpg)

Unfortunately for Jack, the price of finely tuned gaydar is shitty rifle aim.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:33:39 am
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3161/bb1522df.jpg)

"Damn, burned the beans.  I hope he ain't the spankin kind."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:34:04 am
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7567/bb3929ui.jpg)

"You look kinda cute with that hat on, maybe you should cut yer hair too."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:34:30 am
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2572/bb3068nf.jpg)

At full zoom magnification, Aguirre's gaydar suddenly goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:35:03 am
(http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/5390/bb3496gx.jpg)

At this moment, Ennis realizes that the Basque may have put something "special" in their beans.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:35:31 am
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5860/bb3580rc.jpg)

Jack experiences an unfortunate side-effect of finely tuned gaydar.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:35:56 am
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/762/bb3670ig.jpg)

"Tighty-whities.  Keeps ya from gettin' lice, too.  Give em a try."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:36:21 am
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2458/bb188cm5.jpg)

"Shit Ennis, how'm I supposed ta operate a can opener with you gettin naked over there, huh?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:36:48 am
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7029/bb2011wq.jpg)

"Boy, don't be givin me no googly eyes or I'll take that bottle a whiskey away from ya."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:37:11 am
(http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/120/bb4186dn.jpg)

Midway through his second beer, Jimbo's gaydar suddenly goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:37:34 am
(http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/4247/bb3875od.jpg)

A classic case of Systemic Gaydar Failure (SGF).
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:38:18 am
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The young Ennis Del Mar kept his collection of special magazines hidden in a loose ceiling panel over his bed for those moments when he could be alone.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:39:00 am
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1802/bb4459fp.jpg)

"Say, I could teach you how to make out with a girl!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:39:38 am
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6562/bb6199su.jpg)

"Put the saddle on the stove, cowboy, cuz we're ridin the range tonight!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:40:03 am
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/194/bb6550rq.jpg)

"Hey Senor, want some real good pictures taken?  I been to film school and everything, I make you look real good!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:40:33 am
(http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/9528/bb7356po.jpg)

After three Bud Lights, Randall's gaydar suddenly goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:41:12 am
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/gblady/bb003.jpg)

Very early on a June morning, for no apparent reason, Ennis's gaydar suddenly goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:42:10 am
(http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/862/bb7296xj.jpg)

Poorly lighted bars and excessive drinking often lead to such tragic cases of Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF).
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:42:37 am
(http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/9290/bb4049zd.jpg)

One common symptom of SGF (Systemic Gaydar Failure) is frequent use of badly patterned pajamas at bedtime.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:43:20 am
(http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/3549/bb7208pf.jpg)

Whereas a typical Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF) is marked by random attractions caused by very large volumes of low quality alcoholic beverages.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:44:19 am
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5548/bb7725pa.jpg)

"Listen Jack I been meanin to talk about this all week... you been puttin on weight, see... and you said you wuz shavin that mustache off."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:44:39 am
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4822/bb8572mn.jpg)

"And we never even got to play "rodeo" like you promised!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:45:02 am
(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2635/bb8643uy.jpg)

"No, Jack never made no mention of any specialty magazines...."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:45:27 am
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1517/bb9172sf.jpg)

"Jack really thought a lot a you, used to call your name out while he was dreamin, "Oh Ennis just like that!"  Yes he was sure fond a you."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:46:52 am
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8331/bb9424ln.jpg)

"Damn Playgirl magazine still hasn't got here."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:47:18 am
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1145/bb8674xy.jpg)

At a distance of 1200 miles via AT&T "Friends and Family", Lureen's gaydar suddenly goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:47:42 am
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4521/bb1024sh.jpg)

"I'm makin a nice big fire so we can strip down after dinner and really relax."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:48:38 am
(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8292/bb5116wx.jpg)

"Hey, I brought my lariat.  Want to try somethin' new?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:49:06 am
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7520/bb5177rw.jpg)

"Well I know he ain't fishin... and he didn't bring his rifle, so he ain't huntin... and he don't like church so he hasn't gone ta one of those revivals... so what the hell is he doin up in the mountains with that rodeo man?  He better not be practicin to enter the rodeo or I'll have his hide!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:49:36 am
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3865/bb4449iw.jpg)

Gaydar failure can often be attributed to loud custom Westernwear.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:50:30 am
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9993/bb5407dy.jpg)

"Listen Ennis, I got to tell ya... when we left Brokeback... I took one a yer shirts... and a sock, and... a pair of drawers.... and that little wooden pony you carved...and 50 cents."

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3889/bb5437be.jpg)

"I'll give em all back... but can I keep the pony?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:50:55 am
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2651/bb5640wx.jpg)

"That ain't the point Jack.  Point is... you can't just go take a man's drawers just because you're doin the nasty with 'im."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:51:18 am
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9781/bb7310xc.jpg)

"Yer really kinda cute when you're totally blasted, ya know that?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:51:42 am
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3871/bb7376cg.jpg)

"You know if I was your wife first thing I'd do is strip you naked and shave you from head to toe!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:52:19 am
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/686/bb7388cr.jpg)

Jack:  "Friend you wouldn't believe what your wife said to me in there when we wuz dancin."

Randall:  "Oh yes I would. Why do you spose I got this beard?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:53:01 am
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3665/bb7405ah.jpg)

"Ever do any a that Graeco Roman wrestling... you know the kind where they're totally naked?"

(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/556/bb7412pd.jpg)

Suddenly, Jack's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:53:33 am
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2787/bb7512jw.jpg)

"Okay now Junior, let's see if you got the story straight.  We spent the whole afternoon at the bar and I was hangin all over the barmaid like we needed ta go get a room.  Make sure your momma gets the whole story.  And don't make no mention a no Jack Twist."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:54:42 am
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7589/bb4738pj.jpg)

(Ennis, to himself) "Come on Jack, I'm hard as a rock and ready to roll...!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:55:08 am
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6330/bb4928ju.jpg)

Jack: "Don't you go tellin me I got a tick behind my ear just now because if I do it's stayin right where it is."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:55:31 am
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/1470/bb5047dj.jpg)

"Jack no more shouting 'yippy yi ki yay' in the middle a things, ok?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:56:10 am
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9414/bb2779tg.jpg)

Jack:  "I'm takin my pants off now."

Ennis:  "Uh huh."

Jack:  "I'm taking my drawers off now."

Ennis:  "That's nice."

Jack:  "I got the lube open."

Ennis:  "On my way."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:56:36 am
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7374/bb2831tx.jpg)

"We're just gonna start out with a little hypnosis and light petting.  Now, give me the hat, that's a boy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:57:00 am
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4895/bb3058fx.jpg)

Ennis: "I told you to stop with the Yippy yi ki yay, boy.  I ain't Roy Rogers and you ain't no Gene Autry."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:57:22 am
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3355/bb3099fb.jpg)

'"Nossir I don't usually go around tongue kissin the other help."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:57:46 am
(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/8355/bb7046ke.jpg)

"Hey Ennis, you ever play 'River Rescue'?  First I take off all my clothes and jump in the middle a the river..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:58:14 am
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/1676/bb7057dc.jpg)

"Well if it's wet you want why don't I just fill up this coffeepot and dump it over ya and then drag you into the tent?  We'll call it 'Tent Rescue.'"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:58:57 am
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6656/bb8608qi.jpg)

Ennis stops dead in the middle of the street in downtown Riverton, his attention arrested by the deep gaze and flattering attributes of Mr. August, 1983.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:59:24 am
(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/4676/bb8721vu.jpg)

John Twist:  "Tell you what, you got two choices:  poker, or gin rummy.  What'll it be?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 05:59:55 am
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8346/bb9186sw.jpg)

In one stealthy movement, Jack's mother manages to smuggle a packet of Jack's love letters into the bag, concealed in an oversized piece of cherry cake.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:00:28 am
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/880/bb8842jc.jpg)

Suddenly, John Twist's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:00:51 am
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4157/bb9220ah.jpg)

"I think of you as the son in law I never had."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:01:30 am
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5442/bb8331ub.jpg)

"I know you ain't really asleep boy, don't forget to do the dishes like you did last night."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:01:55 am
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8350/bb8553jj.jpg)

"Give me a minute Carl, I'm pining."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:02:19 am
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/398/bb8185zy.jpg)

"You used to come away easy, and you used to give me backrubs and fiddle with my hair!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:02:43 am
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2963/bb1038pg.jpg)

"Uh oh, looks like he found my supply of Playgirls under the firewood."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:03:17 am
(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/7809/bb1013as.jpg)

"This oughta be enough water for a nice all over spongebath... that oughta break the ice."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:03:42 am
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1050/bb1110lm.jpg)

"Do I hold out another night for Ennis, or go for a sheep?  Eh... I'll hold out.  One more night."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:04:11 am
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7371/bb1178gv.jpg)

"I had the worst dream last night. I dreamed I was married to a woman with this huge head of bleach blond hair, and she'd bring her adding machine to bed with her."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:04:35 am
(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/4140/bb1235vq.jpg)

"Don't whistle at me like that Ennis, yer spookin the mare!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:04:59 am
(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7662/bb1270jq.jpg)

"Nice....!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:05:26 am
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2346/bb1641ln.jpg)

"It ain't an 'owie' and I don't want ya to kiss it and make it all better neither!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:05:51 am
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8356/bb1747ef.jpg)

"That was great! Now pucker up!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:06:16 am
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6792/bb1898hz.jpg)

(Jack, thinking to himself)  "You could bring him the soap, you could offer to wash his back, get to the hard to reach places."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:06:51 am
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8679/bb1943xn.jpg)

"We'll have us a little whiskey, a little smoke by the fire, talk about the love between men... oh did I say that out loud?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:08:48 am
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6454/bb1965mc.jpg)

"Listen Jack, I got something I gotta confess here.  I hate sheep."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:09:14 am
(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7295/bb2159ox.jpg)

"Yeah ok you do have a cute butt when you wiggle it around like that."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:09:39 am
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5030/bb2481qj.jpg)

(Ennis, thinking to himself)"Damn!  I just fucked a man!  Never knew whiskey could do that before!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:10:04 am
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2778/bb2521oy.jpg)

Jack:  "Hey Ennis, I feel kinda sore, do you remember what happened last night?"

Ennis:  "Nope.  Gotta go."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:10:28 am
(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8563/bb2641ug.jpg)

"Sure hope I smell clean and pretty enough when he gets home tonight."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:11:03 am
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/676/bb2702iz.jpg)

"So if we're both not queer, does that mean I get to be on top sometimes?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:11:25 am
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/174/bb2779lb.jpg)

"Ok, heads I go up to the sheep, tails I go in the tent.  Now where is that damn quarter I had?  Fuck it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:11:49 am
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6358/bb2832ay.jpg)

"Jack ya got a quarter?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:12:14 am
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1556/bb3106sn.jpg)

"Yep, that boy can sure pull his pants up in a hurry."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:12:52 am
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2038/bb3199va.jpg)

Jack:  "He's down there with the binoculars again. I say lets strip down right here and really give ol' Joe Aguirre somethin ta look at."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:13:15 am
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4100/bb3285yo.jpg)

Suddenly, Ennis's barometer goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:13:55 am
(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3822/bb3440sh.jpg)

"Now he's sulkin.  And it's too cold to do a striptease."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:14:21 am
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2011/bb3666pt.jpg)

"So what about a quickie at the Super 8 Motel before I head up north?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:14:45 am
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/482/bb3794cc.jpg)

"Damn.  That quickie woulda been a real nice sendoff."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:15:12 am
(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/6250/bb4041ib.jpg)

"Maybe if I don't warsh she won't get any funny ideas."d
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:15:47 am
(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/19/bb4311ku.jpg)

"Say 'what' again, motherfucker, say 'what' again!"

For you Pulp Fiction fans.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:16:20 am
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8496/bb1941pa.jpg)

Jack:  "They call whiskey the universal lubricant, bet you didn't know that."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:16:52 am
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/7784/bb2697yg.jpg)

"You don't suppose the sheep suspect anything do ya?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:17:24 am
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6273/bb2669wg.jpg)

Scout the Blue Heeler leans about biped mating in more detail than he ever thought possible.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:17:59 am
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8297/bb6211rb.jpg)

"Jack now don't be givin me a boner in front a my girls."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:18:23 am
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6343/bb6340aq.jpg)

"An' don't you be doin that tongue thing a yers neither, that just ain't fair!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:18:46 am
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2956/bb5766wo.jpg)

"Hey ain't he the pissant that goes chasin after those rodeo clowns?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:19:07 am
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8608/bb6560ro.jpg)

"I need some real authentic Mexican food."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:19:34 am
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8656/bb3191jy.jpg)

Ennis:  "I know you been givin that Shelayan herder the eye all day Jack, don't you even think about it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:19:58 am
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7903/bb3256jx.jpg)

"Don't be gettin yer lips all wore out on that harmonica, boy, I got somethin in mind fer em later."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:20:37 am
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2545/bb1508po.jpg)

"Hm, where the hell could he be?  I wonder if he slipped off ta see that Shelayan herder his own self."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:21:02 am
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7708/bb1601fq.jpg)

"I come home all bruised an bloody and not even a hug or a kiss?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:21:25 am
(http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/4310/bb1723qf.jpg)

"Whoo wee, watchin you shoot a gun really gets me goin!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:47:10 am
(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/9013/bb1815fv.jpg)

Jack: "Better stick ta coffee tonight, last time I drank whiskey I woke up with my ass sore as hell."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:47:36 am
(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/8424/bb1941ia.jpg)

"Gonna roast me up a little boot sole tonight."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:48:05 am
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4070/bb2011kf.jpg)

"Well don't you just look adorabe... c'mere boy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:48:27 am
(http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/9444/bb6622ka.jpg)

"Now Bobby don't go callin our Thanksgiving dinner 'gay'.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:48:51 am
(http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/9043/bb6597kh.jpg)

"Step aside there, Rodeo, my bolo tie is longer'n yours and you know what that means."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:49:16 am
(http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1161/bb8713ra.jpg)

(Mrs. Twist, thinking to herself)  Why that boy don't look queer ta me, looks just as normal as my Jack... uh oh."
Suddenly, Mrs. Twist's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:49:44 am
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9456/bb8893bz.jpg)

"Jack told me you and he caught a lot a trouser trout up on Brokeback Mountain.  They taste good? Never had em myself."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:51:28 am
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9894/bb2690la.jpg)

"We better keep our pants on tonight Jack, make sure nothin else happens."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:52:17 am
The Definition of "Queer"

(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1118/bb2768lw.jpg)

Jack:  "Well how about just beatin off in the tent together? Is that queer?"

Ennis:  "Yeah, that's queer too."

Jack:  "Damn."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:52:49 am
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1313/bb2706id.jpg)

Jack: "How about jes a plain ol' massage?

Ennis:  "Queer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:53:10 am
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5175/bb2798zh.jpg)

Jack:  "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"

Ennis:  "Goddammit Jack!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:54:10 am
(http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/8714/bb6618kg.jpg)

"Momma, if somebody else puts words in my mouth do I still get a lickin?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:54:34 am
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=brokeback+mountain/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=130e557c2/EXP=1138910968/*-http%3A//www.elconfidencial.com/fotos/cultura/2006011910brokeback-mountain.jpg)

"Can't rightly hug ya no more with that paunch in the way, Jack, what a ya been eatin, whole sheep?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:55:04 am
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8010/bmb068fv.jpg)

Jack: "How about tongue kissing, is THAT queer?"
Ennis:  "Hell yes its queer."
Jack: "Let's go for it anyway."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:55:42 am
(http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/4717/basque11yl.jpg)

"Now one a these sheep is a special prize sheep.  You look under the tail and find the prize!  Good luck boys! (hehehehehehe)"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:56:20 am
(http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/6099/bb6785oj.jpg)

"Not like little Jenny here - hey.  Someone switched Jennys on me between scenes.  Where's the old Jenny?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:56:43 am
(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6748/bb6709di.jpg)

Lureen manages to suppress a giggle as Jack slips a whoopee cushion onto L.D.'s chair while he is turning the television back on.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:57:10 am
(http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1091/bb6875um.jpg)

Alma:  "Say what you like, Ennis, but pokin a man in the backside is queer!"

Ennis:  "You don't know nothin about it Alma."

Alma:  "Yes I do!  It's queer as queer can be!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:57:33 am
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6358/bb2832ay.jpg)

"Jack could you do that tongue thing again? Maybe it'll get me warmed up."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:58:21 am
(http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/4793/bb4381ge.jpg)

Wrangler:  "Now watch out, this bull's a queer one."
Jack:  "Just exactly what do you mean by that?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:58:46 am
(http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/2729/bb4446rg.jpg)

Lureen:  "I got this outfit specially for this rodeo.  See how the little arrows come down and point right to each a my girls here?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:59:10 am
(http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/364/bb4456oc.jpg)

Lureen: "I can see little pictures a myself in each a your teeth!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 06:59:33 am
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1222/bb5470yv.jpg)

"Look Jack I tol you already.... top or bottom, it don't matter.  It's all queer!"

Jack:  "Damn."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:00:00 am
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2513/bb5433pq.jpg)

Jack:  "How about just man to man hugs, just touchin at the chest?"

Ennis:  "Normally ok, but with you?  Still queer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:00:23 am
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2076/bb5483je.jpg)

Jack:  "But what about..."

Ennis:  "Queer, Jack.  Drink yer whiskey."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:00:57 am
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3580/bb5349wu.jpg)

Jack:  "Yee haw!  Finally somethin that ain't queer!"

Ennis:  "Shut up Jack."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:02:17 am
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3586/bb5373lo.jpg)

Ennis:  "About pissed myself jumpin off that cliff, what about you?

Jack:  "Stunt double did it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:02:34 am
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/5315/bb0596ml.jpg)

"One thing ta do when we get real bored is... drink a whole lot a whiskey then start rollin sheep down the side a the mountain.  Boy they can really pick up speed on a good incline."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:03:04 am
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5968/bb0643pz.jpg)

"One day I got 42 sheep rollin down the hillside like bowlin balls.  Then lightnin struck.  Ol' Aguirre tried to blame me, like I could control the weather."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:03:29 am
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3346/bb8801ih.jpg)

"Tell you what. My boy Jack was a real fine lookin stud, and he coulda done a whole lot better'n the likes a you."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on August 11, 2006, 07:03:42 am
Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted  :laugh:
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:03:55 am
(http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4427/bb0998wg.jpg)

"Nope, no lucky prize in this sheep.  I think that Basque is fulla shit."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:04:25 am
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7051/bb1409te.jpg)

Note from Jack:  "Leave a note with the clue to which is the special prize sheep, or you're gonna get a special prize next Friday.  And I ain't foolin.  Jack Twist."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:05:24 am
What Ennis was REALLY Singing that day when he came upon a bear:

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9797/bb1437jp.jpg)

Ennis, singing to himself, "He'll be comin round the mountain when he comes, he'll be totally buck naked when he comes.... hm hm..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:05:50 am
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2314/bb1811dl.jpg)

"Tell you what friend, that elk meat made me fart worse n' those beans did."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:07:36 am
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1774/bb3169ai.jpg)

Ennis:  "I can't go back up to the sheep now, whadda we do?"

Jack:  "Stay in the tent, do somethin queer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:08:09 am
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/4817/bb3217yw.jpg)

"I swear if he starts in callin everything I do queer again, my harmonica is gonna end up where the sun don't shine."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:08:42 am
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8315/bb3221zu.jpg)

Ennis:  "Ya know the way you drag that sheep along looks --"

Jack:  "I swear ta god Ennis you better shut up while yer ahead."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:09:05 am
(http://photos-n-07.facebook.com/n10/235/120/34600092/n34600092_30070454_7226.jpg)

Jack:  "You got a fly on your face."

Ennis:  Go ahead, say it.  It's QUEER!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:09:48 am
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d95/leppard_mom/11lj1.jpg)

"Mmmmm... Shelayannnn...."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:10:39 am
(http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/8493/bb1362pl.jpg)

Sheep:  "Queeeeeerrrr....!"

Jack:  "Okay which one a you said that?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:11:02 am
(http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7131/bb1671ol.jpg)

"Enough about the damn bear already, Ennis, we got ourselves a situation.  The sheep are starting ta call me 'queer' behind my back. I had to shoot two of em."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:11:24 am
(http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/4749/bb1695rk.jpg)

"Can't shoot all the homophobe sheep, Jack... just fire a warning shot over their heads, they'll straighten up."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:12:03 am
(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/5097/bb1872zx.jpg)

Jack:  "Hey Ennis, how come if this is Marlboro Country we don't smoke Marlboros?"

Ennis:  "I'm warshin up here Jack.  And you oughta know Montana is Marlboro country.."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:12:43 am
(http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/5748/bb1927vt.jpg)

"They say that rodeo buckles have hypnotizin powers.  Look deep into the belt buckle Ennis, you are goin into a deep trance..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:13:28 am
(http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/1076/brokebackmtn04903yt.jpg)

How the Sheep Found Out:
Secure in a saddlebag, Nanette pokes her head out and suddenly her gaydar goes off.

(photo created by [email protected])
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:13:52 am
(http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/7639/brokebackmtn01946nj.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

(Aguirre, thinking,) "Hoo boy, the way the sparks are flying out here I'll be lucky to have two sheep left at the end of the summer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:14:27 am
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9295/brokebackmtn02532bh.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

"And you, Twist.  No more feedin the sheep beans and rollin em down the mountain like last year.  I'll kick yer ass if you do that again."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:14:56 am
(http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/2906/brokebackmtn03393xz.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

(Jack, thinking to himself):  "That boy sure smells good!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:15:19 am
(http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/7052/brokebackmtn10912wx.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

"Red ants!  Ow ow ow!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:15:54 am
(http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/3904/brokebackmtn15857jx.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Ennis: "Well all right, but no sweet talkin like honey or sweetheart or nothin.  Got it?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:16:17 am
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/931/brokebackmtn18845ym.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

"Yee haw! Roped me an Ennis!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:16:43 am
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5978/brokebackmtn19103sy.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Jack: "Please tell me I didn't kick out your teeth... I can't fuck a man without teeth."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:17:08 am
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8031/brokebackmtn18934yg.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Ennis experiences difficulties when Jack attempts a variation in their normal lovemaking routine.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:17:32 am
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6131/brokebackmtn19630xk.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

"Whose idea was it to dress one a my sheep in your dirty drawers?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:17:56 am
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/599/brokebackmtn19709wv.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Ennis:  "Jack, what if the sheep start in with that 'queer' shit around Aguirre?"

Jack:  "Just pretend they're talkin about the Basque.  He wears that funny hat an all."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:18:20 am
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3087/brokebackmtn19912pq.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Ennis:  "I can't believe I left my extra pair a drawers on that sheep."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:18:45 am
(http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/9076/brokebackmtn21061gz.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

In the midst of solemnizing Alma and Ennis' marriage, Parson Brown's gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:19:10 am
(http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/5343/brokebackmtn21047xv.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

(Alma, thinking to herself:)  "Why is he looking at Ennis so funny?"

(Ennis, thinking to himself:)  "I'm goin a hell, I'm goin a hell."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:19:33 am
(http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/112/brokebackmtn21412cl.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Worker:  "Heard tell a some sheep that learned how to talk up north a here.  But they could only say one word -"

Ennis:  "Let me guess."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:20:02 am
(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5169/brokebackmtn22150md.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

"You two weren't gettin paid to put unwarshed drawers on my sheep.  And if you come to get the drawers back, the answer is no."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:20:38 am
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/5521/brokebackmtn22498jx.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

"I sure hope Ennis likes country-breeze freshness, cuz I'm all out of the bottled kind."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:21:01 am
(http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/1165/brokebackmtn22892rx.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Always a perceptive child, the 2 year old Alma Jr. lets out a loud wail as her gaydar goes off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:21:25 am
(http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/775/brokebackmtna03452uj.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Ennis:  "I'll be ready ta go again in a minute or two, lemme jes finish this smoke."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:21:53 am
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5356/brokebackmtna03710ad.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Alma:  "Ennis, why is your shirt untucked?"

Ennis:  "I had a itch."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:22:18 am
(http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/6940/brokebackmtna03987or.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Alma:  "Toothbrush is in yer mouth the wrong way too."

Ennis:  "Mmm hmmm."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:22:44 am
(http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/3395/brokebackmtna04701xk.jpg)
(photo created by [email protected])

Jack:  "This time I get to be on top."

Ennis:  "No way."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:24:53 am
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4207/brokebackmtn15640ja.jpg)
photo courtesy of [email protected]

Jack:  "Ennis ain't those marshmallows done yet?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:25:16 am
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6655/brokebackmtn17368km.jpg)
photo courtesy of [email protected]


"Jack we gotta keep an eye on those Shelayan boys, they might start spray paintin our sheep."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:25:44 am
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/362/brokebackmtn14331nt.jpg)
photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Hey ya Ennis, you got any more a them baby wipes?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:26:08 am
(http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/5487/brokebackmtn14984gm.jpg)
photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Where the hell is he? I thought sure Ennis 'd be ridin over this bridge by now.  I'm freezin my ass off posin out here."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:26:31 am
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8342/brokebackmtn15525ps.jpg)
photo courtesy of [email protected]

Ennis:  "Yer butt feelin okay?"
Jack:  That's nobody's business but mine, Friend."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:27:13 am
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/687/bbm01688xb.jpg)

Jack: "Yeah sure you ran into a bear.  Fine excuse. I get home here and nothin to change into. Didn't you warsh any a my shirts?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:28:01 am
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8518/brokebackmtna02175wo.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

Ennis:  "Now what we just done... that's pretty queer ain't it?"
Jack:  "Wins the queer award, Friend."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:28:25 am
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/4589/brokebackmtna06142wa.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Now don't you start in about them marshmallows.  That ain't Alma's fault."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:28:48 am
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6608/brokebackmtna08925eo.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Honest injun now.  Does this outfit make me look queer?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:29:12 am
(http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/2657/brokebackmtna11621tp.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Ennis, honey, can't we just this once do this with our clothes off?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:29:37 am
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1613/brokebackmtn20980fm.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

(Alma, praying silently:)  "An please lord, let him be well endowed in the privates department, I don't care if he can't dance."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:30:01 am
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5051/brokebackmtn04060ly.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Nice fuckin rifle.  I could shoot me a Bigfoot or somethin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:30:24 am
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7140/brokebackmtn05079jf.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Now these little ones here, you get one a these rollin they go really fuckin fast."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:30:50 am
(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4238/brokebackmtn08791qb.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

Jack:  "Ya know it ain't too late in the day, we could have us a few drinks and get ten, fifteen sheep rollin in no time."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:31:13 am
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7457/brokebackmtn08941zp.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

"Course, if you ain't inta that we could play a little slap an tickle."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:31:37 am
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5695/brokebackmtn24846bz.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]

Bartender: "Hey if you're really inta clowns, you oughta try the Barnum and Bailey circus.  They got a whole shitload a clowns."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:32:07 am
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4564/brokebackmtn26248ie.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]


Lureen, thinking: "If that boy wins this one I swear I'm a gonna ride him like a brahma bull."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:32:31 am
(http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/4206/brokebackmtna34375wf.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]


"Kin you make pie bettern this slop?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 11, 2006, 07:32:54 am
(http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/5531/brokebackmtna39289qr.jpg)
Photo courtesy of [email protected]


"Tell you what, my Jack never did any funny business with no sheep!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sheriff Roland on August 12, 2006, 07:41:23 pm
Congrats louise

These are great!

I've managed to go through almost half of them in one sitting - time to ge rest for a spell
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 13, 2006, 08:41:17 am
hey thanks, Roland.  This I hope was an invitational...but it might have gotten buried in the uploads I did.  Let me repaste here for everyone's information.



I posted a collection of photo captions I created for a humor forum on another site, and when I saw you guys had a humor section I decided to share.  This is a finished collection of photo captions:  feel free to plunder the photos for your own humorous captions or dig into the photo still archives I plundered to get your own!  And enjoy!

Here is the premier screen cap site:  please follow the instructions and give credit to the person who created the photos as requested:

http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/index.php?cat=11
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 13, 2006, 01:02:47 pm
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2963/bb1038pg.jpg)

"Uh oh, looks like he found my supply of Playgirls under the firewood."
That's bacon
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: pgcatz on August 13, 2006, 02:12:56 pm
 I have just started to read these and they are hilarious. Thank you all for the best laughs. Laughing so hard here I am crying too. Brokeback is such a poignant movie it is a relief to laugh at some of the serious scenes. Thanks Again, it has made my day
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 13, 2006, 11:01:38 pm
Ang: Jake, focus on the potato! You just suppose to look over at Ennis in the blink of an eye, NOT turn your head and stare with your tongue hanging out.

Jake: Sorry Ang, can't help it.  Heath just gets to me. I mean look at him! He's almost as pretty as me.

Ang: And what are you carving out of that potato anyway, it looks like a......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 13, 2006, 11:33:50 pm
Jack: "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep."

  Ennis: "Sheep otta feel pretty save then. Even with a 1,000 of 'm ain't much chance of you hittin' any with you dumb ass missin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 13, 2006, 11:51:47 pm
Jake thinking: I'm gonna get Heath good this time. Wait until I get his hand on the giant kielbasa dipped in olive oil I got at the commissary.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 14, 2006, 12:47:28 am
Jake To Heath:
Damn!!! we both got the wrong shirts on!

Ang: Come on guys, Ennis didn't have that truck untilafter Brokeback
.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 14, 2006, 06:32:19 pm
Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted  :laugh:
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.

welll yeah, I just wanted to get those up there and salvage them, so to speak.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 14, 2006, 10:21:48 pm
Jack: How about instead of shaving my mustache off, I shave my....

Ennis: NO!!!!! no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:24:49 pm
(http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/3633/bb138mh0.jpg)

"Goddamn rifle's gotta jam, right when i'm provin my virility..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:27:27 pm
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3121/bb055nc0.jpg)

"White hat, huh?  That mean yer a virgin?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:31:36 pm
(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/669/bb143hd3.jpg)

"Ah, fresh supplies.  Cook us up some wieners and spuds, be just like dinner an a movie.  Couple a swigs a whiskey an have his pants off by moonrise."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:34:13 pm
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3275/bb130la6.jpg)

"I sure hope I get this erotic toy carved by the time he comes in fer dinner."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:36:51 pm
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1509/bb201ps6.jpg)

"Friend, it's gonna take more than a few swigs a whiskey ta get me on bottom."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:40:12 pm
(http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/324/bb270lc9.jpg)

"You mind if we use hand lotion tonight? Spit don't cut it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:43:28 pm
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7781/brokebackmtna0217yc4.jpg)

"Whoa whoa, get yer hand outta there, I told you Jack, it ain't gonna be that way."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:47:16 pm
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5895/bb404gq6.jpg)

"If these ugly pajamas don't turn her off I don't know what I'm gonna do."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:54:08 pm
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9250/ennisaskingox9.jpg)

"Wanna go down the Motel Siesta for a quick one before ya take off?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 05:57:22 pm
(http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/1640/jackrubbingeyesrc7.jpg)

"I cant believe he done that with SPIT."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 06:07:40 pm
(http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/8003/heathaccordiongg7.jpg)

After that summer on Brokeback, Ennis had fantasies of running off and joining the Gypsies.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 06:12:23 pm
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7356/ennissleepyiv5.jpg)

Alma, thinking, "If I keep my eyes closed I won't notice the pajamas."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 06:14:38 pm
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1474/ennisfirstmn2.jpg)

Ennis, thinking, "Is my fly unzipped or what?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 06:17:50 pm
(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/7528/ennispunchnr8.jpg)

"If he asks about the Crisco, don't say nothin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 15, 2006, 06:22:45 pm
(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9590/bb065jg0.jpg)

"You ever try ta put underpants on a sheep?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: laurel on August 15, 2006, 10:11:17 pm
Louise, these are wonderful.  I was roaring with laughter for a lot of them.  My husband thinks I am nuts! Thanks for directing us over here from the Ennis and Ellery thread.  I probably never would have found this on my own.

Laurel
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: notBastet on August 15, 2006, 10:55:53 pm
Yes, Louise, hilarious.  thanks so much.
Kelly
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 16, 2006, 02:38:27 am
ANG: Jake, we have done all the kissing scenes, your just supposed to look at Heath, not run up and lay one one him!

Jake: But I thought it would...

ANG: NO!!!

JAKE: But couldn't we reshoot....

ANG: NO! They came out fine, you'll make history.

Jake: But....
 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 05:54:54 am
Louise, these are wonderful.  I was roaring with laughter for a lot of them.  My husband thinks I am nuts! Thanks for directing us over here from the Ennis and Ellery thread.  I probably never would have found this on my own.

Laurel

thanks Laurel, Kelly... takes the edge of the serious part, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 16, 2006, 03:33:00 pm
Ennis thinking:
Look at the lines in Jacks face, ya could loose som'in' in the wrinkles! mebe this time next year we can get a ranch together, just tell folks he's ma dad.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 03:35:28 pm
(http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3375/bb030yk8.jpg)

Jack, thinking, "Them are size 12 1/2, 13 boots... so he's gotta have 8 inches easy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 03:40:15 pm
(http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/3232/basquelq2.jpg)

"Another can a Crisco?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 03:42:30 pm
(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2171/bb127jj8.jpg)

Ennis, thinking, "Them are size 12 1/2, 13 boots... so he's gotta have 8 inches easy."

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 03:47:28 pm
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5633/bb325cc9.jpg)

"Jack I thought ya told me yer lips were all wore out not half an hour ago."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 03:51:24 pm
(http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/3813/bb818mr3.jpg)

"A course I got ta have it done.  It's yer fault I need a hemorrhoid operation in the first place!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 03:55:23 pm
(http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6623/bb619uz9.jpg)

"Got a new cap on the truck - now we can do it in the road!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 04:03:25 pm
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5394/jacknakedog8.jpg)

Jack, thinking, "I sure hope whatever he's got on his mind is worth this shavin all over."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 04:07:38 pm
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7389/jackprancehl5.jpg)

"This wide enough for ya, cowboy?  Bring it on boy!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 04:11:10 pm
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5194/jacktentkv4.jpg)

"Hey Ennis, can ya order some Crisco maybe when ya go down?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 04:20:21 pm
(http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/3052/kirstenqn5.jpg)

"Well see, I used to have a boyfriend, but then he went and became a gay sheepherder and left the dogs with me."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 04:28:21 pm
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1378/jackmeetingas3.jpg)

"Bout time you got here, my speedo's startin ta ride up!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 16, 2006, 04:35:35 pm
(http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/6929/heathnakedtopjc0.jpg)

Back when Jack first met Ennis, he was so taken by his looks that he had wild fantasies of him as a Hollywood star.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 17, 2006, 12:47:12 am
Ennis thinking:
Now there's a hunk of man!
Whoa...who said that?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 17, 2006, 12:53:53 am
Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
Wha.... 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: David on August 17, 2006, 06:19:59 am
"I thought I say NO MORE BEANS!" 

<mumbles>  Wise ass caterers......


(http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1113.0;attach=4875;image)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: merrobot on August 19, 2006, 06:38:33 am
I loved these captions so much that I gushed about them to my husband...who came up with this!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: merrobot on August 19, 2006, 09:28:19 am
After a summer of beans...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 19, 2006, 09:37:18 pm
Ang: Heath what are you doing? You not suppost to kiss of even hug in this scene. Just look at eachother and walk away, not go to a liplock!

Heath: But Jake said you rewrote the scene, had me rehearsing in his trailer all night last night

Ang: JAKE!!!


Jake: Well I...uh

Heath: Damn you Jake!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 21, 2006, 04:27:45 pm
Ennis! help I need ya over here right away!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 22, 2006, 11:46:56 am
Jack thinking:
Drink up boy, tonite is FNIT.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 22, 2006, 12:12:44 pm
Ennis thinking:
Jack ya gonna leave me shivering out here all night, huh? Come on Jack, yer suppose ta come out here lift me up with those big strong arm o' yours, carry me over the threshold of that damn tent ya hoggin' to yourself. Come on Jack, afraid ya can't lift me or what? Huh?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 22, 2006, 01:09:49 pm
Ang:

Heath, you just supposed to walk over to the tent, not run in such a hurry, you knocked it down in the last take.

Heath:

Sorry Ang...I just got...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Momof2 on August 22, 2006, 05:55:12 pm
You guys are hilarious.  Ha! Ha!  I love it.  Thanks for the laughs.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 22, 2006, 11:19:33 pm
Jack thinking:
Got ever square inch of me spic and span for Ennis. It's gonna be SNIT!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 22, 2006, 11:25:31 pm
Jack thinking:

Watch where he puts his clothes, if I can just sneek on over there real slow and quiet like I c'n grab 'm real quick and he'll run after me and...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 23, 2006, 12:15:24 am
Ennis thinking:
Whoa...If I'm up there with the sheep I'm ah not gonna see Jack nekkid no more when he warshes up ....Shoot!!! Lessen I can get him ta warsh up same time, usin' the biggest pot fer hot water sayin' not ta waste it....yeah he just might...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 23, 2006, 12:52:33 pm
Jack:
It 's ok Ennis, just thought it be easier to wash all our clothes at once, ya c'n come otta' the tent now...see I'm nekkid too.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: RebelWithASmile on August 23, 2006, 02:44:10 pm
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5175/bb2798zh.jpg)

Jack:  "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"

Ennis:  "Goddammit Jack!"


Okay this one was a while back, but i just found it, OMG I LMAO this is the best :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 24, 2006, 12:29:01 pm
(http://photos-n-07.facebook.com/n10/235/120/34600092/n34600092_30070454_7226.jpg)

"Yeah I read the Laramie Saga, is that a fuckin problem?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 26, 2006, 11:50:43 am
Enis thinking:
If that Jack thinks he c'n get me to go in that tent, just by layin' down and taken' of his shirt, trying to act all....he's got anoth....

If that Jack think's That I'll....

If he...

Aw hell
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 26, 2006, 01:07:12 pm
Ennis sneaking back to camp after heading up to the sheep:

Look at the size of that thing, can't never get tired of lookin' at that!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on August 30, 2006, 12:02:53 pm
Ennis Thinking:

Well it's about time Jack F.....g Twist, I wuz 'bout ta give up on ya. Been walkin' up askin' fer soap after I started warshin' up, runnin' around with at least no shirt on, make sure ya see me eatin' bananas nice an' slow,  lookin' deep into those blue eye of yours, whaut's the matter with ya? Huh?...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: SFEnnisSF on August 30, 2006, 10:44:34 pm
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/638/ennispunch1xn.jpg)

"Jack... about that punch... that get you excited at all?"

Oh that's bad.  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on August 31, 2006, 08:03:55 am
*er, why... thank you.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 01, 2006, 11:59:12 am
Alma decides to take her Girl Scout troop to Brokeback for a campout and surprise visit to Ennis.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 01, 2006, 02:19:31 pm
I love the "Jack, aboiut that punch" one too...I love ALL of them...is Astroglide anacronistic (picky=picky)--think so...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on September 01, 2006, 02:34:08 pm
it was meant to be: that was the joke.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 01, 2006, 03:25:51 pm
.Oh. Er. Sorry. Someone around here has a limp sense of humor....me.

I DO remember, in SOME fanfiction--not mine, not louisev's that one of them put "vasaline" on the week's list. OPretty recenttly, too.

There was another with elk lard, too...


NO: I misunderstood the joke. I thought it was as if he had said "K-Y Jell\y---what is this stuff?" In other words, he was commenting as if they had asked for a tin of mandarin oranges, or pate de fois gras, or something. Not that it didn't exist yet, but that it was out of HIS PURCHASING DOMAIN.

Thus, I thought the fact that it didn't exist yet was anachronistic...

Get it? Doesn't matter...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 01, 2006, 11:59:16 pm
Ennis: I'm sorry I made ya mad Jack, I didn't mean what I said about weight watchers and not lettin' ya ride my horses anymore.  Tell ya what. Joe Agguire boards his horse at the ranch fer awhile now. Me 'n him's friendly enough now he'll let me borrow his fer next time.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: RebelWithASmile on September 02, 2006, 12:45:59 pm
Oh that's bad.  :laugh:  :laugh:

LMAO, that one is great!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:03:02 pm
Ennis thinking: I was gonna say sometyhin' about not being queer, but he's so pretty maybe he's a girl after all...nah, wasn't last night
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:09:25 pm
Well, God, Ennis, don't look at me like I just raped ya. I know what I'mhere for. What'r you here for?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:14:45 pm
Jack thinking:So what's so special about your mouth that i can't have a little nibble?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:23:23 pm
Aguirre, looking through his binoculars, thinking: Hey! This is a real exciting game of keepaway...wonder who's gonna win!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:28:05 pm
Jack thinking: lessee--14 hours to Riverton, 16 more to Juarez...I'm gonna need a nap by the time I get there...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:32:45 pm
Prieto thinking: all those takes, and no Gyllenhaal...shit.

(Apparently, numerous people don't know that the scene in the alleyway in Juarez required 12 takes, because every time Jake would come around the corner and see Prieto, he'd start giggling...the 12th was the only sober one they got)

(and, apparently, there are even a few who don't know Rodrigo Prieto is gay...)
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Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:37:49 pm
Ennis thinking: Shit., the sonofabitch doesn't get the idea. Guess I'm gonna have to show him hey..that's not funny...
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Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:44:48 pm
Jack thinking: these side-view mirrors sure come in handy: sayin' hello, sayin' goodbye...

HUMOR, Julie, humor...
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Post by: twistedude on September 02, 2006, 01:51:23 pm
Heath and Jake thinking: hey, this would be great, except for all that makin' out...I think...
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 10:01:17 am


Ennis: hey, Bud, could I hitch a ride?
    Jack: Sure, Ennis--anyplace special?
    Ennis: Wherever you're goin' would be just great, long as i don't have to leave for the next half century or so.         
    Jack: Best plan I've heard in 19 years; let's do it.

   
       
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 10:20:04 am
jack, thinking: this particular variety of the human species is not entirely without interest, albeit somewhat limited
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 10:27:57 am
Ennis, thinking:next thing ya know, he's gonna take my hat away, and then I'm toast.
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 10:34:11 am
Ennis, thinking: guess i might learn to live with this--but no more often than once every three or four hours
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 10:40:00 am
Ennis asnd Jack, thinking: same old, same old
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 10:49:09 am
"At the tone, the time will be later than you think..."
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 11:40:01 am
Somebody after Annie Proulx: It ain't fittin' for a grown man to call another  "Little darlin" in public!
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Post by: louisev on September 03, 2006, 12:10:43 pm
"At the tone, the time will be later than you think..."

this one made me chuckle out loud!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:14:33 pm
hey...I made Louisev ...laugh zow.
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:37:29 pm
Jack:"Me, too--I mean, neither."
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:42:27 pm
Randall, thinking:Well, somebody's gotta take pity on that poor, miserable lookin' critter.
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:45:46 pm
Jake: "I stole a hunk of the Arkenstone from 'The Hobbit'"
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:54:03 pm
50,000,000 women: "He's just an ordinary man, in that he has two arms, legs, a head,  a body, and all the accutrements to it----it's just that God was having an especially good day when he put them all together."
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:59:41 pm
Ennis thinking:Jeez...he coulda put some Shout on the blooodstains; I'll never get 'em out now. Lesson t'be learned there, somewhere...
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Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 01:06:38 pm
God: "You think this is a neat miracle; you should see what the short story inside does!"
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 03, 2006, 01:18:20 pm
OMG Louise, some of these are so hilarious.  I will plow through every page over time.  Thank you so much for all the effort you spent in posting these one by one.  These are really a treat.  Clarissa
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 01:22:22 pm
Ennis thinking: Still can't believe I left my heart--I mean, shirt--up there.

(variation stolen from TWO different DCs)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 01:26:28 pm
Ellemeno: maybe you only liked Louise's--but the last 20 or so were mine...

I didn't think they ALL had to be funny...

Bye. *sob*--NO I'M NOT CALLING YOU A SONOFABITCH! I have been up all night, so I don't know what's funny, or even important anymore, so maybe most of the picture caps are terrible. Read B73's  "Union Pacific," and half of her "Signal Crossing" all puns to be considered...but liike her poetry even better.

