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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: LauraGigs on October 15, 2006, 01:56:05 pm

Title: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on October 15, 2006, 01:56:05 pm: Hi all,

There was a thread like this on IMDB that died out, but I thought it's a great idea — so let's do it here!

A few of mine to get us started:

HOT: Ennis' long torso
NOT: Ennis' long sideburns

HOT: Jack's gaze — through wonderful black lashes
NOT: Aguirre's gaze — through powerful black binoculars

HOT: Jack getting pounded in the tent
NOT: Ennis getting pounded on the pavement

HOT: Practically being outed by reunion kissing
NOT: Practically being outed in your ex's kitchen

HOT: J + E's right hands clasping in Tent Scene 1
NOT: "The devil's right haaaaaand, the devil's right haaaaand . . . "
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Front-Ranger on October 15, 2006, 02:42:56 pm: HOT: The tender tent
NOT: The herder tent

HOT: Warshin Ennis's shirts in the stream, naked
NOT: Warshin Ennis's undershirt in the sink, wearing an apron

HOT: The hailstorm
NOT: The storm comin in from the Pacific

HOT: Fireworks on the mountain
NOT: Fireworks on Independence Day

HOT: Jack's flipover
NOT: Alma's flipover

HOT: Tussling with Ennis on the mountain
NOT: Dancin with Lureen or LaShawn

HOT: Jack's gun goin off in TS1
NOT: Jack's gun goin off and missin the coyote
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: serious crayons on October 15, 2006, 07:12:05 pm: HOT Ennis and Jack working side by side
NOT Ennis and Timmy working side by side

HOT Ennis speaking to Jack more than he's spoke in a year
NOT LaShawn speaking to Jack more than a normal person speaks in a year

HOT sawing and chopping wood
NOT buzzing through turkey with an electric knife

HOT if you know where Brokeback Mountain is
NOT if you're Old Man Twist

HOT hugging someone from behind and whispering that they're sleepin on their feet like a horse
NOT hugging someone from behind and whispering that you want an apartment over the laundromat

HOT filling a cup with whiskey
NOT filling a cup with spit
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Ellemeno on October 16, 2006, 02:18:32 am: HOT Ennis cum Raincoat
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/10/PC_307146_CN0118_12.jpg)

NOT Aguirre cum Raincoat
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/9/PC_307146_CN0118_06.jpg)

All images from the Auction of BBM wardrobe to support the Human rights Campaign
http://stores.ebay.com/Brokeback-Mountain-Hollywoodvault1
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Ellemeno on October 16, 2006, 02:24:00 am: HOT Ennis's Jammy Pants
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/10/PC_BBM_113.jpg)

NOT Alma's Nightgown from the same scene
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/11/1160261203425_PC_BBM_123.jpg)

All images from the Auction of BBM wardrobe to support the Human rights Campaign
http://stores.ebay.com/Brokeback-Mountain-Hollywoodvault1
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Ellemeno on October 16, 2006, 02:38:30 am: HOT Mrs. Twist's attire when she first meets Ennis
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/10/PC_BBM_195.jpg)

NOT Mrs. Newsome's attire when she first meets her grandson Bobby
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/12/1162300398817_PC_BBM_151.jpg)

All images from the Auction of BBM wardrobe to support the Human rights Campaign
http://stores.ebay.com/Brokeback-Mountain-Hollywoodvault1
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: twistedude on October 16, 2006, 02:56:20 am: Jack kissing Ennis.
Jack yelling at Ennis.--great speech, though!
Title: GREAT STUFF FOLKS! Keep it coming . . .
Post by: LauraGigs on October 20, 2006, 01:44:20 am: Sometimes I like to end with HOT — keeps it on an up note:

NOT: Smelly feet plopped in your lap
HOT: Giving them a nice massage anyway

NOT: Ennis' reluctant two-step with Cassie
HOT: Jack's seductive slow-dance with Lureen (esp. when he places her hand on his chest — mmmm.)

NOT: Heavy sighs & sinking hearts as Jack undoes the tent
HOT: Heavy sighs & clinking metal as Jack undoes his pants!
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Front-Ranger on October 25, 2006, 12:12:43 pm: HOT: Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, north of Riverton
NOT: Juarez, Mexico :(
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: mvansand76 on October 30, 2006, 11:32:16 am: OMG- this is sooooo funny, thanks for making my day you guys!

:laugh:
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on November 04, 2006, 01:07:45 pm: Glad you like it, sweetie! Got some more for ya:

HOT: Big, hairy chests
NOT: Big, scary bears

HOT: Friendly ranch neighbors
NOT: Unfriendly rodeo clowns

HOT: Peelin' potatoes with someone naked nearby
NOT: Castratin' calves
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: horo35 on November 04, 2006, 01:13:49 pm: HOT: sleepin under the stars on a warm night by a camp fire out in the mountains
NOT: sleepin in a tent that smells like cat piss or worse!

