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Title: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:18:32 pm
I do care enough to send the very best.

However, my definition of "best" doesn't match Hallmark.


 :laugh:




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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:18:51 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:19:09 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:19:30 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:19:48 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:20:12 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:20:42 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:21:26 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2009, 07:24:46 pm
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: Penthesilea on December 12, 2009, 05:40:47 am
 :laugh:

Like it ;D.


But I don't understand this one:

Quote from: CellarDweller on December 01, 2009, 12:19:09 pm
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Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: CellarDweller on December 12, 2009, 05:40:30 pm
Quote from: Penthesilea on December 12, 2009, 05:40:47 am
But I don't understand this one:

"Tap that" is slang for saying you would "do" someone.

The elf is basically saying he'd fuck Mrs. Claus.
Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: Sason on December 12, 2009, 06:00:16 pm
Tnx for explaining Chuck, I didn't get it either.
Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: Sheriff Roland on December 12, 2009, 06:02:36 pm
Quote from: Sason on December 12, 2009, 06:00:16 pm
Tnx for explaining Chuck, I didn't get it either.

Nor I.
Title: Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
Post by: Ellemeno on December 12, 2009, 06:31:36 pm
I first heard "tap" used in the movie Knocked Up.  Craig Robinson's character said it about (and to) Leslie Mann's character, when he was the bouncer/doorman at the hip club, and she is the "old" woman trying to get in.  He says something like, "Personally, I'd love to tap that ass, but I'm only allowed to let young women in the club."