HEY--gotta do another cap, cause I'm taking up space!
Aguirre:"Did you know that even very near-or-farsighted people can adjust even old binoculars so that they can see perfectly without glasses? Now if that's funny, I'll EAT it...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 11:45:53 pm
Julie thinking:hey...c'n I have a turn? Just a little one......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 04, 2006, 12:43:57 am
Jack, thinking: Wouldn't mind this one stinking like cat piss so much, if the other one didn't smell like Ennis
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Post by: laurel on September 04, 2006, 01:51:50 am
I am hooked on this thread!  Thank you, Louise, for starting it.  I was practically falling out of my chair on some of yours.  And Jpwagoneer and Twisted Dude, Louise may have started this, but you have both taken the concept and run with it.  I check here every day to get my daily humor fix.  Thank you!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Ellemeno on September 04, 2006, 02:29:30 am
Ellemeno: maybe you only liked Louise's--but the last 20 or so were mine...

Julie, thanks for letting me know this post of yours was here, so I could respond.  I've only read like the first four pages of this thread so far, and I am pretty sure they were all Louise's.  I look forward to seeing yours and others too as I move through the thread.  I didn't mean to slight anyone. :)  Clarissa
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: RebelWithASmile on September 04, 2006, 11:57:32 am
(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4277/bb6099rk.jpg)

"Sweetheart, sayin 'giddyap Jack' just really kills the mood."

This one is genius!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on September 04, 2006, 12:41:33 pm
muah.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 04, 2006, 12:45:18 pm
Jack's mom, thinking: Just like my Jack when he was young--the more sex-starved and miserable he was, the prettier he looked...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 04, 2006, 01:44:21 pm
Alma thinking: wish I had a prostate...

(probably the most famous one from Dave Cullen)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 04, 2006, 01:53:54 pm
 JPWAGGONEER--a few pages back--I have always tried to put Ennis's expression here into SOME sort ofr words, I think Mr. Waggoneer's done it...
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Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
Wha....   

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Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 05, 2006, 11:17:37 am
Ennis thinking:

Wunder If Ah danced around, say Ah got a stung by a bee, Jack would notice, yeah that might work.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 05, 2006, 11:42:46 am
Jack:
Haircut day today Ennis, can't come come down from this mountian lookin' like our hair growed any, n' gotta be lookin' good for FNIT and SNIT.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 05, 2006, 11:52:15 am
Ennis thinking: ya know, this is real peculiar...people who don't clean their nails usually make me sick t'my stomach...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 05, 2006, 12:31:42 pm
Jack thinking:
Ya gonna sit out there all night er what Ennis! It SNIT!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Momof2 on September 05, 2006, 12:32:24 pm
50,000,000 women: "He's just an ordinary man, in that he has two arms, legs, a head,  a body, and all the accutrements to it----it's just that God was having an especially good day when he put them all together."

AMEN!!!  He is blessed in pure beauty.  He is absolutely beautiful.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 12:50:48 pm
Jack: No, Ennis, not the red line that tells you you're almost out of gas; not the one that tells you you're breaking the speed limit---the one on your tackometer that tells you if you keep drivin' this vehicle like this, ya gonna need a new vehicle right soon...THAT kind of red-lining...did anyione ever tell you what a GREAT blanket you make?...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 01:02:27 pm
Peter Saaresgaard: yeah, your sister thinks so, too
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 01:26:06 pm
Jake: No, life is a serious business; maybe sometimes good for some laughs...but I NEVER think it's...just plain silly...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 01:30:34 pm
jake: No Sir, my friends almost never refer to me as Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 06, 2006, 01:45:05 pm
Ennis:

Dang! waters cold!!!

Jack:

Still lookin' good ta me, Ennis!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 02:05:30 pm
Nice one, JP!

.Hey Ennis--should I get a few of these printed up for Christmas cards? WTF--hey Ennis! Ya FAINTED? GodDAMN...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 06, 2006, 02:27:43 pm
Ennis:

It's to bad I'm so handsome, these damn women folk just won't leave me be.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 02:30:19 pm
Jack I could say, "Seek thou rather to be hanged in compassing thy joy than  go without..." but we didn't have much Shakespeasre in 9th grade..
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 02:51:59 pm
Ennis: My dad could lick your dad
Jack: Yeah, and us, too, ya stupid bastard...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 03:19:10 pm
jACK: Jeez, Ennis!...I was just havin' a nice little stand-up nap, an' ya scared me half t'death, sneakin' up on me like that!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 03:33:39 pm
Ennis: Ya been in New York City, Prague, Moscow, Atlanta, Dallas, Chicago, San Francisco, Montreal, Calgery, Paris, Philadelphia, Indianaopolis, Boston, Portland, Maine, Los Angeles, Vermillion, Montgomry, Talahassee, Frankfurt, Berlin, Copenhagen,  Oslo, Helsinki, Amsterdam,  Spokane, Portland, Oregon, Bancock, Beijing, Tokyo--almost any big city in the world--

Jack twist, huh?..cause I heeer what they got in them places for boys like you..even in the SOUTH!

Might avoid Salt Lake City and Laramie...although I've heerd things about them too...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 06, 2006, 03:37:06 pm
Horses thinking

These guys go at it almost as much as we do!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 03:42:08 pm
Yeah, Bob just told me...like rabbits--horses. A "stud fee" is for having a prize male horse locked up in a field with a filly--for about 10 minutes or less.

THERE IS NO PICTURE WITH THIS POST, JPW--I was just answering your last one...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 06, 2006, 04:00:12 pm
Ennis:
Sorry I forgot the frisbee Jack, just don't work the same with plates. Don't worry I'll bring it next time, ya don't halfta get mad.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 04:10:18 pm
Jack: Sorry if I startled ya...looks like we're going to have some fireworks around here tonight after all...see, Ennis, it's only me, Jack...the one you call "friend..."

HUMOR,,,Julie...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 04:13:28 pm
Jack, thinking: So..who's gonna do who? I sorta thought it would be me..but..maybe not...Jesus, what was i thinking? He'd never hold still for that!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 04:22:12 pm
Jack thinking:Didn't ya ever hear that a kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" in loving...whoops...getting way ahead of myself here
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 06, 2006, 04:24:25 pm
I think I'd better stop with these before i wear the pixels off the scan...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: laurel on September 06, 2006, 10:15:21 pm
Peter Saaresgaard: yeah, your sister thinks so, too
Love this! :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 12:22:21 am
For those of you who may not have seen them I wrote several photo captions in 'Fantasy Scenes'. Some of them very serious, some with humor. The most off the wall are here.

Mark
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 12:30:32 am
laurel: I love it too-especiaslly the big, juicy picture--which won't fit here! ("yeah, yoiur sister thinks so too")

NO PICTURE ATTACHED...answering another post (without a picture!)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 12:43:20 am
hey, Christy Mathewson is the prettiest guy of the last 100 years...isn't he?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 12:55:05 am
Jack, thinking: wonder if there're any good restaurants around here?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 11:11:16 am
Jack:
 Told ya that chili was hot!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 11:38:53 am
Ennis thinking:

Ah knew that hail dance I done would get me in the tent tonite.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 11:46:16 am
Heath:
Don't I look pretty?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 11:54:56 am
Ang:
No Jake were are not going to do third tent scene!

Jake:
But look I have it all laid out.

Ang:
NO!

Jake:
But I was going to rehearse with Heath tonight in his trailer, can't you at least say we are?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 01:04:54 pm
Movie critics are the crazaiest folk on earth..at least this one's heart is in the right place (my son)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 01:15:02 pm
Buzz reporter:Mr. Gyllenhaal, do you think this is a good career move, playing an obscessed cartoonist in a movie about a serial killer?
Jake G: Uh...HUH?


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 01:16:09 pm
Yer wanna?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 02:12:41 pm
"The sun came out last night and sang to me."--Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 02:21:45 pm
Guy in blue hat: dunno what those guys are talking about, but they sure are a distraction from the Lakers' game
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 02:33:53 pm
Ennis thinking: rain sounds so nice...be nice to share it with...someone. Wonder what Jack's doing in that tiny little tent? I mean...i don't wonder much, but I do wonder some../b]
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 02:38:22 pm
Ennis thinking: I love 'em to pieces...but sometimes, it's like toting two flour sacks around
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 02:46:20 pm
Astronaut: "That's one small step for man..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 03:16:25 pm
Ang:
You can stop staring like that at Jake.

Heath:
Oh...sorry Ang.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 03:22:43 pm
Ennis thinking:
Boy is sure a sight fer sore eyes when he warshes up.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 03:39:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ&search=banjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ&search=banjo)


JPW--watch the WHOLE THING--it's out of this world! C'n I be the kid?

(It's the "Duelling Banjos" scene from deliverance...)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 07:52:57 pm
Ang:
CUT! thats a wrap.

several moment pass

Ang: Ok.....ok...Heath ,Jake you can let go now......Heath....Jake....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 07, 2006, 07:56:40 pm
Nice one, JP!

.Hey Ennis--should I get a few of these printed up for Christmas cards? WTF--hey Ennis! Ya FAINTED? GodDAMN...
This is one of my favorites.

Mark
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 08:33:37 pm
JPW!--did you listen to the video (post before last)...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 07, 2006, 08:55:44 pm
Youth will in time decay
Aileen, aroon
Beauty must fade away
aileen aroon
Castles are sacked in war
chieftains are scatterred far
Truth is our fixed star
aileen, aroon.

"Well, that's a wrap"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 04:14:29 am
Ennis, thinking: Ya don't say much, but ya get your point across.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 04:39:32 am
Ennis: Jesus, Jack, don't look at me like I turned into  th'Christmas present ya never thought ya'd get--Yeah, I wanted t'kiss ya real bad--is that a fuckin' problem?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 05:09:47 am
Jack: Friend, have some Opportunity.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 11:29:05 am
Santa to Jack:
See over there. That's the Christmas present I promised you when you were 12. Be careful with him.


Very loosly based on a Dave Cullen post
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 12:05:31 pm
Jack:
Always warsh clothes nekkid, 'specially Ennis's clothes. Mebe I'll cook supper nekkid too! fer Ennis.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 03:23:04 pm
You're cooking on all burners this morning, Waggoneer! Like your truck cap better than mine.

haiku:

Everyone should have
a Jake--no, no, two, in case
one should get broken.

            Julie Vognar (me) and Sid Melucci
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 03:31:57 pm
Jack thinking:

Sun's out warm today. Mebe I'll ride up ta the sheep to Ennis nekkid, be a 'Gentleman Godiva'.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 03:41:04 pm
Jack, thinking: sonofabitch is trying' to covince himself he don't love me no more...wonder how long that'll go on,,God, it could be...years...hey--that HURTS!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 03:46:04 pm
Ennis, thinking: Sure enough,  Jack will get ya through times of no anything better'n  anything will get ya through times a no Jack...and that's the God's truth..l

Jack, thinking:Sure enough,  Ennis will get ya through times of no anything better'n  anything will get ya through times a no Ennis...and that's the Gods truth...

(original saying from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers: Dope will get you through times of no money better than money willl get you through times of no dope)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 03:59:09 pm
Ennis:

Go ahead and look Jack...It's ok.
Whoa....who said that
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 04:08:15 pm
Ennis: If ya don't do a better job of loving' yer guy than I did, I'm gonna tan yer hide--I don't care if yer 19 er 50!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 05:25:29 pm
Jack, thinking: Holy Mary,. Mother of God...this better work...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 05:32:23 pm
Jack, thinking: remember me? I'm the guy you had sex with last night and woke up with this morning...

(stiolen partially from Dave Cullen)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: moremojo on September 08, 2006, 05:36:26 pm
(original saying from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers: Dope will get you through times of no money better than money willl get you through times of no dope)
I like that saying, and I don't even do dope! (Sorry, don't have any pictures or captions to share at the moment, but couldn't resist commenting on Julie's little gem).
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 05:47:18 pm
Jack thinking: lotta this stuff is sticky...sticky is nice......cold out here...be warm tonight, Ennis willing.

haiku:
 he beats his lover's
shirt with a stiick, an Asian
girl, the dawn of time.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 08:53:16 pm
Ennis thinking:

Ah wunder when Jack's birthday is. Mebe Ah can jump outta cake nekkid fer him, Ah sure like it if he did fer me.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 09:31:09 pm
Jack, thinking: She's kinda pretty...be a lot prettier if she was sandy haired, male, tall, and shy as hell. but-- beggers can't be choosers, I guess.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 10:11:09 pm
Ennis:
Just a makin' sure ya didn't bring that damn harmonica
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 08, 2006, 10:15:18 pm
Ennis:
Do ya haf'ta be a standing like that when Ah'm  al the way over here Jack?  Make the gun go off again.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 11:00:01 pm
Jack: What am I doing? I'm taking off my jacket. Why?  I'll give you about 1 1/2  minutes to figure out why. Two on the outside
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 09, 2006, 02:49:50 pm
Junior: what on earth is  THAT, daddy??
Ennis: I dunno...this Korean lady who knows me, she made this thing, says it's suppossed to look like me...can you imagine?
Junior: Yeah..now that I stop tio look at it...are those wings inside?
Ennis: Yep. All spread and ready t'fly. But...looiks liike, he got ripped open, but doesn't know what to do with the wings inside...
Junior: Sure does...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 09, 2006, 07:42:07 pm
Ennis: Anything else ya wanna get off yer chest?
    Jack:  Yeah, as a matter of fact. My momma--ya know, she's a very religious woman.
     Ennis: I supposed.
     Jack: But she lived through the Great Depression, and once in a while, I hear her singin' this song, which I feel like singin' now:

Long-haired preachers come out every night
and they tell you what's wrong and what's right,
but when asked about something to eat
they will answer in voices so sweet:
You will eat
Bye and bye
In that wonderful land beyond the sky;
Work and pray,
live on hay
There'll be pie in the sky when you die.

You're too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you."
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Post by: injest on September 09, 2006, 09:55:50 pm
hey, guys...love the thread but was wondering...if'n it weren't too much trouble if you could put the picture FIRST then the words...just seems like it would scan better....maybe we could try a few??

Just my .02

thanks

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Post by: twistedude on September 09, 2006, 11:44:21 pm
hey--glad to, but don't know how! I noticed Louise was doing it that way (I don'
t really don't know which is better myself, but glad to oblidge with directions...)

Jack:hey--let's discuss "Kritik der Rein Vernuenft," by Nietzsche. Whatdaya say?
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Post by: twistedude on September 09, 2006, 11:58:12 pm
Heath, thinking: Love the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs...for God's sake, Heath, CUT!
Jake, thinking: I love how deep his voice is when he laughs, and how he even LAUGHS Australian---oh for God's sake, Jake, CUT!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 12:43:52 pm
Jack thinking:

Dang! My man shot me an elk.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 12:48:44 pm
Jack thinking:

Shoot!...Can't open these damn cans when I'm lookin' at Ennis.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 12:54:15 pm
Jack thinking:

If I sing to him an' get him good and drunk, mebe then.....
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 01:01:11 pm
Ennis thinking:

Jack sure is pretty when he's talkin', course hardly does anything else.
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 01:15:22 pm
Jack, thinking: Either that's the most exciting handshake I ever had, or there's a hell of a lot more electricity in the air than usual.
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 01:42:24 pm
Jack, thinking: Hardly no folks left...don't worry, Ennis, I'll take care a ya--I'll take care a ya six ways from Sunday...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 02:02:20 pm
Jack, thinking: Hardly no folks left...don't worry, Ennis, I'll take care a ya--I'll take care a ya six ways from Sunday...
very good!!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 02:11:02 pm
Jack thinking:

With these baby blues I can do anything.
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 02:16:01 pm
Jack thinking, dreaming, thinkng: I see yer fire, Ennis...seems like i can almost feel it from here....a little fire of you that won't go out...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 02:18:04 pm
Ennis thinking:
Whut does asphyxiate mean? Sound like it be a good word ta use next time I play 'Scrabble'. 'Specially if I c'n get it on a triple word score.
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 02:29:58 pm
Ennis, thinking: I jus' had the funniest feelin'--workin' with this guy is like I imagine makin' love to someone would be...boy, this mountain air sure does crazy things to a fella's head...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 02:36:21 pm
Ennis thinking:

Yup, the only thing prettier than Jack talkin' is Jack talkin' nekkid where he's warshing up!
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 02:56:14 pm
Ennis, thinking: If I was a shirt, and he was a shirt, I'd want to be tucked down inside him, so's someone could wear both of us at once. Or maybe...th'other way 'round...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 03:09:12 pm
Ennis thnking:

This may be all I have left but it can move mountians


Also posted 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 03:29:29 pm
Ennis, thinking: How come I'd rather watch him mishandle a horse than watch any body else handle one just right?
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 10, 2006, 03:35:42 pm
Ennis thinking:
Whut does asphyxiate meam? Sound like it be a good word ta use next time I play 'Scrabble'. 'Specially if I c'n get it on a triple word score.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:. Nice one!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 03:39:47 pm
Ennis thinking:

Whut's with Jack and those damn sideburns? Trying ta look like Elvis er whut? Sure packing on the pounds like Elvis. Can't sing like him, hopin' he doesn't try. Jack's sure 'lot prettier then Elvis, cant tell him so, us not being queer and all.




Also in 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 03:59:13 pm
Jack, thinking: I'm gonna make this sonofabitch laugh if I have to break every bone in my body and spill every drop of this whiskey...
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 04:02:33 pm
Jack, thinking: Done--by God...God, he's pretty when he laughs..wish I could take a picture or kiss him or somethin'-- probably won't happen very often...

jack thinking some more: Kiss him? Fat chance a that..lucky if I get to lay a finger on him...patience, Jack...patience...
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Post by: Katie77 on September 10, 2006, 07:01:42 pm
Thanks to all who are posting these great photos and captions......

I sneak in here nearly every day, read some of them over and over, and always get a giggle.....
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Post by: twistedude on September 10, 2006, 08:22:07 pm
Ennis, thinking: Ya think yer tough, John Twist? Too bad my pa's dead and gone these 21 years, or you'd find out what tough was really like...and when I say, "too bad,"  I'm just bein' polite, Old Man...
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Post by: Katie77 on September 10, 2006, 09:49:27 pm
Just another thing i meant to mention before......

I have a little game I play with myself, and I'm sure, most of us on here could play it seeing as we know all the scenes off by heart......


I read the caption first, and before I scroll down to look at the picture, i vision the scene that I think the caption will belong to, and then scroll down to see if I'm right......


(have I got too much time on my hands, or what?????)
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 10, 2006, 11:18:19 pm
Just another thing i meant to mention before......

I have a little game I play with myself, and I'm sure, most of us on here could play it seeing as we know all the scenes off by heart......


I read the caption first, and before I scroll down to look at the picture, i vision the scene that I think the caption will belong to, and then scroll down to see if I'm right......


 
do you usually get it right?
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 12:01:48 am
yes--what percent do you get right? You know we have ALL the scxans we have saved at our disposal, plus everthing on "www.stripedwall.com" which is almost every frame of the movie--and those of us with photoshiop can even rescue pictures that appear black there...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 12:46:46 am
Ennis to Jack:

Betcha you can't do this!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 02:03:34 am
I'm not sure how many I get right, but i do get some...I had just got the one right before I sent the post,(the one of Enns thinking, "you think you're tough John Twist") thats what reminded me, of what I was actually doing.....(that one was easy though)

I have wondered where you get all these pics of the scenes.....thought, if i had them available i might throw in a few with my own sense of humour.....

Im gonna go into that stripedwall site and see if I am clever enough to get them from there to here, and add a caption......you will see in the next couple of days if I was successful or not.....(but dont hold your breath, I am not too cluey on computers)

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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 02:29:43 am
O.K. I'll bite: Betha can't do WHAT???? (this is the first picture caption I have failed ....................to understand...)
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Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 03:25:42 am
I had to think about that one too....It shows Jacks face looking all questioning and "what the hell is he doing" look.......and obviously Ennis is saying, "Bet you cant do this"

I assume this is the explanation....and it IS funny
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 05:16:44 am
Still don't get it. This will be crystal clear:

Jack, thinking: 1) O.K. Jack...
 It's like an x-ray...
2) you take a deep breath...and hold it...I hope..
3)  4)

.

don't tell me coimputers doin't have a mind of their own! This took me 4 hours...I'm being punished for not putting enough slash in my writing...woe... Oh well, Begianboy does it a lot better, anyway! ( 2 and 3 are out of order...who cares...not me, uhuh..I LOVE spending four hours on something and not getting it right)

It's been a hard day's night

Photoshop brightenerd the poses,
and everyone's wearing their noses--
In four hours (boasting)
I succeeded in posting
four porno photos with clotheses!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:11:24 am
Jack:

W'atta' are you doing with all that fishing gear?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:32:06 am
Jack thinking:

I make Ennis carry all the heavy stuff.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:42:34 am
Jack thinking:

Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!Yeah!!!!!!!!

All summer just me 'n him.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:45:54 am
Jack thinking:

In a few short weeks it will be Ennis sitting on my lap.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:50:51 am
Ennis thinking:

These mountians, sure make ya do funny things. When Ah get back to Riverton it' ll all be normal again.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:54:40 am
Ennis and Jack Thinking:

Good thing horses cant talk.

Horses thinking:

Wait till we see Mr. Ed when we get back at the end of summer.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 12:11:04 pm
Jack:
Well Ennis let me tell ya about FNIT and SNIT.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 01:01:57 pm
Ennis thinking:
So nice and warm sleeping up against Jack. Face up next ta his, he even got ma hand on his....

Whoa...
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 01:34:38 pm
Ennis: what'r you doin' with my hand, Jack?
Just warming it up a little, Ennis...shit...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 01:44:41 pm
Jack: And what's more---ya hog all the blankets lately.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 02:09:47 pm
"yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death,
I shall fear no evil
For I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley"
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 02:15:23 pm
"Had a lotta joy, sorrow and pain-
but Oh Lord, we'd do it again--
    mmmm, mmm, kisses sweeter'n wine
    mmmm, mmm, kisses sweeter'n wine


                                 ---"Kisses Sweeter than Wine," ---Pete Seeger and the Weavers
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 02:29:08 pm
I've been giving you guys such a rough time lately--this is just one of the sweetest shots in the movie...
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 04:34:41 pm
Jack, thinking: Nobody knows about my third eye in my left ear but me...
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Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 05:16:17 pm
I've been giving you guys such a rough time lately--this is just one of thr sweetest shots in the movie...
Ain't it though? I just love Ennis's hair in this scene--one imagines the sweat in that cowboy's hair after that long-deferred tryst with the love of his life, and Jack's quiet ecstasy in pressing his lips ever so softly upon it.

 :P
Scott
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 08:45:43 pm
Ennis: Last one out's a-a-spotted owl!
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 08:50:23 pm
Jake: (during rehersal)--now if I unbuckle my own belt buckle--course i can do it with one hand! Think I'm an idiot?--and then kick my left leg back some, the whole flipping process will go a lot easiier.
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Post by: twistedude on September 11, 2006, 10:14:41 pm
Sfericsf--has probably seen "Brokeback Mountain" nearly 50 times--in the theater. This is his favorite part of the movie, and this is one of his favorite shots (the first of Jack horseback up in camp--very early on.)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:48:54 pm
Thought I would post a few reruns I did in 'Fantasy Scenes'.

Ennis: "Of course I think you have a cute butt"

Jack: "Then why didn't ya never say so?"

Ennis: "Well you know, us not being queer and all."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:51:20 pm
 " S'alright, s'alright........shhhhh..... damn you Ennis....go ahead and bawl, s'alright....ain't lettin' ya go, hang on to me tight..... stay in my arms as long as ya want....ain't leaving till your ready, it's ok, I ain't going nowhere....shhhh.....s'alright........nobody here but us bud...."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:52:21 pm
Jack to himself: Been here all day and Ennis didn't say a thing about my new mustache. Grew it just fer him. Didn't even notice it when I laid one on him good. Damn thing itches all to hell.

Ennis to himself: What's with Jack and that mustache of his. Looks like a catapillar crawled up and died under his nose. Handsome face he got, goes a spoil 't, can't even see that mole he got above that mouth of his. Damn thing itches all to hell.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 11, 2006, 11:53:41 pm
Ennis thinking:
Ever think I might not just be ready to leave yet, huh? Got a month till have ta' be back, ever think of asking... Come on Jack your the big talker, just say it...You know the words, come on...cat got yer tongue or what? huh?
Aw hell Jack. Jack F*****g Twist, all talk. You know what Jack, ya can't cook, ya complain too much, ya snore and you know what else?...ya talk in your sleep.....I hear you say my name.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 12:05:06 am
O.K. I'll bite: Betha can't do WHAT???? (this is the first picture caption I have failed ....................to understand...)
Katie was right on. It doesn't really matter what   Ennis was doing.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 01:31:08 am
Where 's my hat?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 01:35:21 am
Jack thinking:
Signal sure is a dead town, these same two pickups were parked in the same spots nine months ago
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 02:18:24 am
Ennis thinking:
Only sissies and old ladies drive Ramblers
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Fran on September 12, 2006, 09:35:31 am
It looks like everybody's shoppin' at the new Albertson's....


(http://www.findingbrokeback.com/Chapter10/P005807bM.jpg) (http://www.findingbrokeback.com/Chapter10/_Roped_In_Frame.html)
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 11:21:27 am
"Revolutionaries? That's great, but I wouldn't care even if you were a Repuplican...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 11:27:20 am
O.K. So maybe I don't wanna quit you...maybe I just wanna die

(Guess this is "The Lighter Side?...)
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 11:32:13 am
Jack, thinking: God, how can someone that large be that sweet...
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 11:37:08 am
Ennis, thinking:
Ya gotta walk that lonesome valley
ya gotta walk it by yerself.
Ain't nobody else
C'n walk it for you
You goitta walk
it by yerself...


           Really cheerful frame of mind this morning...
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 11:40:15 am
Ennis, thinking: I'm not sure I c'n walk no more...
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 11:45:33 am
Ennis, thinking: I can't think no more...Jack's in my eyes...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 11:52:46 am
Jake thinking:

Wonder where they found a horse big enough.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 11:56:40 am
Ennis thinking:

Sure had fun in the tent with Jack in that hail storm
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 12:04:31 pm
JPW: Now that I know the "Hey Jack, can you do this?" doesn't have an answer, it's hysterically funny...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 12:07:40 pm
Jack thinking:

Don't matter that I popped Ennis's shirt button, cause they magicly rebutton themselves
.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 12:23:57 pm
Clerk at desk:

Why do these guys act so nervous. Their the third pair of cowboys that checked in since noon! 
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 12:33:21 pm
JPW: That's Great....hee...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 12:46:18 pm
Clerk at hotel:

I mean who would I tell? 90% of my business is from cowboys, most all of 'm live right here in town.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 05:16:54 pm
Ennis thinking:

Damn! Ah just cant stop lookin' at Jack when he look at me like that.
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Post by: Momof2 on September 12, 2006, 05:24:25 pm
" S'alright, s'alright........shhhhh..... damn you Ennis....go ahead and bawl, s'alright....ain't lettin' ya go, hang on to me tight..... stay in my arms as long as ya want....ain't leaving till your ready, it's ok, I ain't going nowhere....shhhh.....s'alright........nobody here but us bud...."

JP,
You never cease to amaze me.  This is one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the movie. 
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 12, 2006, 06:10:16 pm
JP,
   This is one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the movie. 
In the story and earlier screen plays it was written without the final embrace. thankyou Ang!
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 07:04:54 pm
"I've got you."
     "You've got me?? Who's got  you?


           --Superman
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 07:10:28 pm
Also, if it wasn't for Ang (among other things of course--and of course, he left some of my favorite things out as well)--Ennis might just as well have snuck those shirts out under his jaciket. Jack's mother has nothing to do with them in the short story...except, of course, that they hung in her son's closet for 20 years, and she may well have been aware of them.

Altogether, the movie has more romance, and less sex than the short astory...
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 08:29:50 pm
Ennis: Jack Fuckin' Twist!(Heath: I made that one up myself...)
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Post by: twistedude on September 12, 2006, 08:40:17 pm
Ennis..Heath...my HAT!
So what do you need a hat for? I don't have a hat!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 13, 2006, 01:50:10 am
Here are a couple more reruns from 'Fantasy scenes'. WARNING THESE ARE SERIOUS

Jack to himself:
Damn you Ennis,  I wish I could tell you how much ya mean to me, if I could make you understand how much I missed you, even that first summer so long ago lookin' down at our camp from the mountian at Brokeback. When I try I say it, I f**k it up, say things I never ment you to hear, cause you anger and pain, I forget how scared you are and end up hurting you more. Ennis I hope you can forgive me and you will be here in the fall, I'm so afraid you won't, just like I was so afraid you would send me away if I tried see you after Brokeback. If I could only tell you how I cry my eyes out on side of the road every time we part, and wish that I could be in your arms just like up here always. I live for the days I am with you, and if that's all you can give, I'll accept and treasure those few, let it be till next time, maybe then I can say it right.... I love you so much Ennis Del Mar.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 13, 2006, 01:51:27 am
Ennis...Ennis can you hear me? I'm right her beside you bud. I can't ever tell you how much it means that your up here with me in my room. When I was growing up, didn't have no brothers or sisters, no other kids around.. Always had chores after school, no one would come all the way out here to play. The toy rider, the little pickup, nobody's hands on 'm but mine. And now here you are in my room where I lay in my bed at night praying to the Lord to bring me someone so I wouldn't feel so all alone. And he sure answered my prayers bud, that day so many years ago when I first saw you, know 'n  I was a goin' to spend summer with ya, I knew then the Lord gave me Ennis Del Mar, you are  my very best friend, been everything to me, became a man with you that summer. Now don 't ya go worrin' about me always wishin' for what cudd'a' been, I'm save 'n a place for us and we'll be together for always.

Ennis..... could you please look in on my mama from time to time, it been so hard for her, I know you will bud...I know I don't even have' t ask.

One more thing Ennis, if you can hear me, go to the closet, there is something of both of ours together there, you'll know when you see it, take it keep it close, it'll help you through until were together again. I...I love you so very much Ennis.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 03:01:03 am
Jack, thinking: Well, now that we've established that neither of us is queer, I wonder how long it's gonna take to get through supper...so I can work on changing our minds some more...
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 03:07:33 am
Ennis, thinking: If I open my eyes, my head's gonna hurt worse, and I'm sure not gonna like that, and then I'll be awake, and I'm gonna start rememberin' last night, which on top of the headache....is too miuch to ask a me right now.
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 03:13:48 am
Jack: Black family from the Depression..says...1937
Ennis: They look pretty cheerful--look-- you can see clean through the house--out the back window.
Jack: Kids are grinnin'...
Ennis: Guess all you really need to be happy are some brothers and sisters...or friends.
Jack: yeah...Friend (drapes his arm over Ennis's shoulder).
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 03:27:02 am
Jack, thinking: Poeple who take care of animals deserve to be taken care of themselves...boy, would that be a pleasure and a half...
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 04:01:26 am
Ennis: My kids are O.K. Gotta give 'em that. Wonder how me'n Alma got such O.K. kids...
Jack: Ennis--how come you named the first one "Alma. Jr."?
Ennis: Well, what was i s'posed to name her, "Ennis, Jr.?"
Jack: it's just that...most
"juniors" are boys...
Ennis: Really? I didn't notice that. She's gonna be a looker, though, even if I gave her a dumb name.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 13, 2006, 12:43:55 pm
Ennis thinking:

1,000 sure is a lot.
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 02:20:53 pm
Bobby, thinking: I sure hate eatin' this stuff, but it's a real treat hearin' dad call granddad names...
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 02:25:40 pm
I posted thiis post on the Vintage Baseball Card Form, and got 40 reponses Click on limk below to see what some basebalpl card nerds thougyht of it][/b]
http://www.network54.com/Forum/153652/thread/1158293297/last-1158560954/BetterMost+meets+VBBCF--posted+this+here+Keefe... (http://www.network54.com/Forum/153652/thread/1158293297/last-1158560954/BetterMost+meets+VBBCF--posted+this+here+Keefe...)


Ennis: What's this--picture in your wallet?
Jack: Oh that thing--I got it from my pa--said he got it from his pa...I duuno. Pretty, ain't he?
Ennis: Yeah. Jack, this isn't a photograph; it's a painting, or somethin'. You can see the layers a paint. Bet it's a hundred years old...
Jack: Yeah, maybe. I just kept it cause it's pretty. Like a--movie star, er somethin' Probably ought to throw it away...
Ennis: 'Keefe...' never heard a that one...wonder if it's worth anythin?
Jack: naw...think my pa'd give me somethin worth somethin?
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Post by: twistedude on September 13, 2006, 08:33:08 pm
"Sitting Still"--AU

Ennis: (has a really old song going around in his head, but it's chauvenistic words and neat tune have never--even now--gone out of favor, and you can still hear it in jukeboxes. He has NO intention of singng it; he has NO intention of saying the words. It is just in his head.

You can dance, you can dance all night neath the pale moonlight
go and have your fun. Laugh and sing,
But while we're apart, don't give your heart to anyone
And don't forget who's takin' you home, and in whose arms you gonna be,
So darlin,' save the last dance for me.


Jack: Penny for your thoughts, Friend.
Ennis: Nothin'...I just had this dumb old song goin' around in my head...bout dancin' (laughs) I can't dance to save my life...
Jack: (smiles old smile to go with old song) Ain't it funny how you can take a really dumb song and put it together with thge right person, and it gets GREAT?
Ennis (still afraid Jack will ask him to SING the song, which he's not about to do)
Yeah. It is.
Jack: So, Ennis?
Ennis: What?
Jack: Save the last dance for me?
Ennis: shit....Jack Fuckin' Twist...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 14, 2006, 12:36:55 pm
Ennis thinking:

Ah use ta ride on this ridge to Brokeback, they musta moved it.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 14, 2006, 01:21:44 pm
Ennis thinking:

Betcha Jack has the same problem with women folk not leaving him alone, handsome as ah mug as he got. That's why he's seeing that ranchers wife. Hope he don't get himself shot
.
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Post by: twistedude on September 14, 2006, 04:35:45 pm
Jake: I will not giggle this time; I will not giggle this time; I will not giggle this time...

(he giggled 11 times in a row...)
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 14, 2006, 04:56:56 pm
Course I want ya to come with me. Just cause I said in the trailer "Now that were gonna be workin' together, it's about time we started drinkin' together" but not in the film doesn't mean I don't want ya to come.
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Post by: twistedude on September 14, 2006, 07:14:23 pm



On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
--Kenny Rogers
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Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 11:46:17 am
Jack, loudly:Whadaya mean, L.D.--'Boys should watch football. You want your son to grow up to be a man, don't you, daughter?" Football is a horrible game, and I wouldn't watch it if I was straight! So sit drown, you old sonofabitch, before I kick your ignorant ass into next week!
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Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 11:58:49 am
Lureen, thinking: I think that was a touchdown, Jack...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 12:36:18 pm
Ang: No Heath ya can't be in this Scene!

Heath: But I was thinking if Ennis came back to have sneak at his mate.

Ang: No!

Heath: Can't I at least watch?

Ang: No! Jake gets all......flustered
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 12:42:02 pm
Jack:
Ennis ya keep fadin' in and out on me!

Ennis:
Yer doin' it too!
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Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 12:51:48 pm
JPW: Actually, Jake was originally supposed to play the SNIT naked, with a towel over his lap, but everyone BUT Jake got so nervous, they had to change the plan and put him in pants. I believe the 'Story to Screenplay"==the newest one--still says "Jack, naked"

ain't photoshop grand?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 01:00:16 pm
Ang:Heath it's ok Jake had to leave for two weeks for a promotion tour, he'll be back to finish shooting.You can stop bawlling

Heath: Not just sayin' that are you...... Won't have Jack killed now and ...... Jake be gone for good whould ya?

Ang: He'll be back I promise, only two weeks.

Heath:Two weeks!!! Be without me mate for two weeks!

Ang: Look. If I put TS3 in like you wanted will you stop cryiing?

Heath: ....Al...Alright.
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 01:05:38 pm
LOL....

Hope you've read our TS3....http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523)

Sorry its all quotes.. we had other stuff goin' on in the PT as well.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 01:20:38 pm
Jake: But don't I still get to run out of the truck with Heath till we Jump?

Ang: No you double can do it. It's a far away shot.

Jake: But I wanted to see...I mean shouldn't I be the one leaving the truck?

Ang: No it won't matter, you can't tell it's not you from the camera angle.

Jake: But Ang why should he get to....see....?

Ang: Your double will be fine.

Jake: How deep did you say that river was again?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 01:22:33 pm
JPW: Actually, Jake was originally supposed to play the SNIT naked, with a towel over his lap, but everyone BUT Jake got so nervous, they had to change the plan and put him in pants. I believe the 'Story to Screenplay"==the newest one--still says "Jack, naked"
TD
Yes I have a copy of it. Still one of the most memorable scenes ever!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 01:23:15 pm
LOL....

Hope you've read our TS3....http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523)

Sorry its all quotes.. we had other stuff goin' on in the PT as well.
EXCELLENT!!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 01:30:04 pm
Jake: Wouldn't this scene be more realistic if Heath and I were both naked?

Ang: Not when it's supposed to be 35 degrees outside!

Jake: But we have an fire and....

Ang: NO!
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Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 01:35:09 pm
Daniel: Please fill me in. Everyone knows the both fanfiction.net and LiveJournqal publish some of the4 most graphic sex to be seen anywhere---no matter how much they say they don't. But there is never any on this board; is that a rule?

Except in special threads...where you can seer obscene pictures that have been mocked up from 3 different people...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 01:41:19 pm
JPW: you have FILM FOOTAGE of Jake naked? How do you rate? (Sniff...)

Do you also have Earl's boots--Jack's face? (not to change the subject...shudder...)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 01:44:54 pm
JPW: you have FILM FOOTAGE of Jake naked? How do you rate? (Sniff...)

Do you also have Earl's boots--Jack's face? (not to change the subject...shudder...)
Sorry. I meant that I have a copy of "BB Story to Screenplay".
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 02:16:29 pm
Oh. Oh well, there's always fanfiction.net and LiveJournal: Dreaming, Lead me to Your Door, Conjugating Jake, anything by Belgianboy, A Love Born of Steel, Through the Veil of Time...The laramie Saga.. Human Int3erest, Two crows Joy (I'd KILL for that title...) It's  a wonder my computer screen doesn't melt. And that's tyhe trut'

I've recently written 4 stories with , like, no sex in them--and guess what? very few people read them! Now why do you suppose that is, Jack?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 02:21:55 pm
Oh. Oh well, there's always fanfiction.net and LiveJournal: Dreaming, Lead me to Your Door, Conjugating Jake, anything by Belgianboy, A Love Born of Steel, Through the Veil of Time...The laramie Saga.. Human Int3erest, Two crows Joy (I'd KILL for that title...) It's  a wonder my computer screen doesn't melt. And that's tyhe trut'

I've recently written 4 stories with , like, no sex in them--and guess what? very few people read them! Now why do you suppose that is, Jack?

The ones I have written don't really either, just between the lines and between the scenes. I do have a small but loyal following.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 15, 2006, 05:24:38 pm
Ennis thinking: that Jack sure isn't hard ta look at. 'Specially those hind quarters of his.
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Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 10:23:47 pm
jake: Anyone..have a spare nose?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:37:45 pm
Here are some reruns frome "Fantasy"


Ennis to Jack: "Um Jack, ever hear of 'Weight Watchers'? Ah...I was just thinking...Look here I just found this flier in my pack, don't know how it got there, musta' flew in or somethin', Here why don't you.....
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:38:55 pm
Ennis thinking to himself:
Thought Jack was goin' to punch me when I said 'Weight Watchers'. Don't he ever look in the mirror? And why hasn't he taken off that hat of his? Sure hope he ain't be goin' bald. What'll I do then?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:44:08 pm
Ennis thinking: Ah guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention the gym membership
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:46:39 pm
Ennis thinking:

Even when he's fat and mad, Jack's still the prettiest man I know.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:48:30 pm
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, I didn't mean what I said about weight watchers and not lettin' ya ride my horses anymore.  Tell ya what, Joe Agguire boards his horse at the ranch fer awhile now. Me 'n him's friendly enough now he'll let me borrow his fer next time.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:49:28 pm
Ennis:

Jack, I'm sorry I didn't mean ta hurt ya feelings none when I said your stomach made a good pillow. Didn't usta' though.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 08:50:20 pm
Ennis thinking:

Ever' thing I say ta Jack 'bout loosin' weight just get him madder. Just tryin' ta help when I said that 'bout gettin' Agguires horse fer next time. Told Jack Agguire's not that much fatter than he was in '63, and that really did it! And this whole trip Jack never takes his hat off, only after I'm asleep, better not be a goin' bald too! Hear theys doin' hair transplants, mebe by next time I can go ta the library read up on that, let Jack know, won't be so touchy if ya can fix that.


This series starts on page 49.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 09:07:35 pm
Ennis thinking:

 Snow! An Ah thought Ah was cold cause Jack wasn't here.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 09:11:30 pm
Ennis:
Come on Jack, tent gotta look good fer FNIT and SNIT, ain't foolin'
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 16, 2006, 09:33:39 pm
Ang: Jake! Wake up!

Jake: Sorry Ang. Me an Heath were....rehearsing for the tent scene all last night.

Ang: But we already shot both scenes!

Jake: But I thought....uh...we thought it would be better for the characters if....we...uh....

Ang: Jake!!!
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Post by: twistedude on September 17, 2006, 01:15:05 am
jack, thinking: Well, it could be worse--he could have put his boot right in the center of my ass..

(Besides, I wanted to try out my new tagline)
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Post by: twistedude on September 17, 2006, 03:03:51 am
Jake, thinking: hey--it works!...and how...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 17, 2006, 05:06:51 am
RThat'll teach ya t love me, Jack Twist!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 17, 2006, 01:11:55 pm
Ennis: You ever get the feelinn', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks ast you suspicious, like heknows. And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, like and maybe  they all know too?
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Post by: twistedude on September 18, 2006, 10:29:22 am
Jack, thinking; "Put the breaks on?"  That sounds like a really dumb idea! I mean, why start to have sex if you're not going to finish having sex?

Jeez. Tits...I woder if maybe tits aren' t the same all over. Oh well, later for that...God, is she in a hurry!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 18, 2006, 11:47:34 am
Ang:
Jake!!! What are you doing with those binoculars looking at Heath and Shane!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 18, 2006, 01:45:54 pm
Jake thinking:
Sure is easy to fall in love with four stunt doubles that look just like me.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 19, 2006, 09:56:44 am
Jake, looking at finished product: That's my favorite costume, too, but that's the only time they let me wear it..
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 19, 2006, 10:17:32 am
Please take the tme to read JP Waggoneer's long caps on page 76...they're both very moving. WELL, THEY'RE ON 76 TODAY; GOD KNOWS WHERE THEY'LL BE TOMORROW>
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 19, 2006, 11:01:49 am
Jack thinking to himself:

Warmer out, maybe I can get Ennis to take swim down stream a bit where there's a pool, lay on the rocks, soak up some sun. Wonder if he can swim? I sure can teach 'm. Waters still cold 'n maybe that's good. Wonder if 'n he go. I 'll ask, just not yet.


A few reruns from "Fantasy"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 19, 2006, 11:02:34 am
Ennis thinking:
Sure miss being around that Jack fella when he's up there with the sheep, never thought I'd mind being alone down here. We sure have a good time around the campfire, him tellin' stories about rodeon', eatin' our meals. These mountians sure make a man feel peaceful.  Mebe tomorrow I can clean up early n' hitch up the mules and ride up there a spell.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 19, 2006, 11:11:57 am
WARNING! THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS!

Jack...Jack I'm so sorry your gonna be endin' up here. All I ever wanted was to protect ya, not let anyone hurt ya. I wish I cudda been there to stop 'm, would have tore apart with my bare hands Jack. Jack there was nothing I ever wished for more than to just be with you, felt so bad it just couldn't be. Never wanted to leave Brokeback, stayed there fer ever iffin' we could. I miss'n you so much Jack.....Jack your the very best friend I ever had.

Ennis....Ennis s'alright can ya hear me? I know Ennis...I know it all. I know what you felt from the day we met, I see how you looked at me when I was asleep, I see you at camp lookin' up fer me when I was up with the sheep. I know you only meant to keep us safe, I know how you heart broke to say it couldn't be, I see you at the side of the road with tears in your eyes whenever we parted, I see the joy in your face when we'd meet again, I see the grief you feel now. Ennis...s'alright you have the shirts, the rest don't matter, hold them close...and remember.... . I love you so very much. Ennis...Ennis look quick, see the horse and rider way out on the prairie? That's me on ol 'Cigar Butt' always be a' watch'n over you cowboy, never let happen to you what did to me, I'm so so sorry Ennis. Ennis I will always be in you heart, you see me in your dreams and after you take you last breath we'll be together again, always.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 19, 2006, 11:14:11 am
Ennis to Jack:
Jack I been missin' you so bad, can't tell you how much. Can't believe I'm never gonna see you again, big smile o' yours, feel your arms 'round mine. I know now how you felt keep'n these shirts together so long, means so much. Jack I'm so sorry I hurt you, never meant you no harm, always sending you away, please if you can forgive me Jack. Jack ....Jack I wish I see you just once more ,so I could tell you... Jack, I swear... I love you so very much.

Ennis...Ennis s'alright...s'alright, right here beside you bud, won't ever leave. You said it to me evey minute we spent together, your big wide smile, the look in you eyes when you looked in mine, I saw you heart breaking whever we parted. You gave me so much Ennis, I thank the Lord for all the best days of my life spent with you, no man deserves the joy I felt with you, least ways not me. I'm sorry I said  you didn't want a life together, I know that was what you wished for most.  I will always be in you heart Ennis, sometimes I be in your dreams, sometimes I'll hold you when you sleep.. When your time comes still many years from now, I'll be there to greet you with my arms around you tight and we'll be together just like it was ,always.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 19, 2006, 11:26:49 am
 LESS SAD, SAFE TO READ

Dreams

Ennis's: Glad ya stayed fer a swim Ennis?

Sure am Jack, sun sure feels good, warm on these rocks.

Don't it though.

Guess I otta head up fer the sheep now, been here way to long already.

Alright then, Ennis you gonna...you know...wa...ya got....

Nah...it's alright, 'sides waters to cold. You?

Me neither.

Gotta get.

Ennis , ya mind...ya mind if I hitch up the mules and ride up awhile?

Not a bit.


Jacks:
Sleeping on yer feet like a horse.

Mmmm......

Hmmmm...hmmmmmm...mmmmm...My mama used to sing that to me
Hmmmmm......
I gotta go....Jack....

Mmm..

Jack...I...I love you...Jack.

I...I love you to Ennis.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 19, 2006, 11:47:21 am
Ang: Jake you hafta wear pants.

Jake: But were suppose to be....

Ang: Were not shooting anything below the elbows.

Jake: But...Heath doesn't hafta wear pants dies he?

Ang: Yes he does!

Jake: But I won't get to see his.....Sh..t!
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Post by: twistedude on September 19, 2006, 08:06:53 pm


[Y'know...there oughtta be a LIMIT TO WHAT ANY ONE MAN SHOUOLD HAve to put up with,...why the fuck did he send the dumb card to begin with? What did he expect me to do?/b]

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Post by: twistedude on September 19, 2006, 09:09:58 pm
ANd WHO could resist this smile?...O.K. I'm going back to bed now,,,
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 20, 2006, 12:37:02 pm
Heath thinking: This had better be a take! If I have to listen to Jake sing one more time...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 20, 2006, 01:50:08 pm
Jack thinking: These ol' blues ought ta get Ennis fer sure.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 20, 2006, 01:55:53 pm
Ang: No Jake you CAN NOT kiss it and make it better!

Jake: But I just thought....

Ang: NO!
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Post by: jasbbm on September 20, 2006, 09:03:43 pm
wow! you guys and gals are good!! :)
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Post by: Brokeback_Dev on September 21, 2006, 01:10:30 pm
I hope you feel better soon!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 21, 2006, 11:13:18 pm
hey, thanks--do feel a little better today.

"Good Morning Starshine" December, 1975*   AU

(Jack is slowly recovering from the body beating that even his body objects to after a while with excess drivng)
Jack: (sings: Good morning starshine
The earth says hello
you twinkle above us
 we twinkle below
...(then he sings the three amazing lines of music, with each nonesense syllable in place:
Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song; good morning starshine--

Ennis: (stops horse): Jack!
Jack (stops horse): Yes?
Ennis: When do you find the time to learn all of that nonesense?
Jack: When...?  During the 28-hours I spent in the truck last month, and the 28 I'll spend in it this month (he doesn't mention the 16-hour Juarez trip)--what do you think I do, memorize the Bible?
Ennis: You listen to songs..on the radsio..and learn 'em.
Jask: well aftera while ya can't help it! I think that one's pretty.

Ennis: It's a Jack-song.
Jack:What's that?
Ennis: pretty, and full of  nonesense. (instead of gettiing mad Jack laughs, and both horses start to walk again. Jack sings really softly, under his breath almost:

Good norning starshine,
the love in your skies
reflecting the sunlight
in my lover's eyes..

Ennis: You singin AGAIN?
Jack: Naw...


* this is the first regeularly planned-for visit after Ennis's divorce.
 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 22, 2006, 02:11:06 pm
Ennis thinking:

So when's FNIT. Been here two weeks already, come on Jack, afraid er whut!.
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Post by: twistedude on September 22, 2006, 06:40:03 pm
Jack, thinking: What's up Ennis? Ya got a secret locked up in there? Want a sliver of Jack to suck on, hmm? (My poor, poor love--he's scared shitless. I wonder how long it's been since lips have touched his with love? Probably not since he was a small boy...)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 22, 2006, 07:05:46 pm
(the last night)
There'll be many more days like these,
days for us to be glad in.
We'll be happy as ever we please
and happier, I imagine
              --very old childrens' record
 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: moremojo on September 22, 2006, 08:51:42 pm
Jack to himself: Been here all day and Ennis didn't say a thing about my new mustache. Grew it just fer him. Didn't even notice it when I laid one on him good. Damn thing itches all to hell.

Ennis to himself: What's with Jack and that mustache of his. Looks like a catapillar crawled up and died under his nose. Handsome face he got, goes a spoil 't, can't even see that mole he got above that mouth of his. Damn thing itches all to hell.

I'm loving them all, but this one really gave me a nice chuckle. I like how it suggests that, even though Ennis isn't at all pleased with his buddy's hirsute experimentation, he still loves him to bits and must still think he's the handsomest fella this side of the Rockies.
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Post by: twistedude on September 23, 2006, 06:49:33 am
VERY STRONG STUFF


 Strange Fruit
Southern trees
bear a strange fruit;
blood on the leaves
and blood at the root
black bodies swaying in the southern breeze:
strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant south
those bulging eyes and that twisted mouth
scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh
and the sudden smell
of burning flesh.

Here is a fruit
for the wind to suck
 for the rain to gather
 for the crow to pluck
for the sun to rot
for the tree to drop:

here is a stange and vicious crop.


       --written by an Italian Jew in Baltiomore for Billie Holliday
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 23, 2006, 12:11:28 pm
Ennis, thinkng: Please, God, just don't let him SAY anything ...I  can't handle it right now.
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Post by: twistedude on September 23, 2006, 12:58:51 pm
Ennis: Pretty high class entertainment if you ask me.
Jack:For what it's worth


(Whoops. wrong scene...notice Jack's finger behind Ennis's right easr)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 23, 2006, 03:36:55 pm
What's funny in the U.S.A. is just a nice photo in Germany?(from libertyangel in the Saarland)--I printed it ion black and white, too; like it better that way.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 24, 2006, 08:31:45 pm
libertyangel sent me this French Jake and asked me to put some words to it. I thought of:

                      "Which side are you on?"

                       
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 24, 2006, 08:36:42 pm
Ennis: Besdes, that sonofabitch is robbin us out of a whole month's pay...it's not right!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 24, 2006, 08:44:25 pm
I..never felt anything like that before...it's like his hand was lovin my face...all the way down to my toes...
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Post by: twistedude on September 24, 2006, 10:17:48 pm
Kiss
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 24, 2006, 10:24:08 pm
Kiss
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 24, 2006, 10:34:18 pm
Kiss..left one out between 1 and 2 of the last set.

Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
    Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,                                     
    And makes me end where I begun


John Donne, 1590s
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Momof2 on September 25, 2006, 11:38:15 am
"yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death,
I shall fear no evil
For I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley"


His mouth is beautiful.  My husband has lips like his.  My mother always told me that the little indention above your lip is where the angles touch you when you are born.  I think they payed extra attention to his mouth. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 25, 2006, 12:30:42 pm
Ang sees Jake sprinting by with a couple of towels:

Ang: JAKE!!!! Just where do you think you are going?

Jake: Ah...just thought I'd go down and help...I meant give these towels to Heath and Shane so they could dry off .

Ang: We have already left towels down there for them with their clothes, just stay here!

Jake: But.

Ang: NOOOOO!!!!

Jake thinking: If I can just sneak down there and steal their clothes.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 25, 2006, 12:45:25 pm
Jack thinking:

Sure hope Ennis like my new purple shirt.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 25, 2006, 12:54:43 pm
Jack thinking:

It's pretty neat how I can leave Childress, drive 14 hours get up here and it still looks like morning even though it's midnite.
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Post by: twistedude on September 25, 2006, 03:39:01 pm
Ang: You know what?
Rodrigo: What?
Ang: I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging--do I sound like I'm bragging?
Rodrigo: (laughs) not yet!
Ang: I have a feeling peiople will remember this film, long after you and Iare dust and ashes.
Rodrigo: Let me know when you start bragging..
(both laugh)


Momof2 (couple pages back--I hope i didn't offernd you with my language--I thought he looked pretty tough (beautiful, but toigh!)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 25, 2006, 03:47:54 pm
Followup on JPW's last:

Jack, thinking: what's even more amazing is after the 14-hour trip from Childress to Riverton, followed IMMEDIATELY by a 16-hour trip from Riverton to Juarez...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 25, 2006, 04:30:40 pm
...it's just turned night...
Jake: and all the time, I never left Calgery!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 25, 2006, 04:38:12 pm
Jack, thinking: Why the Jesus fuck can't I just make it ALL GO AWAY?!
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Post by: Penthesilea on September 25, 2006, 05:14:30 pm
Jack, thinking: Why the Jesus fuck can't I just make it ALL GO AWAY?!

Awww, this was such a sweet one. No: bitter-sweet *sigh*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: JT on September 25, 2006, 11:10:26 pm
Jake thinking:

Wonder where they found a horse big enough.



That's too funny!  I thought of the same thing when I watched the movie.  That horse had to be very strong to support Randy's weight.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 25, 2006, 11:24:20 pm
Ang: No Jake you can't stay in Heaths trailer.

Jake: But was just trying to save you some rental...Can't I?

Ang: NO!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 25, 2006, 11:50:14 pm
Ang: JAKE! Will you quit mooning Heath!!! He got to laughing so hard he fell of his horse!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 25, 2006, 11:55:45 pm
Ang: After the hug you have to stand this far apart.

Jake: But it's so hard to let go of him.

Ang: JAKE!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: JT on September 26, 2006, 12:29:12 am
Ang: JAKE! Will you quit mooning Heath!!! He got to laughing so hard he fell of his horse!

And I laugh so hard I fell off my chair!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 26, 2006, 12:29:11 pm
Heath: Jake your finally back, I missed you so much these two weeks.

Jake: Yeah, you know those publicity tours are hell

Heath: Wish you didn't hav'ta go mate. If you want to, you can sleep in my trailer. Will you Jake?

Jake: All right.

Ang: Are you guys done! This isn't old home week! We got a movie to make!

Jake: All right Ang just missed Heath that's all...

Heath:.....Yeah.....missed my mate.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 26, 2006, 12:36:10 pm
Heath: Jeez..we're spending so much TIME on this scene; ya think anyone will remember it from the movie?
Jake: Na, not sexy enough.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 26, 2006, 01:09:59 pm
Horse, thinking: Well, once they figured out what to do, they didn't waste much time on non-essentials, I'll give 'em that...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 26, 2006, 01:24:39 pm
Ang: NO! Jake you can't kiss the groom! What are you doing here!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 01:47:08 am
Ennis thinking: Puttin' these here numbers on my mail box. 17 don't mean nuttin', just that Ah live in space number 17 in this here trailer park. Some folks get upset thinking everything has to mean somethin'.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 11:28:30 am
That Jack fella sure looks good ah sittin' it the bridge with no shirt on. Hey wait....that's not Jack
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 11:48:05 am
Course I'm havin' a thing goin' with the ranch foreman's wife. Wouldn't a said it if I didn't mean it, just wasn't the one that started it is all. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 12:14:53 pm
Got a blue Ford truck now. Got to many speedin' tickets drivin' up I25 to see Ennis with the red one. I pick this one off the lot, was the one I liked. Don't mean nothin' else.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 12:48:28 pm
Ang: JAKE! Is that you in the closet!

Jake: Um....uh...

Ang: Come on out of there! What were you doing in there!

Jake: I.... just wanted to see...um....
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 02:18:09 pm
Ennis thinking: Just cause I'm orderin' soup don't mean nothin'. Soups fer Jack I'm ah still eatin' beans.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 02:31:00 pm
Jack thinking: They got me sittin' next ta this big dumb blonde haired cowboy tryin' ta pick me up. Folks will think we was carrin' on an all, don't mean that's so.. Not while Ennisis walkin this earth.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 04:00:13 pm
Got me this here brown GMC crew cab pickup. Browns were one if the most popular colors around 1980, I like the color fine, don't mean nothing else. Wish I'd stuck with Ford though, Hafta walk over to each side to fill both gas tanks, what was I thinkin'?
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 27, 2006, 04:03:31 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: These truck posts are cracking me up!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 27, 2006, 04:05:21 pm
Plaisir d'amour ne dure qu'on moment. Chagrin d'amour dure toute la vie

(the joy of love lasts but a moment; the pain of love lasts a lifetime)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 04:07:31 pm
Ennis: Hey Jack, you think they'd ever make a movie 'bout us? Huh?

Jack: Naw, no one could relate...this never happened to nobody else.
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Post by: Daniel on September 27, 2006, 04:09:21 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Hey, I'm relatin' just fine.

**Oops, this ain't the movie set.**
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 04:15:56 pm
Just cause I drive a 1966 Ford F-100 like the red one Jack used ta have don't mean nothin'. The owner of the ranch I worked at let me have it fer workin' a couple of weekends is all. Just happen ta be the same model. 'Sides mine is blue, wouldn't mind if it was red though.
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Post by: twistedude on September 27, 2006, 04:21:10 pm
Jack thinking: he really seems liike a nice guy, and he's good looking too--in a very fuzzy way...it's not where he's coming from that bothers me-=-it's the taglines "cabin," "fishin'" 'drinkin'"---gee...ouch...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 27, 2006, 04:40:29 pm
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 04:56:59 pm
This here is my GMC truck I just got. Looks just like a Chevy but lot harder ta find. Pickup Jack had was a GMC, don't mean nothin' though, just cause this was the only one Ah could find in Riverton. Must'a asked the guy 20 times if he'd sell ta me, finally did fer $50.00. 
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 05:18:38 pm
Ennis thinking: What just happened?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on September 27, 2006, 05:19:23 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Seriously man, these truck posts are the funniest things I've read this side of the Performance Thread!!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 05:36:43 pm
Ennis thinking: Sure like this truck Jack has, needs ta clean his door handle though.'Bout time Ah get myself a newer truck, mebe next year when Jenny turns 18. Wonder who in Riverton has one like this, course wouldn't mean nothin'.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on September 27, 2006, 05:39:33 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You're KILLING me!! hehehehehehe....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 27, 2006, 05:46:14 pm
Jake: "Hey, Boo."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 05:49:44 pm
Jack thinking: Would give him this here truck if it would just wipe that sorrowful look if his face, don't think he'd take it though.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 06:02:34 pm
Jake thinking: Now which is the clutch and which is the brake and what is it I'm supposed to do with the clutch.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 10:13:23 pm
Ang: NO! You and Heath cannot ride down on the same horse.

Jake: But I just thought for the story, It would make sense that Ennis and Jack would....

Ang: No they would NOT!!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 27, 2006, 10:20:27 pm
Ennis thinking:
Pretty interesting how were sittin' here drinking, then all o' sudden it's the next day an' were ready ta head up with the sheep. Hey...wait a minute where 'd Ah sleep last night?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 11:19:52 am
Ennis thinking:
Mebe she'll go away if Ah tell her I castrated a bull this morning, yeah that otta work.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 11:33:25 am
Of course I wear a dark hat. Always have. Goes with my dark hair. If I had blonde hair I would wear a light colored hat. Don't mean more than that.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 11:46:58 am
Randal thinking: All I want is a weekend of peace and quiet away from LeShaun without her talkin' up a blue streak, fishing with Jack would be a good a reason as any.Some folks think I want more but I don't.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 12:18:32 pm
Jack thinking: Yep...That's my new 1977 Ford F-150. Funny thing is, accordin' to the screen play this is only 1969.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 12:47:15 pm
Ennis thinking: Seems like SNIT was just last night, but it's been nearly six weeks already! Been like this ever day since!
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 01:07:39 pm
Ennis: Huh? "Lookin' for extra zeros, her eyes gettin' smaller and smaller,  like a rabbit tryin to get into a snake hole with a coyote on its tail..".could ya repeat that in English?
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 01:14:39 pm
Jack, thinking: "'to die will be an awfully big adventure...'"*



* Peter and Wendy,  --J.M. Barrie
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 01:19:07 pm
Jake: You mean that's the last take? But I thought we could...I think we need another....

Ang: NO! this was perfect!

Jake: But couldn't we...

Ang: No you did fine.

Jake: But I wanna kiss...

Ang: No!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 01:23:46 pm
Jack, Ennis, thinking (separately, after Thanksgiving Dinner)..."Seems like I coulda made this come out better...but I don't rightly see how"...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 01:47:12 pm
Ennis thinking: Them's there's telephone poles, ever highway in America has 'm. Folks get some strange ideas 'bout 'm being crosses, but just telephone poles like ever where else.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 01:53:02 pm
Ennis thinking: Always windy in Wyoming, it's whut makes Wyoming Wyoming. Most folks like it. Don't mean nothin' though.
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 28, 2006, 01:53:30 pm
Jack thinking: Yep...That's my new 1977 Ford F-150. Funny thing is, accordin' to the screen play this is only 1969.

But does it mean anything, hunh?? ;)
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 01:59:07 pm
But does it mean anything, hunh?? ;)
Not really, just like many period films the vehicles among other things are often incorrect for the time frame. Doesn't detract from BBM at all for me though.
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 28, 2006, 02:00:56 pm
Not really, just like many period films the vehicles among other things are often incorrect for the time frame. Doesn't detract from BBM at all for me though.

It wasn't a serious question  ;). Thanks for the laughs!! ;D
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 02:02:36 pm
Ennis thinking: Wonder who them two fellers are the the Bus counter? Where they is going? Must be two brothers goin' to a family reunion er somethin'
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 02:06:32 pm
Jack, thinking:   November...yeah......
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 02:23:53 pm
 WARNING SERIOUS

Don't want folks ta feel bad fer me none.These here shirts, what they mean, worth more that all the gold on earth. Got ta experice best part of life, more that most folks ever do, I know I did the best I knowed how ta protect it. Keep me goin' fer the rest of ma days even If Ah make it ta 100.

Also run in 'Fantasy Scenes'
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 02:34:45 pm
Er..most of mine are serious...

Only Aguirre's licence plate in 1963 conforms to the law that no Wyoming licence plate can have more than 4 digits, four letters, or a combination of the two adding up to fiour on it (Jack's GMC has 6; the big truck that brings Ennis has 5--and it IS a Wyoming truck.

JPW: in 71 years, I never thouight of the crosses...now I'm stuck with them! Well, if ya can't fix it...
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 02:41:06 pm
Jack (nods): Sure, Mr. Aguirre--it's your trailer...it's your world...for a while.
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 02:45:27 pm
Jack, thinking: gee, we work together liike a well-oiled machine...and ya know wht? That sounds sexy as hell..
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 02:53:04 pm
Jack, thinking: I will kiss him with the kisses of my mouth...(out loud): You from ranch people?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 02:59:08 pm
..make the steam of the dragon's breath.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 03:39:31 pm
Er..most of mine are serious...

 
JPW: in 71 years, I never thouight of the crosses...now I'm stuck with them! Well, if ya can't fix it...
A while back someone said something in a thread about the pole symbiolizing crosses among several other things that I thought were overboard not not in the intent of the film makers, or authors.

As you  know I put the more serious but some times funny stuff in 'Fantasy Scenes' but sometime rerun it here with a warning since it's 'the Lighter Side'.

regards Mark
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 04:09:59 pm
Mark: I wasn't thinking about telephone poles as crosses just  in this  movie, but just that from now on, whenever I see a telephone pole...did you see "Spartacus"? I agree, I don't think the telephone poles have that symbolic value in BBM...

Someone long ago said the shirts are "the outward and visable sign of an inward and spiritual grace." Both Catholics and Protestants use this (originally said by St . Augustine) to mean any sacramnt--(especiaslly Communion)The Catholics mean "it is"; the Protestants, "it was; we remember."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 28, 2006, 05:52:35 pm
Ennis thinking:
 Just tying These knots good an tight so the load be secure. Ain't gonna sit around all day, don't mean nothin', just knots is all.
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 06:24:00 pm
Jack, thinking: Gotta remember what a low startle point he has...
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Post by: twistedude on September 28, 2006, 06:45:30 pm
Going to Slash Bash in Chicago..hope I come back more cheerful! We'll be seeing BBM on a large screen..in a pizza parlor (almost everyone is mainly DaveCullen,--except me).
Pretty picture, and memory of Castro!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 11:31:57 am
This here carving, it's not the same one Ah found in Jack's room. Lotta folks think it is but its not. Did give him this one though, Jack always kept it with him in Childress.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 11:37:32 am
Me an Jack, we wuz messin' with this time machine these little men from this spaceship left. Seems this bridge wasn't built until the 1980's. Made it lot easer crossin' the river, so ever Friday we just set the dial on it ta 1988
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 11:45:22 am
Jack always wore t-shirts, Ah always wore tank shirts. Just in case some folks are not clear on that. When we'd go swimming didn't wear nothin' at all.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 11:52:14 am
Ennis: Hey Jack, ya don't have to be shy with me, huh? Don't hafta face away.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 11:55:10 am
Jack: What wuz ya said 'bout balls the size of apples?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 12:11:44 pm
Yep, that's the J and T bar there across the street. Don't mean nothin', 'specially since ya can't hardly read the sign.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 02:05:48 pm
Lookie  thar! That first cloud is a 'J', the top of the house an 'A. second cloud a 'C' and the trees a 'K'. Jack's watchin' over me, meant fer me ta come an find these shirts, look in on his ma. Don't hav'ta ta worry none Jack lookin out fer me.

also in 'Fantasy Scenes'
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 06:01:23 pm
Lotta folks didn't hear me, but Ah did answer Jack when he asked about supper. Said 'Yep'. Wasn't facin' him, couldn't quite look at him just yet.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 06:08:42 pm
Ennis and Jack thinking: Don't really matter none that the heard got mixed up. Them sheep know their herder, they'll follow him, nothin' ta fret about. Some got scattered from the storm but we'll find 'm.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 06:14:16 pm
Ennis thinking: Ah really like Jack'd harmonica playin', Ah know he does it just fer me. Don't wanna let on that Ah like it.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 06:19:52 pm
Ennis thinking: Whut happened! One minute Ah was up in Signal, next thing Ah know two whole months went by, don't remember nuttin' in between!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 06:31:29 pm
Jake: You mean were not going to do a tent scene up here?

Ang: Do you see a tent?

Jake Well no, but I thought.....

Ang: We had the hotel scene.

Jake: I know...I was just getting warmed up for....

Ang: That was all!

Jake: But don't you see how sad I look?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 07:00:35 pm
Randy Quaid thinking: Their making me drive this piss ant Rambler! Script says I drive a station wagon. Rambler is an old ladies car. Guess everything else up here was rusted.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 07:16:47 pm
Ennis thinking: Guess mebe best not ta go in with that sign on the door
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 09:46:52 pm
Heath: Ang, Jakes doing the 'tongue thing' again! Bloke hynotizes me when he does that!

Ang: JAKE!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 29, 2006, 09:53:05 pm
Damn! Won't get to see Heath for two whole weeks! Guess Ang was pretty smart filming this scene on my way to the airport. Damn publicity tours!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 30, 2006, 11:41:21 am
Ennis thinking: I'm not really humming on this part of the ride, Ah mean can't ya tell by my face? Somethin' producers decided ta ad later Ah guess.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 30, 2006, 12:00:50 pm
Ennis thinking: Ah never tasted anything so good!

Slightly revised from 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on September 30, 2006, 02:16:17 pm
This is my red Ford F-100. don't mean nothin' that it's red, just what they had on the lot in Childress. Paint sure looks faded an beat up fer only bein' a year old. Wheels don't look right neither.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 01, 2006, 11:04:09 pm
I did say 'I love you' ta Jack. Some folks didn't think so but Ah did. Hope Jack could hear me, only time I ever said it. Always did though and he knowed it.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 02:17:14 am
Ennis thinking:
Look at The porkchops on that Jack fella!
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 02, 2006, 08:51:55 am
Ennis thinking:
Look at The porkchops on that Jack fella!


Porkchops?? ???
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 12:00:10 pm
I whispered ta Ennis ' 's alright.... 's alright....'s alright'. Ennis was so scared n' tangeled up inside, had ta let 'm know it was ok, be as gentle with him as I could.. Some folks think I said I'm sorry first  but I didn't. Enis didn't say anything, to much fer him ta speak.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 12:08:22 pm
I also whispered 'c'm here'. Needed ta hold Ennis close, keep 'm from shaking. Not all folks heard it.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 01:02:48 pm
When Ah put the shirt ta my face, all I was doin' wuz makin' sure it wuz clean ta see Jack in,cooler weather usually wear 'm twice for warshing. Didn't mean it wuz Jack's shirt, ever see him in a light colored plaid? Just doin' normal ever day stuff, folk don't hav' ta think it means anything more.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 01:27:27 pm
Folks may think Ah'm poor just cuz Ah live way out here in this old trailer, but Ah'm not. Ah's richer than anyone Ah know, got two beautiful daughters who love me an most of all Ah knew Jack Twist. Got those shirt's one over the other ta remin' me case I ever feel lonesome.
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Post by: JT on October 02, 2006, 04:43:26 pm
Folks may think Ah'm poor just cuz Ah live way out here in the here old trailer, but Ah'm not. Ah's richer than anyone Ah know, got two beautiful daughters who love me an most of all Ah knew Jack Twist. Got those shirt's one over the other ta remin' me case I ever feel lonesome.

Very true.  Having a lot of money doesn't necessarily make one rich.  I think Jack and Ennis were most rich when they were up in the mountains together.  IMOP I think being with people you love most is what makes you rich.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 09:42:29 pm
Most folks think it would bother me comin' here fer thanksgivin', me bein divorced from Alma 'n all. Don't matter at all, Get ta be here with my girls in their home, have a nice meal. Been over here lot's of holidays, always at Christmas. Me an Alma's still related, we have the same kids. Monroe always been ok ta me.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 02, 2006, 10:43:47 pm
That's me lit up with my 10,000 watt smile. Happened whenever I saw Jack. Don't think any one wudda  noticed though.
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Post by: JT on October 02, 2006, 11:11:09 pm
That's me lit up with my 10,000 watt smile. Happened whenever I saw Jack. Don't think any one wudda  noticed though.

Only Jack can induce that much wattage out of Ennis.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 03, 2006, 11:07:05 am
Jack's wattage
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 03, 2006, 11:09:18 am
Jack thinking: Wonder if Ennis knows CPR? If I do my rodeo dance, then trip and act like I knocked myself out mabe he'll...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 03, 2006, 12:17:50 pm
Some folks think Jack and me went back ta Brokeback evey time we got together, but we never went back, no once.  Ah mean we would have stayed at the same campsite that we did back in 1963. We went ta the Big Horns or the mountians in northwest Wyoming, but never Brokeback. We wuz close, you can see it in the distance behind Jack in this here photo at Pine Creek but we wuz never actually on the mountian again.
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Post by: JT on October 03, 2006, 12:33:14 pm
Jack thinking: Wonder if Ennis knows CPR? If I do my rodeo dance, then trip and act like I knocked myself out mabe he'll...

That's cute.  Don't know if Ennis know CPR, but I do.  Most of us don't mind doing CPR on you, Jack.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 03, 2006, 02:08:06 pm
That old pickup in the lot. Used ta be lite blue, someone did a lot of bodywork on it, covering it with red primer gettin' ready ta paint it I guess. So some of it's red and some blue, don't mean nothin' else.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 03, 2006, 02:12:45 pm
Jack thinking:
That fella over there just thinks I'm shavin', but I'm really checkin' him out. Sure ain't hard ta look at, bet he don't even know it neither.
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Post by: twistedude on October 03, 2006, 09:52:29 pm
The love that doesn't wanna say its name.
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Post by: twistedude on October 03, 2006, 11:17:35 pm
Lureen, to Ennis: About Jack: was it as good for you as it was for me?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 04, 2006, 01:16:54 am
Some folks think this was the only time I was wearin'a bandana just so I could take care of Ennis, but it wasn't. I was wearin' one when we came down from the mountain.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 04, 2006, 01:22:30 am
Jack thinking: Oooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee....Got Ennis in some horse play!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 12:35:15 am
Jake: So Heath...um....Ang said we should spend tonite in the tent...ok?

Heath: What?

Jake: Said you and I should sleep in the tent...um ...be good for the characters.

Heath: He said that?....your sure.

Jake: Sure I'm sure....so let's...

Heath: ANG!!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 12:52:05 am
So Jack what this FNIT ya keep bringin' up?
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Post by: twistedude on October 05, 2006, 01:45:16 am
Sonny and Ennis, thinking: How can I have done so much wrong, when there is no me? Why can't I just disappear?
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Post by: twistedude on October 05, 2006, 02:01:39 am
"There are some things which can never be divided...the Civil War was not the first time the princiiples of our story had come together, nor would itbe the last...the memory does linger like grave markers within the soil and the roots of the meeting of two souls which, when brought together at last restore balance in the universe, and, for a little while, all's right in the world."--B73, "Mason Dixon"
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Post by: twistedude on October 05, 2006, 02:07:34 am
Jack, thinking: Down there, all the parts and the whole of me  would be warm
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Post by: twistedude on October 05, 2006, 02:14:43 am
Jack, thinking: Must be my birthday, and I forgot...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 12:06:04 pm
Ennis: Ah...hey Jack, there's still lot'sa hot water ya need ta warsh up?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 02:36:26 pm
Ennis thinking: Sure are a lotta dogs in Signal.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 02:46:43 pm
Truck: GGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrr.........GGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........GGGGGGGrrrrrr

Heath: Jake! Ya gotta push the clutch in if you are gonna downshift!

Jake: The what?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 05:52:41 pm
Jack: Ennis, you mean you don't wanna ride in my truck cuz of the gold vinyl upholstery job I had done in Tijuanna?

Ennis: It does make your truck look tacky Jack.
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Post by: twistedude on October 05, 2006, 08:04:50 pm
We got some real nice pins at the Chicago Slash Bash
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 06, 2006, 08:36:17 am
"There are some things which can never be divided...the Civil War was not the first time the princiiples of our story had come together, nor would itbe the last...the memory does linger like grave markers within the soil and the roots of the meeting of two souls which, when brought together at last restore balance in the universe, and, for a little while, all's right in the world."--B73, "Mason Dixon"

That is just lovely...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 10:49:40 am
Ennis thinking:
Funny thing 'bout that pickup in that field, GMC came out with that grille on 1962 so can't be more 'n a year old
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 11:08:51 am
Signal is a pretty big city, got buildin's right next to another.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 11:32:45 am
When we wuz up here on the second grazin' spot fer teh sheep Jack said somethin 'bout settin ' up camp. Must folks couldn't hear it and wasn't important ta our story. Said an did lotta stuff no one saw, we wuz there more 'n three months, folks only saw what happen'd fer parts of mebe ten days.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 12:17:54 pm
Jack thinking:
You would think a guy that got dressed in funny clothes, makeup, big shoes would...
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Post by: twistedude on October 06, 2006, 01:13:57 pm
Jack: Has a kind of...permanence about it, huh?
Ennis: Yeah it does.
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Post by: twistedude on October 06, 2006, 01:42:47 pm
Jack, thinking, as Ennis looks down so his hat brim obscures his face: All right. BE that way. We're going to have a whole summer on that mountain together, and I'm gonna see...a whole lot of you, Gorgeous./b]
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 02:10:27 pm
Heath: I missed you so much Jake, two whole weeks!

Jake: I know bud, couldn't wait to get back here.

Ang: Ok guys you can let go now.

Jake and Heath: We just missed eachother.

Ang: But you have been back since yesterday Jake! Jake...Heath......Jake. Alright! Just unlock yourselves by 8:00 tomorrow morning and be on the set!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:45:55 pm
Jack thinking:

Sure f***ked that up. Shunda played so rough with Ennis today, gotta remember he's skiddish. What'll I do now?


A couple of reruns from Fanrasy Scenes
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:47:46 pm
God to Jack:

See that fellow of there? He's the answer to your prayes, all those times you prayed on your knees in your room so you would feel all alone, he belongs to you Jack. He's skittish and scard so be gentle with him, don't ever hurt him. Remember you belong to him too.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:48:51 pm
Ennis thinking:
If Ah get drunk on this wisky mebe Jack 'll invite me to sleep in the tent.

Jack thinking:
If Ennis gets drunk mebe I can get him ta stay in the tent with me
.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:50:14 pm
Ennis and his Wearever corduroy jacket.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:51:37 pm
Ennis: Ah sure look cool next to my GMC truck like the one Jack has.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:54:12 pm
Jack thinking:

'S alright Ennis. Just cause were a leavin' early don't mean nothing. Think I'm ah ever gonna let ya go? What we were together on this mountain will always be, nut'in' we can do will ever change that.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 06, 2006, 03:55:35 pm
Ennis:

This is whats its all about Jack, just us, the mountains, nuttin' else matters. Been missing this.

Jack:

You bet Ennis...you bet.
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Post by: twistedude on October 07, 2006, 02:53:43 pm
TWO GIRLS ON TOP OF A VW VAN:

"Hell, NO, Jack didn't have sex with anyone but Ennis between 1967 and 1975!"
"Course he did--he was a real horny bastard--like you!"
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Post by: twistedude on October 07, 2006, 03:32:19 pm
Alma, Jr. thinking: Cassie's a sweet gitl...What? I'm supposed to say to her--Dad doesn't like girls...I can't do that. Even if I've known it since 1975...
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Post by: twistedude on October 07, 2006, 03:45:32 pm
Ennis, (outloud):..get you killed, if I should come to know them..." (thinking): Wh-where does all this rage come from? Guess it's not being able to say to him: you're mine, and nobody elses...so I gotta be so fuckin' jealous...SHIT! Just makes me madder!
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Post by: twistedude on October 07, 2006, 09:51:02 pm
Hot damn. Hot DAMN. HOT DAMN!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 11:38:11 pm
This is a picture of me an Jack, we wuz 'bout 25 then. All that happend wuz these college folks van run of the road inta the creek an me an Jack helped 'm get out, wuzn't nothin'. They wuz gonna use it in the film but I know Jack wouldn't want them to, Didn't make any difference in our story.
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Post by: JT on October 07, 2006, 11:56:55 pm
This is a picture of me an Jack, we wuz 'bout 25 then. All that happend wuz these college folks van run of the road inta the creek an me an Jack helped 'm get out, wuzn't nothin'. They wuz gonan use it in the film but I know Jack wouldn't want them to, Didn't make any difference in our story.

This is too funny.  Thought they were hippies.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:00:03 am
This is too funny.  Thought they were hippies.
Yes from what I read they were, but thought I would have Ennis call them college folks since many were both.
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Post by: JT on October 08, 2006, 12:02:31 am
Yes from what I read they were, but thought I would have Ennis call them college folks since many were both.

LOL   :laugh:
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:05:21 pm
Gotta a mailbox here right next ta my trailer now. Don't 'specially wanna go ta the post office no more
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:09:26 pm
Some folks think that we lookin' tired 'n settled in the photo but were not. I there just gazin' at Jack gettin' a eyefull of 'm. No place else ah'd wanna be, same with Jack, never thought nothin' of drivin' all day 'n part of the nite just ta see me.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:24:10 pm
Ang: Heath, Shane! You guys want to make sure the emergency brake is set and the truck in gear this time!

Heath: Sorry Ang I'll make sure he...just was so excited to get my....

Ang: Do you know how hard it was to find another 1965 or 1966 Ford truck with no rust up here in Alberta?

Heath and Shane: We're sorry Ang
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:31:44 pm
Ennis thinking: Wonder if Ah say somethin'  'bout balls the size of apples Jack would get the hint. Mebe, 'specially if Ah Warsh up after.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:51:24 pm
Ennis thinking: That train goin' by earlier didn't have a caboose like it should, but that fella there sure does!
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Post by: twistedude on October 09, 2006, 12:49:39 am
(THE PHOTO BELOW IS OF THE MURAL IN THE RIVERTON, P.O. POST OFFICE, IT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1942.
"Jesus, Ennis--that looks like you 'n me!"
"I know. Sort a build the same, same clothes...I asked the lady how long it'd been there. She said 1942!"
Jack laughs.  "Where was YOU on 1942?"
"In my mamma's belly, same 's you."
Both laugh.
"Ya know what I think, Ennis?"
"No, but I got a feelion' I'm about t' find out."
"I think..that's a different me 'n you., from a long time asgo."
Ennis gives him a fishy stare., "Yeah...sure, Jack."
"Well, ya gotta spread the wealth around a little, ya know..." Jack puts his hand on Ennis's shoulder.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 09, 2006, 01:02:35 am
(THE PHOTO BELOW IS OF THE MURAL IN THE RIVERTON, P.O. POST OFFICE, IT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1942.
"Jesus, Ennis--that looks like you 'n me!"
"I know. Sort a build the same, same clothes...I asked the lady how long it'd been there. She said 1942!"
Jack laughs.  "Where was YOU on 1942?"
"In my mamma's belly, same 's you."
Both laugh.
"Ya know what I think, Ennis?"
"No, but I got a feelion' I'm about t' find out."
"I think..that's a different me 'n you., from a long time asgo."
Ennis gives him a fishy stare., "Yeah...sure, Jack."
"Well, ya gotta spread the wealth around a little, ya know..." Jack puts his hand on Ennis's shoulder.

Like this one, seen the photo in another post somewhere, didn't know it was from 1942.
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Post by: Momof2 on October 09, 2006, 01:30:26 pm
Ennis, (outloud):..get you killed, if I should come to know them..." (thinking): Wh-where does all this rage come from? Guess it's not being able to say to him: you're mine, and nobody elses...so I gotta be so fuckin' jealous...SHIT! Just makes me madder!

This picture is so sad.  So many feelings.  He looks so old to me and extremely mad.  Mad because he loves Jake and can not admit it and be with him.  I would be mad to.  They were each others and he did not want to share "that" part of him. 
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 09, 2006, 02:17:06 pm
Ang: What are you doing? In this scene you just met, there is NO kissing, nothing more that a handshake.

Jake: Sorry Ang. we were just all warmed up from filming those scenes first.

Heath looks down: Sorry Ang.

Jake: Can't we?

Ang: NO!

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Post by: twistedude on October 09, 2006, 04:48:57 pm
Jake: guess we did a pretty good job, huh?
Heath: Yup.
Jake: stop saying that!
Heath: Sorry. Yes, we did.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 10, 2006, 12:15:47 pm
They wuz gonna put in the film 'bout what me an this old man in Signal talked on when Ah got off the truck. Didn't matter none ta the story so they left it out.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 10, 2006, 12:35:16 pm
Me an Jack really did fish on a lot of our campin' trips, some folks think we didn't. Ah mean the fish were right there in the creek all had ta do wuz set the pole up, nothin' tasts better 'n fresh fish, why would Ah come outta the truck with all that gear if we didn't fish? Just wuzn't what we did most 'n didn't fish on every trip.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 10, 2006, 12:39:33 pm
Ennis thinking while still half asleep:

Sure is warm and cozy next ta Jack here in the tent so big and strong 'n warm. Stayed right here next ta me...and he let me....let me have the most private ways with 'm. Lookin' at 'm sleepin' so peaceful like, not snorrin' like a buz saw like K.E., never got no sleep next ta 'm, just breathin' slow an easy. Not hard ta look at neither, ears, dark hair 'n all, smell good too. Sure could get use ta this, 'specially when its cold.




From 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 10, 2006, 03:40:05 pm
Ennis thinking: Gotta be careful, if Ah don't watch out Ah'l use up all my words way into next year.
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Post by: RebelWithASmile on October 10, 2006, 05:30:25 pm
Ennis thinking: Gotta be careful, if Ah don't watch out Ah'l use up all my words way into next year.

 :laugh:

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Post by: twistedude on October 11, 2006, 12:38:54 am
yeah, Mark, love that last one...
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Post by: moremojo on October 11, 2006, 10:50:47 am
Mark, that image of Ennis in your latest post here really, really captivates me. Words ain't bad, either! ;)
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 11:36:58 am
They wuzn't gonna film any of what happened next, wuzn't in the book. Kinda had to though, if they didn't folks might not understand why me an Jack met up often as we could fer the next 20 years.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 01:22:31 pm
I remember me an Jack went to this bar in Signal right after we left Agguires trailer. Wuzn't open that early in the day, before ten AM but they let us in anyway. Don't remember much 'bout what else happened till the next day.
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Post by: twistedude on October 12, 2006, 12:31:31 am
If you see St. Annie, please tell her, thanks a lot.
I cannot move and my fingers, they are all in a knot.
I haven't got the strength to get up and take another shot
And my best friend the doctor won't even say what I've got.
--Bob Dylan, "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"
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Post by: twistedude on October 12, 2006, 12:47:29 am
Ang, thinking; this probably shows some prejudice on my part, but I do believe Jake is the the most beautiful, sweetest white boy I ever encountered...
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Post by: twistedude on October 12, 2006, 01:17:04 am
Jack, thinking: Y'know, after 20 years, if I wasn't the most patient man ever born, I might get a little ticked off when you give me that fishy stare when I say "Tell you what...the truth is...sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it..."
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Post by: twistedude on October 12, 2006, 01:22:29 am
Hi Jake....
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Post by: twistedude on October 13, 2006, 02:19:54 am
Ennis, thinking: Holy shit! !ook at that woman's back...I must have landed in the wrong century or something..."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 14, 2006, 01:54:52 pm
Ennis thinking:
The world's still out there. Birds, trees, horses, stream, ever thin's just the same as yesterday except...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 14, 2006, 02:27:46 pm
Ennis thinking:
A lot sure goes on up here whenever there is a full moon.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 14, 2006, 04:39:39 pm
Jack thinking:
Four years, one month, nine days, three hours....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 14, 2006, 07:46:58 pm
They wuz gonna film somethin' 'bout Jack givin' me this real fancy gun 'n that I didn't take it. Didn't really happen so I guess that's why they didn't. Wunda minded if he did but kinda hard to explain ta Alma. Jack was always real careful what he said   'round me with money or fancy things, since that time at Brokeback Ah told him Ah didn't need his money...wasn't in the poor house. Never one ta hurt me,
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 14, 2006, 08:13:25 pm
Remember how it goes in the book?
"One thing never changed: the brilliant charge of their infrequent couplings was darkened by the sense of time flying, never enough time, never enough."

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 14, 2006, 08:17:19 pm
Ennis thinking: Hey--I still gotta pee, ya know!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 14, 2006, 08:19:47 pm
"God's in his heaven--
all's right with the world!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 16, 2006, 11:46:49 am
Ang: Jake! What happened? You dropped Heath, your supposed to catch him when he falls.

Jake: Sorry Ang, I was looking at my nails.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 16, 2006, 11:54:41 am
Jack thinking: 'Bout time he sauntered that little ass of his over here.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on October 16, 2006, 11:55:56 am
Ang: Jack! What happened? You dropped heath, your supposed to catch him when he falls.

Jake: Sorry Ang, I was looking at my nails.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *falls off chair*
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 16, 2006, 11:58:22 am
Ennis thinking: That fella they got ta play me sure has a dumb ass smile.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 16, 2006, 12:20:02 pm
Jake thinking: Come on Heath let's show 'm the kiss, it's what I, I mean what they all came here for, come on I'm already here, let's go...
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 16, 2006, 12:27:12 pm
Ennis: Jack it's kinda hard ta take you serious whe ya got a buger hangin' out your nose
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 16, 2006, 01:13:11 pm
Jake: Um...Heath...havin' a big party at my place after, by the jacuzzi, lotsa' food...will you come?

Heath: Um...I don't have my trunks...who's gonna be there?

Jake: Um...well ....Um there'll be me .....and you. I'll make sure there's no women there so you don't need any swim trunks.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Momof2 on October 16, 2006, 02:08:11 pm
Ennis thinking: Hey--I still gotta pee, ya know!"

Or Ennis thinking, Girl what is that contraption you have on and how in the world can you walk with those clod hoppers on.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: RebelWithASmile on October 16, 2006, 06:00:05 pm
Ennis thinking: That fella they got ta play me sure has a dumb ass smile.

I hate that picture, but funny text!!   ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 18, 2006, 12:22:43 pm
Jack: Ya know Ennis if ya save that shirt yer wearin' fer 40 years or so you can sell it on somethin' called Ebay fer a lot of cash.

Ennis: Huh?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 18, 2006, 01:25:15 pm
Jack was always tellin' me how ta wash the dishes. Wudda made me mad if Ah didn't love him so much.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 19, 2006, 12:15:31 am
Jack: Surveillance cameras? I don't see any surveillance cameras...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 19, 2006, 12:21:21 am
Ennis, thinking: What's mine is mine, whether i say so or not.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 19, 2006, 12:25:03 am
Ennis, thinking: 'Non serviam.'
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 19, 2006, 01:23:58 am
Jack, thinking: Holy fuck! I feel liike an atom bomb went off--and I was it...more likie an Ennis bomb...hey Ennis...you still there? Yeah, youy're still there that's good...

(I have found no stills of Ennis's head on Jack's back)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 19, 2006, 11:20:51 am
Branch from tree Jake is sitting on breaks causing him to fall right in front of Heath.

Heath: JAKE!!!! What were you were doing up in that tree!

Jake: .....Um......ummm.....just ummmm watchin' the birds...yeah that's it...I didn't know this was the cliff you and Shane were diving off. How about that?

Heath: Jake!!!

Jake: Heath, you still got your....I mean the doctor didn't take it....what's it like when...

Heath:ANG!!!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Momof2 on October 19, 2006, 05:05:28 pm
I am slow.  Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping.  How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near.  I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else.  That man is too beautiful. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: RebelWithASmile on October 19, 2006, 05:29:52 pm
I am slow.  Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping.  How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near.  I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else.  That man is too beautiful. 

but never forget, there's no one like James Dean ;)

BTW, i love that Surveillance cameras? I don't see any surveillance cameras one. Thats great!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 19, 2006, 07:54:13 pm
Ennis, thinking:...to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand wavin free
silouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands
with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves
let me forget about today until tomorrow

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm goin to
Hey! Mr. Tambourine man,. play a song for me
in the jingle-jangle mornin I'll come followin you.


                                     Bob Dylan, "Mr. Tambourine Man"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 19, 2006, 10:02:55 pm
I am slow.  Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping.  How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near.  I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else.  That man is too beautiful. 
In interviews Jake G. had said he did want to risk a broken leg ( only ten feet of water ) because he had just found out that he had gotten the role in 'Jarhead'.  I just picked the name of one of the four of Jakes's doubles. if you look this guy has a t-shirt tan and lighter hair.This is Heath though.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 20, 2006, 02:17:07 am
I'll give him a few minutes. Something will probably occur to him,
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on October 20, 2006, 07:18:02 am
I'll give him a few minutes. Something will probably occur to him,

This one is hilarious!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 20, 2006, 12:52:31 pm
Glad you like it!

 Julie

What is it Hamlet says about man? "In his nakedness, he appears but a man."  Well, it's true---all men, and then all women, have basically the same exterior equipment.

I've heard the story about how that photo "got loose," but I've forgotten it---do you know, Mark?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 20, 2006, 02:14:20 pm
I am slow.  Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping.  How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near.  I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else.  That man is too beautiful. 
As Handsome and beautiful as Heath and Jack are I see dozens of men on San Diego beaches that are as easy on the eyes.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Arad-3 on October 20, 2006, 06:00:56 pm
Mark
I took some time today to read through this thread today. This thread is so incredably funny! what a great thing you got going on here! What an imagination! Ill be sure to keep watching this one for sure!
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Geri




ps I mean to include everyone who participated in this thread!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 20, 2006, 10:53:57 pm
P.S. Gee, thanx, geri...nice to know that the sweat of ones brow is appreciated...if only as an afterthought.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 20, 2006, 11:17:56 pm

I've heard the story about how that photo "got loose," but I've forgotten it---do you know, Mark?

I heard it was a "paparazzi" shot. But I also remember the it was a still for a non USA version. As I recall there was also a closer shot making obvious what Jake sees in ths caption. Not unlikely being Heath was born in Australia.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 20, 2006, 11:31:52 pm
Mark
I took some time today to read through this thread today. This thread is so incredably funny! what a great thing you got going on here! What an imagination! Ill be sure to keep watching this one for sure!
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Geri

Thanks Geri

You might like 'Fantasy Scenes' if you haven't seen it already. After page 5 similar format, the majority of them more serious, some are sad.

Mark
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 21, 2006, 01:20:52 pm
Ennis...you ok back there?
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 21, 2006, 01:27:18 pm
Jack:Dammit Ennis! You belong ta me and I belong ta you. Ain't nuthin' you or I can do ta change that. Don't matter none that we both got married, had kids. Don't even matter that I live over 700 miles away. Sh..t it don't ever matter that this is all we got, two, three weeks ah year rompin' in the forest. Yer always be mine Ennis Del Mar an I always be yours.
 

'Fantasy rerun'
 
 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 21, 2006, 01:51:36 pm
Jack: Ya wanna hold off on supper Ennis?

Ennis: Be alright with me.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 22, 2006, 12:07:08 am
Ennis: Anything else interesting in Humboldt County, California besides the grass....? Y'say they got fields and FIELDS of this stuff there? Maybe we should look at the place.
Jack: It'll take me five minutes to pack.
Aw, you know me, Jack, I'm not a travelling guy. Just jokin'
Jack: yeah...I know...
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Post by: twistedude on October 22, 2006, 12:16:34 am
Jake, thinking: It really was morte interesting with me just wearing a towel in this scene...I mean, what's a little hard-on between frends?
Heath thinking: I wish we hadn't all gotten so nervous--except Jake--with him just wearing a towel...I mean, what's a little hard-on between friends?


(Thanks to about 12 RPS writers...)
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Post by: twistedude on October 23, 2006, 06:56:03 pm
Ennis: Lighten up on me, Jack. WE CAN HUG ON NOVEMBER, CARESS AND NICE OAK.



(thanks for the use of your tagline, Little Darlin. This was the actual subtitle on a pirated Asian film!)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 25, 2006, 11:44:44 am
Most folks didn't know but that woman there was Monroes first wife. Talk was she ran off with the butcher back in the 1970's. 'Corrdin' ta Alma he never really got over that.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Momof2 on October 25, 2006, 06:29:03 pm
As Handsome and beautiful as Heath and Jack are I see dozens of men on San Diego beaches that are as easy on the eyes.

Oh, I have seen some beautiful people.  I think Jude Law is extremely sexy and very easy on the eyes.  There is a show Friday night lights that comes on prime time here.  There is a guy (kid probably) that has long hair that is beautiful.  Ok, now I am a pervert.  Lusting after much younger men.  Boys did not look anything like they do now when I was in high school. 
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Post by: RebelWithASmile on October 26, 2006, 09:18:45 pm
(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4711/32691normal034336loix6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Heath: Okay, who farted?

Jake: Heath, i said guns goin' off


 :P
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:38:49 am
Jack: Think I'll go to L.A. and play for the Dodgers.
Ennis: I dion't think baseball has much use for guys like you.
Jack: NO? Well, high time, then.
Ennis: I'd give it another 100 years..
Jack: 100? O.K. I can wait...

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:45:18 am
Jack, thinking: when I wanna drape, I DRAPE...and who cares if you look at me....much.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:47:15 am
Oh well, easy come; easy go...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:52:34 am
Alma, thinking: SEQUEL to "I wish I had a prostate"
But what if I had one, and nobody came to visit?....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:54:33 am
Jack, thinking: There's got to be a catch somewhere...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:57:39 am
Jack, thinking: Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth. Course, there are other things besides butter...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 02:02:24 am
Jack, thinking: My turn, maybe?
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Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:12:49 pm
Jake: Of  course Boo and Atticus are rooting for La Russa.
Heath: You?
Jake: Me? I don't give a shit. I'm from L.A. Probably be a Dodgers' fan
if I liked baseball.
Heath: Man you are SICK..

       ( Boo and Atticus are Jake's dogs. Tony La Russa is a big animal rights person, and the Manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, who just won the World Series)                                                    .
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Post by: twistedude on October 27, 2006, 01:25:08 pm
jake: Julie--that's about the forth time you've posted that picture of me. I'm not even doing anything!
Julie: You're smiling...besides, it's my 1000th post!
Jake: You care about that stuff?
Julie: Nah--I just like to look at you, that's all.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Arad-3 on October 27, 2006, 05:05:48 pm
This thread is hilarious!! Great work everyone! :laugh: :laugh:

And, Julie congratulations on 1000 posts!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 28, 2006, 12:19:02 am
Ennis:Who's that?
Jack: He was an old man...sort of...who just died.
Ennis:Oh. "U.C.L.A."--that's a university, huh?
Jack: Yeah...kinda makes you want t'go back to school. huh?
Ennis: Any more there like him?
Jack: Doubt it.
Ennis: (grins) I'll pass.

                      (anyone know who it is?)
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Post by: RebelWithASmile on October 28, 2006, 04:20:04 pm
Ennis:Who's that?
Jack: He was an old man...sort of...who just died.
Ennis:Oh. "U.C.L.A."--that's a university, huh?
Jack: Yeah...kinda makes you want t'go back to school. huh?
Ennis: Any more there like him?
Jack: Doubt it.
Ennis: (grins) I'll pass.

                      (anyone know who it is?)


 :laugh:

omg ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 28, 2006, 06:48:26 pm
WELL--who is it? Picture was taken in 1940.
Little before your time, Rebel--but not James Dean's!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: RebelWithASmile on October 28, 2006, 07:25:51 pm
Martin Luther King Jr! ;D


no, its not :(
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 28, 2006, 10:10:59 pm
Signing his contract, 1950--look more familiar? next thing, I'm gonna tell you his name, and you'll say "whozzat?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 29, 2006, 02:00:56 am
Jack: I've got about 1,000,000 friends who don';t think much of you, Mr.. Aguirre,  and i didn't really want your old job anyway. By the way, Randy Quaid is a hell of an actor; if you see him, you can tell him so for me. Hu-rah!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 29, 2006, 02:21:32 am
 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz
 or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as certain dark things are loved,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that doesn't bloom and carries
hidden within itself the light of those flowers,
and thanks to your love, darkly in my body

lives the dense fragrance that rises from the earth.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way because I don't know any other way of loving

but this, in which there is no I or you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep it is your eyes that close.

'ja like that one, Ennis?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on October 29, 2006, 02:36:54 am
Signing his contract, 1950--look more familiar? next thing, I'm gonna tell you his name, and you'll say "whozzat?"

His name is Jackie Robinson the first black baseball player in the major leagues.  The white guy is the owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers who later moved to Los Angeles, California. His name is Branch Rickey.

How's that?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 29, 2006, 02:45:06 am
Righto! Both photos are Jack Roosevelt Robinson. Your grammer makes a person uncertain whether Rickey or the Dodgers moved--it was of course the Dodgers.

Ah--BUT: he wasn't the first black player in the major leagues. In 1884, Moses Fleetwood Walker played one year with the Toledo Blue Stockings (now considered a major league team). Black catcher, very good catcher, light hitter. Agreements, boycotts, Jim Crow---destroyed the crowd of black players waiting to get into the majors at the end of the last century...Gee, I was beginning to feel REAL lonely...thanks!
'nuff baseball, for a while, huh?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on October 29, 2006, 03:01:46 am
Righto! Both photos are Jack Roosevelt Robinson. Your grammer makes a person think that Rickey moved to L.A.--when it was the Dodgers who moved.

Gee, I was beginning to feel REAL lonely...thanks!

Here's another tidbit of information.  Larry Doby was the second black player in Major League Baseball.  Larry Doby played for the Cleveland Indians.  Larry Doby was also the first black manager in Major League Baseball.  He was the manager of the Chicago White Sox.  Sorry no pic available.  Maybe you have one Twisted?

The credit to both the Jackie Robinson answer and this tidbit of info about Doby goes to my husband, Bob, who is an avid sports fan. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 29, 2006, 01:14:45 pm
"Cleveland Manager Lou Boudreau congratulates Larry Doby after his 5th home run of the 1948 season, May 10, 1948" (sorry picture isn't better)

Did you get my e-mail with the photos, brokeback_dev?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 29, 2006, 01:54:27 pm
God--MORE baseball (tangentially): I dunno about these Wyoming Methodists, drinkin' and smokin.' Jackie Robinson AND Branch Rickey were BOTH Methodists
--and neither of them drank or smoked.

Course there're no gay guys in baseballl...don't ask, don't tell...

and don't give no sign...
.N don't tell me about "The Dreyfuss Affair," cause that's a fairy tale.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on October 29, 2006, 10:33:43 pm
"Cleveland Manager Lou Boudreau congratulates Larry Doby after his 5th home run of the 1948 season, May 10, 1948" (sorry picture isn't better)

Did you get my e-mail with the photos, brokeback_dev?

Awesome pic of Larry Doby and Lou Boudreau!  And no, never got the email of the photos twistedude. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 12:13:46 am
Dev: Re-sent pics with new e-mail--same address, cause you sent it twice...wonder what's wrong? Also sent you a PM, confirming address--but can't attach pics to as PM (that I know of...)

                                          Julie
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Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 12:22:41 am
Who thinks he'll be this good in "Zodiac"? Can always hope...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 01:16:12 am
Jack: Gun's goin' ...   off...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 01:18:10 am
Ennis, thinking: I dunno if I'd call it the fruit of sin, but it's certainly the fruit of neglect...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 01:23:05 am
Where d'ya suppose Ennis learned kick boxing?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on October 30, 2006, 09:29:10 am


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz
 or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as certain dark things are loved,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that doesn't bloom and carries
hidden within itself the light of those flowers,
and thanks to your love, darkly in my body

lives the dense fragrance that rises from the earth.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way because I don't know any other way of loving

but this, in which there is no I or you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep it is your eyes that close.


Wow! I think that might be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard! *melts* Where's it from?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 02:52:26 pm
Saucy: It's Sonnet 17 by Pablo Naruda---someone posted it on my thread (now gone to page two of "Brokeback fanfiction and poetry") of "Poems for brokeback Mountain Sensitized Feelings." I'
ll gve it a bump back to page one.

Then, you have to realize, the poem wasn't even written in English! That's just the translation!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 30, 2006, 05:01:20 pm
dev: I have no alternative. Please excuse me everyone: here is Moses Fleetwood Walker, the first black man to ever play in the major leagues, 1884, by himself and with his University of Michigan team.

(I have tried and TRIED to send is to dev by e-mail, but her yahoo doesn't seem to like my comcast!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on October 31, 2006, 01:05:40 am
dev: I have no alternative. Please excuse me everyone: here is Moses Fleetwood Walker, the first black man to ever play in the major leagues, 1884, by himself and with his University of Michigan team.

(I have tried and TRIED to send is to dev by e-mail, but her yahoo doesn't seem to like my comcast!

thank you and thank you everyone for not minding as we struggled to send the photos
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Post by: twistedude on October 31, 2006, 12:54:44 pm
Yeah!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 31, 2006, 05:45:36 pm
Some folks aren't clear on Jenny, my youngest littler girls name. In the book that MIss Anne wrote tellin' the story of me 'n Jack, she called her Francine. Don't know why, mebe tryin' ta keep anyone from knowin' who I wuz. Seems funny though Ah'm the only Ennis De Mar in Riverton, so mebe she just forgot.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 31, 2006, 11:25:14 pm
Jack, thinking: Lotta that goin' round...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 31, 2006, 11:31:59 pm
Everything is clean,
clothes, me, the water, my thoughts.
But--they were before...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on October 31, 2006, 11:36:57 pm
"Thus began our longest journey together"...is there an echo in here?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 01, 2006, 03:26:23 pm
Ennis, thinking: Considerin' that it's colder than a witch's tit outside, an' there's more alchohol in me than  in a roughneck on Saturday night... it sure is warm in this tent...I'm sweatin'...what the hell would make a guy sweat in the middle of a cold night? 

(from a personal experience at age 15)
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 01, 2006, 04:07:27 pm
'Colder than a witch's tit'??  :laugh: That's one I ain't heard before!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 01, 2006, 05:30:41 pm
It's from "Topper." (before your time...sigh.) Also, "Darker than a bat's groin."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 01, 2006, 05:36:13 pm
I KNOW this sounds like it should come from the end of the story, but it always reminds me of Jack first looking at Ennis's campfire. It's from a French song called "confidentiel"

"There will remain, liike a light
to keep me warm in my winters
a little fire of you that won't go out."


(ça restera comme une lumière
Qui m'tiendra chaud dans mes hivers
Un petit feu de toi qui s'éteint pas)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 02, 2006, 05:43:08 pm
Jack: What'd I say now? You didn't know that sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it? Huh?  By the way, the sun's gonna come up tomorrow morning, too! And ya know something else? I wouldn't be a bit surprisewd if we slept in the same tent tonight, either. God damn all the little fishes in the great big sea...""
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on November 03, 2006, 12:43:53 am
I KNOW this sounds like it should come from the end of the story, but it always reminds me of Jack first looking at Ennis's campfire. It's from a French song called "confidentiel"

"There will remain, liike a light
to keep me warm in my winters
a little fire of you that won't go out."


(ça restera comme une lumière
Qui m'tiendra chaud dans mes hivers
Un petit feu de toi qui s'éteint pas)
Wonderful song Twisted dude declaring "A love that will never grow old"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 01:30:41 pm
Ennis thinking waking up:
That's funny, Jack don't have his pants on. Must like ta sleep nekkid.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 05:35:33 pm
Ennis: Some folks couldn't tell but Ah did give Jack a hard pat on his shoulder, only the second time Ah ever touched him. I think he got ta likin' it
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 05:45:13 pm
If Ah knowed how things gonna be in the tent an all, Ah might not have been so shy
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 12:11:23 am
hey Mark--talking ENDLESSLY about '40 Pontiacs (I had a few--to put it mildly--questions)---seems to inspire you...these are all great,.

So if Ennis is surprised to see Jack's pants absent or barely visable, how does he explain his own, similar condition?

"Denial is a river in Cuba."---W.

[Everybody here's telling me that everyone knows the word for letter substitution for Pontiac, so I shouoldn't have bothered telling you. Sorry. By the way, it's a VERY INNOCENT drive...full of agenda, and will probably put everyone to sleep/b]
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 12:20:38 am
hey Mark--talking ENDLESSLY about '40 Pontiacs (I had a few--to put it mildly--questions)---seems to inspire you...these are all great,.

So if Ennis is surprised to see Jack's pants absent or barely visable, how does he explain his own, similar condition?
I figured he wasn't quite awake enough yet, but the very next moment....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 12:25:56 am
Ennis, thinking: this horse sure is for shit. Good thing nobody but me'll ever get to see it....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 12:30:21 am
Ennis: O.K. Jack, that's my shirt, and I'm gonna get it back if I have to fuck you silly to do it...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 04:23:20 am
How many times must a man look up
before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it takes till he knows
that too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowin in the wind,
the answer is blowin in the wind.

                                             ---"Blowing in the Wind," Bob Dylan


                    (Be sure to vote nein!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 12:42:45 pm
First time Ah ever tussled with Jack after Ah shot the elk. He started it, Ah didn't mind a bit.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 01:07:16 pm
Looks like Ah better go over 'n help Jack with the can opener. Ah swear sometime he acts so smooth, other times gets all flumixed
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 01:20:39 pm
Ennis thinking: Sure ain't a bad view from here.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: JT on November 04, 2006, 01:49:31 pm
Ennis thinking: Sure ain't a bad view from here.


Mmmm, nice!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: JT on November 04, 2006, 01:54:35 pm
How many times must a man look up
before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have
Befroe he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it takes till he knows
that too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowin in the wind,
the answer is blowin in the wind.

Sad poem.

Wonderful drawing!  Who ever drew this gets my praise.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 02:38:44 pm
Ah sure didn't think Ah meet anybody taday that leave my insides all twisted up, bring me ta mah knees bawlin'  like a baby. Still wouldn't turn around if Ah knowed.
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Post by: Penthesilea on November 04, 2006, 02:57:15 pm
Ah sure didn't think Ah meet anybidy taday that leave my insides all twisted up, bring me bawlin' ta my like a baby. Still wouldn't tun around if Ah knowed,

*sigh*

jpwagoneer and Julie, thank you for your dedication to this thread. It's sometimes hilarious, soemtimes sad and sometimes in between - but always interesting.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 02:59:39 pm
Thanks

And neither of us can type!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 03:10:32 pm
Ah know this is Signal and Ah know what year it tis. Don't need no words there ta tell me that.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 05:49:56 pm
Best Ah keep on talkin'. That Jack fella sure got a sad look on his face all a sudden. Mebe Ah c'n think up somthin' ta make him laugh.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 05:59:52 pm
Ah guess that worked! Ah'll halfta' remember that. If that Jack fella starts ta look sad again start on 'bout rodeo cowbow been f**kups. He sure is a nut!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 07:21:48 pm
Jack 'n me, we wuz always so sad at the end of one of our trips. Even if it wuz only gonna be a couple of months till next time.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 09:31:07 pm
Ennis, thinking: Shirt? What shirt?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 09:35:40 pm
Jack, thinking: Well, it doesn't look like anyone else's going to knock my hat off again, so...O.K.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 09:40:56 pm
Jack: Hope there's nobody else around here you're trying to kid besides yourself.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 09:46:12 pm
Jack 'n me, we wuz always so sad at the end of one of our trips. Even if it wuz only gonna be a couple of months till next time.

Hope everyone got how sad this one is...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 09:51:15 pm
Ennis, thinking: then he goes and strokes my cheek, and all I can remember from all that crap I said was "Ain't no reins on this one..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 10:03:42 pm
Well, if I didn't run over the skunk, and you didn't run over the skunk, who did?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 10:11:18 pm
Wish people quit botherin' me when Ah'm tryin' ta eat my pie
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 10:14:14 pm
Jack: Ennis, now what did you go an do that for?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 04, 2006, 10:20:52 pm
Ain't yet had the  opportunity? Friend, you're going to eat those words, and a lot of other things, or my name isn't the Cookie Monster...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on November 06, 2006, 02:45:52 pm
Skunk, Pie, Cookie Monster...

HILARIOUS. I needed that belly laugh! :laugh:
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Post by: twistedude on November 08, 2006, 01:06:07 am
Sid won Lureen's signed
silver-snd-tourquoise necklace...
Glows like a new star.


(damned lucky bastard! The necklace AS JEWELRY is worth about 4 times what he paid for it as a BBM prop!)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 08, 2006, 02:52:06 am
On her...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 08, 2006, 02:54:19 am
The sorrow and the pity.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 08, 2006, 04:57:07 pm
Mark, I RESEMBLE thst remsrk ("And neither of us can type!")
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 08, 2006, 07:33:16 pm
Mark, I RESEMBLE thst remsrk ("And neither of us can type!")
  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 09, 2006, 06:10:33 am
Jack, thinking:All your seasick armies are all rowing home,
all your raindeer armies are all going home,
the lover who has just walked out the door
has taken all his blankets from your floor
The carpet too is moving under you
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.


                         --Dylan
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 04:53:10 am
We died in your hills, we died in your deserts
We died in your valleys and we died on your plains
We died 'neath your trees and we died in your bushes
Both sides of the river, we died just the same

Goodbye to my Juan, good-bye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be deportee


...what the hell am I thinking about?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 05:02:36 am
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before it's light
At least I had one damn good night.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 11, 2006, 12:56:36 pm
Ah always liked ta let Jack think he wuz in controll. But Ah wuz the one that called all the shots.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 11, 2006, 01:22:24 pm
Jack wuz never careful bringin' up the water, spilt it everywhere! If he was more careful, wunda had ta make all those trips he wuz always bitchin' about. Could get him ta see it that way though.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 11, 2006, 01:29:00 pm
Got real good at cookin' beans. course all ya had ta do was open the can, put 'm on the fire.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 04:51:38 pm
There's a somebody I'm longing to see
I hope that he
turns out to be
Someone who'll watch over me...


Jesus, where'd that come from?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 04:57:14 pm
Biker: Hail to thee, blythe spirit,
Bird thou never wert--lemmie the hell out of here!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 06:00:53 pm
Ennis, thinking: "Sit around tyin' knots all day?'  Is that supposed t' be puttin' me in my place? Cause I don't like that place, thanks....this summer could get awful long, awful quick.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 06:04:40 pm
Ennis, thinking: Jack? You still there? Sometimes I get the funniest feelin'--like I gotta watch out for that boy...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 06:07:31 pm
Jack, thinking: There he is! Thank God...time for the guilt trip....course, maybe I oughta find out what DID happen t'him...eventually.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 11, 2006, 06:08:52 pm
Jack, thinking: Move slow, Jack, like a mountain...a...145 pound...mountain...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 13, 2006, 05:19:21 pm
Some things are too beautiful to wait for. This is Lucise's proposed cover for leslie's "Through the Veil of Time"  (approved)   
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 08:35:23 pm
Jake: "Heath , your coming out here to LA?"

Heath: "Yeah mate, be out for almost a week."

Jake: "That's great! You'll...stay at my house...ok..."

Heath: "Don't want to put you out."

Jake smiles at the pun, knows Heath didn't hear it that way: "Don't worry....Ah.....Ah.....doing some painting though....you'll...you'll have to sleep with me in my room.

Heath: "Wha...."

Jake: "Gotta go bud, pick you up a LAX next Tuesday."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 08:39:43 pm
Jack, next day: Come on Atticus, we got to head down to Home Depot, get a couple of ladders, plastic sheeting, paint rollers, maybe a few gallons of paint.....drop cloth....yeah..that should......
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Post by: twistedude on November 16, 2006, 03:17:46 am
All beans and no play makes Jack a dull boy..can't I just shoot one little sheep? he'd never know what hit him.
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Post by: twistedude on November 16, 2006, 03:20:02 am
Only thing better than blackened elk is fuckin' around with Ennis...and maybe doin' other things with Ennis.
O.K. What about just plain fuckin' Ennis?
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Post by: twistedude on November 16, 2006, 03:24:44 am
Jack, thinking: It's..like a checkers game...but I'm the only one who wants to win. Now I'm in the big tent and he's in the little one. Gotta get these pieces together....hey, Ennis-=-ya get to the back row, and ya get a crown...
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Post by: twistedude on November 16, 2006, 03:26:24 am
Mark--I think that's the very first time anyone ever took my advice on a spelling question...I almost fainted.

While I'm here, and not in Atlanta in 1949, I guess i should say that I see Jack as being after Ennis sexually and emotionally from the very beginning of the film (as you probably all know by now). I know everyone doesn't feel this way.  Well, they're my picture caps, and I'll do what I want with 'em...so there.
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Post by: twistedude on November 17, 2006, 06:58:50 am
Audience (anticipatorily): Aaaah: rock strata!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 17, 2006, 03:27:55 pm
HEATH: 
Hey Jake. No one's looking, how about a kiss, you know just like we did it...come on mate.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 17, 2006, 03:50:52 pm
Mark: Just one look at "Conjugating Jake"? No? O.K, No...

Mickey: hey, Paul Dukas ain't got nothin' on Gustavo Santaolalla
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Post by: twistedude on November 17, 2006, 03:55:18 pm
                          

Our two souls therefore, which are one, 
    Though I must go, endure not yet 
    A breach, but an expansion, 
    Like gold to aery thinness beat. 

    If they be two, they are two so                                         
    As stiff twin compasses are two ; 
    Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show 
    To move, but doth, if th' other do. 

    And though it in the centre sit, 
    Yet, when the other far doth roam,                               
    It leans, and hearkens after it, 
    And grows erect, as that comes home. 

    Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
    Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
    Thy firmness makes my circle just,                                     
    And makes me end where I begun




Aw, c'mon Ennis..it's only 400 years old...guy just doesn't have any appreciation for poetry...
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Post by: twistedude on November 18, 2006, 08:27:30 pm
2006: "The Queen"

Ennis: What'd we see that movie for anyway?
Jack: I dunno---the old lady was really good.
Ennis: The old old lady, or the old lady?
Jack: The old lady.
Ennis: Well--I'll tell you one thing--that buck she sees? While she's waitin' in the stream by her Jeep for someone to come 'n rescuse her? It only had TEN points---I counted them!
Jack: That's bullshit, Ennis. It had 14--just like it says in the movie.
Ennis: No way. 10. And--after it's got its head cut off? It's still
only got 10!
Jack: Shoulda worn your readin' glasses...
Ennis: Sure Jack, everyone wears readin' glasses to the movies, everyone. It's the latest thing---asshole.

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Post by: twistedude on November 18, 2006, 08:42:38 pm
Jack: What're you doing with that?
Ennis: I'm gonna get it framed, real pretty.
Jack: What's the occasion?
Ennis: Weddin' present.
Jack: You mean, weddin'--like in man-woman, or like us?
Ennis: Like us.
Jack: What kind of weddin'?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: When?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: Is this guy in love with someone?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: So why're you gettin' it framed NOW?
Ennis: Can't help it; I'm a Jewish mother.
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Post by: twistedude on November 18, 2006, 10:05:16 pm
Jack: T'tell the truth, I did make that lightnin' storm. Did a little dance. I'm part Indian, y'know.
Ennis: Y'don't look Indian..ya not gonna do any more of those, are ya?
Jack: No...not that kind, anyhow..
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 18, 2006, 10:10:01 pm
Jack, thinking: I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 20, 2006, 03:04:53 pm
Explanation of the "Jewish mother"--of which I am one. The ordinary Jewish mother is the kind of person who, with three unmarried, unattached  children (or the unmarried, unattached  children of a friend), has already chosen 2 names for her grandchildren, or her friend's grandchildren, who don't exist, even in the planning stage. She wants everyone younger than she is to fall in love, get married, and have children.

In this particular case, I translated her into gay terms. But I believe any Jewish mother would understand. It's not necessary to be Jewish to be a Jewish mother, of course.

...And I have found a really nice frame...
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Post by: Penthesilea on November 20, 2006, 03:13:46 pm
Thanks for the explantaion, Julie. Now it makes sense for me  :). Like it.

But I like especially these two:

Jack, thinking: I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....

Jack: T'tell the truth, I did make that lightnin' storm. Did a little dance. I'm part Indian, y'know.
Ennis: Y'don't look Indian..ya not gonna do any more of those, are ya?
Jack: No...not that kind, anyhow..

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 20, 2006, 03:31:18 pm
Thanks, Penthesiia.

Jack, thinking: O.K--maybe I'm not so good with a can opener either.

Far as I know, there're only a couple of things I'm good at: one of 'em's talkin' and the other is--well, I ain't had enough experience t'brag on it yet, but there is another 
Oh yeah...there's rodeo, too...forgot that. Probably a little above the can opener grade...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 20, 2006, 03:42:19 pm
Jack, thinking: Ennis, when ya say "whut?" like that, you're so damned cute I can't hardly resist grabbin' ya and squeezin' ya...I'm gettin' better and better at self control, though.  
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 20, 2006, 03:53:45 pm
Ennis, thinking: that boy is so pretty..what was i gonna say? Oh yeah: " Hell, that's the most words  I've spoke in a year..."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 20, 2006, 04:01:34 pm
Ennis, thinking: that boy is so pretty..what was i gonna say? Oh yeah: "Friend, that's more words than I've spoke in a year..."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 22, 2006, 03:48:45 am
Jack, thinking: Oh well, Nobody's Perfect...

--Last line of "Some Like it Hot"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 22, 2006, 03:53:42 am
"perdition catch my sould but i do love thee, and when I love thee not, chaos is come again..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 22, 2006, 11:12:29 pm
Jack thinking if he could say:
So Mr. Agguire, you sendin' me up for the whole summer in the mountains, with this....the most beautiful thing I ever saw in cowboy boots....an I hav'ta sleep with the sheep and he has ta stay in camp? 
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Post by: Noviani on November 23, 2006, 10:49:16 pm
"Ennis lost his Jack.  Rose lost her Jack.  They're down a pair of Jack"

Hi Luisev,

i guess there's some obvious connection

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 24, 2006, 01:39:05 pm
...though I think that you're perfectly swell
But my heart belongs to daddy,
Cause my daddy he treats me so nice,
Yes my daddy he treats me so nice
Yes my daddy he treats me so....well.

               

                              Milton Sanford Mayer, 1908-1986


Louise hasn't been around for a dog's age...on this thread. She's all over fanfiction.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 25, 2006, 02:04:09 am
We wuz all young 'n beautiful, onct. NO idea what i waas thinking about...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 25, 2006, 02:46:37 am
Hell no, I'm not interested; I always look at other people in the mirror when I'm shavin'  with a razor blade--good for the skin.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 25, 2006, 02:50:49 am
C'mon, you sonofabitch--do you wanna a ride across this river, or am I wasting my time and guts?....why does that seem like an important thought?This will happen again...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 26, 2006, 04:38:31 pm
7:30 Pacific Time, HBO, ...hope it's a good print.

ON THE OTHER HAND...the guide for the HBO channels on the TV set says HBO at 5:00 P.M., and HBOW at 7:30...

Yes, well, the HBO guide on my TV said it started at 5 P.M, but they started it at 4:30. One scene was cut (on HBO!): The two guys jumping off the cliff naked is nowhere to be seen. The print was excellent, the sound was excellent--but although the picture filled my screen, I do not see everything I see on my own fullscreen version. Most,. but not all.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 27, 2006, 02:02:09 pm
Jack: Cm'ere, Ennis..I'd never, never hurt you on purpose...
Ennis:   ...and that's just one of the problems, you sonofabitch!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: David on November 27, 2006, 10:17:38 pm
Amazing to think that HBO would cut out the cliff jumping scene (not that you really see anything)  yet they show bare boobs and violence everywhere else.  ???
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 28, 2006, 05:49:44 am
Amazing to think that HBO would cut out the cliff jumping scene (not that you really see anything)  yet they show bare boobs and violence everywhere else.  ???

The other day, my ex-husband was watching HIS favorite move ("Raising Arizona")on HBO, and said something had been left out--I didn't believe him...at the time. I also find it really tacky that the first BBM showing was listed, both in the paper and on the HBO menu on TV, at 5, but started it at 4:30...who won the elections, anyway?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: David on November 28, 2006, 11:06:29 am
Ugh.   They must be editing material so the movie fits into a regular time slot.    How sad.   Used to be that cable channels (especially PAY channels) didn't do that.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on November 29, 2006, 06:36:28 pm
Found this while cleaning house--makes me think of Ennis (why?)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Noviani on November 29, 2006, 10:07:43 pm
Jake: Um...Heath...havin' a big party at my place after, by the jacuzzi, lotsa' food...will you come?

Heath: Um...I don't have my trunks...who's gonna be there?

Jake: Um...well ....Um there'll be me .....and you. I'll make sure there's no women there so you don't need any swim trunks.



They are just simply and irresistably gorgeous!!!!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 01, 2006, 03:02:55 am
October 16? Did you think Mark wrote them all or did you only like his?

I give up...I REALLY GIVE UP!!!
You'rte all out to get me, aren' ya?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 01, 2006, 04:29:50 pm
Jack: It's a yin-yang symbol--in Asia, it stands for male--female--and eveything in the UNIVERSE is some part of one orthe other.
Ennis: for instance?
Jack: well, water is female--yin; and fire is yang--male. Um. Male is agressive, strong, bright, life-seeking, and female is soft, yielding--and--yin gets the worst--finally, death.
Ennis: what's the little dab of the other color in the big--comma thing?
Jack: that's because NOTHING is all male or all female--there's always a little dab of one in the other.
Ennis:  That's kinda neat. So when I feel like I'm acting like a dumb girl, it's natural.
Jack: Yup. Also, when you're acing like a dumb man. hey, ouch! leggo of me, ya dumb ox....

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 02, 2006, 03:21:48 am
Maybe not Jack, but Jake, can sing.

Jake: Did you ever hear a song called "The House I live In?"
Heath: Sure--before either of us were born, I heard it.
Jake: Here's the beginning and the end:

What is America to me?
A name, a map, a flag I see,
A certain word: democracy--
What is America to me?

Heath: I think I'll stick with "Waltzing Matilda..."
Jake: shut up and listen to this:

The house I live in,
my neighbors, white and black,
the people who just came here, or from generations back,
the townhall and the soapbox
an air of feeling free:
a home for all God's children,
that's America to me.

Heath: I know: it's in a futuristic novel by a scifi writer.
Jake: No shit. It was writen during WW2...
Heath: I guess that excuses the patriotism...and optimism.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 02, 2006, 11:42:08 pm
Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sheriff Roland on December 03, 2006, 12:09:45 am
Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahhohohhohohohohhohoohhhhohooo
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Noviani on December 03, 2006, 05:42:37 am
 :laugh:

Well twistedude, off course I pay atention to who makes what!!

i 'm sorry for indulging ma self, for adoring Mark's and yours, and for not expressing the last one properly...

I think Mark can get into the 2 romeo's heads really deep and close. i am a fan of fantasy scene. always needs some tissues though when viewing it, cause sometimes that dude makes some heart-wrenching captions... :(

But you, my friend, are really FUNNY!! we, the sentimentalists,need you like morphin to get the pain off.

Terima kasih banyak untuk tread ini.
Thank You so much for this tread.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Noviani on December 03, 2006, 05:54:26 am

is this after Ennis fell from the horse after the bear encounter?

I don't recall them laughing. a production shoot?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on December 03, 2006, 07:40:25 am
Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hehe. I guess this answers our discussion on another thread, whether Ennis likes doin it with women or not  ;)

Found this while cleaning house--makes me think of Ennis (why?)

I liked your comment on this one.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 03, 2006, 03:01:22 pm
nOVIANI:

"I felt sorry for myself bercause I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"...that's funny?

I never wrote or posted a picture cap about a "bear encounter," Dec. 2, or any other time.

"sTRANGE fRUIT" IS A FUNNY SONG?

"i wish the Jesus fuck i COULD JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY"--That's funny? Oh well, maybe someday I will understand Jack and Ennis as well as Mark does...

"Maybe i don't want to quit you. Maybe I just wanna die."--Funny?

"To die will be an awfully big adventure"--"Peter and Wendy," J.M.  Barrie---funny?

We died in your hills, we died in your deserts
We died in your valleys and we died on your plains
We died 'neath your trees and we died in your bushes
Both sides of the river, we died just the same

Goodbye to my Juan, good-bye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be deportee

...what the hell am I thinking about?--ANOTHER REALLY HILARIOUS ONE!

The above photo, of JAKE AND HEATH, is of JAKE AND HEATH, not Jack and Ennis. They are dressed to act, but are not acting. The photo appears NOWHERE IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 03, 2006, 10:50:13 pm
...and no, I DON'T think Ennis likes to have sex with women. But that doesn't make me right, of course.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 03, 2006, 11:29:01 pm
Preview of Coming Attractions (mural in the Riverton Postoffice, which has been there since 1942)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Noviani on December 06, 2006, 05:29:28 am

The above photo, of JAKE AND HEATH, is of JAKE AND HEATH, not Jack and Ennis. They are dressed to act, but are not acting. The photo appears NOWHERE IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.....

Hi there,

I thought so. Cheers,
N
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Noviani on December 06, 2006, 05:50:25 am
nOVIANI:

"I felt sorry for myself bercause I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"...that's funny?

I never wrote or posted a picture cap about a "bear encounter," Dec. 2, or any other time.

"sTRANGE fRUIT" IS A FUNNY SONG?

"i wish the Jesus fuck i COULD JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY"--That's funny? Oh well, maybe someday I will understand Jack and Ennis as well as Mark does...

"Maybe i don't want to quit you. Maybe I just wanna die."--Funny?

"To die will be an awfully big adventure"--"Peter and Wendy," J.M.  Barrie---funny?



Hi ,

i guess i am not expressing my thought properly. :(

the truth is i haven't seen the above caps yet.  i was working in the office ,couple of weeks back, when i joined Bettermost and had a short tour to some treads i found touching (i.e. this one).i just quited the job and access unternet from public services now.

as i did it in the office, i had limited time - so i just  clicked some pages randomly to know what it's like. Well, the pages i click from this tread happened to be the funny ones...You have 70+ pages my friend! and boss can stop in anytime...

same thing with JPw. maybe this is what my dad says, concluding without sufficient sampling...

please don't get me wrong, i'll be around cause i have about 80% unviewed pages yet from here... sincere apology for any inconvenience.

Cheers,

Novi

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: David on December 06, 2006, 11:13:21 am
This pic didn't go over too well in a more serious thread, so I moved it here.    LOL
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: David on December 06, 2006, 11:20:39 am
Jack: "Ennis, whatcha grinning about?"

Ennis: "I've got plans for you later boy!"


Edited:  Moved to this forum
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 06, 2006, 01:21:36 pm
Ennis: Ya know Jack, you sleep so still almost look like yer dead. Sure dont sound like it though.

Jack: What der yer sayin'....that maybe I snore?

Ennis: Snore?....Sound like a bulldozer comin' through these mountains....ten of 'em!

Jack: Sorry Ennis...I try not to....Sleep on my side....you can push me if I....

Ennis: No....Whut Ah miss most when Ah get back ta Riverton. Can hardly sleep at all without ya snorin' next ta me.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 06, 2006, 02:38:34 pm
David: that's Jake and heath, again, not Jack and Ennis..;.
Noviani: Thank GOD you answered--I was afraid I had scared everyone away from this thread permanently, and was about to take the long rant down!

He smiles a lot in this movie...glad of that. Movie opens in SF A WEEK FROM FRIDAY (Dec. 15)--not in Berkeley.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 06, 2006, 02:53:04 pm
Toad, reading: Man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Frog: Don't know much about God, but I like thinking about the fish riding a bicycle.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 06, 2006, 02:58:34 pm
Mark: get photoshop. Here's your pic.sorry, it's a bit pale. This is the last night--maybe yours is a conversation before, though.

Nope--I lightened yours up (above post) and I guessed right. The second one--yours--I got a little better.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 06, 2006, 03:35:24 pm
I will try and fix it. On my computer I can always clearly make out the darker shots, but when I view from other computers it is almost all black.
thanks Mark
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 07, 2006, 02:25:37 am
Jake: Heath! What are you doing here?

Heath:  Oh.... Just in LA, though I'd go for a drive.

Jake: All the way to El Centro? I's almost 200 miles away.

Heath: 187 miles....I mean something must be wrong with the navagation system in the car. Fancy running into you out here.

Jake: Yeah.

Heath: Since I drove all this way....I mean.....I thought I'd watch....you been working out since?.....look at your pecs....can I....um....what are you doing after shooting?

Jake: Don't know yet.

Heath: Thought maybe um....You know all the awards for 'Brokeback' are coming out soon.....and I um....thought....if would be fun if....you know the audience will like it if.......

Jake: If what?

Heath: If we reinacted that kissing scene....would could rehear.....

Jake: What!!!!

Heath: Yeah ....the kissing scene....and we could rehearse after you get done shooting today......It would be a blast!!!! I mean you know so I don't almost break your nose again....so how about it?

Jake: Well........um..........alright then.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 07, 2006, 01:25:57 pm
Ah know Ah can try 'n try and no matter whut Ah won't be ablin' ta fergit whut happen' last night in the tent, whut Ah did ta Jack. Can't never make it go away.

Seein' it was Jack not sure that Ah'd want to though.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 08, 2006, 04:33:22 am
Jack, thinking: hey You way down there--Ennis--how' bout some telephone sex? No? Well, can't hurt t'ask. Don't have a telephone anyway.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 08, 2006, 04:41:05 am
jack: Synergy.
Ennis: Huh?
Jack: I said 'synergy.'
Ennis: What the hell does that mean?
Jack: It means, two people working together--or doing anything together--makes more than the sum of two parts. It's a sort of spiritual thing.
Ennis: And who told you that?
Jack: Note came by carrier pidgeon..
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 08, 2006, 04:52:20 am
basque: Thought you didn't like soup.
Ennis: I don't.
Basque: So what you ordering it for?
Ennis: The other guy is sick of beans.
Basque: What do you care?
Ennis: When I figure it out, you'll be the very first to know.
Basque: I will?
Ennis: Hell no.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 08, 2006, 04:59:26 am
Ennis, thinking: Good thing I've grown accustomed to your voice, face and everything else, or your 24/7 bitching would drive me up a wall
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on December 08, 2006, 06:57:12 am
basque: Thought you didn't like soup.
Ennis: I don't.
Basque: So what you ordering it for?
Ennis: The other guy is sick of beans.
Basque: What do you care?
Ennis: When I figure it out, you'll be the very first to know.
Basque: I will?
Ennis: Hell no.


Sweet and funny
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on December 08, 2006, 07:21:23 am
jack: Synergy.
Ennis: Huh?
Jack: I said 'synergy.'
Ennis: What the hell does that mean?
Jack: It means, two people working together--or doing anything together--makes more than the sum of two parts. It's a sort of spiritual thing.
Ennis: And who told you that?
Jack: Note came by carrier pidgeon..


Aww, I LOVE this one  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 10, 2006, 10:59:01 pm
Please suspend disbelief for a minute.

Jack is reading 271 Horses' "Roots."
Ennis: what ya readin' there?
jACK:Uh...somethintg I'm going to take out and burn as soon as i finish.
Ennis: Thought you didn't approve of any kind of whadayacallit--censorship.
Jack: Friend, this is probably the single exception to an otherwise universal rule...GodDAMN--right here.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 15, 2006, 10:54:44 pm
Moving On--six years too late...

               
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SmrGehhuY&NR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SmrGehhuY&NR)
ABOVE:                   
(I had seen this video countless times before I realized that the line, "I thought I'd recapture my lost youth" was a pun...)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjUfq4Ht94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjUfq4Ht94)
ABOVE:
("You should've been there"--last line of Catcher in the Rye, last line of this video.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzeSt12lNg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzeSt12lNg)



."Queer as Folk" was on HBO for 5 years. All sex scenes were performed without clothing. The tall dark actor is straight; the shorter, blond one is gay. If you click on the tiny TV screen at the  very right of the bottom of the picture, the picture will fill your whole screen. CORRECTION: they wore cock-socks...they are not rubbers, and I never saw them.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 18, 2006, 02:42:09 am
Jack: Merry Christmas
Ennis: In July?
Jack: Any time at all..
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 01:23:17 pm
Sure love seein' my little girls. Miss 'm bad sometimes.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 01:29:49 pm
Jack, his whole world crashing down around him.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 01:39:38 pm
Wonder whut that Jack Twist fella is doin, right now. Might have heard fron him by now if Ah didn't punch him so hard. Damn!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 04:10:15 pm
This stuff is hilarious!  Been LMAO from page 1, you guys are all too funny!
:D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 04:43:05 pm
Hi,
Do images not show on preview?  I just see a box with an x in it.  Tried clicking the image button and inserted an http site/image but I don't see it.   Can you point me to your written instructions?  The help site and search didn't return enough information for me to figure this out.  Would like to just use the images I see on this thread, how do I do that?  Thanks for any help,
:)


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 05:00:27 pm
Hi
You have to be logged on under your user id and a regestered member. They should show up. Some of mine may view too dark on some computers.

Mark
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 05:19:02 pm
Thank you for the quick reply!   OK, trying this again...



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/damnitjack.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])


"Damn, boy, will you take your boot offa that fire?  Startin' to smell like a mouse's nest round 'ere."

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 18, 2006, 05:35:25 pm
sagebrush: the picture you posted is Ennis's response to Jack saying "Tell you what...the truth is, sometimes I miss you so much, I can hardly stand it." Somehow, the original always overrides whatever photocap spmeone attaches to it...I don't seem to have the shot in my files, so here's my button from Chicago:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 06:11:25 pm
Hi twistedude!
I've been fiddling with this image thing all day and was finally able to get one to show, yippee!  Your image was better though, a lot clearer.  Trying another one so I don't forget how to do this...




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/hellno-1.jpg)

“Hell no, I ain’t givin’ you a lift in my truck, I suppose you haven’t noticed you just stepped in a chunkwad of dogdoo?”



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 06:36:48 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/smellsnicecopy.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])


"mmmm.....  see, I TOLD you Herbal Essence smells sexier 'n Pert..."


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 07:32:20 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/sawingwood.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])


“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep.  It’s a hobby 'a mine.”

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 07:43:41 pm
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/camp.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])

“I heard if you make a icepack it’s good for inflammation.  I need me a big 'un.”




Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 07:47:06 pm
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/enniswrestlingfromafar.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])

“Gimme that shirt, Ennis! I need it for a Ebay auction.”


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 18, 2006, 07:51:12 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/keeplauighin.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])

“Keep laughin’ it up Jolly Rancher...    I didn’t tell you that when the full moon is on I turn into a Beast.”


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 08:38:46 pm
Damn bear! Wasted all the food, nothin' ta cook fer Jack but beans...What an Ah gonna do now!

Gotta remember ta act all tough when Ah get back ta camp..like Ah wasn't scart er nothin
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 08:57:12 pm
Jack was always warshin' our clothes nekkid. Wouldn't mind so much but he did it when I wuz up with the sheep. Finally got 'm ta do the warshin' when  Ah wuz at camp. Made him warsh all the clothes at the same time. That ways Ah'd be nekkid too and he wouldn't have to be embarrased. Pretty smart o' me huh?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 09:06:16 pm
Jack:  If ya take at a loan fer 4% interest, run 200 head of cattle, count depreciation in the equipment, sell futures, amortize expenses fer two years....

Ennis: Whut?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 18, 2006, 09:15:15 pm
Jack knowed that if he ever called me 'honey, sweety er babe' he'd find himself knocked out on the ground, wudda decked him.

Course he would be much use ta me then but Ah still wudda.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 18, 2006, 09:20:28 pm
Jake: All right, Ledger, you may be a better actor than I am, but I'm cuter.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 18, 2006, 09:25:52 pm
Jack, thinking: How come it hurts worse on the inside than the outside?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 18, 2006, 11:34:39 pm
sagebrush--love your new stuff! AAAHHH>>>>fresh bloood!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 19, 2006, 12:16:23 am
(http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3836.0;attach=5876;image)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])


“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep.  It’s a hobby 'a mine.”


Very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ;D ;D ;D:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 19, 2006, 12:33:20 am
Me 'n Jack...we hardly never said no words at all 'bout what went on between us. When we wuz workin' together, just friendly talk is all. If someone wuz ta hear us talk they wouldn't think anything at tall.Then when we' could we'd just...get on with things. Sure glad of that.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 20, 2006, 04:57:55 am
Jack, thinking: leaves this morning without a word...gets me to say with a straight face that I ain't queer, just to make him happy--and I haven't even blown up yet. Jeez...I must be in love with the creep.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 20, 2006, 05:08:45 am
Jack: hey, we ought to do this more often...
Ennis: C'n say THAT again...what?
Jack: Have sex in a bed. It's soo comfortable.
Ennis: Na...too much like..bein' married or something.
Jack: Well, we certainly can't have that, can we?
Ennis: No.
Jack, thinking: Hey, Ennis..I do.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 20, 2006, 05:12:20 am
Jake, thinking: sometimes having a fair knowledge of the English language and how to use it and what to express with it can make you feel pretty damned embarassed on a stage.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: insane-romantic on December 20, 2006, 10:37:30 am
There are great, I've read all 78 pages (yeah, that's how bored I was!).  I would do one myself but I can't think of any, thanks for a great laugh guys  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 20, 2006, 01:24:34 pm
Damn! Mebe if I told him I was afraid of the dark I could get him ta stay here in camp.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 20, 2006, 01:45:28 pm
Whut's tha matter with ya Jack?...you know Ah always win these staring contests.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 20, 2006, 02:45:12 pm
Boy sure looks good on a horse.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on December 21, 2006, 02:25:47 am
You guys are too funny!  OK, here's one...

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tunawiggle.jpg)
(photo courtesy of [email protected])

Ennis: “I decided to try a new recipe, we’re havin’ Tuna Wiggle fer supper.”
Jack: “Tuna Wiggle….  that taste anythin' like trouser trout?”




Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 22, 2006, 06:13:52 am
Where do you come from?
Where do you go?
Come for to see my
Cotton-eye Joe.

Come for to tell you
Come for to sing
Come for to show you
My diamond ring.

If it hadn't been
for Cotton-eye Joe
I'd a been married
long time ago.
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Post by: twistedude on December 23, 2006, 05:57:27 pm
Yeah, and a Merry Christmas, too.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 23, 2006, 06:20:59 pm
Ennis:  Dad--that's Earl. He's dead. He's..all tore up.  How come?
del Mar: Cause he needed killin'
Ennis: Why? Who done it? Gee, I bet Rich will be sad. They...always was together...almost like--they was married, except...
del Mar: except they was men, right?
Ennis: Yes, I mean..no, that wasn't what I was thinkin, exactly.
del Mar: what was you thinking, boy?
Ennis: They got along..better. Better than you 'n Mom, Dad. .
del Mar: Youi shut your foul mouth. boy!
Ennis is silent.
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Post by: twistedude on December 23, 2006, 06:33:14 pm
Jack, thinking: Hey, that's  GREAT way to start a relationship, Randall Malone...just made me get ashes all over my new pants.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 23, 2006, 06:38:34 pm
Randall, thinking: Hey--at least he noticed me.
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Post by: twistedude on December 23, 2006, 06:43:55 pm
jenny and Alma, Jr. thinking: maybe after we haven't heard you swearing at Mommy for a few minutes, we'll take you up on that push.
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Post by: twistedude on December 23, 2006, 06:51:31 pm
AH...THE WONDERS OF AIRBRUSHING!

if you don't know them, meet Brian (29) (to your left) and Justin (17) (to your right). Neither gentleman wore lipstick...especially not to bed (NOBODY wears lipstick to bed!), and Justin has short, dirty-blond hair.  Nor are Justin's shoulders encumbered by a (lavender--or any other color) sheet. Both guys are, at least to the trained eye, completely naked.

I foUnd this photo while looking in Google for "oral sex in art."  At first, I just knew they looked familiar; I didn't know who they were...

(If you care) I was looking for a painting to go with a composition i was writing called "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird." (I always steal titles; other people's are so much better than mine)
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Post by: twistedude on December 24, 2006, 01:06:13 am
Since it's a quiet night, here's the painting I finally chose.
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 06:53:46 pm
(http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/7171/bb284or0.jpg)

"S'alright, Ennis - ya don't got ta be Norelco smooth every damn time."
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 06:57:19 pm
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/773/bb634ta5.jpg)

"You ain't thinkin a growin one a them big bushy moustaches are ya?
Cause that'd really reduce my pleasure in a certain... area."
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 06:57:54 pm
(http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/3750/bb687gi8.jpg)

"It's one thing you goin off with that Jack Twist an doin the nasty, but did ya have ta give em all the trout too?"
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 06:58:32 pm
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5867/breakfastlh9.jpg)

Jack:  "I added a little somethin extra to the Crisco this mornin, ta give the spuds a little zip."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 06:59:09 pm
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/443/brokebackmtn1579gr6.jpg)

Ennis, thinking:  "One thousan one, one thousan two, one thousan three ---"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 06:59:41 pm
(http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/9342/brokebackmtn2117zs9.jpg)

Jack:  "Ya notice that little swirl I did near the end there?  Ya like that?"
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:00:11 pm
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/294/brokebackmtn1929fl7.jpg)

Ennis, reading, thinking:  "How'm I supposed ta fit a pair a assless chaps an a lariat in my creel case?"
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:00:43 pm
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7458/bb880id5.jpg)

"Tell you what, I was a real fine lookin stud in my day, Ennis Del Mar.  Turned a few heads in my time."
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:01:17 pm
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7584/bb818kv7.jpg)

Jack:  "Count the damn few times we forgot the lube in twenty years. You got no fuckin idea how bad it gets. I’m not you. I can’t take a couple a high-altitude dry-fucks once or twice a year. You’re too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:02:22 pm
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7300/bb367dl2.jpg)

Jack:  "So... that punch... was that like a love bite or somethin?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:03:05 pm
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3203/bb737ba2.jpg)

Lashawn:  "So nice ta dance with a real man.  Now my Randall - makes good money, but he's just as queer as a two dollar bill."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:03:36 pm
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9265/bb540ic0.jpg)

Jack: "I don't mean ta complain or nothin.. but fact is, my hemorrhoids are actin up."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:04:07 pm
Far Side of Brokeback

(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7370/deer2ane1.jpg)

Deer, watching:  "I ain't never seen two-legs go at it like THAT before."
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:04:39 pm
The Far Side of Brokeback

(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/416/coyote2ok7.jpg)

Coyote:  "Ah good, they're at it again... time to catch me another leg o' lamb!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:05:18 pm
The Far Side of Brokeback

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8898/ennispuzzledmf1.jpg)

Ennis, thinking:  "I swear that deer was watchin us doin it earlier."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:05:49 pm
The Far Side of Brokeback

(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5302/bb319xh0.jpg)

Ennis:  "Ya ever go out on the allotment, and ya see a deer, an ya get the feeling, he knows... an then ya spot a coyote, an he knows too... then ya get up to the sheep, and they all look at ya like they know too?"
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:06:32 pm
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4571/bb358tv5.jpg)

Jack:  "Damn!  I think I came."
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:07:05 pm
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6124/bb511zo7.jpg)

Jack:  "I know somethin ya might like.  I brought my Batman underoos."
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Post by: louisev on December 25, 2006, 07:07:40 pm
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9958/bb889cc0.jpg)

"Jack said you were a real good shot.  I got an old goat that needs puttin down."
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Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:14:18 pm
"Welcome back, welcome back..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:28:08 pm
Ennis: Suppose this stuff would be a good investment, if you had the dough?

Jack: hell, isn't $75 an ounce enough for something that just kills a little pain?  You won't catch me payin' any more than that for it.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:31:15 pm
Horse, thinking: Damned if they don't look like a couple of protozoa, conjugating.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:34:40 pm
Jack, thinking: Lord, for what we are about to receive...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:38:39 pm
O.K. You're not queer, and I'm not cute, either.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:52:27 pm
On a scale of six...he's about a 10...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 10:57:28 pm
Even on a good day (Christmas is a good day?) nobody can beat louisev's rough, ready, irreverant humor...jeez...she oughta be a...deputy sheriff, or something...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 11:16:24 pm
"watching him ride"...4/17ths of a good haiku.

watching him ride, she
felt, undeceived,  he would ride
 her with greater skill.

Not very good.
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Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 11:19:12 pm
Alma, thinking: God! All you gotta do around here to get your head bit off at the neck is tell the truth.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 25, 2006, 11:25:13 pm
Jack: What part of "more!" don't you understand?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: louisev on December 26, 2006, 07:31:19 am
"Welcome back, welcome back..."

thank you!  It wasn't like I "quit" or anything... I just ran out of ideas.  When I get new ideas, I will sure post em.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 26, 2006, 07:09:29 pm
yeah...sometimes I keep posting 'em, even though i haven't got any ideas. Eventually I notice, though.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 28, 2006, 07:13:05 pm
T'be honest, I'm almost never cold...just felt tlike broadcasting that i was tonight, for some reason
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 31, 2006, 04:29:27 am
Jack: Did anyone ever call you....never mind.
Ennis: Call me what?
Jack: I'll ask you next week...a week from now.
Ennis (wondering if there are any nut houses within a hundred mile radius): Uh..sure Jack...O.K.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 31, 2006, 04:31:26 pm
Jack: did you know that it doesn't matter what genes you have if they don't penetrate?
Ennis: that doesn't sound very comfortable.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on December 31, 2006, 09:28:43 pm
Ennis: You sure you feelin' O.K. Jack?
Jack: Never felt better.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 01, 2007, 01:03:36 pm
(http://www.heathledgercentral.com/gallery2/albums/100004/BlackJacket_red_shirt_2001out/normal_Heath_227.jpg)
Photo by Heath Ledger Central

Ennis: "It’s not safe to live together as cowboys, but maybe if me ‘n Jack take off 'n join the Ice Capades…"
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Post by: twistedude on January 01, 2007, 03:04:04 pm
Happy New Year, everybody!

(sent to me by libertyangel in the Saar)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 03, 2007, 04:53:09 pm
Jack: Except..my mouse was on the fritz.
Ennis: Yer what?
Jack: my pet mouse. He was off his feed.
Ennis: you bringin' him with ya?
Jack: well I can't just leave him in the truck to starve, can I?
Ennis: Uh...guess not.
Jack: Good.
Ennis: THAT MOUSE SLEEPS IN YOUR TENT
Course Ennis. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 03, 2007, 04:58:44 pm
Jack: Except..my mouse was on the fritz.
Ennis: Yer what?
Jack: my pet mouse. He was off his feed.
Ennis: you bringin' him with ya?
Jack: well I can't just leave him in the truck to starve, can I?
Ennis: Uh...guess not.
Jack: Good.
Ennis: THAT MOUSE SLEEPS IN YOUR TENT
Course Ennis. Wouldn't have it any other way.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:. OMG, you CRACK ME UP!!!!!!
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Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 01:24:46 am
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/natureswayoflettingyouknow.jpg)

Suddenly noticing the symbology in the clouds, Jack and Ennis feel an
uneasy sense of foreboding.


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 01:31:47 am
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/crebain.jpg)

Sauron's dyspeptic minion, Aguirre, sends hordes of evil Crebain from Dunland to scout out Brokeback Mountain.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 01:35:04 am
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/cold.jpg)

Bird: ((Wasn't it nice of those two guys to share their joint with me...  what the hell...!?!  CREBAIN FROM DUNLAND!!!!?!!))

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 04, 2007, 01:53:55 am
sagebrush--I give up--what are CREBAIN? (yeah, I read and saw LOTR...)
Jack, thinking: "Is everything sad going to come untrue?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 04, 2007, 02:00:53 am
Caution: things in your side-view mirror may appear more distant than they are.

(I know they say "closer" but it's actually more distant...)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 04, 2007, 02:36:13 am
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


What are CREBAIN??? WAAAAH...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 04, 2007, 02:46:49 am
Bert the Troll: Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it dont look  liike mutton again tomorrer.

Enough! Obviously, crebain are something Aguirre and Sauron cooked up together. Perhaps we will learn more. Nice photos.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 04, 2007, 02:49:39 am
Hey--great finger 8 posts back--just pushed it over enough to see it...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 05:11:00 am
Hint: Crebain scout just before Gandalf tries to cross Caradhras...



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackpissing-1.jpg)

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackp.jpg)

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/beltbuckleflick-2.jpg)

Jack thinking:  "Impressed?"


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 02:25:42 pm
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/palantir.jpg)

Aguirre gazes into the palantir and recieves his instructions.



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/aguirre3nz-1.jpg)

Aguirre:  “Sauron is weak, I’ll keep the Ring for myself and then I’ll not only be the Lord of  Brokeback Mountain, I’ll have dominion over Wyoming, Texas, Mexico, and the World!”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/warshingclothes-1.jpg)

Jack:  "Where the hell did all those black birds come from?  Crapped all over my clean laundry, *beep*in' nuisance..."


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 02:51:14 pm
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/pippincopy.jpg)

Pippin:  "Hey, this doesn't look like Isengard...?"


(http://www.tuckborough.net/images/treebeard.jpg)

Treebeard:  “A little detour, we’re taking the shortcut through Brokeback Mountain.  I’ve always liked going South for some reason.  Many of these trees were my friends...  I’ve enjoyed their nuts and acorns.”


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/merrypippin-2.jpg)

Pippin:  “I think I’m beginning to understand why the Entwives left.”


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 08:08:59 pm
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/closeupbinocs.jpg)

"Heh heh... they're attempting to pass over the mountains!  I'll fix their wagon...!  I want that Ring!"


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/caradhras-1.jpg)
Photo itanight.tripod

"WE CANNOT PASS!!!!   
AGUIRRE IS CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!!!!"




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/legalosinmsnow-2-iment.jpg)

Legolas thinking:  "We've got to turn back and get
below the krummholz line!  My nuts are freezing!"




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/snowdance4.jpg)

"Oh! - - - - - Oh!!!  What the.......!!!??  I have GOT to
get me some underwear when I get down off this
mountain!"




Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 10:12:21 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennisspeaking.jpg)

Ennis:  "Jack, I’m readin’ the signs and it don’t look good.  I think Aguirre is up to somethin’”



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennispilingrocks.jpg)

“Mebbe we better build ourselves a fort, just in case…”



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tentflap.jpg)

Jack:  “Geez Ennis, you are always so paranoid!  We don’t need a fort, the tent is good enough!”



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 04, 2007, 10:40:41 pm
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/treebeard5.jpg)

”I think that I shall never see, a thing as lovely as a tree….oh!  Oh! 
Oh!  Look at the size of those pinecones!”





(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/lateratbbm2.jpg)

Tree: “NNNNNNNNNnnnnHH-H-H-H….”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennispuzzled3qm-1.jpg)

Ennis:  “Did you hear that?!!  You know... I heard that in the old forests on Brokeback, below the krummholz line the trees are alive.  I hear they can talk…even - - - move…!”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/sawingwood.jpg)

Ennis:  “Now remember… chop no living wood!”


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 05, 2007, 12:02:01 am
Er...I guess so...

After all, as an advocator of incest and pedophilia, what have I got to lose?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 05, 2007, 12:24:05 am
Batten down the hatches! Middle Earth is taking over!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 05, 2007, 01:28:40 pm
Ennis thinking: When we get of this mountain you really should get yerself a manicure Jack.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: angry little lawyer on January 05, 2007, 11:46:08 pm
OMG Sagebrush, the Jack asking Ennis if he's "impressed" a page back had me LOL.  :laugh:

And the LOTR/BBM stuff is funny. I especially liked the "WE CAN NOT PASS! Aguirre is controlling the weather!" followed by Ennis doing his "WTF its snowing!" dance. :)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 06, 2007, 04:16:14 am
Aw shucks, thank you angrylitllelawyer!  Sorry it's taking me so long, these pictures are the devil to load up...



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/Jacklookingup.jpg)

Jack:  “Holy crap, that’s the biggest f*ckin’ buzzard I ever seen!?”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/waterwalkinjesus-1.jpg)

Jack:  “You will not believe the size of this buzzard I saw today!  I’m gonna bag him tomorrow for sure!”

Ennis:  “Uh… Jack… mind if I share the tent for tonight?  I don’t like the sound of that buzzard…  sounds like one of Aguirre’s tricks….!!.”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackfacefrontserious.jpg)

Jack:  "Well I don't know 'bout that... do you poot and snore?"



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 06, 2007, 04:46:55 am
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennishatinhand.jpg)

Ennis mumbling:  “Honest, I don’t poot ‘n snore.”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tn169-2.jpg)

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz~snort!~   ~~snort!~  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
*pooooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot       *blat*  *blat*   *BLAMMM!!!!*
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....  *snort!*




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/whutareyoudoin3.jpg)

Ennis:  “Goddamnit!!!!  YOU’RE the one who poots and snores!”

Jack:  "Well, Ennis, I did tell you, 'No more beans!'"



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tn1more.jpg)

Jack:  “It’s alright, it’s alright…. it’s only kinky the first time…”



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/fullmoon.jpg)



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 06, 2007, 05:55:53 am
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackwithrifle.jpg)


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/deadsheep68-1.jpg)

Jack:  “Damn it!  Missed the buzzard!  Sheep must have leaped up in front of my sights…!”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennisshove.jpg)

Ennis:  “We’re supposed to guard the sheep, not shoot ‘em!”

Jack:  “Well, look at it this way,  finally I hit something.”





(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/brokeback_mountain.jpg)

Jack:  “Uh….  Ennis, I think I made the buzzard mad, looks like he’s coming after us…!!?!”




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/witchkingandennisFINAL.jpg)

”SHEEEE--I-I-I-ITT....??!!?!!”


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 06, 2007, 09:54:54 pm
Told Jack that purple shirt made him look queer.
'So what!' he says
Damn him!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 06, 2007, 10:09:19 pm
This photo here was takin' on me 'n Jack's last trip meetin' up in the mountains. Wuz the 43rd time me met up again after he sent that first post card. The movie they made 'bout us only showed three of them. So 'lot of folk wouldn't know that although Jack favored darker solid color shirts he sometime wore a light shirt sometime even a plaid. And Ah sometime wore a solid color shirt. Fer me it depend on whut wuz on sale a JC Penny's.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 06, 2007, 10:25:02 pm
Sometimes it wuz hard actin' all tough around Jack, 'specially when Ah had ta ride up ta the sheep.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: saucycobblers on January 07, 2007, 02:44:57 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Lovin' your work sagebrush!! LMFAO!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 07, 2007, 03:09:24 pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Lovin' your work sagebrush!! LMFAO!!!  ;D

 :laugh: what she said - pick me up off the floor! You don't talk much, Sagebrush, but you get your point across!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 07, 2007, 05:48:13 pm
You can't see 'm in this picture but Jack would of had to take the mules with him to ride up ta see me.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 07, 2007, 05:57:28 pm
That old corduroy Jacket got ta be my favorite, always saved fer the trips with Jack
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 07, 2007, 06:05:00 pm
Got use ta Jack's moustache after a while, still thought he look better without it.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 08, 2007, 02:49:26 pm
Hi Saucy and Coffee,

Gee, thank you for your kind words!  I was so tickled by louisev's brilliant stuff, I just wanted to try it, looked like fun...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

p.s. I keep seeing pictures I prefer so I'm modifying as I go...




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gandalfsummoningshadowfax.jpg)

Gandalf:  "Uh-oh!  May have been a mistake to try and cross the
open plains!  They've seen us!"




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/eyeofsauron3.jpg)

Sauron:  "Yo Angmar, quit gawping at those gay cowboys
and get back to work!  I'm really starting to wonder about you! 
Members of the Fellowship have been spotted trying to cross the
northern plains - I order you to go join the attack party!"



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gandalfonshadowfax.jpg)

Gandalf:  "Retreat back to the forest!  You're no match for
the Nazgul!  I'll divert them while you make a run for it...!!"



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gandalf2final.jpg)

Gandalf:  "EXPECTO  PATRONUM...!!"


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennislooking.jpg)

Ennis:  "He's flyin' away?!"


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/enniswrestlingfromafar.jpg)

Ennis:  "I'll teach you to shoot at buzzards, boy...!!"


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 09, 2007, 02:23:18 pm

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/eyeofsauronpupil-1.jpg)

Sauron thinking:  "I used to be a hairy eyeball until that idiot Aguirre gave me a Balrog for Christmas."




Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 09, 2007, 02:44:15 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/aragorn-bellsouth.jpg)

Aragorn:  "Quick, everyone!  Let's meet up with Gandalf later!"



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/frodosam-filmotheknrwde.jpg)

Sam:  "What say we slip off by ourselves for a little bit of private time?  I thought I saw a tent down there."



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/Aragorn_and_Legolas6.jpg)

Aragorn:  "Dammit!  We've lost those pesky hobbits!"


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 09, 2007, 03:01:12 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gimli2.jpg)

Gimli:  "What are those two guys doing down there?"


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/wrestlingonground34-1copy-1.jpg)



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/aragornriding-darcydafunpic.jpg)

Gimli:  "Nice!  Pretty slick the way you made off with these horses while those cowboys were pre-occupied!  Let's go find those hobbits!"


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 10, 2007, 03:00:48 pm


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gimlilegolassep.jpg)

Gimli:  “Does the atmosphere on Brokeback feel different than…
that is…  oh hell, what I’m trying to say is – you must have noticed
that I’m very partial to blonds?”





(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/legolassmiling-1.jpg)

Legolas:  “Perhaps when this is all over we can take a quick trip to that
far land over the seas….  maybe do a little fishing at Don Ho’s cabin…”



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 13, 2007, 12:07:25 pm

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/frodo6.jpg)

Frodo:  “Hope nobody minds that we borrowed some of that Crisco in the tent… how about a dip in the water before we join the others?”


(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/samswim.jpg)

Sam:  “Last one in is Aguirre’s left buttcheek – whoa!”



(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennisdivingfromcliff.jpg)

Jack singing:  "I'm a sinner and so are you-u-u-u!  Let's warsh up cause we smell like....!!"  *SPLASH!!*


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 14, 2007, 04:25:47 pm
Ennis, thinking: "Girls don't fall in love with fun"?...I guess... boys don't either.

Thanks Maggie.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 16, 2007, 04:15:59 pm
Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now.


(Last two lines of "My Back Pages," by Dylan, ending the Cold Case episode, "Forever Blue.", December 3, 2006)

(one of Lucise's beautiful montages)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 02:31:30 am
Jimmy: So who's Jack and who's Ennis?
Coop: Screw that.  I don't give a damn.


(from Cold Case episode 10 --and 79--(December and January, 2006, '07)"Forever Blue" Anachronistic, since the pictured action takes place in 1968.)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 03:02:12 am
Justin: You think they'll ever make a real movie about gay guys in love?
Brian: After the five years I've spent making love to you, you fucking queer, they goddamned well better.


Season 5, "Queer as Folk," 2000-2005, Showtime)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 03:43:25 am
Brian: I know everyone was hoping we'd make love, or at least kiss, in the last scene.
Neil: But we didn't. Fooled ya.

("Mysterious Skin," 2004)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 04:18:26 am
"Maurice" 1987. That's actually Hugh Grant in the first picture.
Maurice: The gentleman in the first picture is Clive Durham. The only problem with Durham is that he never made love to anyone in his life. Which must have made his life rather uncomfortable, as well as that of those around him.

That's me, below. Merchant-Ivory thought Clive should look out his window and imagine me as i was in college. It's not in the book.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 04:34:59 am
Ennis: What'ryou doin'
Jack: The motion picture industry is over 100 years old. What do you think I'm doing?


(another Lucise photo montage)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 05:32:36 pm
The Boys in the Band (play--1968; movie--1970)
A bitter and self-recriminatory film about gay life in New York. A long party, perhaps infiltrated by one straight man (perhaps not). The actors who played Harold and Michael (pictured below) were both dead of AIDS by 1992.
The play and movie of course pre-date AIDS.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 05:43:07 pm
"Parting Glances", 1983.
Hi. I'm Nick. I've got AIDS, which puts a bit of a damper on your life, but everyone manages to remain fairly cheerful, and, in spite of horrendous shooting conditions which you wouldn't BELIEVE, they act up a storm.

(Steve Buscemi as Nick)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 06:09:57 pm
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QP3NH3CQ

Cold Case episode 10 and 79, December and January, 2006, '07: "Forever Blue"
CBS. Never would have happened without Brokeback, but is only slightly derivitive...being about cops....in Philadelphia, 1968 and 2006.

Oh I coud hide neath the wing
of a bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring.
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes.
The shavin' razor's cold and it stings.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 19, 2007, 06:24:17 pm
More...

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 20, 2007, 03:12:43 am
"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last, have you no sense of decency?"
Angels in America (play--1993; miniseries  HBO---2003

A gay Fantasia on AIDS, polItics and humanity, won 5 Golden Globes and more Emmys than I could count (I stopped at 17)


The Angel of America,( Emma Thompson) who likes having sex better than proclaiming truth.

Roy Cohen, dying of AIDS (Al Pacino, best actor, Emmy, magnificent as the man you love to hate.)..

Belize(Jeffrey Wright), come to collect Roy's AZT, after he dies.

The ghost of Ethel Rosenberg (Meryl Streep) calls 911 for Roy ("ooo....buttons! They sing a song: beep. beep, beep")


Roy: What's it like...after?
Belize (the night nurse): heaven or hell?
Roy:---
Belize: Like San Franciso. Big city, overrun with weeds, but flowering weeds. Pretty wind, a gray high sky. ..and everyone wears red corsages. Dance palaces full of...gender confusion, and all the dieties are Creole.
Roy: And heaven?
Belize: That was heaven, Roy.

The plot is intricate and great. But many gay people don't like it--too much of the time of AIDS dominance.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 20, 2007, 03:52:17 pm
La Cage Aux Folles (1978)--"birds of a feather"--but literally, "the cage for crazy ladies"

"La Cage aux Folles" is the name of the nightclub Albin (French) and Renato (Italian) own, in which Albin performs nightly as a transvestite dancer and singer. They have lived on St. Tropez (French Riviera) together for many years. (St. Tropez is the only spot on earth that's more expensive than Berkeley, I'm told).
During one of these years, Renato has got himself a son ("you have to try everything once"), and now, the son is getting married, to a girl.
Her father looks just like Richard Nixon.
They attempt to transform themselves into a straight couple for one night, as hosts to the in-laws-to-be,  and their comfortable apartment (with only a few  phallic nick-nacks) and a very few  statues of naked men) into a severe domicile with a huge wooden cross over the fireplace.

None of it comes off in the end, but the wedding. Love prevails.

And if it isn't funny, will someone tell me why it ran at the Act 1-Act2 in Berkeley...for THREE YEARS? (movies usually stay there for 2 weeks)

Below: An alleyway in St. Tropez. below that: Renato tries to instruct Albin in how NOT to hold a teacup, butter toast, and how to walk like John Wayne.

P.S: DON'T see "The Birdcage..."
Title: )
Post by: twistedude on January 22, 2007, 08:58:08 pm
"Cruising", 1980

Perhaps the most disliked of all  gay-themed movies (not by me!~), it deals with a cop (Pacino, at his usual magnificent best) who is assigned to go undercover in the seamiest part of the gay community in New York City to solve a serial killing. Many gay people felt that they had enough problems already without having people see them portrayed as living among the ugliest part of humanity (and perhaps spreading the notion that the part stood for the whole).

Two questions: 1) Who was the killer, anyhow?
2) Can you go undercover without going undercover? How?

(the more trditional posters are still under licence)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: moremojo on January 24, 2007, 07:28:15 pm
The plot is intricate and great. But many gay people don't like it--too much of the time of AIDS dominance.
I'm one of the gay people who like it--a lot! I think it's one of the finest made-for-television works ever. But I did think the first half was much stronger than the second, which was further marred by a muddled ending. And yet the second half featured my single favorite moment in the production, when the ghost of Ethel Rosenberg visits Roy on his deathbed, and poetically conveys her stinging, icy contempt for his hateful spirit.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 24, 2007, 08:07:49 pm
That's funny, because MY favorite moment is when she prompts Louis in saying the Hebrew prayer for the dead- for Roy-and then finishes up with "You son of a bitch!"

She is SO great in that part!

We (me and my ex and our two houseguests) just watched it last night. Watched it straight through.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sid401k on January 26, 2007, 12:46:53 am
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=brokeback+mountain/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=130e557c2/EXP=1138910968/*-http%3A//www.elconfidencial.com/fotos/cultura/2006011910brokeback-mountain.jpg)
Ennis:  Your left foot back.  No, your left.  Back!
             I'm
supposed to be the one leadin' here...

Jack:    Lighten up, Ennis!  This is supposed to be fun!

              Some enchanted evening...

Ennis:  Jack, if you're gonna sing...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 26, 2007, 03:51:12 am
Hullo, Sid! In MY stories, Jack can sing. Everything isn;'t "Water Walking jesus," you know! Let's put it this way, if you don't like to sing--you'd better stay out of my stories, unless you're Roy Taylor or...Ennis. Lureen sings, Jack sings, Bobby sings up a storm, Joe (Bobby's wife) sings, and Bobby's 5-year-old son, Jack, sings ("twinkle, twinkle, little Starr"), Siede sings (in Spanish!). Even Jack (if you like) sings several lines of an old popular song, and Ennis (if you like) sings 3 words of "Strange Fruit."J'aime chanter! (I love to sing!). We had a chorus in high school called Jimmie Chanties...

Just a bit more "Queer as Folk" (see bottom of 84)

Everyone DROOLS over Brian..I always go for the blonds. If I want to see someone tall, dark and handsome, I'll look in the mirror, thank you! (Hee...)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 27, 2007, 03:48:11 pm
HI Sid!

Loved your caption, made my day!  More, more, more!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Here's one for you....




(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/watermelon15-1.jpg)

Randall:  "Dear Jack, I thought you'd enjoy this little portrait of me, LaShawn had it made at the Aggie Harvest Festival.  Sure I can't interest you in some fishing in November?"


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sid401k on January 27, 2007, 06:55:02 pm
Hullo, Sid! In MY stories, Jack can sing. Everything isn;'t "Water Walking jesus," you know!

I never said Jack couldn't sing.  It's just that--at this particular time--Ennis doesn't want him to sing!  ;)

Loved your caption, made my day!  More, more, more!

Thanks!  I'll see what I can dig up!
And how much did LaShawn pay for that portrait??  You wouldn't catch me going fishing with him!  (Of course, I prefer my beaus to have both ears.)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 28, 2007, 04:14:46 am
sagebrush: Randall to van Gogh--that's one giant leap for man and mankind as well!

Product of a confused mind: Just because i tell you to go to hell, why do you jump to the conclusion that I want you to go alone?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 28, 2007, 06:42:49 am
C'mon, guys, it couldn't have been THAT bad...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 28, 2007, 06:55:01 am
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0443706/025.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0443706&seq=20 (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0443706/025.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0443706&seq=20)

Stil got them long, pretty fingers...

March 2, latest release date.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on January 28, 2007, 01:36:39 pm
Oh you guys,

I see I can't play foolies with you, you are too erudite!  My friends don't know Van Gogh from a hole in the ground...


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 28, 2007, 01:53:36 pm
My friends don't know slash from a hole in the ground, and believe me, they want to stay that way! MUCH bigger problem.

No, actually, it isn't.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 31, 2007, 11:33:06 pm
I steal photos from DaveCullen, and post them here. They have an enormous thread on "Queer as Folk." With LOTS or yummy pictures....wasn't it Robin Hood who stole from the rich?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on February 03, 2007, 04:44:38 am
Oh dear, may have to reconsider about blonds being best...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Companyofmen on February 06, 2007, 03:15:02 pm
The Magicians


(I have a whoie buncvh of "Forever Blue" photocaps on "Anything Goes")

Oh yeah.also known as twistedude
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on February 07, 2007, 08:04:27 pm
C'mere.

Well they're supposed to be irreverent, aren't they?

Oh--all those "Companyofman"s are me, too. Please note that the skeleton on the left is touching the left cheekbone of the skeleton on the right....I didn't make them, honest!
Title: Cinematical is having a BBM photo-caption contest!
Post by: Lynne on February 10, 2007, 01:29:51 am
It's the scene where Ennis and Alma standing before the Jolly Minister.  Y'all go wild and win this one for BetterMost!!

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 02:24:37 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0320.jpg)
"Oh no, it glows in the dark."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 02:30:18 pm
Hello everyone!

I've been looking through the great caps posted here. There's always a new angle! I hope it's ok to post some of my personal favs I've posted over at .... well, you know... the other place.

Vic
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 02:34:42 pm
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5605/601038is7.jpg)

"Ennis Del Mar, congratulations!
Due to your outstanding performance at the Wyoming Gay Men's Association's Annual Dress-Up Ball you are the winner of our Mardi Gras Holiday this year! You and your life partner will be staying at the Fabulous New Orleans Queens Palace Hotel, with front row seats to this year's Birdcage Stage Show.
RSVP 1-800-GAYS-RULE."

Alma: "Huh?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 02:37:11 pm
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5605/601038is7.jpg)
Card: "Did you know that 1 in 4 husbands cheat on their wife with a fishing buddy?"
Alma: "Huh?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 02:39:03 pm
(http://www.edge-inc.net/images/humor/ugonone.jpg)

Unbeknownst to Mother Superior, Sister Clara secretly watches the FNIT on the net.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:02:05 pm
(http://www.blogdecine.com/images/brokeback-mountain.jpg)

Jack: "You see that, those morons are making fun of us."
Ennis: "Fun of YOU, you mean."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:03:31 pm
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6062/basketvr3.png)

Jack: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:09:54 pm
(http://www.elconfidencial.com/fotos/cultura/2006011637brokeback-mountain5mod.jpg)

BROKEBACK DENIALS

Jack: "It's so good to see you again!"
Ennis: "That's nice. And your name is?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:19:31 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/sheepeyeing0hz.jpg)
Shirley:"The sexual tension between Jack and that Ennis fella got me all wet and it isn't even season." ...
Sheila: "Tell me about it." ...
Charlotte, in the background: "Yeaaaah."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:30:31 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/EnnisJackwflock.jpg)

Suddenly, a week after being neglected by Jack, Shirley's gaydar goes off.
In anger she bleats out "Jaaaaack is queeeerr." ...
"Queeeerr," echoes the rest of the flock. And a new sheep word is born. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:31:38 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/a-BBM_cd1_0384.jpg)
"What ees thees? Three dozen fresh oysters and a can of Miracle Wheep?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:33:20 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/reeceadamsR060306_450x410.jpg)
"You look like a ripe banana in that dress. Wanna play fruit bowl?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:34:32 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0231.jpg)
Jack: "We're not having elk steak again tonight, are we?"
Ennis: "Yep, followed by some a your beef cake, buddy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:49:27 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0490.jpg)
"Woah, it's even bigger in daylight!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:50:23 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/a-BBM_cd1_0384.jpg)
"Que? What ees thees? A dozen red roses and one pink lace panty size large?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:51:13 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0052.jpg)
"No, I didn't find any red lace panties up on Brokeback. Besides, they were pink."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:51:50 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/jakesass.jpg)
Jack: "Hey Ennis, where'd you say that quarter was?"
Ennis: "Jus' keep lookin', buddy."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:52:40 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bb5717ng.jpg)
Alma Jr.: "Daddy, is it true you and Uncle Jack were kissing?"
Ennis: "Eh... no, sweetheart, we were jes comparin' gum flavors."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:53:47 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbmsheeptalking-1.jpg)
Sheila: "Tell me, is Jack big like Ennis?"
Shirley: "Biiiiiggg."
...
"Biiiiiggg" echoed the herd, and a new sheep word was born.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:54:29 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1338.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "I wish I knew how to shut you up.
...
But I'd rather do that with Ennis."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:58:26 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0660.jpg)
"Oh Ennis, If I could just club you and drag you off to a cow and calf
operation instead of chasing daft rodeo clowns."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:59:06 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0068.jpg)
"I wonder if it will hold long enough to impregnate Lureen with it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 03:59:47 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1081.jpg)
Randall: "Jack, Lureen's been tellin' me you're quite handy with the motor oil."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 04:00:25 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm081.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "You got my man, sister, and that's a goddamn bitch of
an unsatisfactory situation."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 04:01:23 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm573.jpg)
Cowboy 1: "I ain't queer."
Cowboy 2: "Me neither."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on March 15, 2007, 04:02:05 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0741.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "There goes my life."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: sagebrush on March 28, 2007, 09:08:24 pm
OMG Vic,

I love your stuff!!!!

      YEEEE-HAWWW!!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: SFEnnisSF on April 02, 2007, 06:06:01 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0068.jpg)
"I wonder if it will hold long enough to impregnate Lureen with it."

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 02:45:14 am
OMG Vic,

I love your stuff!!!!

      YEEEE-HAWWW!!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks!  :P I'll post a few more!

Vic
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:27:42 am
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/reunionmotel.jpg)
(In the background plays "Je t'aime moi non plus.")
Jack: "You hear that, that's our song they're playing..."
Ennis: "Yeah, you and that Jane Birkin sound remarkably alike."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:33:06 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/Almawithsugarshaker.jpg)
"The sugar dispenser and the two shakers reminded Alma of something she'd lost,
if only she could put her finger on it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:34:18 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/sheep0ls.png)
Once more in the arms of her beloved Jack, Shirley let him paint her hoof nails in preparation for the night.
Little did she know that Ennis had already painted his.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:36:03 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0141.jpg)
Basque: "I know thees ees 1963 but that breedge was bilt in 1985."
Ennis: "What bridge?"
The mule snorts: "And I'm supposed to be the ass around here?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:37:33 am
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisIswear.jpg)
Dang, the cheap glue they used on these side burns is making my eyes tear.
Maybe I shoulda gotten Jack's pornstache instead.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:38:59 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1317.jpg)
"Heck, that's the same color Jack uses."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:40:31 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1097.jpg)
LaShawn to Lureen: "Say what? Jack's got a thing for different colored 'kerchiefs? My, so does Randall!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:41:08 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1074.jpg)
LaShawn: "And you know, Randall forgot to wrap my birthday gift, it was one o' them new
fangled massage vibrators. I found it in his underwear drawer the other night. Right, darlin'?"
Randall: "Uh... yeah... that's right, honey."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:41:56 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm083.jpg)
Ennis: "Moi?  I don' know where your blue dress is."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:42:48 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm483.jpg)
Ennis was blissfully unaware that his shirt sniffing habit would cause millions of people to sob uncontrollably.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:43:25 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm397.jpg)
As Jack mooned them, the boys looked on in amazement, and some, in desire.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:44:06 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1182.jpg)
Jack: "And I always use this finger to test for tightness."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:45:31 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0438.jpg)
Jack made a mental note to revisit his plastic surgeon.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:46:03 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0113.jpg)
Better Most beans was discontinued soon after it became known that
prolonged use would cause homosexuality in cowboys.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:47:03 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm995.jpg)
Ennis: "You just boogey on down an' I'll jus' stand here and watch these asses... eh cowboys."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 11, 2007, 11:47:39 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1524.jpg)
Ennis failed to notice it was Happy Breakfast Hour at the Riverton Diner.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:45:10 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm086a.jpg)
BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
Ennis: "Darling, I'm gay and I'm going to a motel with Jack to fuck the brains out of each other."

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm087a.jpg)
Alma: "Sure, honey. Just don't forget to bring me back some cigarettes."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:45:46 am
BROKEBACK 2006
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0472.jpg)
Jack: "I got some fresh herbs while waiting for you. Rosemary, thyme, basil and parsley.
Should make that elk steak taste a lot better. What you bring?"
Ennis: "Ketchup. From the condiments aisle."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:49:33 am
(http://man2manalliance.org/crw/crwimages/cowboys450!.jpg)
BROKEBACK HISTORY
Early Brokebackers ca. 1850 aka "The Condiments Bunch."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:50:12 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/pooh-tigger-piglet.jpg)
Tigger: "Oh Pooh, I'm so happy, Pooh. Got our own Honey and Bee operation, and Piglet too. It'd be sweet."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:50:47 am
BROKEBACK Europe
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm333.jpg)
Jack: "Remember the Barcelona Gay Parade last year, when you dressed up as Maria Callas?"

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm304.jpg)
Ennis: "Yeah, that was great, got two marriage proposals."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:51:23 am
BROKEBACK England
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm523.jpg)
Ennis: "Honey, I got the picknick basket from Harrod's!"

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm518.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "I hope he remembered to get the basket from Selfridges this year."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:51:54 am
BROKEBACK 2006
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm977.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Now you dunnit, he's off to Mykonos by himself an' I'm stuck here in Hootersville."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:52:52 am
BROKEBACK Europe
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm970.jpg)
Jack: "I told you we should've gone to Ibiza. You know I hate this camping shit."
Ennis: "Whut, so you'd meet up with that Juan again? We're stayin'."

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm972.jpg)
Jack: "Bitch."

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm973.jpg)
Ennis: "Spanish Ho."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:53:25 am
BROKEBACK 2006
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm612.jpg)
Ennis: "Girls, Jack and I thought we'd give you a choice this year, two weeks in
South Beach for Summer vacation, or Christmas in San Francisco."

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm617.jpg)
Jack: "Don't you think Disneyworld or Yellowstone would've been a better idea?"
Ennis: "Ain't nuthin' wrong with some culchur."

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm632.jpg)
Jack: "Besides, we had promised Randall and Juan we'd be in New York for the Gay Parade."
Ennis: "Quit yer bitchin' already."

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm638.jpg)
Jack: "You ain't the man I married."
Ennis: "And you ain't the wife I left."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:54:45 am
CULTURED ENNIS
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Ennisintears-L.jpg)
Ennis: "You didn't bring any Emmenthaler? You know how much I like Emmenthaler with my
hamburger... eh.. steak tartare."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:58:11 am
BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1113.jpg)
Lureen: "Those fishing trips are just an excuse to go to Houston to get me more pearls, right honey?"
Jack: "Gawd no, they're just an excuse to have sex with a man."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 10:58:43 am
BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1073.jpg)
LaShawn: "Isn't that right, Randall, you only tried my dress to see if it would still fit me?"
Randall: "Gawd no, I'm one a them crossdressers, hoping that's what Jack likes."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 11:00:31 am
BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1011.jpg)
Cassie: "Hey cowboy, are you paying attention?"
Ennis: "Hell no, I'm checking out that guy's ass."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 18, 2007, 11:09:58 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap1543.jpg)
Mrs. Newsome, thinking: "I hope he doesn't look like that pig ass of a husband of mine."
JD: "Well, you can be proud, Lureen, looks just like his grandpa."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 19, 2007, 02:03:33 pm
(http://talkaboutsexxx.com/images/brokeback_mountain/entering-wyoming.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: SFEnnisSF on April 19, 2007, 02:06:29 pm
(http://talkaboutsexxx.com/images/brokeback_mountain/entering-wyoming.jpg)

Can you imagine if all the Gay Cowboys actually moved to Wyoming.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 19, 2007, 03:43:33 pm
Can you imagine if all the Gay Cowboys actually moved to Wyoming.   :laugh:

Sounds like a plan to me!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 26, 2007, 09:19:40 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1384.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "This time I'm so angry I'm gonna kick his ass before kissing it."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 26, 2007, 09:20:26 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1342a.jpg)
Ennis: "How come I always gotta carry the heavy stuff?"
Jack: "You wanna be the man, be the man."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 26, 2007, 09:21:15 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1377.jpg)
Jack: "I'm so NOT talking to you, bitch."
Ennis: "You can turn your back all you want, Miss Twist, I'm too tired right now."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: moremojo on April 26, 2007, 11:36:09 am
Sounds like a plan to me!
Wyoming--the Gay Cowboy State! ;D Gawd, don't you know there must be Wyomingites who absolutely hate us Brokies?!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 26, 2007, 12:16:40 pm
Wyoming--the Gay Cowboy State! ;D Gawd, don't you know there must be Wyomingites who absolutely hate us Brokies?!

Great ! Let's have the next EuroPride there !

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on April 30, 2007, 03:18:34 am
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0187.jpg)

Jack: "Ever hear of fellatio?"
Ennis: "He a singer?
Jack: "Sigh."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 01, 2007, 07:53:07 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1134.jpg)
Ennis: "You you ... dirty homosexual!"
Jack:  "Oh yeah?"
Ennis: "Yeah!"
Jack:  "Wanna see my ass?"
Ennis: "Yeah! Oh... eh... "
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 01, 2007, 07:54:09 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0808.jpg)
Ennis, reading: "To win the sweepstakes you need to take a year's subscription to
any of the magazines listed here"


Marrried Life - "Eh... no."
Crochet & Knit - "Eh... no."
Trout Fishing - "Yeah!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 02, 2007, 04:06:21 am
(http://www.mypicsaver.com/uploads/983e9ce9a2.jpg)
Ennis, thinking "The only mail I'll ever want will never be in here."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on May 14, 2007, 11:32:38 am
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Tent1983.jpg)

Heath: Ang can't we just stay like this a bit?

Ang: No! Got a perfect shot.

Heath: You sure?...

Ang. Yes...All you needed to do is just lay there...Now you need to get up!

Heath: But...it's kind cold outside.....yeah that's it.....and Jake here is so warm.

Jake: Yeah Ang ...can you give us five?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: loneleeb3 on May 14, 2007, 11:47:56 am
(http://www.mypicsaver.com/uploads/983e9ce9a2.jpg)
Ennis, thinking "The only mail I'll ever want will never be in here."

Sadly, thats so true!
I never even thought of that before! :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 14, 2007, 02:11:43 pm
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/BushDM0507_468x308.jpg)

Bush: "What do you think, Queenie... <wink, wink> You, me, a little Empire & Colony operation. It'd be sweet."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 14, 2007, 02:13:21 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm811.jpg)
Munroe to Alma: "Huh? No, I don't have a fishing buddy, why you ask?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on May 14, 2007, 02:18:13 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm811.jpg)
Munroe to Alma: "Huh? No, I don't have a fishing buddy, why you ask?"


Hilarious!
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Kay-Nasty on May 19, 2007, 10:11:55 pm
Ennis: "Hey Jack, how would I look with stunna shades on?"
Jack: "Huh?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Kay-Nasty on May 19, 2007, 10:15:51 pm
Ennis: "Uh Jack, what's with the caterpillar on your face?"
Jack: *Glares at Ennis* "You sonofawhoreson bitch! It's called a mustache. I am tryin' somethin' new."
Ennis: "Hmmm... *rolls eyes* "
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Kay-Nasty on May 19, 2007, 10:18:47 pm
Jack: *to himself* "Ugh. These pants do not complement my figure."
Ennis: *to himself* "Ooo... but it's lookin' good from here, buddy."
Jack: "Huh?"
Ennis: "Hunh?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Kay-Nasty on May 19, 2007, 10:22:56 pm
Jack: *a disappointed look at Ennis*
Ennis: "Aww Jack, don't look right now. I know its small, but only cuz its just so cold out here. I've... I've got SHRINKAGE!"
Jack: "Oh, well if that's the only problem, perhaps I can warm you up."
Ennis: "Hunh?"
Jack: "Don't gimme that bullshit. You know where..." *wink wink*
Ennis: “Hmmm…”
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Kay-Nasty on May 19, 2007, 10:29:01 pm
*To honor my best buddy Demi *

Ennis: "Hey Jack, you know, we could do it on the floor together"
Jack: "Or in the shower."
Ennis: "Or on top of my dresser."
Jack: "Or on your dining room table?"
Ennis: "Hunh? I don't think so! That's where my children eat. You Jack Nasty..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on May 20, 2007, 09:39:59 pm
hysterical Kay-Nasty.   everyone did good
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:36:51 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0320.jpg)
"Huh? Jack??? I coulda sworn it was the best p***y I ever had."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:39:12 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1338.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "I miss Ennis stepping on my toes. "
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:41:20 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0204.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, this horsey needs a weenie and maybe a nice rounded ass like Jack..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:42:16 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0425.jpg)
"Let me think... I've been watching boys up here for 15 years, at 4 months a year, fornicating
at least 3 times a day, that would make... eh... dang, left my adding machine at the trailer."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:42:58 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1168-b.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "His hat is taller than mine, does that mean his is big?"
Randall, thinking: "His hat is broader than mine, does that mean his is thick?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:45:23 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1086.jpg)
Lureen: "Oh Jack is always running off to Mexico, seems they got something called tubesteaks there.
Me, I like a good old T-bone."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:46:48 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0046.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "What's a man to do? If I fornicate with him I'm going to hell,
and if I don't I'll be in one... <evil grin> Well cowboy, better the hell you know."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on May 25, 2007, 07:48:30 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1524.jpg)
"Hmm, this roll looks about as appetizing as Alma in the morning."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: loneleeb3 on May 25, 2007, 07:56:00 am
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1524.jpg)
"Hmm, this roll looks about as appetizing as Alma in the morning."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good one
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 22, 2007, 02:52:51 am
Such a pretty monster!

(Michio Yuki, from MW, a manga by Tezuka Osamu, 1976-78)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: David In Indy on June 22, 2007, 02:56:04 am
Such a pretty monster!

(Michio Yuki, from MW, a manga by Tezuka Osamu, 1976-78)

Boy! This thread suddenly jumped out of the basement and was rejuvenated again!!

Thanks for reviving it!!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 22, 2007, 12:18:05 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0425.jpg)
"Let me think... I've been watching boys up here for 15 years, at 4 months a year, fornicating
at least 3 times a day, that would make... eh... dang, left my adding machine at the trailer."


Vic, if you're there . . . I just spat all over my keyboard!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 12:19:41 am
To continue:

Yuki and Father Garai (without his clerical collar--which explains why he looks so conflicted). They're making love, but it's a bit vague--Sid suggests this is because, as the first mainstream manga writer presenting homosexuality, Tezuka thought a little vagueness wouldn't hurt
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 12:24:41 am
manga (being japanese) read from right to left

R: Yuki says: "It's O.K."
L; He kisses Garai.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 12:32:17 am
R: black picture: Yuki says: I love you.
L: Yuki says: Don't leave me. I won't let you go. Please stay with me...Let's just stay this way unttil we die
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 12:56:34 am
But I haven't yet shown Yuki being a monster (it has nothing to do with his being gay, although he is Tezuka's one true monster protagonist, and also his one true gay protagonist.)

My favorite: Here he has seduced a girl, in order to find a patch of human skin into which he can inject a distillation of what is (hopefully) MW nerve gas--which poisoned his own mind, 15 years earlier. He is explaining this to the girl.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 01:01:09 am
It worked. She looks just like the village full of people he and Garai saw lying dead, 15 years earler.
I won't give any more of the plot away; the graphic novel MW will be out in English in October; it is now available (from Abe books or Alibris, from time to time) in Japanese or French.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 01:15:05 am
Bye!
(Here Yuki is explaining to father Garai that he needs A nun's habit, in order to escape the police, who are after him because of an--almost as unsavory--earlier episode
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 23, 2007, 01:21:01 am
 ???   ^  Uh, are these Brokeback-related?  I don't get it . . .
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 23, 2007, 01:30:52 am
They're just as Brokeback related as LOTRs (if you ask ME), and just as related as my 10-12 capsule movie reviews, numerous pages back, the stills from "Forever Blue," and "Qas F," a photo of my father as a young man, and a baseball photo from 1882. Mickey Mouse (1940)?

Is there a new rule that photocaps can only come from Brokeback? If so, complain, and get them removed--I only worked about 3 hiours on them--the MW ones, that is.

I liked the Aguirre with his adding machine, BTW...

If I had a photo from The Well of Lonliness, 1910, I'd post THAT. get it?

My favorite Brokeback still...almost.:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 23, 2007, 09:49:05 pm
 :D  :D  :D   These are all great!  Classic!  Thank you Susie!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 24, 2007, 06:22:16 am
Oh Susie, thank you for posting these. They are great!

And this one

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s31/Susiebell_album/Captions/sweetlifeafterall.jpg)

had me from laughing to tears in a second.

 :'(


And then I read this one:

Quote
Ennis Del Mar: Long as you love me, Jack, as long as you love me.

and now I'm a total basket case again.

 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 24, 2007, 01:37:18 pm
Yeah, I loved the "foot's touchin yer butt" — hilarious!    :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 25, 2007, 01:57:11 am
These are fantastic! Thanks for rescuing the old ones. I especially liked the "Congratulations, Mr. del Mar" one,  the two thumb positions (now who would have noticed THAT!) and the "touchin' your butt" one.

Jack thinking (very quickly!):Hope that little bit of truth didn't cost me my job. Y'know--it was worth it. What the hell does he mean, 'You want your son to grow up to be a man, don't you? Boys should watch football.. ' Since he's a boy, the chances are almost 100% he'll grow up io be a man, football or no football! I didn't have a TV to watch football on, and whaddaya know, I grew up to be a man!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 25, 2007, 02:13:05 am
A Proulx, thinking: They're..really going to publish it!  I knowit's good, somehow, even though it's the first I've published--under my own name.. Sometime, somewhere, someone will read this thing, and...be glad they did....

(cartoon drawing appearing in the original shiort stiory in the "New Yorker," October, 1997)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 25, 2007, 02:33:47 am
God (to cherubim): This is a very special  fall. I know it just looks like any old fall now, but someday, what's inside this little magazine will touch SO many of my children with the reds and golds of New England, changing their whole lives. Stick with me, kids, a lotta people will be wearing.... poils.... .

(original cover of the "New Yorker" Brokeback Mountain appeared in.)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 25, 2007, 02:58:25 am
Heath: laughng's a lot easier than acting...and you can quote me on that.
    Jake: Better not say that to an Eskimo.

    Heath: I...don't get it.
    Jake: C'mon, Heath--don'tcha know ANYTHING?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 25, 2007, 03:13:29 am
Jack (sings softly as he works): he's the lilly of the valley,
                                                  the bright and morning star
                                                   he's the fairest of 10,000 to my soul...
    Ennis: What the hell kind of a song is THAT?
    Jack: It's just an old hymn, Ennis, a hymn. learned it from my momma.
    Ennis: Don't sound like no hymn I ever heard!
    Jack:  Learn something new every day.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on June 25, 2007, 03:28:12 am
Y'kniow what? he's still an awful pretty monster!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on July 10, 2007, 11:59:00 pm
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/AlmaJr.jpg)

We're gettin married August 5th, at the Methodist church. Monroe's caterin the reception, and Jenny's gonna sing, and—


(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/EnnisDance.jpg)

Oh, Jenny gets to sing, hunh? Well can I at least do an interpretive dance or something?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on July 11, 2007, 12:00:56 am
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/BM%20deleted%20scenes%20and%20on-set%20photos/Angcrew.jpg)

"Country Gay" Consultant:  No, man! First he's gotta insert two fingers and spread 'em like so. Get him all warmed up, see, and then . . .

Ang [thinks]:  This is way more information than I need . . . 
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 11, 2007, 12:59:44 am




                     OMG  that is  crazy funny Laura
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on August 02, 2007, 03:38:06 pm
(http://mywebpage.netscape.com/harrycapehorn/JakeGyllenhaal.jpeg)
"Where do I itch? How about you start here..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on August 02, 2007, 03:39:59 pm
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0019.jpg)
Aguirre: "And if you two feel the urge to fornicate make sure you do it outside the tent, so I can see."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on August 02, 2007, 03:42:04 pm
(http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg)
"What do you mean Brokeback Mountain wasn't about two women?!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 06, 2007, 09:45:45 am
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/perry_wideweb__430x315.jpg)


Things went downhill for Ennis after Jack's death, but he did manage to find some solace in his pottery hobby.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on August 06, 2007, 02:19:46 pm


     :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:   Is that him there, in the red Mary Janes, and frilly sockies....?  hysterical :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on August 12, 2007, 01:21:38 pm
(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/CowboysAtSunset.jpg)
Jack (1st shadow), thinking: "Hmmm, can't see who's who...
Oh well...
Ennis One, Two, Three and Four...
YEAH!
Now where's that elk lard lube I made, it's gonna be a busy night."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on August 13, 2007, 02:32:18 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_ball.jpg)
Jack, eying Ennis' bulge, reminiscing: "Hmm, now there's a lollipop that never loses its taste..."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on August 17, 2007, 08:14:34 am
...the two thumb positions (now who would have noticed THAT!) and the "touchin' your butt" one.
...

LMAO.. that would be me. wow, it's funny to see my stuff from DC over here via IMDB!
who woulda known, :D  it's nice to know that the caps get a laugh wherever they go, haha. ::)
no wonder my bandwidth's being exceeded... LOL....  btw, jack's STILL touchin ennis's butt, if you ask me!!

hi vic, chuck and laura!

knash aka gnash ^_^
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on August 17, 2007, 11:55:31 am
Knash/Gnash is the bomb, Susie!  His humor's certainly worth spreading...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on August 17, 2007, 04:26:42 pm
LMAO.. that would be me. wow, it's funny to see my stuff from DC over here via IMDB!
who woulda known, :D  it's nice to know that the caps get a laugh wherever they go, haha. ::)
no wonder my bandwidth's being exceeded... LOL....  btw, jack's STILL touchin ennis's butt, if you ask me!!

hi vic, chuck and laura!

knash aka gnash ^_^

Hey gnash!

Jack touching Ennis' butt??? DID I MISS SOMETHING??
 :P
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on August 18, 2007, 12:06:25 am
 O0   O0  how come the black hat's got such a wide brim? LOL

oh,, well the nose smooshin is mine for sure, lol... it's hard to tell, i've done so many, lolol....  usually my caption funnies are all lower case... so it's neat to see people bring them up to date with capital letters.. :D ;)

but yes, vic, i think jack would definitely touch ennis's butt if the wind was blowin right~! ;D

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on August 18, 2007, 12:07:48 am

brokeback look what bobby found

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_jack_oldpics.jpg)


bobby (thinking): hmm, so this must be daddy and his so-called fishin buddy, ennis.
well, no wonder they never brought home no fish -- these two were clearly into beef!


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on August 26, 2007, 05:31:49 pm
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Coyote2.jpg)

Coyote on Totem:  "Well this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation . . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:11:56 pm

Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


What Happens on Brokeback, stays on Brokeback



*based on - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas- Las Vegas Tourist Board*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:12:44 pm

Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Brokeback. The Way Life Should Be





*based on:  Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Iceland. The Way Life Should Be-  Iceland Tourist Board*

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:13:35 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Where Else But Brokeback?  Beautiful one day, perfect the next





*based on:  Where Else But Queensland?   Beautiful one day, perfect the next -  Queensland, Austrailia Tourist Board*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:14:22 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Brokeback is different





*based on:  Spain is different-  Slogan coined by Manuel Fraga (Minister for Tourism of Spain during Franco's dictatorship)*

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:15:12 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


The happiest place on Earth



*based on - The happiest place on Earth - DisneyLand*

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:15:54 pm


Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Touch Your Heart



*based on - Touch Your Heart - Taiwan Tourist Board*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2007, 12:16:46 pm

Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Brokeback. A Destination for the New Millennium



*based on - Vietnam. A Destination for the New Millennium - Vietnam Tourism Promotion Campaign*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on September 08, 2007, 01:05:45 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/ephone.jpg)
"Quit fooling around, Jack, I'm not taking tap dancing lessons."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on September 15, 2007, 03:33:29 am
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/WillWork.jpg)
Heath hints about his upcoming movie 'Pinocchio gets more wood'."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on September 15, 2007, 08:33:51 am
(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-03.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/Brokeback_Mountain_2a.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, I wish Jack could do that triple-tongue thing."
Jack, thinking wistfully: "Dang, Ennis doesn't know what I can do with my tongue, and now I've lost him to Harry Potter's magic moves."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Vic on September 15, 2007, 08:34:28 am
(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-01.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/brokeback_mountain-12.jpg)
Harry: "Can you do this, Jack?"                   
Jack: "Pffffff, big deal."
Ennis : "Yeah, right."


(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-02.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/Brokeback_Mountain_2a.jpg)
Harry: "Well, can you do this, then?"
Ennis: "Heyyyy..."               
Jack: "Hmmm, yeah, sure I can."


(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-03.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/brokeback-mountain-10.jpg)
Harry: "Bet you can't do this!"                   
Ennis: "Say... Jack?"
Jack: "You and me both, mister!"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 26, 2007, 11:22:30 pm
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/8974/original.jpg)

My dad, he was a fine filmmaker.  Didn't go to festivals much, though.  He thought festival-goers was all fuckups.


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 26, 2007, 11:24:21 pm
[Inspired by Senator Larry Craig]



(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/EverWonder2.jpg)

LaShawn:  You ever notice how men will go to the john to 'powder their noses' at a party, and then they'll go again before the party's over?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 26, 2007, 11:25:22 pm
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/FNIT24.jpg)

Man, I thought them soup boxes was hard to pack!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on September 27, 2007, 08:51:49 pm
(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-03.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/Brokeback_Mountain_2a.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, I wish Jack could do that triple-tongue thing."
Jack, thinking wistfully: "Dang, Ennis doesn't know what I can do with my tongue, and now I've lost him to Harry Potter's magic moves."


          That is truly one of the oddest things I have ever seen....wonder what flavor of beans he got that taught him that trick. 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on October 09, 2007, 12:57:31 am
BROKEBACK HALLOWEEN


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)


Let's get a move on.  Don't want the Fish & Game to catch us with no mallowmars.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on October 11, 2007, 12:14:37 pm
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)

Ennis:  Can't believe I left my damn underwear up there.

Jack:   uh... Yeah...

Ennis:  Second pair I done lost!

Ghost:  uh... Yeah...


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on October 15, 2007, 12:51:56 am
FISHING BUDDIES

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h98/Sid401k/troutfaceoff.jpg)

You know, friend, this is a great white shark of an unsatisfactory situation.  You used to come away easy, and now it's like seein a Ptychocheilus lucius.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on October 15, 2007, 02:42:16 am


         You own these Laura..You are the best.        So Funny
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on October 28, 2007, 02:43:14 pm
Just in time for Halloween...

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4237/005uc6.jpg)

Nightmare on Elm Street XVXIII
starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on October 28, 2007, 02:51:34 pm
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4237/005uc6.jpg)



Reese: Remember when our careers were so good we didn't have to do these Freddy Krueger movies?

Jake: Uh, you mean my career, babe.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on October 31, 2007, 09:19:54 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/chinhallbbm2.jpg)

Ennis: Anything interesting down there in hell?

Jack:  Yeah. Aguirre and L.D. Newsome are down there, and they're wearin pink tutus and ball gags.

Ennis: Sounds like some high-class entertainment, you ask me.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 01, 2007, 01:18:02 pm
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Turn me on...
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Do what you want...
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Turn me on...
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Do what you want...



Uh, Jack, you still got that harmonica on ya?  I think I'd rather hear that.   
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on November 01, 2007, 03:08:46 pm
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)



      A GOBLIN WE WILL GO, A GOBLIN WE WILL GO, HIGH HO THE FAIRY OH, A GOBLIN WE WILL GO
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 03, 2007, 02:57:04 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_lookinatit.jpg)

Ain't no little thing that's happenin here!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on November 03, 2007, 03:29:52 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_lookinatit.jpg)

Ain't no little thing that's happenin here!


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thank you Laura! This was a grrreat one, if you know what I mean  ;).
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 07, 2007, 03:49:06 am
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/zerod/letmeinjake02.jpg)

Ennis: Jack!  When I said we gotta stick this one out, that ain't what I meant!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 08, 2007, 06:15:16 pm
BROKEBACK SHAKESPEARE


(http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_2.jpg)

Tittus Androgynous
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 08, 2007, 06:16:10 pm
(http://www.cinemagonline.com/images/news/brokeback02.jpg)

Richard the Turd
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 08, 2007, 06:16:53 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_ball.jpg)

CoronalEnnis
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Lynne on January 02, 2008, 07:07:41 am
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=brokeback+mountain/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=130e557c2/EXP=1138910968/*-http%3A//www.elconfidencial.com/fotos/cultura/2006011910brokeback-mountain.jpg)
Ennis:  Your left foot back.  No, your left.  Back!
             I'm
supposed to be the one leadin' here...

Jack:    Lighten up, Ennis!  This is supposed to be fun!

              Some enchanted evening...

Ennis:  Jack, if you're gonna sing...


Are you sure the song shouldn't be a Hank Williams tune?  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: twistedude on January 02, 2008, 06:11:12 pm
Hi Y'all...if by "Brokeback Shakespeare" you meant Belgianboy (whose avatar that photo is)--you got that right! Anyone who wants to know exactly how the rubber meets the road--read Belgianboy.






Well, at least he didn't keep all his friends' names and phone numbers in his head...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on January 13, 2008, 03:34:23 am

BACK IN THE STUDIO WITH LARRY AND JACK...

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_LARRYKING.jpg)

larry king: welcome back folks. tonight's guest is jack f. twist, ennis del mar's, uh, boyfriend.

jack twist: hey there mr. king, love your glasses! yup, that's us: two herders, one heart!

larry king: so jack. tell me what you first thought of ennis when you saw him.

jack twist: oh. i'm not sure if i can put my thoughts into words! i mean--

larry king: give it a shot. you drove up, got out of your truck, and....

jack twist: well, even before i got out a my truck my heart skipped a beat.
i saw him there, looking a little ragged and worn, and i thought, "is this the guy
i'm gonna be holed up with all summer?" but i knew we'd have fun together anyway.


larry king: oh really? how so?

jack twist: well sir, he's just my type.

larry king: at nineteen you have a type?

jack twist: sure. i like men, and ennis is all man!

larry king: i see... yes, he is. a young man, but a man.

jack twist: well yes sir, sometimes he is, at least! (laughs)

larry king: what's so funny? what do you mean by "sometimes"?

jack twist: well, when we go skinny dippin in the river, his apples shrink up to the size of kumquats!
and his yule log -- that's what i call it because it brings me joy -- well, that shrinks down to the size of a--


larry king (deep sigh) : ahhh, i keep forgetting you're just a kid...

jack twist: yeah... hey, did you know a yule log is sometimes called "the great ashen faggot"? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashen_faggot)
ennis didn't like it much when i told him about that. i told him about the 12 days of christmas too.
oh boy, he sure loved it when i got to the 12th day, when my chin was pushed against his pine cones!


larry king (alarmed): the great ashen faggot? what?

jack twist: nevermind... but damn that river is cold, whoo-eee!
you ever take a dip in icy water, mr. king? it's... uh... inviggoratin!


larry king: just how much whisky do you two drink up there? and who provides it?

jack twist: oh we drink a lot! ol' joe aguirre brings it up for us. he also supplies us with lube.
alot of people don't like him much, but they don't know him like we do. when he goes swimmin--


larry king: WELL! that's all the time we have folks! thank you mr. twist!
join us next week when we interview the basque -- he's canadian, you know.


jack twist: the basque? he comes swimmin with us too! don't never take his beret off tho...


:::cuts to commercial:::
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 13, 2008, 04:06:26 am
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)          (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)                    (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/ifyoucantfixit/aktion033.gif)


                                     "   VERY    GOOD   "     ;D ;D

    Good to see you here Knash...I have enjoyed our two meetings. In LA train station, and at the hoedown in SF..nice to have you here.......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on January 13, 2008, 06:51:33 am
hey there! i remember you! how's it goin? omg, when world collide!!  ;D

oooh, i love your sig line art!  (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/flowers02.gif)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 13, 2008, 07:24:09 am



       Thank you for pointing out my good taste...Picture by my dear talented friend TOAST...
               another member here on Bettermost..
       Welcome again......... ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on January 14, 2008, 10:38:49 am
^^^ oh, the little drawing in your sig line, that's something i did (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aintqueer_web.jpg) back in the fall of 06.. :D ;)  here's the original sketch (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aint_queersketch.jpg) before i colored it.

but i LOVE toast's fabulous manip "paintings"! i commented on them yesterday when i came across the thread.. just beautiful.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on January 14, 2008, 10:44:04 am

BOBBY PONDERS

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_table.jpg)

hmm... my dad's mustache isn't really that stylish, is it..?

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_table1.jpg)

...and my mom's HAIR. i've seen worse, but what heck was she thinking?

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_table2.jpg)

...and who stuck this hard boiled egg in my soup?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 14, 2008, 08:12:43 pm
^^^ oh, the little drawing in your sig line, that's something i did (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aintqueer_web.jpg) back in the fall of 06.. :D ;)  here's the original sketch (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aint_queersketch.jpg) before i colored it.

but i LOVE toast's fabulous manip "paintings"! i commented on them yesterday when i came across the thread.. just beautiful.

   I thought it was Toast and we have even discussed it..he wasnt even sure....now i have to tell him about your
telling me about it..It was near his posts and i just assumed it was his...Oh dear...do you wish for me to remove it...
I will if you want....dear dear............im so mortified..       sorry janice......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: knash on January 15, 2008, 07:12:03 am
unmortify, janice! lol!  hon, it's totally ok, i sent you a PM. i love the little kitty, heehee!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo  jimmy  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 15, 2008, 12:15:23 pm
unmortify, janice! lol!  hon, it's totally ok, i sent you a PM. i love the little kitty, heehee!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo  jimmy  :)

     The kitty is me.. I am in a cat nap mode lately.. sleep for short power naps and then awake.  Scratch my Bettermost
itch, and then back to sleep.......... :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: myprivatejack on March 10, 2008, 06:47:35 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/0021ycs2)

Ennis:Have you ever been in Mexico,Jack?
Jack:Yes,any fucking problem?
Ennis:Aha¡ Now I can understand why you wanted me to put a moustache,a big mexican hat,speak Spanish like José Mª Aznar and sing "rancheras" when we made it¡...

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: myprivatejack on April 08, 2008, 12:46:43 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/001fgtz5)

ENNIS:ALMA,JACK AND ME ARE GOING TO SEE A FOOTBALL MATCH.BUT,IN THIS CASE, WE´RE WHO WILL PLAY WITH THE BALLS...ER...THE BALL,I MEAN...
JACK:HE,HE,HE¡I´M A VERY GOOD PLAYER,MADAM¡
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 14, 2008, 01:56:34 pm
Brokeback on Bravo:

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Fast.jpg)

Lureen:  You don't think I'm too fast, do you?  Maybe we should put the brakes on?

Jack:  Well, maybe we should.

Lureen:  Yeah, I think we should too.  I gotta have the car home by midnight anyway.  Wanna meet my parents?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 14, 2008, 02:02:50 pm
Brokeback on Bravo:

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Stem.jpg)

Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep while you went into town and did lawnmowing jobs on the side.


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 14, 2008, 02:14:43 pm
Brokeback on Bravo:

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Crack.jpg)

Ugh!

[gasp]

Uuuugh!

[gasp]

Uuuuugh! [pant]

[gasp]

Ugh-uuuuuugh!!  [CRACK]

There. That better, Alma?

Yeah, thanks honey!  Back keeps goin out from doin all that laundry...



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 14, 2008, 09:50:25 pm
Too funny, LauraGigs!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on June 29, 2008, 03:47:57 pm
Brokebat Mountain

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/BatFlipped.jpg)

I’m gonna tell you this one time, Bat fuckin' Man.  What I don't know, all them things that I don't know—could get you killed if I come to know them. 


And I ain’t jo—


Aw hell.



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on August 05, 2008, 12:34:11 am
Brokebat Mountain


How about a high-altitude fuck?  View from skyscraper-level is unbelievable, baby.

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/TableTrimmed.jpg)

Alright, but remember, I ain't a batman like you.  Don't have no wings.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on August 14, 2008, 11:10:03 am
Brokebat Mountain



(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Head.jpg)

Never start with the head! victim gets all fuzzy.




(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Head2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on August 15, 2008, 01:06:35 am
Those Brokebat Mountain captions are fun! :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on August 15, 2008, 02:10:17 am
I Love this thread.   Its so hilarious!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on August 15, 2008, 11:06:34 am
A live update from the '67 Summer Bro-lympics!*

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Brolympics.jpg)

That victory scream ― that is the scream that rang in his ears 4 years ago not once but twice.

This is a very aggressive position. He likes to be in this position ― he doesn't go out that fast.

This is why he is so so good.  He knows how to do this just perfectly.  His real key is this pump.  It just blisters the field.  Looking very good and very much in control.

You see him right there . . .  a combination of speed off the blocks and that Greg Lugenis-like entry.  Like I said, that low center of mass so he can get in and pop up right away.  He's quick off those blocks.  Watch him.  Just explodes ― he has that perfect entry.  You see that?

That's where he's so good.  Nice tight and low and then look.  Quick pop up there, you 'll see this, boom!  And then once he comes up he has a narrow stroke . . .



*Actual NBC commentary from the Men's 100m Freestyle Competition August 14, 2008.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on August 15, 2008, 12:16:58 pm

Brokebat Mountain


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/snit_red.jpg)

"You complete me"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on August 26, 2008, 04:46:50 pm
Brokebat Mountain

(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Batman_The_Dark_Knight/heath_ledger_as_the_joker_the_dark_knight_movie_image1.jpg)

You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other.



(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Spying.jpg)

Damn.  I think the Joker was right.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Brokeback_Dev on August 26, 2008, 05:05:13 pm
Brokebat Mountain


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/snit_red.jpg)

"You complete me"
This is Beautiful Chrissi
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on August 26, 2008, 07:04:42 pm
That picture is so beautiful.......ive just saved it and it is about to be my desktop picture here on my laptop.

At present I have the pic of Heath riding his horse up the rocky mountain, but I think its time for a change and I cant think of anything better than this one.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 06, 2008, 12:08:58 pm
Brokebat Mountain


And here…

we...


(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/HereWe.jpg)

go!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 06, 2008, 01:39:49 pm
Brokebat Mountain


(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/LittleFight.jpg)

A little fight in you. I like that.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 06, 2008, 03:46:00 pm
Brokebat Mountain

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/HitMe.jpg)

Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it.  Come on, hit me.  HIT ME!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on September 07, 2008, 06:18:53 am
Love the Brokebat Mountain captions :D.
It's amazing how many lines of TDK fit so nicely with BBM ;D ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 07, 2008, 05:36:02 pm
Brokebat Mountain

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Divorce.jpg)

Let's turn the clocks back.  Eight years ago, these dudes and ranchers driving by wouldn't bother you.  I mean, what happened?  Did your balls drop off?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on September 12, 2008, 12:26:19 pm
Brokebat Mountain

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Free.jpg)

If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on October 07, 2008, 09:02:09 am

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/palin.jpg)

Hello!  *wink wink*  This is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, don'cha know!  I'm on the campaign trail with a real maverick, John McCain, and I'm making phone calls to everyday Americans like myself to get out to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket!   I'm sure you're like me and read all the newspapers, so you know what our platform is, and I am hoping you'll vote for us! *wink wink*

Can we count on your vote?



(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/lureen.jpg)


Who?  Who is this?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on October 07, 2008, 09:23:56 am

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0128.jpg)


Whoooooweeeee!  Yeah!




(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/palinmoose.jpg)


I got tired of your dumbass missin'!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on November 30, 2008, 11:13:06 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/OnStreet.jpg)

Hey @#$%!  Watch where you're goin!


Hey I'm sorry — I had a run-in with the wife tonight.
Was questionin my masculinity and all.
 
Really? Well it can be tough when that happens.
I apologize. Guess I wasn't bein very sensitive.

Listen, I appreciate it man. You have a good night.
 
No problem sir.
Have a happy Thanksgiving!


You too!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on November 30, 2008, 11:57:11 am
LOL Laura ;D

And thanks of reminding me. I intented to post one for a few days, but somehow didn't get around to it.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on November 30, 2008, 11:58:51 am


from the classical series

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/TentNotRight4-1.jpg)

"Tent don't look right."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: belbbmfan on November 30, 2008, 04:02:37 pm
 :laugh:   :laugh:

I have to agree with you there Chrissi!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 13, 2009, 08:24:31 am
Brokeback of The Living Dead

(https://d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net/_uploads/galleries/24481/night_of_the_living_dead_3.jpg)


(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-32.jpg)


Alma (thinking):  Oh my.....it's not gonna be
so lonely on this ranch tonight!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 13, 2009, 08:26:00 am

BROKEBACK TITANIC


















(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/celinediongmtoronto.jpg)


Celine:  Near.....far....where ever you are....I believe that the
heart will goooo ooooonnnnnnnnn......





(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-1.jpg)


Jack:  Ennis, what are you waiting for?   She's singing that damn song again!
 Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoooooooot!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 13, 2009, 08:27:10 am

BROKEBACK TITANIC


















(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x129/singingdiva2008/Titanic-Poster-C10053815.jpg)     (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/heathhav/brokeback_mountain.jpg)


              Leonardo:  We did this pose first.             Heath:  We made it look better.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on January 13, 2009, 09:43:33 am
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LOL, thanks so much for posting these here Chuckie. Love 'em all, but I think "Shoot! Shoot" Shoooooot!" is my fav. I so agree with Jack (apologizes to potential Celine Dion fans here).

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on January 13, 2009, 09:52:17 am
I don't know what the proper way is here, because I snatched one on DC. Laughed my a$$ off and wanted to share it here. Hope it's ok to snatch it when I give credits: the following photocaption was posted by user "bubba" on DC.


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/POD1.jpg)

You pair of deuces lookin' for work?







(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/POD2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on January 13, 2009, 09:59:20 am
This one is by me, inspired by the sign Kerry posted in his Komedy Klub


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/sign2.jpg)


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/078_zkrocena_hora.jpg)

"OK, I think I can do that."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 13, 2009, 01:28:56 pm
Brokeback Telephone!



*ring....ring.....ring*




(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2056184/2/istockphoto_2056184-cowboy-with-phone-2.jpg)

Hello?


(http://images1.snapfish.com/347627%3B%3B6%7Ffp339%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323394%3A39%3A89%3Cnu0mrj)

Jack Twist loves Ennis Del Mar, pass it on.....*click*


*ring....ring.....ring*




(http://photos.imageevent.com/yarbz/americansafari1999/icons/Phone%20cowboy.jpg)


Hello?


(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2056184/2/istockphoto_2056184-cowboy-with-phone-2.jpg)

Jack twisted up his penis in the car.  Pass it on....*click*




*ring....ring.....ring*

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/2656698920035002956IdHXXT_fs.jpg)


Hello?


(http://photos.imageevent.com/yarbz/americansafari1999/icons/Phone%20cowboy.jpg)


Jack passed gas out of his anus in a jar.....pass it on   *click*





*ring....ring.....ring*

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/2-10.jpg)

Hello?



(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/2656698920035002956IdHXXT_fs.jpg)


Jack wants to grow grass on Uranus with some tar.....pass it on  *click*






*ring....ring.....ring*

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1320-1.jpg)

Hello?


(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/2-10.jpg)


Jack wants to blow glass and make pretty glass jars.   Pass it on.   *click*




(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1320-1.jpg)


Who?  Who was that?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on January 13, 2009, 01:53:14 pm
:laugh:   LOVE these, especially the telephone one!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 14, 2009, 11:48:18 am
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/qwijybo/Jake%20Pics/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-03.jpg)

Ennis (thinks):  Maybe Jack didn't mean to be sitting by that guy.

Austin:  Hiya Jack, I'm glad you saved a seat for me.

Jack:  Ummmm.....I think there's a misunderstanding....

 





(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Austin_Powers.gif)


Austin Powers:  That's right baby!  
He saved that seat for me!   C'mon Jack!  
Tell him that I make you horny!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 14, 2009, 11:49:27 am
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/qwijybo/Jake%20Pics/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-03.jpg)
Ennis (thinks):  Two guys!  Jack's here with two guys named Austin?.

Austin:  Jack, what's going on here?

Jack:  Ummmm.....I think there's a misunderstanding....

 





(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Austin_Powers.gif)


Austin Powers:  There's no misuderstanding!!
We're all randy here now!!!!
Party for 3!









(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/af490f68.jpg)

Steve Austin:  Hiya Jack!  Thanks for saving my seat!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 14, 2009, 11:50:07 am
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/qwijybo/Jake%20Pics/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-03.jpg)

Ennis (thinks):  Well for fuck's sake!  Three guys!  Jack's here with three guys named Austin?  It doesn't get much worse, does it?

Austin:  I'm waiting for an explanation, Jack!

Jack:  As soon as I have one, I'll tell ya!

 





(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Austin_Powers.gif)


Austin Powers:  Oh like we have long to wait!
C'mon mate!  Get a move on!
I ain't gettin' any less horny!






(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/af490f68.jpg)

Steve Austin:  Nobody said anything to me
about an Englishman!  They'll be an
extra charge for that.









(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/SCSteve_Austin_Photo.jpg)

Steve Austin:  Hiya guys!  The real Steve Austin is here now.
Jack, thanks for saving my seat.  Tell that scrawny
girly man to get up so I can sit down!


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 21, 2009, 07:45:48 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/2002063049195501270_rs.jpg)


Ennis:  You know I ain't queer.

Jack:  Bitch, please.  I can see right through you.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 21, 2009, 07:47:04 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/2002063049195501270_rs.jpg)


Ennis:  Nice spine there, Jack.

Jack:  Oh yeah?  Nice bush there, Ennis!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on January 25, 2009, 06:57:31 pm
Vocabulary Words for Cowboys and Herders

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/brokeback_camp.jpg)

Woolies:  Sheep
Smokes:  Cigarettes
Dumbass:  Unsatisfactory; inadequate.
Forty winks:  Nap
First Light:  Ideally, dawn. (Realistically, around 9:30am.)
Slop-bucket:  Profane
Parka:  any warm coat
Thing:  Relationship
Thing that grabs hold of us:  Passionate Relationship
Fishin:  Fucking
Drinkin and Talkin:  see Fishin
~
Universal, all-purpose terms: Hunh; Hmm.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 25, 2009, 07:32:23 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/Jake16.jpg)

Jack:  Ennis, what in the hell are you wearing?















(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/_/2/joker-hat.jpg)

Ennis:  I saw Aretha wear it to the inauguration.  You like?



(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/Jake16.jpg)


Jack:  You're such a Joker!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on January 25, 2009, 08:11:31 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/jokerinhat.jpg)

"You ever get the feelin', I don't know, er, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious...like he knows?
And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone lookin' at you, like they all know too?"

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/Jake16.jpg)

Gee, can't imagine why you might feel that way.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on January 26, 2009, 04:20:17 pm
Gee, can't imagine why you might feel that way. [/right]


 ;D :laugh: ;D :laugh:

Love the photoshop of the Joker with Aretha's hat. ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 26, 2009, 06:46:11 pm




       That dang hat, was sure a show stopper...  Like some kind of gigantic left over christmas pkg.     ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 27, 2009, 08:21:40 am
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aguirre_inauguration_hat.jpg)

aretha aguirre: Twist!  Del Mar!  Git your
scrawny asses out of that tent!  I saw what
you've been doing!  I got to watching you two
and....well..

You make me feel....you make me feel...
you make me feel like
a natural woman!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on January 27, 2009, 08:45:13 am
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_inauguration_hat.jpg)

Jake (thinking): I don't care what the director says, I don't
think the Prince of Persia would've worn this hat!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on February 19, 2009, 08:29:28 pm
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/JakeDonnieDarkohandinpants.jpg)

"Dawn came glassy-orange, stained from below by a gelatinous band of . . . "

[Hmm... or maybe:]

"The sofa came satiny-striped, stained from below by a gelatinous band of . . . "
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on February 19, 2009, 08:32:07 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-35.jpg)

Jack (thinking) "Ennis ain't the only one who can make the sheets wet....."

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on March 06, 2009, 04:17:02 pm
BBM misquotes

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/SwingSet.jpg)

Hey, I don't want any trouble from you. But you need to shut your slop-bucket mouth, you hear me?




(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Bucket.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Front-Ranger on March 06, 2009, 05:33:28 pm
Now that's the most I laughed in two weeks!!


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/jokerinhat.jpg)


Remember the Joker wearing a nurse's cap that looked a bit like this? With his sensible shoes, white hose, and kicky skirt, he was quite a cutey!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on March 06, 2009, 09:59:04 pm
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/ETgiving.jpg)

...when I was right out of SMU I coulda had my pick of pretty much
any job in North Dallas, so my pick was Neiman Marcus which was a disaster because,
honey, where clothes is concerned, I got no resistance, I was spending more than
I made, more than Randall ever will make...we come out here thinking ranching
was still big hats and Marlboros, boy, were we behind the times....




(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Tgiving.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Front-Ranger on March 06, 2009, 11:23:25 pm

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Tgiving.jpg)[/center]

He looks like he's critiquing the dressing on the turkey!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on March 07, 2009, 12:27:09 am
BBM misquotes
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Timmy.jpg)

Oh, you was Tri Delt?  I was Kappa Phi myself.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on March 07, 2009, 01:45:10 am



      Laura, I just love your captions.  They are always so insiteful and funny...all winners
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on March 07, 2009, 04:57:12 pm
Great misquotes Laura. The Tri Delt/Kappa Phi one is as case of ROTFLMAO :laugh:.

The new POP pics on JJJ inspired me to this one:



(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/brokebackmtn_3326.jpg)

What. Is. This? ? ? ?

.
.
.
.
.




(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on March 07, 2009, 05:03:55 pm




(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/brokebackmtn_3326.jpg)

What. Is. This? ? ? ?

.
.
.
.
.




(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)


What can I say. Randall is a big history buff

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on March 07, 2009, 05:04:07 pm
Oh Chrissi, that inspires me to this one!

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/brokebackmtn_3326.jpg)

You been to Persia, Jack Twist?  Cause I hear what they have in Persia for boys like you!



(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)

Hell yes I've been to Persia.  That a fuckin problem?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on March 07, 2009, 05:06:08 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on March 07, 2009, 05:10:16 pm
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)

You got a problem with my wig, En?
Well, I didn't say anything when you showed up as
a redhead, now did I?
And come to think of it, I also didn't exactly complain
when you wore that skin-tight leather pants!


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/JokerNurse.jpg)

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/HeathLedgerRoar41.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on March 07, 2009, 05:11:20 pm
after once again having been rejected by Ennis, Jack drives down to Persia...

In an alley somewhere in Persia




(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/HT009902.jpg)
Looking for company, mister?





(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on March 07, 2009, 05:13:39 pm
Great captions Laura and Monika!  :laugh:

Boy, these POP pics are inspiring!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on March 07, 2009, 05:34:31 pm
Love em love em love em......

Very funny and very very clever....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: LauraGigs on March 07, 2009, 05:54:54 pm
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)

Jack found himself with a vague managerial title, travelling to stock and agricultural-machinery shows.  He had some dinars now and found ways to spend them on his buying trips.  A little Farsi accent flavored his sentences, “cow” twisted into “گاو” and “wife” coming out as “ملکه.”  He’d had his front teeth filed down, set with gold plugs, and capped, said he’d felt no pain, wore leather pants and a round bronze pendant.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:21:30 pm
Hiya everyone!

I've decided that since I haven't posted to this thread much, I'll try to move some of my captions from DCF to here. 

some of the captions I've placed there are older than this thread.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/whatisthatsmell.jpg)


Ennis:   Whooooooeeeee!   Jack, what in the hell is that stink??

Jack:   Ennis, I told you no more beans!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:22:00 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/HeyJackcomment.jpg)


Yo!  Jack Twist!  Come out from behind that tree, and wash up where I can see you!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:22:35 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/Brokebackpic.jpg)


Pssst....Jake....shhh....don't look now, but Anne is totally checking you out!  Go for it!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:23:12 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/campsitesetup.jpg)

Jack:  You sure 'bout that, Ennis?

Ennis:  Yup!  Put the tent next to the tree, woodpile by that boulder, and fire ring by the creek, and campsite will look fabulous!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:23:46 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/fabreezead.jpg)

Hmmmmmm.....Jake was right, using Fabreeze really does make his clothes smell fresh...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:24:21 pm


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/anglee.jpg)


Ang Lee:  Annnnnnnd...cut!  Ok, that's a wrap!  We're done with the Ennis/Alma sex scene.  You two can stop now.  Ummmm...I said cut.  Cut!   CUT!!!!  Michelle....Heath.....Cut, cut, cut!   We'll just come back when you're done.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:25:16 pm


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/buttcomment.jpg)


Ennis:  Well??

Jack:  No, Ennis, your butt does not look fat in those jeans from this angle.
::)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:27:33 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)


Jack:  That was not funny.  Take it back.

Ennis:  Fine.  I'm sorry I said "Which flame is bigger, you or the campfire?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:28:20 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/annehat.jpg)


Rodeo announcer:  Ladies and gentlemen...our next rider.....Jack Twist!

Lureen:  Wow....look at his skill....look at his strength.....look at his package!!  He must be as hung as that bull!



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:28:53 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/whatsthat.jpg)

Ennis:  You hear that Jack??  Sounds like there's something in those bushes down yonder.  Maybe we better go check.

Jack:  Ennis, you know I don't want nothin' to do with bush!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:29:51 pm


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/countsheep.jpg)

Geez, Ennis can be dense!  I make a pass, and tell him I can't sleep, and he tells me to count sheep! ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:31:24 pm
(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/FlKGrCkjgxk/mqdefault.jpg)


What??  Jack Twist??  I told you I've moved on!  You've been dumped!!  Stop calling me!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:34:21 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/walkoutside.jpg)

*sings*

I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name, I'm happy now....I just can't stay inside all day....I gotta get out, get me some of those raaaaays.....everybody's smiling....sunshine day.....everybody's lauging...sunshine day....everybody seems so happy and gay...it's a sunshine day....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:35:25 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/bighair.jpg)

That's right, I'm from Texas.  Where the cowboys wear big hats, and the women wear big hair!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:35:55 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/Copyofweddingring.jpg)


I still don't understand why Ennis' brother gave him a box of K-Y for a wedding gift.......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: mariez on March 13, 2009, 12:49:10 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/walkoutside.jpg)

*sings*

I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name, I'm happy now....I just can't stay inside all day....I gotta get out, get me some of those raaaaays.....everybody's smiling....sunshine day.....everybody's lauging...sunshine day....everybody seems so happy and gay...it's a sunshine day....

 :laugh: :laugh:  I love the Brokeback Mountain/Brady Bunch crossover.  It's a natural!  Not to mention Sesame Street!  These are great.  Thanks!  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:28:25 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_1308.jpg)


Alma Jr:  Why would my daddy have a closet full of KY?  Think about it Cassie.  Think hard.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:31:54 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0200.jpg)


Ennis:  Take a swig of that, Jack.  It will wash the salty taste from your mouth.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:34:29 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0159.jpg)

Ennis *to himself*  I don't get why I have to take off my boots if Jack wants to "go shrimping".  The lake is over there.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:52:12 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)

Jack:  What did those fellas want, Ennis??

Ennis:  Sumthin' about needing a new member for their "group"  Why would either one of us want to hang out with a carpenter, a policeman, Indian, cycle rider, and solider??
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:54:55 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)

Horse in background:  Get a room!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:55:52 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)


Horse in background:  Hey!!!  That one guy is hung like a.....well....like me
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 05:58:51 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_1161.jpg)


Randall *to himself*....Well daym...how dense is this cowboy??  I rolled out the red carpet over yonder, do I need to send an engraved invite??
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 06:02:26 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125.jpg)


Jack:  You sure about this, Ennis??

Ennis:  Yup!  We gotta keep this between us.  Now...be quiet.  I got Agiurre in my sights....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 06:08:06 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/basketvr3.jpg)

Ennis:   Hmmmmm.....it really does go down to his knee....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 06:11:22 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Hln2AEigAz4/SJX7GyvBZlI/AAAAAAAAIeY/E73aeIpgkmo/s400/Jack+and+ennis+4.jpg)


Ennis:  What did y'all call this again??

Jack:  It's a Nescafè International Flavored coffee, so we can savor this moment in our lives.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: karen1129 on March 13, 2009, 06:13:31 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 06:55:52 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/heath.jpg)


Well, if that boy is as bad at sex as he is at shootin that gun, we're gonna have problems.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 06:58:07 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/poor.jpg)

Ennis:  You got your chocolate in my peanut butter.
Jack:  You got your peanut butter in my chocolate.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 07:06:32 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Jake20tut20tut211.jpg)

Question:  When Heath stimulates himself anally, why does he use these two fingers??

Answer:  Because they're mine!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 07:12:17 pm


(http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/43/4782/400/heath-ledger-new-york-times03.jpg)



Jack:  Dat's right.....open wide!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Front-Ranger on March 13, 2009, 07:34:58 pm
Chuck you is baaaddd!!
 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on March 14, 2009, 01:17:28 am
Chucky, that would be the best four pages of posts I have ever read on here.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I had quite a few good belly laughs. Thanks for posting, and if you have any more, start postin them.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:15:41 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/inside-brokeback.jpg)


Heath:  Daym!

Jake:  I told you that Anne had a great rack!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:16:22 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/eastwood280.jpg)

Ang:  Shall we dance?

Clint:  I don't know Ang.  Cowboy movies sure have changed over the years!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:17:03 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/11jakeheath.jpg)

Reporter:  Mr. Gyllenhaal, what would you say was the hardest thing about filming Brokeback Mountain?

Jake:  Hmmmmm.......Heath's penis!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:17:46 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/heathpsh.jpg)

Enjoy the awards Phillip Seymour Hoffman, everyone knows who the REAL best actor of the year was.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:19:05 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/campfire.jpg)

Jack:  And then.....she said "Bloody Mary" for the third time...and she turned around and....BOO!


Ennis:  Daym...Now I'm too scurred to sleep Jack, you better join me in the tent.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:19:47 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/AngLeeDGAWinnerSGranitz.jpg)

Ang Lee:  Next item on the Brokeback Mountain charity auction block....this item is from the Jake Gyllenhaal collection, it's one of the belt buckles his character, "Jack Twist" won in the film.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:22:34 pm


(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/Goobles37/jakeleaning.jpg)


Ennis, you really need to understand the importance of stretching before doing anything strenuous.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:26:11 pm

(http://www.beat.ch/heathledger/images/movieimages/twohands2.jpg)


*Letter*:  Dear Mr. Ledger, thank you for your interest in our project.  We believe you are a great character and method actor.  However, we do not feel you will properly represent the character of Tarzan in our new film.

Have you thought about trying Westerns?

Sincerly,

Swinging Vine Productions

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:35:56 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokeback_mountain_to.jpg)

The men, they are two cuties
The ladies are two beauties
To make this movie was their duty
The brokeback family

The mountains were appealing
Where the boys would be dealing
With their different feelings
The brokeback family

so grab a sled that you can glide on
or a horse that you can ride on
and shower all our pride on
the brokeback family

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:36:32 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/heath-jake.jpg)

Jake:  Get outta here!

Heath:  I'm tellin' ya, our kiss scenes got Michelle all hot and bothered!

Jake:  Get outta here!

Heath:  Dude, she's already ordered the "Director's Cut" edition of the DVD
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:37:20 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/comehere.jpg)

Ennis:  Twist, I see you hiding behing that boulder!  Stop playing around, and get over here and give me some sugar!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:37:58 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/ennisphonehome.jpg)

Guard that Oscar with your life, Philip Seymour Hoffman!!!!  'Cause I know how to "jimmy" a lock!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:38:30 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/oscarnight.jpg)

Jake!  For God's sake!  It's Oscar night!  Pull your pants up, and get inside!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 01:42:20 pm
For those of you who remember the 70's think of the song "Rhinestone Cowboy".



(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-33.jpg)

We've been workin' on films so long
keepin' our spirits strong.
we know ev'ry star on the Walk of Fame walkway

hard workin' is the name of the qame
And nice guys get washed away `
when bad critics take aim.

We've both been lookin' for the parts, that were gonna touch some people's hearts

But now there is no fear, we're in the movie of the year

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
one's a ranchhand
and the other tries to rodeo

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
Gettin' postcards and letters from people we don't even know
sayin' "Thank you for doin' this show!"

Well
we really don't mind the fame
And gettin' teased is a part of game
But reactions we see from the fans
can make us look past
the stupid things critics will say
who will bash this film anyway
because thier heads are up their ass

We've both been lookin' for the roles, that were gonna touch some people's souls

But now there is no fear, we're in the movie of the year

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
meet at brokeback
and we find the love of our lives

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
Gettin' postcards and letters from people we don't even know
sayin' "Thank you for doin' this show!"

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on March 14, 2009, 01:49:45 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Whoo-eee! Thanks Chuckie, love 'em :D.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 02:16:00 pm

(http://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/dolls.jpg)

(Jack)  I'm not Barbie's Boy
Ennis is my toy
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!

(Jack)Ohh ohh ohh ohhh
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)waooooo

(Jack)  I'm a dark haired cowboy, Ennis is my one joy
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
(Ennis) You're my doll, rock'n'roll, Meet you after the rodeo,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

(Jack)You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(Jack)  I'm not Barbie's Boy
Ennis is my toy
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!

(Jack)Ohh ohh ohh ohhh
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)waooooo
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 02:19:03 pm
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/cowboy-optometrist.jpg)

(Cowboy)  Put your hand there again, and you'll get shot again....I don't care WHAT you saw in the theaters....I ain't from Brokeback Mountain!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 02:20:03 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9ccVObxYLN0/Up7Cr_QibxI/AAAAAAAASvc/lsMsgBmIl8M/s1600/018.jpg)

Jack:  Ennis, you want me to put what in my hand now??
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 02:24:16 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-34.jpg)

Huh??  What do I feel about Beyoncè's solo career??  Has Destiny's Child broken up??  You've got the wrong Michelle Williams!






(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/2-11.jpg)


How do I like being engaged to who??  Havin' his baby??  Staring in a movie about what??  You have the wrong Michelle Williams.  
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 02:26:14 pm

Ladies and gentlemen.....I present....the sequal.


Brokeback 2



(http://www.newyorkslime.com/clinton-gore-leather2.jpg)

Brokeback to the White House
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on March 14, 2009, 02:33:11 pm
these are all great. Thanks, Chuck!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:34:37 pm
There may occasionally be a serious one in the bunch......








(http://images1.snapfish.com/347544966%7Ffp345%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3C796%3B26nu0mrj)

All I have to do is forget how much I love him
All I have to do is put my longing to one side
Tell myself that love's an ever changing situation
Passion would've cooled and all the magic would have died
It's easy as life

I try to forget how much I want him here
Let my dreams slowly disappear
I cannot forget, let my emotions die
Oh I, I don't even want to try

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do

All I have to do is pretend I never knew you
On those very rare occasions
When you steal in to my heart
Better to have lost you
When the ties were barely binding
Better the contempt of the familiar cannot start
It's easy as life

I try to forget how much I want him here
Let my dreams slowly disappear
I cannot forget, let my emotions die
Oh I, I don't want to try

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do

It hurts to think about you, when I wanna touch you
And how we would've been if you were here with me today
Oh, those very rare occasions
They keep on coming
All I ever wanted
I'm throwing it away

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do


"easy as life" from "aida"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:42:47 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0118.jpg)

Now Ennis, if you had used the "Deep Woods Off", like I tol' you, you wouldn't gotten those ticks there!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:43:44 pm


(http://images1.snapfish.com/3475%3A48%3B%3A%7Ffp33%3B%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323393%3A35%3A355nu0mrj)


you can try to resist
try to hide from my kiss
but you know, but you know
that you, can't fight the moonlight

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:44:58 pm

(http://images1.snapfish.com/3475%3B87%3C%3A%7Ffp345%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32339496668%3A%3Cnu0mrj)

Hey!  If I tilt my head just so....and move my eyes to the right, I can look right into the "Rodeo Clown Changing area"!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:46:37 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0128.jpg)

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1173.jpg)

I wannna make love to ya Jack Twist
I wanna lay ya down by the fire
caresss your masculine body
make ya moan, and perspire
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:49:01 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0804.jpg)



(http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/r/rwprofsp.jpg)

Kyle:  I learned something today....I learned that it doesn't matter if your gay or straight, love is love.

Stan:  yeaah.

Kyle:  Gay people are people, and their love should not be mocked.

Stan:  Yeaah

Kenny:  mmmmuhahamah  mahdfhnehrhherh

Cartman:  Right, Kenny, no one's getting near my asshole!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:53:39 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DFPeYBVVi7A/TpkeK1UFOuI/AAAAAAAADwE/8ddJLLgWYb4/s1600/%257E+Brokeback+Mountain+44.JPG)

Ennis:  What is that durned fool trying to do, give himself a hot foot?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:54:32 pm
(http://www.linternaute.com/cinema/image_cache/objdbfilm/image/300/9404.jpg)


Do I look like I can afford a flying reindeer??
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 09:57:53 pm
A few years after Jack's passing,  Ennis' life takes an unexpected turn.....and he enters the music scene



(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/villagepeople.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:04:11 pm

(http://images1.snapfish.com/347644443%7Ffp33%3B%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323395%3A47952%3Anu0mrj)

I wonder if I should've left an extra pillow for Jack to use on his saddle....boy's probably hurtin'.
   
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:05:49 pm

(http://images1.snapfish.com/3476463%3B%3B%7Ffp343%3Enu%3D3286%3E8%3B9%3E338%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3B9%3B6%3B35nu0mrj)


Ennis:  Uhh....Jack....you didn't take off your holster when you came into bed.

Jack:  Ennis, that's not my holster.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:08:43 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0036.jpg)


It Wasn't Just Alma that caught them kissing!






(http://mmimageslarge.moviemail-online.co.uk/24367_john-wayne-triple.jpg)


Tell ya whut, pilgram.  Had I thought to do that, the west would've been much wilder!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:09:45 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0036.jpg)



(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-36.jpg)



a'yup!  Time for me to put in a transfer from Texas.....Walker, Brokeback Ranger has a good ring to it.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:12:01 pm

(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1138.jpg)

Singer:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

 
 

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/gay-spiderman-and-friends.gif)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:16:29 pm

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/alboogy7/th_catselfabuse.gif)

With Ennis spending so much time on fishing trips, Alma's cat shows her how to "take care of business" while he's away.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:24:28 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Witches20Cauldron.gif)

Bubble Bubble, toil and trouble
bring us two men, on the double
make one the quiet type
sensative and shy
make the other a loud and boisterous guy
let them be tall, let them be strong
like to hunt, and burst into song
be tender at night, work hard during day
make them even tempered, pleasant and gay




*poof*


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/Brokebackpic.jpg)



Witch #1:   Well, you sure messed that one up!

Witch #2:  I meant happy!   When I wrote the incantation's last line, I meant happy!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: injest on March 14, 2009, 10:27:08 pm
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/alboogy7/th_catselfabuse.gif)

With Ennis spending so much time on fishing trips, Alma's cat shows her how to "take care of business" while he's away.


that is just SOOOO wrong...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:31:48 pm
that is just SOOOO wrong...


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:32:21 pm

(http://images1.snapfish.com/347673862%7Ffp343%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323397475296%3Bnu0mrj)

Jack: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Ennis:  That there was a purty good Tarzan imation, Jack.

Jack:  Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:40:26 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0844.jpg)


Ennis:  *whispers to Jack*  Now, remember, be "cool".....Alma can smell fear......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:42:01 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jackpinocchio.jpg)


Ennis <to himself>  Wow!  So he can make his nose increase to 3 times its size too!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:50:06 pm

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/06/jakegyllenhaal_narrowweb__300x423,0.jpg)


From the door of Aguirre's trailer
To Brokeback Mountian's base
I will fight to hold my cowboy
Hold his hand and kiss his face
I will love him to end of time
want to make that point so clear
I am proud to claim the title
of a Brokeback Mountianeer.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Front-Ranger on March 14, 2009, 11:13:00 pm

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0036.jpg)



(http://brad.touesnard.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/NorrisAsWalker.jpg)



a'yup!  Time for me to put in a transfer from Texas.....Walker, Brokeback Ranger has a good ring to it.



The Front Ranger seconds that!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 11:15:29 pm


(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l113/PatSinnott/BBMWedding.jpg)

Preacher:  Now....repeat after me.   I, Ennis, take you Alma....

Ennis:  I, Ennis, take you Jaaahhh Alma.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 11:17:33 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/3-2.jpg)

Jack (to himself):  "Dang, I HATE it when she spits.....why can't she swallow, like Ennis does??"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 11:18:16 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/ThePowerOfDreamsHonda.jpg)

Ennis:  You know, darlin', you better go see your doctor.....I think I'm seeing the beginings of a pornstache here.  That ain't right.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 11:28:20 pm


(http://images1.snapfish.com/34773%3A266%7Ffp347%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323399%3B%3B62%3C%3A7nu0mrj)

Ummmmm......Ennis....I know I said I'd love you no matter what....but ya think you can take Alma's dress off, and put the cowboy gear back on??
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 11:29:05 pm


(http://images1.snapfish.com/34773%3A2%3A6%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323399%3B%3B87744nu0mrj)

I don't get that Twist feller.  He said he was looking for a top, and I got the best one the toy store had to sell.....did that make him happy??  Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 11:29:46 pm

(http://images1.snapfish.com/34765%3B4%3C7%7Ffp339%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323396%3A95643%3Anu0mrj)

ennis:  "yeah well...here is out list for next week."

basque:  "what eez an.....ah-pho-dee-zee-ack??"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on March 14, 2009, 11:57:02 pm
Very very funny. Thank you Chucky, I could look through these for hours.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 15, 2009, 05:13:12 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/2-12.jpg)


Minnie:  Mickey, I love you!  I can't wait for November, when we get married.

Mickey:  Yup!  Right after I finish a job with Donald Duck on some mountain.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 15, 2009, 05:17:27 pm

(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477567%3A3%7Ffp356%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323399%3C43%3A896nu0mrj)

It all seemed to be so perfect, that night before.  When Jack saw the size of Ennis, he was overjoyed.  However, now sitting in pain in a nearby gas station stall, a bottle of numbing agent in his hand, Jack's mind wandered of the night's events, and wondered if it's possible to have too much of a good thing.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 15, 2009, 05:51:40 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0876.jpg)



Hmmmmm......nope....not the right shade of red.  Still doesn't match the truck.  Lemme go in and get another shirt.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:00:10 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bbm0033.jpg)


Ennis:   Ooops....Sorry Jack.  My aim must be off.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:01:07 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/charo.jpg)


Come to me, Mr. Twist, and I'll show you how to "cootchie cootchie cootchie"!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:02:28 pm

Brokeback Duets!!!!!!!




(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/charo2.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bbm0243.jpg)



Home, home on the range.....where the deer and the antelope play......

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:04:39 pm

Brokeback Duets!!!!!!!


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/willie.gif)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bbm0243.jpg)

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:05:34 pm

Brokeback Duets!!!!


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jewel1.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bbm0243.jpg)


Dreams last so long, even after you're gone
I know, that you love me and soon you will see
You were meant for me and I was meant for you

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:07:26 pm
Brokeback Duets!!!!!



(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/madonna.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bbm0243.jpg)


Erotic....erotic....put your hands all over my body....erotic....erotic....put your hands all over my body......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:11:40 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0827.jpg)




Oh c'mon guys....you need more tongue........let us show you how it's done......









(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/madonnabrittney.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:47:45 pm
BROKEBACK HISTORY


(http://man2manalliance.org/crw/crwimages/cowboys450!.jpg)

After a long hard day of sheep herding, the gang decides to cut loose, and go wild, and take a picture.



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:49:00 pm
BROKEBACK HISTORY


(http://man2manalliance.org/crw/crwimages/cowboys450!.jpg)

Seldom are the moments so fun and lighthearted, as when friends get together.





Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:49:40 pm
(http://film.onet.pl/_i/film/b/brokeback_mountain/g/g70.jpg)


Cassie thinking: *sniff sniff*  Daym, forgot deodorant!  No wonder why he won't come closer to me!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 06:53:25 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/gaycowpoke.jpg)


The original outfits for Brokeback Mountain were considered too.........revealing, and changed.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:17:37 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/MTS2_196174_fanseelamb_brokeback-mo.jpg)


Ennis:  You no I ain't no computer animation.

Jack:  Me neither.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:18:38 pm
(http://brilliantdays.com/images/Brokeback_lego.png)


Ennis:  You know I ain't some toy for you to play with.

Jack:  Me neither.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:24:33 pm

Where WAS Ennis going?

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1941.jpg)


After reading the postcard that Jack was on his way, and a fishing trip was in the making, Ennis runs out to buy some lube, condiments, and some soup.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:35:03 pm


(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_2843.jpg)


Alma: "tastes great"
Ennis: "less filling
Alma:  "tastes great"
Ennis:  "less filling"

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Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:37:30 pm

Bitchy Bobby

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)



A tutor?!?!?!?!  are you freakin' kiddin' me?  The two of you are gonna tell me I need help!  You two are no Ozzie & Harriet, ya know!  Mom, you're so emotionally distant and cold, your bed may as well be on the South Pole!  And daddy, puhlease.  Ya think you could pick a partner who will actually say how they feel?  Between mom and your "fishing buddy" - oh yeah, by the way, come up with a better story- you may as well be deaf, for all the conversation they have with you.

Here's a news flash for y'all.....instead of getting me to a tutor, get yourselves to a therapist!

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Post by: SFEnnisSF on March 28, 2009, 08:42:51 pm
^^^ Muwahahahahahaha!!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:57:42 pm

BROKEBACK DEDICATIONS
 
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/2002063049195501270_rs.jpg)


Who can say for certain, Maybe you're still here
I feel you all around me, Your memory's so clear
Deep in the stillness, I can hear you speak
You're still an inspiration, Can it be
That you are my, Forever love
And you are watching over me from up above

Fly me up to where you are, Beyond the distant star
I wish upon tonight, To see you smile
If only for awhile, to know you're there
A breath away's not far, To where you are

Are you gently sleeping, Here inside my dreams
And isn't faith believing. All powers can't be seen
As my heart holds you, Just one beat away
I cherish all you gave me, Everyday
Cause you are my, Forever love
Watching me, from up above
And I believe , That angels breathe
And that love will live on and never leave

Fly me up to where you are, Beyond the distant star
I wish upon tonight, To see you smile
If only for awhile, To know you're there
A breath away's not far, To where you are
I know you're there, A breath away's not far
To where you are

 
 

To Where You Are- Josh Groban
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:59:08 pm
^^^ Muwahahahahahaha!!!  :laugh:


glad you liked it, buddy!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 08:59:34 pm


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/5824037.jpg)

Are Heath and Jake this big?  I don't know, you'd have to ask them.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:06:37 pm


(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/nimnard/bbm0754.jpg)

ennis: hi monroe... alma around? 

monroe: She was by the butcher block, handling the butcher's meat.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:20:07 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/3-6.jpg)


LaShawn is left speechless when, going under her and Randalls bed to find shoes, she discovers a picture of Jack, and a butt plug.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:22:51 pm

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/mags_mel/brokebackmtn_1351.jpg)

Whut?  Go whip your daddy's ranch into shape?  With all the God awful things you said about that ingrate, you want me to work for him?  I'll get back to ya, maybe in about 4 years.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:31:13 pm
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/57.jpg)

Yo, Ennis, homo says "whut?".


(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/mags_mel/brokebackmtn_1351.jpg)


Whut??
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Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:33:57 pm

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/TexasRodeoClown.jpg)

Ennis[thinking]: "Bring the excitement back!", he says.  Well, dressing like a rodeo clown may be excitin' him, but it's doin' squat for me!  Next time, we're going with my fantasy!

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Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:35:37 pm

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_0313.jpg)


Ennis:  Here's next week's order.

basque:  Why you want a claw foot tub and 30 boxes of Lime Jell-o??

Ennis:  You hush up about the tub and Lime Jell-o.  You don't know nuthin' 'bout it!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:36:58 pm

Brokeback the Musical


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jacl.jpg)


Jack: I know the game he plays, My radars going off in spades
Alma: You're out of your mind,  He's not giving you the time
Jack: I know from this scene
Alma: Whatcha mean whatcha mean
Jack: He's on my team

Jack: He's on my team, So give it up before you cream
Alma: Don't be obscene, Can't you tell the way he's stressing me
Jack: You see through a screen, That blinds you from the truth, The truth that he's on my team

Alma: Question, why can't you see, That he's looking dead at me
Jack: Take my advice it's free, Don't come for my 20/20
Alma: Things are not what they seem
Jack: Watcha mean whatcha mean
Alma: He's on my team

Alma: He's on my team, But maybe he's on yours in your dreams
Jack: Oh no miss thing, He plays my game and plays it mean
Alma: You see through a screen, That shields you from reality, Cause he's on my team

He's on my Team
You better give up all your sweet dreams
Whatcha mean whatcha mean
Can't you tell the way he's cruising me
You see through a screen
That blinds you from the truth
The truth that he's on my team
He's on my Team!



He's on my Team- Ari Gold


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:38:20 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/alsing.jpg)

Oh Ennis....that feels sooo goood....I'm gonna show you my "Oh face"!


Oh....Oh....oh...0oooh!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:46:56 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0138.jpg)

Mrs Newsome, this is Aguirre.....you call that Ennis Del Mar, and tell him to grab that no good husband of yours, and get their asses up to that mountian and get back to work


(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1320.jpg)


Ennis, this is Lureen.  I just got a call from Aguirre.  He said you need to grab Jack's ass up on the mountain, and give him a jerk.


(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-37.jpg)


Jack, it's Ennis.....I think they're on to us!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on March 28, 2009, 09:51:38 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackman.jpg)


Seldom are the moments so fun and light-hearted as when the family gets together.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 07:37:37 pm

Dullest Conversation

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j178/Tasmaniac/brokebackcampfire7vs.jpg)

Jack:  sigh

Ennis:  Oh, Jack!  Know what I found out?  Monroe calls ketchup "condiments".

Jack:  Fascinating.

Ennis:  Whut?

Jack:  sigh
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 07:39:12 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)


My boy ain't queer.  No one in my family is queer.


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)


Phone call for you, it's your brother.  Steven.












(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/img_detail.jpg)


He never takes my calls.....I don't know why....
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 07:43:11 pm

*Photoshopped picture posted by gnash, in the "email" thread, and used with his permission.*





(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/welcomeback.jpg)



Ennis-thinking:  I hope this isn't too subtle....I want Jack to know I missed him.
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Post by: Katie77 on April 02, 2009, 07:46:43 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh Chucky......these make me laugh....
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 07:50:49 pm
Glad ya like 'em Sue!

I've got more to post......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:06:17 pm


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/barebm2.jpg)

Ennis *thinking*:  I don't want nothing to do with pussy.

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:14:37 pm

B R O K E B A C K   S C I - F I

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01725/ufo_1725769c.jpg)

Rua:  Now, Fonab, remember our mission.

Fonab:  Yes Rua, to find signs of intelligent life here on this planet.

Rua:  Good.  Activate long range telescope.

Fonab:  Rua, I see something......






(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_0119.jpg)


Rua:  This mission is a failure.

Fonab:  Correct.  Let's return to planet Xenotronic.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:18:18 pm
Brokeback + TV Theme songs











(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackman.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/lureen_bobby_tv.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bobby.jpg)

Hello world, here's a song that we're singin'
Come on, get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy
We had a dream we'd go travelin' together
And spread a little lovin' if we'll keep movin' on
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song

Travelin' along, there's a song that we're singin'
Come on, get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy



*Partridge Family Theme Song*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:19:18 pm

Brokeback + TV Theme songs


(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb214.jpg)


believe it or not, I'm walking on air
never thought I could feel so free
flying away on a wing and a prayer
who could it be
believe it or not, it's just me



*Theme song Greatest American Hero*


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:19:58 pm

Brokeback + TV Theme songs



(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/ennis_UFO_test.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jacl.jpg)


Come and knock on our door
Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and his and his
Three's company, too!
Come and dance on our floor
Come and dance on our floor
Take a step that is new
Take a step that is new
We've a loveable space that needs your face
Three's company, too!
You'll see that life is a ball again
laughter is callin' for you
Down at our rendezvous,
Three's company, too!



*Three's Company Theme*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:38:30 pm


BROKEBACK HALLOWEEN

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/mags_mel/brokebackmtn_3667a.jpg)

"They're comin' to get you....Alma."

Night of The Living Dead, by George Romero


Ok, the original name from the movie is Barbara, but I switched it.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:39:28 pm
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/83/db/46/83db4665df0a42da421385db8677e3f7.jpg)

ehhhhh.....what's up, Ennis?     I got your carrot right here!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:40:07 pm
(http://rocketdock.com/images/screenshots/Daffy-Duck-cowboy.png)


Bugs!  I had my eye on Ennis!  Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu're despicable!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 02, 2009, 08:40:49 pm
(http://www.styleofeye.com/images/yosemite-sam.gif)

It's always about Jack or Ennis with that duck and rabbit!  I've been wearing boots long before they came on the scene!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on April 03, 2009, 03:21:41 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackman.jpg)


Seldom are the moments so fun and light-hearted as when the family gets together.




 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

They're all good. The above and the Dame Edna one are my favorites. Thanks Chuckie :).
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 06:09:37 pm

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/JakeZip.jpg)

Say "Hello" to my little friend!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 06:22:18 pm

Brokeback...Take 2



(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/901-1200/BBM_cd1_1033.jpg)

Jack:  F*ck Aguirre!!!

Ennis:  I don't wanna f*ck Aguirrie.

Ang Lee:  CUT!!!

Take 2


Jack:  F*ck Aguirre!!!

Ennis:  Jack, you can f*ck Aguirrie.

Ang Lee:  CUT!!!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 06:42:49 pm

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/Mooskanate/LaShawnLureenbenefitsteps.jpg)(http://www.thestylespy.com/wp-content/gallery/editorial-dec-08/whatnottowear.jpg)


Hiya Lureen and LaShawn.  We're Stacey and Clinton, from TLC's "What Not To Wear".  Your husbands called us to help get rid of your current wardrobe.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 06:49:50 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/not-a-gay.jpg)

Jack (To himself)  "Well dang, ifn that ain't the perfect Christmas gift for Ennis......."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 08:05:22 pm

Brokeback Halloween


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/land-of-the-dead-zombie-cropped.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/LureenJackRandall2006.jpg)

Zombie:  "Jaaaack...come to me...I can treat you better than Ennis ever can!"

Jack:   "Eat me!"

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 08:23:45 pm
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_2698.jpg)


Momma, I don't know what you did, but this food is nastier than ususal, and I'm not gonna be eating this slop for the next two weeks!







(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln6z94sKi11qedj7xo1_400.png)


Aunt Tanya, it's Lureen.  The receipes you gave me, they couldn't get him to eat either.







(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/img_detail.jpg)



Well those were my best receipes!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 08:25:22 pm
(http://simpson.a.free.fr/gal/albums/Personnages/Famille_Simpson/simpsons_cowboys.gif)


Marge:  Next Simpson Family vacation, Brokeback Mountian!

Homer:  And I found us two tour guides to show us around!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 08:27:13 pm

(http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/bart-lisa-ralph-milhouse-cowboys-e0550_sml.JPG)


Lisa:  $5.00 for a squishy??  That's horrifying!

Bart:  What was really horrifying was what Millhouse and Ralph did in their tent last night!

Millhouse:  Maybe that would still be a secret if you didn't get all Aguirre on us!  We had to do something, durned tent smells like cat wee wee!

Ralph:  I peed in the tent last night!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 08:31:12 pm
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/normal_013.jpg)

I put a spell on you
Because he's mine
You better stop
The things that you're doin'
I said "Watch out!
I ain't lyin', yeah!
I ain't gonna let him go
you can't win
I ain't gonna give up on us
Give it up
I put a spell on you
Because he's mine
All right!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 08:33:39 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_gasstation.jpg)

Hmmmm.....sign behind me says they store gays here.  Maybe I can find a fishin' buddy now.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 09:03:03 pm


(http://www.rs2.de/media/6/0/a43b89120119dcf1b1a4bd6e963a58.jpg)


Came upon a bear, is what happened.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 10:09:21 pm

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/naxman_photos/BBM/robincondoim.gif)



Fortunately, no one knew that the BatCave had a second location on Brokeback Mountain
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 10:24:04 pm

Photo manipulation credited to Quiplash

Brokeback Mountain III: Hazzard Mountain

(http://static.flickr.com/11/90306708_34151e623c.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/quiplash/90306708/)



Jake:  Lemme get this straight......in this sequal, you're married to your cousin??   :o

Michelle:  and you cheat on me, with your other cousin, who's a man??   :o

Heath:  Daym....I don't think this one will even get any nominations, let alone actual Oscars!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 10:57:49 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aguirre_eyes.jpg)


Aquirre is very happy that the X-ray binoculars he ordered arrived, and is now able to see into the tent.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 11:25:11 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)

My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

And I
I want to share all my love with you


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)

No one else will do


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)

And your eyes

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

your eyes....your eyes

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 11:45:07 pm
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)


Whut?  Ty Pennington?  "Extreme Makeover:  Home Edition"?  Never heard of them.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 04, 2009, 11:45:43 pm



(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)


Whut? Stacey & Clinton? "TLC'S What Not To Wear"? Never heard of them.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on April 05, 2009, 01:10:23 am
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)


Whut?  Ty Pennington?  "Extreme Makeover:  Home Edition"?  Never heard of them.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Priceless, Chuck!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 05:15:17 pm
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/naxman_photos/stuff/mexicanstandoff.jpg?t=1172135213)


Jack  "Ennis, I ever tell you that you got a nice set of Chi Chis??"
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 05:18:06 pm

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/Jake/cap041.jpg)
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/Jake/cap045.jpg)


He tried hard, but Jack could never really "vogue" as well as he wanted.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 05:18:48 pm

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/Jake/cap082.jpg)


While visiting Conan O'Brien, Jake discusses a Brokeback deleted scene, titled "Third Night In Tent".

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 05:20:04 pm
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/Jake/cap120.jpg)

Funniest fan story?  Ok, was just out on the street, minding my business, and some guy comes up to me, says his name is Chuck, starts doing this with his hands.....says he was flexing the "evil tickle fingers".


I ran as quick as I could!
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Post by: Artiste on April 05, 2009, 05:23:41 pm
Cellar, your pics are interesting, especially with your added words!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 05:55:39 pm
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080721/henderson_knight320.jpg)

Florence:  I see that look in your eyes, Mr. Twist.  He may play my son, but he's not.....so back off!  
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:23:32 pm


 
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/bbm0774.jpg)

If I knew that Monroe wore "Underroos", I would never have said "yes".
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:25:18 pm

(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w119/jospree/Jake/jake6lg6.png)


Jake (thinking):  "Oh honey, as if.  and you'd have to open much wider than that anyway."
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:29:19 pm

(http://hamous.org/images/lepus.jpg)


Alma Bunny:  "Jack Rabbit Twist?  Jack Rabbit Nasty!"
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:30:29 pm

(http://images.needcoffee.com/krabbit.jpg)


Having disposed of Aguirre, Jack Rabbit prepares to convince Ennis Rabbit into living the sweet life on Brokeback.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:31:24 pm

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39198000/jpg/_39198113_deannabrooksbunny.jpg)

Upon hearing that Ennis wants rabbit for dinner, Alma tries a new tactic.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:38:06 pm

Bishop (to priest):   Sign don't look right!




(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/churchsign.jpg)
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:41:58 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf4.jpg)


Smurfette:  I hope you don't think I'm smurfing too fast....maybe we should put the smurfs on?

Smurf:  Fast or slow, I just like the smurf you're smurfing in!

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:43:09 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Smurf1.jpg)

Smurf:  Now Smurfette, you know I can't aford to not smurf when the smurfs are smurfing!

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf2.jpg)

Smurfette:  And what about my smurf? ? ?   Fine....I'll see if my sister can smurf her!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:43:52 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf3.gif)



Wanna cup of smurfy, don'cha?  Piece of smurfy cake?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:44:43 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf5.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf6.jpg)


Smurfette:  What you waiting for, Smurfboy, a smurfing call?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:45:27 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf7.jpg)


Smurf:  Smurfette, that's my smurfing buddy, Smurf.......we're going smurfing this weekend.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:49:13 pm

Brokeback Friends



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/queer.jpg)

Ennis: Could I be any more queer?

Jack: I know!!!!


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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:49:50 pm

Brokeback Friends

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/bbm0243.jpg)

Jack:  Smelly cat....smelly cat....what are they feeding you?



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Post by: CellarDweller on April 05, 2009, 06:50:33 pm

Brokeback Friends

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/LureenJackRandall2006.jpg)

Jack:  How you doin'??


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Post by: LauraGigs on April 05, 2009, 09:34:39 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0173.jpg)

I done told ya, the pubic bone is hard, Ennis. It's not my fault you keep forgettin that!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:06:33 am

Brokeback Grease

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021007/1475__grease_l.jpg)


Sandy:  (thinking)  Well, my matin' call didn't work, but his matin' dance is sending out signals.

Danny:  (thinking)  Man, I hope Kenickie is waching




(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/kenickie.jpg)


Kenickie: (thinking)  Man, look at him move!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:07:40 am
Brokeback Grease

(http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10101000/10101737.jpg)

Sandy:  Want a cup of coffee, don'cha?  Piece of cherry cake?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:08:13 am

Brokeback Grease

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/greasesrizzo.jpg)

Rizzo shows Lureen how to really rock a blonde wig.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:08:49 am

Brokeback Grease

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/greaseshot.jpg)

We may be singin' and dancin', but we're not in formation, so we ain't queer!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:09:21 am

Brokeback Grease

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Greaselightning.jpg)

(Danny)  Ummmm.....We may be in formation now, but I ain't no queer!

(Background dancers)  Us neither!

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:11:29 am

Blades Of Brokeback


(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/29/movies/30blad.span.jpg)

(Chazz)  You know I ain't queer

(Jimmy)  Me neither.  Now shut up and skate!

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:12:10 am


Blades Of Brokeback

(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1168256/photo_02.jpg)

(Chazz)  This is a one shot thing.

(Jimmy)  That apparently takes place in front of a sold out crowd.


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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:12:46 am


Blades Of Brokeback

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/blades.jpg)

(Jimmy)  Next thing I knew, I was flying through the air...


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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:13:24 am



Blades Of Brokeback

(http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/blades-of-glory-will-ferrell.jpg)

(Katie)  Jimmy McElory......Jimmy McNasty!  You two don't go up there to skate!



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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:14:17 am




Blades Of Brokeback

(http://www.digitaljournal.com/images/photo/Copy_1_movie.jpg)

(Chazz)  You been to Lake Placid, Jimmy McElory?  I've heards what they got in Lake Placid for boys like you!!




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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 11:15:32 am

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/madonnabrittney.jpg)


Brittney:  You know this is a one shot thing we got goin' here.

Madonna:  Oh please!  The way your career has tanked, you'll be kissin' me again!

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 08:39:10 pm
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/Queen_Elizabeth.jpg)

After Brokeback, Americans seem to think that queens dress like cowboys.  Me thinks that perhaps it's time for a trip to America, so I can show these people what a proper Queen looks like.







(http://www.davidallenstudio.com/includes/portfolio/img_detail.php?id=85)



Oh, but your majesty, America does know about queens!






(http://enculturation.gmu.edu/1_2/calvin/rupaul.jpeg)


That's right, honey!  When it comes to Queens, I've got a leg up on all of you, so "You better work!"
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 08:56:28 pm
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/spidergyln.jpg)

Little known fact.  Before landing the role of Jack in "Brokeback", Jake tried out for the role of everyone's favorite wall crawler, Spiderman.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 09:35:04 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/parisbeach.jpg)

paris: hello? this is, like, paris hilton. is this, somebody hot?


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)

lureen: Paris, it's Lureen.  Just wanted to see if you got the card I sent you while you were in prison.


(http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/attachments/how-who-what-quizzes/4828d1125649540-what-happy-bunny-saying-r-u-res2.jpg)

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 09:36:36 pm


(http://a0.vox.com/6a00b8ea07220d1bc000c2251f43c0f219-320pi)

Madonna: Lureen, honey, let me talk to you about that husband of yours. 
As one of the biggest fag hags on the planet, I can help you out in fine tuning your gaydar. 
Geez....I've been working with queers since day one in my career,
since my brother was my background dancer in my "Lucky Star" video.



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)

lureen: Who?  Who is this?

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 09:48:57 pm
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1170/558889197_881a755574.jpg?v=0)

Naomi: Now listen, you need to leave my son alone.  he don't love you!

Jake: That's right!

Naomi:Hush, I'm handling this.

Jake: sorry.

Naomi: Now, I'm serious....you need to leave my boy alone.  It's over.

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)

Lureen: Who??  Who is this??
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 07, 2009, 09:59:33 pm


(http://www.bioscop.cz/_web/_filmy/b_zkrocena_hora/fotografie/nahledy_nejvetsi/037_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
It's funny, I've never seen such a large group of lambs be so silent!  And why do I have a sudden craving for fava beans and a nice chianti?

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 10:55:06 am

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/PDVD_086-4.jpg)

Oh Ennis......                   Oh Alma.....


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/PDVD_086-4.jpg)

Oh Ennis......                   Oh Alma.....


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/PDVD_086-4.jpg)

Oh Ennis......                   Oh Jack.....



(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/BBM_cd2_0744.jpg)

Oh hell no!!!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 10:59:56 am

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/EnnisDance.jpg)


After Jack's death, Ennis opened up a training school for
young ranch hands.


Here's the first graduating class...........










(http://www.benettontalk.com/cowboy.jpg)
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 11:01:34 am

(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w119/jospree/Brokeback/worrieddu6.jpg)




Ummmmmm......Ennis....I understand the need to experiment, but you just can't pull off drag.





(http://blogidaho.biz/wildenstein.jpg)
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 11:16:34 am

(http://www.metrosantacruz.com/metro-santa-cruz/12.14.05/gifs/davey-0550-family.jpg)

Sally:  Mother, Father, may we watch TV?

Mother:  what did you want to watch?

Davey:  We want a western!

Goliath:  Geee....I don't know, Davey!

Father:  Sure, we'll watch together!

Davey:  Oh, the TV Guide says that there's a western on called "Brokeback Mountian".  Can we watch it?

Father:  Sure Davey!

*turns on TV, FNIT scene happens*

Family:  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 11:31:31 am

Ennis:  Jack, I thought you said Aguirre said there was no work for us.

Jack:  He did, I guess he changed his mind.

Ennis:  Well, I guess we can be on Brokeback, and get paid for it.

Jack:  Oh Shit......Ennis, look right there.









(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/humpsign.jpg)


Ennis:  Damn it!  Aguirre got no right to do that!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 11:44:44 am


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bigloo.jpg)

Jack:  "Uhh, Ennis.....I think you're experiencin' what they call "shrinkage".

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 11:46:02 am

(http://simonc.f2o.org/south/images/penguins_wallpaper.jpg)

Ennis:  So what do we do now?

Jack:  I guess we get on in there, and untangle all them Eskimo penguins from ours.

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 12, 2009, 11:54:38 am
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_parting.jpg)


I just don't get Jack's fascination with rodeo clowns......









(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/clowns.jpg)


Oh....now I get it!
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Post by: Monika on April 12, 2009, 11:56:16 am
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:33:55 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


What Happens on Brokeback, stays on Brokeback



*based on - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas- Las Vegas Tourist Board*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:35:11 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Brokeback. The Way Life Should Be





*based on:  Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Iceland. The Way Life Should Be-  Iceland Tourist Board*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:36:15 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Where Else But Brokeback?  Beautiful one day, perfect the next





*based on:  Where Else But Queensland?   Beautiful one day, perfect the next -  Queensland, Austrailia Tourist Board*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:37:02 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Brokeback is different





*based on:  Spain is different-  Slogan coined by Manuel Fraga (Minister for Tourism of Spain during Franco's dictatorship)*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:38:03 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


The happiest place on Earth



*based on - The happiest place on Earth - DisneyLand*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:39:19 pm
Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Touch Your Heart



*based on - Touch Your Heart - Taiwan Tourist Board*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:40:20 pm

Brokeback Travel Slogans!



(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)


Brokeback. A Destination for the New Millennium



*based on - Vietnam. A Destination for the New Millennium - Vietnam Tourism Promotion Campaign*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 09:52:05 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/two_tents.jpg)




(http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/05/17_madonna_lgl.jpg)

Madonna (thinking)  Hmmmmmmm......those two tents bring back some great memories........






(http://www.beautifulmadonna.com/gallery/1990/blondambitiontour/039.jpg)
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 10:00:23 pm

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/LPIPOD03/BN3478_48~Garden-Gnomes-at-Frankfurt-Dippenmarkt-Frankfurt-Am-Main-Germany-Posters.jpg)


Blue shirt Gnome:  You know I ain't queer!

Green shirt Gnome:  Me neither!

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Post by: CellarDweller on April 13, 2009, 10:01:34 pm
(http://www.tanoryland.com/images/100_4523.jpg)


Girl Gnome:  Don't try and fool me no more, Ondel, I know what it means......Bortho Gnome.....Bortho Nasty!  You two don't go up there to fish......
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Post by: knash on April 14, 2009, 05:24:49 am

Madonna (thinking)  Hmmmmmmm......those two tents bring back some great memories........


LOL... CHUCK!!!  that wasn't good for my monitor!! (only water) ;) :D :D
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Post by: knash on April 14, 2009, 05:26:46 am
...

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/BBM_cd2_0744.jpg)

Oh hell no!!!


ROFFLES!!!  ;D O0 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 14, 2009, 08:39:02 am
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm_halloween.jpg)



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)


Lureen:  Hello?


Voice:  We've traced the calls!  They're coming from within the house!



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 14, 2009, 08:40:04 am

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm_halloween.jpg)

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksface.jpg)

Jack:  What in the world happened, Ennis?




(http://creativecorner.home.att.net/Art/Werewolf.jpg)


Ennis:  Come upon a werewolf's what happened!!!
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 14, 2009, 08:43:09 am


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/chinhallbbm5.jpg)


jack: I got you a present, do you like it?

ennis: just what I wanted, a pussy.
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 14, 2009, 08:43:51 am



witches of brokeback

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/chinhallbbm7.jpg)


jack: Know what, Ennis

ennis: whut?

jack: flying around on this broom is such a drag.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 14, 2009, 08:47:27 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k263/michelletorre/holidays/greatpumpkin.jpg)


Ennis:  I got a candy apple!

Jack:  I got a Hershey Bar

Ghost:  I got a rock......

Ennis:  Jack, why'd you invite Charlie Brown along?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 08:16:22 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)

Ennis:  Jack, what's with that pic on your door?

Jack:  I decorated for All Saints Day.  It's a pic of St. Angela of Foligno.  Patron Saint of sexual temptations.


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/angelamosaic.jpg)

Ennis:  You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 08:17:26 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)


Ennis:  Jack, now what's with that pic on the wall?

Jack:  I decorated for All Saints Day.  There is no patron saint for gay people, so I made one up.














(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41487000/jpg/_41487178_dameedna416.jpg)

Ennis:  I'm glad my folks were Methodists.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 08:20:57 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)



Ennis:  Jack, now what's with that 3rd pic?

Jack:  How many times I gotta say I decorated for All Saints Day?














(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/su83.jpg)

Ennis:  Just 'cause her name is Susan Saint James, don't make her a saint, Jack.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 08:43:01 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jackbridge.jpg)


When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:15:44 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0538.jpg)



Aguirre:  Some o these never went up there with you.....







(http://un4life.com/images/smurfs.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:23:39 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_wings4.jpg)


ennis (singing): You......shield me with your wings
I need you angel, can't you see?
hold me, lift me, take me high
spread your wings, take on the sky

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:25:44 pm


(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t172/ingmarnicebbmt/Nol-1.jpg)

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/brokeback_camp.jpg)

Ennis: I think those guys got their holidays mixed up.

Jack: Whut ya mean, En?

Ennis: Well, it's Christmas, but it's on Halloween we get tricks and treats.

 
 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:29:47 pm

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/1elation.jpg)


Ennis:   Jack, did you ask Santa for anything?

Jack:  Yes, I asked him for something special, but I don't know if I'm on the "naughty" or "nice" list, so I don't know if I'll get it.









*Christmas Eve, at the Twist/Del Mar Ranch*




Santa:  Well, Jack Twist was a good boy, so here's the gift he asked for.










(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/LennyD51/Christmas%202007/SantaFrosty007.jpg)

I hope he puts the butt plug to good use!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:32:16 pm






(http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/32781/2000273903442917059_rs.jpg)


Ennis:  It's New Year's Eve.....wanna watch the ball drop?

Jack:  Depends on where your gonna drop it.


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:36:19 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/screencap.jpg)

Alma:  You still goin' fishin' with Jack Twist?

Ennis:  Sometimes........

Alma:  Why?

Ennis:  Big Nuts on him....the size of apples!





(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/big_nutzzz.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:36:51 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_jimbo.JPG)

It didn't take long for Ennis to find Jack's "G-spot".

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:45:26 pm

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Misc%20Items/002.jpg)

Ennis never recovered from secretly attending a drag show, and finding Jack lip synching to "Like A Virgin".


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 15, 2009, 09:48:12 pm

(http://nsa01.casimages.com/img/2008/01/17/0801170439452082451.jpg) (http://www.casimages.com)

Ohhhhhh......so that's what Ennis meant when he said he gave Jack a Prince Albert in the can.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 16, 2009, 09:03:07 pm
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/TDK/1232046815721.jpg)

  BeetleJuice:  Know what I like about you, Ennis Del Mar?  You're a dark clown.
You're the complete opposite of the last guy I dated.













(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/Lifestream52/bozo.jpg)

BeetleJuice:  He was such a Bozo!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 16, 2009, 09:06:14 pm
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/TDK/1232046815721.jpg)

BeetleJuice:  I shouldn't really talk badly about Bozo.
We did have some good times.....













(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/BozoTheClown.jpg)

BeetleJuice:  Oh yeah, he had some skills!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 16, 2009, 09:11:40 pm

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/TDK/1232046815721.jpg)

BeetleJuice:  The other clown I fell for, well,
it didn't last long at all.....













(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t285/donaileche/eso_payaso.jpg)

BeetleJuice:  I just couldn't let him give me head
for some reason....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on April 18, 2009, 02:36:36 pm



(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/smilie-sombrero.gif)

You been to Mexico, Jack Smiley Twist?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2009, 09:17:49 pm

Happy Valentine's Day, Photo Captioners!

(http://logo.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/240x360_brokeback.jpg)


Jack Wannabe:  Hey, we ain't Jack or Ennis, but ya think they'll accept our Valentine wishes?

Ennis Wannabe:  I reckon so.  We are two cowboys being all romantic like.  What's better than that?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2009, 09:36:24 pm
(http://baycityforums.com/images/images/JakeHeathMA.jpg)

Jack:  Ennis, pull my finger.

Ennis:  Jack, I thought you said you was tired of beans.

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2009, 09:39:33 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/bitchplease1.jpg)


Twist, I wasn't paying to have the dogs babysit the sheep, while  you two stemmed the rose.



(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/bitchplease2.jpg)


Bitch, please!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2009, 09:45:08 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_twins_icecream.jpg)


Jake 2:   Moooooommmmmm, Jake 1 got more ice cream than me!

Jake 1:  Bitch, please.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2009, 10:00:53 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_reese_whut.jpg)


Reese:  "What's the matter, Jake?"

Jake:  "Shit, I left my blue parka at the café!"

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2009, 10:05:10 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_1050.jpg)

L.D.:  Rodeo,  let the stud duck do the carvin'.



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/fayette_beans2.jpg)

fayette (thinkin): stud duck, my ass!  Thees green beans have more girth than he does...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on April 21, 2009, 02:10:44 am
(http://baycityforums.com/images/images/JakeHeathMA.jpg)

Jack:  Ennis, pull my finger.

Ennis:  Jack, I thought you said you was tired of beans.



Where is that photo from???
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 06:24:20 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/rainbow_camp_17.jpg)


Leprechaun:  Laddies and lassies, there ain't no pot 'o gold 'neath that rainbow!  All I can see is a pair of "3 dollar bills"!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 06:32:26 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery3.jpg)

mama, what's "slash?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 06:35:28 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery3.jpg)

mama! Daddy won't share his jelly with me to put on my toast.  What flavor is "K Y" anyway?


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery.jpg)

She's got an active imagination, huh?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 06:39:23 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_meets_alma.jpg)

It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife....


Lyrics from "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 06:48:39 pm

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0682.jpg)

Jenny: Daddy, each time you tell that bull ridin' story, I notice something different.

Ennis: Really?  That's inturestin'.  What did you notice this time?

Jenny: This time, I noticed you've got hair growing of your ears.  You need some tweezers.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 07:23:52 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_lookinatit.jpg)

It takes a lickin', but keeps on tickin'.


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 07:50:02 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery3.jpg)

Mama, how come there's a blue parka in the back of  Daddy's truck?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 07:51:21 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery3.jpg)

Mama, I found Daddy's creel case, I've been playing with it.  What's "Anal Eaze"?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 07:53:15 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery3.jpg)
Mama, dad don't know Unka Jack too good.   Last night, he kept asking Jack, "Who's your daddy?  Who's your daddy?"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 08:12:39 pm
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/03/adamsutton_wideweb__470x304,0.jpg)
Cigar Butt  "Ever since he got back from that summer on Brokeback, Ennis whispers sweet nothings in my ear.  But if he calls me "Jack" one more time......."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 08:14:05 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_little.jpg)

lureen: Elmo Del Mar?  Oh, your the countin' buddy, or the tickle buddy, I know who you are...

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 08:15:07 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)

lureen: Now you listen to me, and you listen good!   You're gonna meet somebody in a few years, and you're gonna fall in love.  Run away!!!!  Remember this conversation, and run away!!!  You'll avoid a big mistake.

















(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_little.jpg)

lureen: Who?  Who is this??

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 08:24:55 pm
Photo Manip from GNash!




(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobross_2.jpg)


And remember to make your cowboys "happy" cowboys!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 08:25:56 pm



(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobross_2.jpg)


Why did I paint them from this perspective?  While I'm a talented artist, I haven't quite learned how to translate that "freshly fucked" look onto canvas.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2009, 09:05:12 pm

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Public/Street/2008/023a.jpg)

Reese: Jake, I wear pink lipstick.  Care to tell me how that particular shade of red got there?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:05:55 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/dinner.jpg)


Ennis:  Ok, I got all the ingredients on your list.....dinner smells good, but what's  'salt peter'?


Alma:  Just a type of salt, Ennis!  Yeah, have a great fishing trip!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:08:20 pm
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/olivia640/112dbx4.jpg)

Batman: Now you sit down you son of a bitch!
 
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:09:10 pm

(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/SanFranciscoJohn/FNIT2-1.jpg)


Jack:  We must be doing something right, there's a sign cheering us on!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:10:57 pm

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii81/cannibus_king/heath-ledger-joker-menacing.jpg)


Wonder if there's a pair of dueces in this hand.........
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:12:23 pm

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/sabine50/Jake-Prince.jpg)

Ennis:  "You been to Persia, Jack Twist?  'Cause I heard what they got in Persia for boys like you."
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:15:58 pm

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0166.jpg)

Jack:  *Sniff Sniff*  Ya smell that Ennis?  That's the smell of 42 sheep being struck by lightning.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:17:33 pm

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0166.jpg)
Jack:
Ya know Ennis.....*sniff sniff*  A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?

Ennis:
Even after it's been stemmed?


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:23:42 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/A001b.jpg)

On one of his rides, Jack fondly remembers "3rd Night In Tent".
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:25:09 pm

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Films/Prince%20of%20Persia/Preproduction/A049a.jpg)

Although he was unable to find success on the bullriding circuit, Jack later became accomplished at Equistrian events.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:26:11 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/dance.jpg)


Man:  Oh!  Cigar Butt!  You've decided to submit at last!

Horse:  Only 'cause Ennis Del Mar ain't here!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:29:49 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/dance.jpg)






(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm29/meseve/2007-horses-screensaver.jpg)
Mare:  Jack Twist?  Jack Nasty!!  You and him don't go up there to fish!!  You....

Stallion:  You don't know nuthin' about it!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:30:29 pm

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/Kalypso989/d8990b2e.jpg)


Mare:  We were lucky you and your rider showed up when you did, my rider talks a good game, but he can't ride worth a lick.  His feet was out of the stirrups, and he was holding the reins wrong, and he kept getting the signals all mixed up.  I'm lucky he didn't get me all tangled up in some sagebrush, or out in the mud somewhere.  Anyway.....he can't ride at all....I get the feeling he don't know his left from his right.  Your rider looked like he knows what he's doing,  maybe he'll teach the one who has me how to do things right.  He was having me go round in circles forever, or at least until you two showed  up.

Stallion:  I didn't catch your name...

Mare:  LaShawn....why?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:34:47 pm

Biblical Brokeback


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1268.jpg)


Jack:  Oh Ennis, thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:35:43 pm


Biblical Brokeback


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)


Jack:  Oh Ennis, you maketh me to lie down in green pastures!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:37:12 pm



Biblical Brokeback


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/bitchplease1.jpg)


Judge not, that ye be not judged!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:42:17 pm
Biblical Brokeback


(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h86/BrokenOkie/Photo%20Captions/Heartbreak.jpg)


It is not good that the man should be alone.

Bible, Genesis ii. 18.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:43:26 pm
Biblical Brokeback


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/sparks.jpg)


Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward..

Job 5:7.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:44:12 pm



Biblical Brokeback


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)


Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

Psalms 133:1


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:50:55 pm
Biblical Brokeback


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/fabreezead.jpg)


Absent in body, but present in spirit.

Bible, 1 Corinthians v. 3.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:52:39 pm



Biblical Brokeback


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/drink.jpg)


Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that tarry late into the night, till wine inflame them!!

Isaiah Chapter 5

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 10:01:21 pm




(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/thnx_alma.jpg)

Alma: Oh, so you got a piercing, huh Ennis?
So tell me when you're with Jack Twist
does that mean he's got a Prince Albert in his can?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Katie77 on April 28, 2009, 11:05:06 pm
Biblical Brokeback


(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h86/BrokenOkie/Photo%20Captions/Heartbreak.jpg)


It is not good that the man should be alone.

Bible, Genesis ii. 18.

That is too sad........far too sad.
 :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 08:19:49 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/poor.jpg)


Ennis:  Go easy on me Jack!  You forget what it's like to be poor.

Jack:  Poor?  Well damn, your last movie is at over $600 million world wide!  How much are you givin' Alma and the girls?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 08:52:04 pm
(http://nsa02.casimages.com/img/2008/08/16/080816104722643831.jpg)

Ennis:  You getting excited, Jack?  I see you've got a little Woody there.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 08:52:54 pm

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/NewCowboy10.jpg)

Cowboy in background:  What's wrong?

Cowboy in foreground:  Aguirre showed up, and my gun ain't the only thing that went limp!


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 08:59:22 pm

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0548.jpg)


Ennis, I'm stepping away for a second.  When I get back, that "McCain/Palin" sticker better be gone from your truck!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 09:05:12 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bardot.jpg)

The years after Jack's death had not been kind to Lureen......

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 09:10:54 pm


(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Films/BBM/048.jpg)

HORSE (thinking) : Cowboy don't look right.


Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 09:24:40 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/palin.jpg)

Hello!  *wink wink*  This is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, don'cha know!  I'm on the campaign trail with a real maverick, John McCain, and I'm making phone calls to everyday Americans like myself to get out to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket!   I'm sure you're like me and read all the newspapers, so you know what our platform is, and I am hoping you'll vote for us! *wink wink*

Can we count on your vote?









(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/lureen.jpg)


Who?  Who is this?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 09:26:05 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0128.jpg)


Whoooooweeeee!  Yeah!




(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/palinmoose.jpg)


I got tired of your dumbass missin'!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2009, 09:35:19 pm

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_ewww.jpg)

Mama, what did daddy mean when he said he put his "special sauce" in this stew?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on April 30, 2009, 01:45:39 am
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/SanFranciscoJohn/FNIT2-1.jpg)


Jack:  We must be doing something right, there's a sign cheering us on!



Great caps CD!

I gotta ask; where is does pic from? It´s not in the movie it is?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on April 30, 2009, 01:50:22 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/395.jpg)

Damn. Four years.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on April 30, 2009, 11:15:07 am
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0548.jpg)


Ennis, I'm stepping away for a second.  When I get back, that "McCain/Palin" sticker better be gone from your truck!

:laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on April 30, 2009, 12:45:48 pm

Great caps CD!

I gotta ask; where is does pic from? It´s not in the movie it is?


It's not in the movie as we know it. But it was shown in the movie when the TV network Bravo aired BBM. It created plenty discussion. Once for cutting scenes, and second because at FNIT we see camera angles we've never seen before (like in the pic above).

Here's the discussion in Open Forum:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html)


And here is BayCotyJohn's post with a similar picture:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on April 30, 2009, 12:59:17 pm

It's not in the movie as we know it. But it was shown in the movie when the TV network Bravo aired BBM. It created plenty discussion. Once for cutting scenes, and second because at FNIT we see camera angles we've never seen before (like in the pic above).

Here's the discussion in Open Forum:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html)


And here is BayCotyJohn's post with a similar picture:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810)
thanks for that information, Chrissie  :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 08:04:13 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0824.jpg)


Do you remember when I said:  "She's got the papers, and I've got the man?"
Well, the man, that she had, that I took from her,
Is not the man we thought he was at all.

Caught in the middle I don't know what to do
what do you do when your man's untrue
there's another man, in my life

looked very normal 'till I opened my eyes
the man I loved and married loved another guy
there's another man.....in my life

Another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine
another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine.

You know, you & I were together, I was so in love with you
but...there was a little bit....too much sugar, and you were little too sweet

I think I wanna stay, but I don't know if I can
lovin' like I do and sharing with a man
there's another man.....in my life

Think I wanna leave but I can't swallow my pride
admit my lover loves another guy
there's another man.....in my life.

Another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine
another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine.



*Another Man - Barbara Mason*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 08:08:07 pm

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Heath%20Ledger%20Pics/38.jpg)


Jack, come into the confessional..........
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: injest on April 30, 2009, 08:08:55 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_ewww.jpg)

Mama, what did daddy mean when he said he put his "special sauce" in this stew?

>:( >:(

ok, can we leave the incest jokes out at least? please?

really really NOT funny.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 08:29:41 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_big_hair2.jpg)

Hello??







(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/pame_17_17/amy_winehouse-1.jpg)



Listen bitch!  You stop trying to copy my style!  I had it first, and no one does it better than me!  Do you hear me, you cow?  Who the hell do you think you are anyway!  Don't make me come over and smack you, I said no, no no!


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_big_hair2.jpg)

Who?  Who is this??
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 08:48:15 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1190.jpg)

Daddy, what were you talking about before?  About Jack Twist asking about Monroe's store's butcher section, around the same time that L.D. disappeared mysteriously?

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1192.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 08:59:05 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0115.jpg)

Jack:  What in the hell happened, Ennis?


Ennis:  I came upon a Mary is what happened.....spooked the mules, food everywhere, wasn't a pretty sight.














(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/17191__something_mary_l.jpg)


Mary:  Well, Ennis, I think I look just fine!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 09:02:43 pm


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/17191__something_mary_l.jpg)


mary: There's something about Ennis!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on April 30, 2009, 09:17:10 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0767.jpg)

ennis: i told you already, i make enough money ranchin'.  I don't want my wife workin'! 
What is it you do here anyway?






(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0769.jpg)

alma: It's a customer service job, Ennis.  I service the customers.


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0770.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 07, 2009, 08:38:46 pm

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/Album%201/archangel.jpg)


And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them,
and the glory of the Lord shone round about them:
and they were sore afraid. 
And the angel spoke to the sheepherers and said: 
"Beware, for thine boss, Aguirre, has binoculars with night vision capabilities!"

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 07, 2009, 08:50:07 pm


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1282.jpg)

ennis: you know I ain't queer!


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/madonna_sunglasses.jpg)

almadonna: Bitch, please!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 07, 2009, 08:51:54 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/blackdress.jpg)

Lureen:  Well Damn!  Where'd my little black dress go?  I was gonna wear it to surprise Jack!








(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/morris1000/of3D502C2822C4421.jpg)

Jack:  I can't wait until I surprise Ennis with this!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 07, 2009, 08:53:11 pm

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/blackdress.jpg)

Lureen:  Well Damn!  Where'd my little black dress go?  I was gonna wear it to surprise Jack!









(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/amadgexmastree__oPt.jpg)

Madonna:  No worries Lureen, you can borrow this one!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 07, 2009, 09:32:17 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_1372.jpg)

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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/mommiedear42.jpg)


Joan Crawford:  In the short story, the shirts hung on a nail!

No wire hangers!!!!  Everrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 07, 2009, 09:41:33 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/palin_bearrug.jpg)

sarah: I came upon a bear once.  It had crabs.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 14, 2009, 09:22:53 pm

Brokeback of The Living Dead

(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll109/Jayson_2341/zombies.jpg)


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0855.jpg)


Alma (thinking):  Oh my.....it's not gonna be
so lonely on this ranch tonight!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on May 14, 2009, 09:59:08 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1186.jpg)

Yes Daddy, we know, Ennis Del Mar is just a huntin' buddy....nuthin' more.






(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1163.jpg)

You really don't believe that, do ya momma?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 10, 2009, 02:22:39 am


Dogtown Mountain


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Heath/dogtownbts001.jpg)

Damnit Jack, you was right. Hauling my trailer down a
Mexico was the best fuckin idea ya ever had!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 10, 2009, 02:23:34 am

It really IS a sweet life

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Heath/dogtown009.jpg)



Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 10, 2009, 02:23:49 am


And they even got Old Rose here

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Heath/lod028.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on June 10, 2009, 02:33:08 am

It really IS a sweet life

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Heath/dogtown009.jpg)


That´s what I´ve been saying for ten years, Ennis
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/Highway1.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on June 10, 2009, 02:38:11 am
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/0415_gyllenhaal_police.jpg)

I´m sorry officer, I didn´t mean to go that fast. Please. Say...maybe I could help you out. Say...have you ever seen Brokeback Mountain? Hmmm?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on June 10, 2009, 09:08:21 am

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/jakecop.jpg)
Officer:  Talk to the hand, this ain't Brokeback, and I ain't Ennis.  You're still getting the ticket.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:08:21 am
;) ******Breaking News****  ;)


After long and hard negotiations, I was able to get my greedy hands on a different version of the movie script. It was previously kept top-secret and will reveal the truth WHY Ennis said no to Jack's proposal of a cow&calf operation.

I had to sleep with ask ten different people in Hollywood Riverton to get hold of the secret script,
so I hope you appreciate my efforts! ;D

See what really happened at the reunion camping trip. Enjoy!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:08:37 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2282.jpg)

Whaddya say?




(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2278.jpg)

What if you 'n I had a ranch together? A cow&calf operation?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:08:55 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2288.jpg)

Uh. Have to think about that one.
Gotta put on my thinking cap hat and rub it.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:09:27 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption3.jpg)

mmh ...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:09:40 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption1.jpg)

well ....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:09:54 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption4.jpg)

dunno ...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:10:07 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption8.jpg)

hunh?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:10:24 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption6.jpg)

*cough*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:10:39 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption5.jpg)

er...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:10:52 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption7.jpg)

WTF?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:11:05 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption9.jpg)

*phew*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:11:18 am


(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/KuhCaption2.jpg)

Jeez! :o
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:11:32 am

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2298.jpg)

Does it really have to be cows?
How 'bout sheep, they're smaller, easier to handle.



(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2324.jpg)

Hell yes Ennis. When I say cows I mean cows.
You got a f*in problem with that?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 05:36:38 am

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2338-1.jpg)

'm sorry, Bud. It ain't gonna be that way.
Two guys living together, with hundreds of cows? No way.
I don't want a be like them guys you see around sometimes 









(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/100405_kuh_big.jpg)




**** Fin ****
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on June 15, 2009, 06:11:58 am
I must say that now, having read this secret script, I fully understand Ennis´decision to say no. His fears was indeed justified. My whole perception of the movie has shifted forever.





that was the funnies thing I´ve seen in a long time, Chrissie!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2009, 02:27:11 pm
I must say that now, having read this secret script, I fully understand Ennis´decision to say no. His fears was indeed justified. My whole perception of the movie has shifted forever.





that was the funnies thing I´ve seen in a long time, Chrissie!


Thank you Monika (even though you nearly killt my eyes with the tiny font ;)).
 :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on June 29, 2009, 07:22:11 am
Many thanks to gnash for the photo shop for me!

;D





(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/twist_smurfs.jpg)


Ma Twist:   What in the hell are they, Ennis?

                             Ennis:   I don't know, but I think you better call an exterminator!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on June 29, 2009, 08:44:16 am

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/twist_smurfs.jpg)


Ma Twist:   What in the hell are they doin', Ennis?

                             Ennis:   I think it's the Virginia Reel!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on July 13, 2009, 11:03:24 am
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/untitled.jpg)

Not realizing he had stumbled upon his first "Glory Hole",
Ennis peeks in, and gets poked in the eye.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on July 14, 2009, 09:27:27 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/spacecowboy4.jpg)


Jack:  Hey Ennis, I think I found a spot out in the middle
                of nowhere far enough away from everyone!  Suit up!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on July 19, 2009, 03:30:50 pm
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/trekfan12/Funny%20caps/funnycap2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: SFEnnisSF on July 23, 2009, 02:28:36 am
This thread always has brought a smile to my face, and sometimes LOL fits.   Keep it goin'.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 15, 2009, 05:27:31 pm
            A random day, summer of -64


(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/l_a46773bbd57a8fb752f3f979c680b48e.jpg)


Jack (in the tub): I'm so glad we chose this Farm Resort this year, Ennis.
That "Sheepherder Vacation" we did last year was crap, don't you think?
Way too strenuous, with all that riding and shooting and chopping and stuff...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 15, 2009, 05:30:16 pm
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/l_e66e937a4bf470691309fa8f96090de0.jpg)



.......only thing I really liked 'bout that vacation was the tent......
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 16, 2009, 08:59:10 am
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/sistine.jpg)



Jack: I know I said the pup tent smelled like cat piss..... it's mighty nice of you to offer us this instead,
but don't you think it's a bit.....uhmmm..... over the top?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 16, 2009, 01:54:59 pm
   
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/sistine4.gif)   


Ennis (resolute): C'mon Jack. I know you said you enjoyed the thunderstorm and lightning up on Brokeback,
but this is ridiculous. Let's get outta here.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 16, 2009, 02:01:09 pm
   
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/sistine4.gif)   

Ennis to Pope: Hmm..You´re doing it wrong. Not the shoulders...grab him by the ears.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 16, 2009, 02:01:27 pm
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/sistine4.gif)  



Ennis to pope: Nope. Might be that you got Jack lured into something, he's always been too friendly to strangers.
But not me. My folks was methodists!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 16, 2009, 02:04:05 pm
LOL Monika!!


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 16, 2009, 02:15:36 pm
Signal. Early summer of -64
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/dc_cowboys_group.jpg)

Ennis to Jack: Damn. I know Aguirre said last year we could do with some help up there, but THIS???
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 16, 2009, 11:33:13 pm
"I didn´t pay you to go up there to stem the rose."
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0585.jpg)




















"Who? Me?"
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0587.jpg)



















"No. I´m talking about them"
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0588.jpg)



















In unison: "Who? Us?"
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/dc_cowboys_group.jpg)



















"Yep. You."
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0588.jpg)





















In unison: "Naw...we´re just fishing buddies!"
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/dc_cowboys_group.jpg)
























*Holy shit!*
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0829.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 17, 2009, 03:01:10 pm
LMAO Monika!!!

 ;D ;D ;D


(mmmm.... få se vad jag kan hitta på nästa gång......  ;)  ;D)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 17, 2009, 03:15:03 pm
LMAO Monika!!!

 ;D ;D ;D


(mmmm.... få se vad jag kan hitta på nästa gång......  ;)  ;D)
Sorry for stealing all your pics :laugh:
Love your posts, Sonja


(jag väntar nyfiket!)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 17, 2009, 04:14:18 pm
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/cowboys-3.jpg)



Jack: .....but this  spa is the best vacation we ever had! Ain't that right, Ennis?
Ennis: Yeah, whatever.....as long as that idiot would stop taking pictures of us every fucking time
we get into a tub, wherever we are...!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 08:43:59 am

(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/wedding2.jpg)

PASTOR (dramatically):  "...if any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two
                                          persons may not be joined in matrimony, let them speak now
                                          or forever hold their peace."


JACK:  (from back of church):  "I believe I have somthin' to say......"
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 08:46:26 am

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/35017.jpg)

When Jack finds out that Aguirre has been spying on them, well.....
he decides it's time to go medieval on his ass!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 19, 2009, 08:48:09 am
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/wedding2.jpg)

PASTOR (dramatically):  "...if any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two
                                          persons may not be joined in matrimony, let them speak now
                                          or forever hold their peace."


JACK:  (from back of church):  "I believe I have somthin' to say......"



wow...THAT guy from the alley is stalking Ennis, ain´t he? :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 08:58:06 am

(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/Michelangelos-David-R.jpg)

Ennis:  So, what do ya think?

Jack:   David don't look right!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 09:14:46 am

(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/536796257_13b61eb659-1.jpg)

Dorothy was just shocked to see Jack & Ennis in this type of establishment!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 09:19:12 am
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/jimbojack.jpg)

Jimbo (to himself):  I'm going to pretend I don't feel his hand on my ass.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 09:21:32 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Brokeback%20Locations/WishIcouldquityoulake1-1.jpg)

Jack: It used to come away easy, and now it's like seeing the Pope.



(a few weeks later)

(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/pope1.jpg)

Jack:  Hey Ennis, you were right, it's not so hard to see the Pope!

Ennis:  Told ya!  Now let's get our asses back to Brokeback.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 09:23:18 am

(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/mexicanalley.jpg)


Rodrigo: ten dolla....ten dolla....me sucky sucky.  Me so horny, me love you long time.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 09:35:38 am
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_flame_thrower.jpg)

Ennis:  I'll tell the Basque 'no more chilli.'
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2009, 09:36:35 am
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_flame_thrower.jpg)

Ennis:  It's not just your breath that's hot!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 19, 2009, 03:44:02 pm
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm156/bbmuppslukad/bbm/Brokeback200-29-24.jpg)



Texas?? Texas??!!  You been to Texas Jack Fucking Twist? Cause I heard what they got in Texas for boys like you....
And it ain't raining money or flowing whiskey......They got Texas Gates is what they got!!!   
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 19, 2009, 03:51:17 pm

For Monika:

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j243/betsvar/DSC00594.jpg)


The next day when Jack returned to Moose Mountain,
to lie down at the same spot and tell Ennis that maybe,
after all, he was  queer, at least a little;
there was nothing there! The whole mountain was gone!!!
And Jack wondered, how the hell did these fanatic Brokies manage to remove a whole mountain
in just one night...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 19, 2009, 03:54:32 pm
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm156/bbmuppslukad/bbm/Brokeback200-29-24.jpg)



Texas?? Texas??!!  You been to Texas Jack Fucking Twist? Cause I heard what they got in Texas for boys like you....
And it ain't raining money or flowing whiskey......They got Texas Gates is what they got!!!   

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0225.jpg)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 19, 2009, 03:56:55 pm

For Monika:

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j243/betsvar/DSC00594.jpg)


The next day when Jack returned to Moose Mountain,
to lie down at the same spot and tell Ennis that maybe,
after all, he was  queer, at least a little;
there was nothing there! The whole mountain was gone!!!
And Jack wondered, how the hell did these fanatic Brokies manage to remove a whole mountain in one night...


*LOL!!!!*



piece of advice - go to Canada now before it´s too late...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 19, 2009, 03:59:52 pm
That was the best laughing fit I've had in a long time.....  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Berit on August 19, 2009, 04:21:22 pm
That was the best laughing fit I've had in a long time.....  ;)
Well Sonja, you better start exercise your laughing muscle's so you're in tip top shape in Stockholm.... :laugh:.....because I truly believe we will laugh a lot  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 19, 2009, 04:31:27 pm
Well Sonja, you better start exercise your laughing muscle's so you're in tip top shape in Stockholm.... :laugh:.....because I truly believe we will laugh a lot  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I'm convinced we will!!!

Can't wait!!!!!


Did you book your ticket yet?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 20, 2009, 04:13:32 pm
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/behind-the-chutes-carol-miller.jpg)


Ennis: This doens't feel right, Jack......you think we've forgotten something?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on August 20, 2009, 04:33:59 pm
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/behind-the-chutes-carol-miller.jpg)


Ennis: This doens't feel right, Jack......you think we've forgotten something?



LOL!



I´m starting to see why nothing much ever came of Jack´s rodeo dreams...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 20, 2009, 04:38:47 pm
 ;D ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 24, 2009, 01:48:09 pm
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/bobb3.jpg)


Ennis (shouting): You wanna watch it there Jack! That bull looks like it's got a low startle point!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on August 27, 2009, 03:35:56 pm
       For my MM hiking companions. You know who you are!!!  ;D
 


(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/6a00d8341c85cd53ef011570a0cd26970b-.jpg)


When the film crew tried to ascend Moose Mountain for some vital shots,
they got lost and all they found was some weird gas stuff named "Shell".

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on September 02, 2009, 02:20:47 pm
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/cowboy_stroke.jpg)



Jack (thinking): I wish I understood why Randall always refuses
to come and visit me and Ennis here at lake Kemp...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on September 05, 2009, 04:36:08 am
At Aguierres trailer, summer of -64

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb293/daisies143/hubba/cowboys.jpg)


Cowboy to the left: If those two ranch deuces last summer weren't no good,
maybe a couple of us would do..?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on September 05, 2009, 04:40:47 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/1-2.gif)


Horse to off screen horse: You wanna watch it there!! That cowboy got a low startle point!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Penthesilea on September 05, 2009, 06:09:12 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/1-2.gif)


Horse to off screen horse: You wanna watch it there!! That cowboy got a low startle point!!!


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hilarious! :laugh:

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: southendmd on September 05, 2009, 09:36:24 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/1-2.gif)


Ennis:  Next thing I know, I was f-l-y-i-n'  through the air (with my guitar).
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on September 06, 2009, 01:46:53 pm
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/cowboyguitar.gif)


Cowboy: I'm sick and tired a this. Why did this Mr Del Mar order a serenade-o-gram outside the motel room,
and then not come out to applaude and pay me?
What can they possibly be doing in there for 14 straight hours?? 
Well....on second thought, maybe not straight......but still 14 hours.....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Sason on September 06, 2009, 02:09:36 pm
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm_griffcamp.jpg)


Ennis: Ok, now then..... do you think we moved our camp far enough away now to confuse all those weird Brokies,
who're trying to find it (and weed it!) all the time?

Jack: Yep, think so. They'll never find it here. Doesn't fit with the description on that website of theirs....
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on September 06, 2009, 06:04:23 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb293/daisies143/hubba/cowboys.jpg)

Group shot for actors trying out for the part of Ennis del Mar in the upcoming movie Brokeback Mountain.

Sources reveal that all actors were given the script for the second night in tent, but that few cut the mustard.

Ang Lee told E!News "when they read that Ennis was holding his hat in front of his crotch upon entering the tent, most of the actors believed he was already naked. I can't work with retards. Peace out. "

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on September 07, 2009, 11:44:10 am
Photo Shop pic done by DCF member AZ.bbm.

;D











(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BBMLastSupper-1.jpg)


Ennis:  Hey waiter!!!!  You didn't carve the turkey right, didn't have no Old Rose, and you gave us one bill!  We asked for 13 seperate checks!

Jack:  This will be the last supper we have in this place!!

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on September 07, 2009, 09:00:10 pm
(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/211.jpg)

After Jack's death, Lureen let herself go.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on September 08, 2009, 04:30:21 pm
(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/211.jpg)

After Jack's death, Lureen let herself go.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Monika on September 08, 2009, 04:31:20 pm
(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/211.jpg)


Lureen: Waiting for a maiting call?

Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Mikaela on September 08, 2009, 06:59:34 pm
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BBMLastSupper-1.jpg)


I think this one's incredibly well executed, an interesting surreal air to it, referencing more than DaVinci. Fascinating in its own right - kudos to the artist!

Who *is* that 13th person there - ?
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: CellarDweller on September 08, 2009, 07:50:57 pm
I think this one's incredibly well executed, an interesting surreal air to it, referencing more than DaVinci. Fascinating in its own right - kudos to the artist!

Who *is* that 13th person there - ?


From left to right:  Ma Twist, Pa Twist, Aguirre, Randall, Alma, Jack, Ennis, Lureen, LaShawn, Cassie, "young adult Bobby", LD, Fayette.
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: southendmd on September 08, 2009, 08:08:48 pm
"Young adult Bobby"??  When did he go blonde? 

Oh, yeah, he ventured into Lureen's bathroom...
Title: Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
Post by: Mikaela on September 09, 2009, 05:03:08 am