HOT: wakin up with somebody you love next to you
NOT: wakin up and runnin around outside in the cold snow!
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: mvansand76 on November 04, 2006, 01:39:56 pm: ;D ;D ;D

:)
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Penthesilea on November 04, 2006, 03:50:25 pm: Quote from: LauraGigs on November 04, 2006, 01:07:45 pm
Glad you like it, sweetie! Got some more for ya:

HOT: Peelin' potatoes with someone naked nearby
NOT: Castratin' calves

Honestly? I'd rather help castrating calves than peeling potatoes. But, thinking of the nekkid company...ok, you're right. :laugh:

Plain and simple:
Hot: Lureen
Not: Alma

Hot: two guys in front of a trailer
Not: only one guy in front of a trailer :(

Hot: driving twelve hundred miles north
Not: driving twelve hundred miles south
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on November 11, 2006, 04:36:30 pm: Quote
Hot: driving twelve hundred miles north
Not: driving twelve hundred miles south

Yeah, I guess "goin' south" loses some of its sexy meaning... Heehee.
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on November 11, 2006, 04:41:45 pm: HOT: Forgettin' to bring the harmonica
NOT: Forgettin' the spuds and powdered milk

HOT: Sendin' up prayers of thanks
NOT: Sendin' up dumb jokes about kissing the bride

HOT: Trucks and Trans Ams driven by the Del Mars
NOT: Pink Cadillacs with steer-horn hood ornaments (undoubtedly driven by the Newsomes)

HOT: Ennis stroking Jack's collar as he whispers to him
NOT: Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 11, 2006, 04:50:59 pm: Texarkana, Tx
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: serious crayons on November 11, 2006, 05:30:45 pm: Quote from: LauraGigs on November 11, 2006, 04:41:45 pm
HOT: Ennis stroking Jack's collar as he whispers to him
NOT: Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August

NOT: Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August
HOT: Ennis going around Jack, looking for his handle -- oops, I mean the coffee pot's
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on November 17, 2006, 12:57:53 pm: HOT: Jack + Ennis munching elk
NOT: Aguirre munching a toothpick

HOT: Jack's bed-hair
NOT: Jack's porn-stache

HOT: Banging a cowboy in a tent
NOT: Banging a gavel in divorce court
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2006, 02:00:42 pm: NOT: Tight jeans that need a crowbar for removal
HOT: Western shirts with snaps (so they can be ripped off with impunity)

NOT: Depositing a cowboy in a ditch
HOT: Depositing a cowboy in your backseat

NOT: Ennis prostrate, as he punches the alley wall
HOT: Jack's prostate, as he punches the tent floor!
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: mvansand76 on November 25, 2006, 06:58:50 pm: Quote from: LauraGigs on November 25, 2006, 02:00:42 pm
NOT: Tight jeans that need a crowbar for removal
HOT: Western shirts with snaps (so they can be ripped off with impunity)

NOT: Depositing a cowboy in a ditch
HOT: Depositing a cowboy in your backseat

NOT: Ennis – prostrate, as he punches the alley wall
HOT: Jack's prostate, as he punches the tent floor!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: insane-romantic on December 20, 2006, 11:47:17 am: HOT: Jack's Eyes
NOT: Jack's Moustache - ick!
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Kerry on December 23, 2006, 08:13:29 am: Quote from: Front-Ranger on October 15, 2006, 02:42:56 pm
HOT: The tender tent
NOT: The herder tent

HOT: Warshin Ennis's shirts in the stream, naked
NOT: Warshin Ennis's undershirt in the sink, wearing an apron

HOT: The hailstorm
NOT: The storm comin in from the Pacific

HOT: Fireworks on the mountain
NOT: Fireworks on Independence Day

HOT: Jack's flipover
NOT: Alma's flipover

HOT: Tussling with Ennis on the mountain
NOT: Dancin with Lureen or LaShawn

HOT: Jack's gun goin off in TS1
NOT: Jack's gun goin off and missin the coyote

:laugh: Hilarious! I'm laughing out loud here! :laugh:
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 27, 2006, 01:52:11 pm: Why, thank yew, Kerry! Glad you enjoyed it!!
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on February 03, 2007, 04:31:48 pm: NOT: Chaste kisses by the altar
HOT: Passionate kisses by the laundromat
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: David on February 06, 2007, 08:57:09 pm: NOT: Laying hot asphalt with the road crew.

HOT: Laying hot ass at the Siesta Motel.
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Sheriff Roland on February 07, 2007, 07:58:49 am: Quote from: DavidinHartford on February 06, 2007, 08:57:09 pm
NOT: Laying hot asphalt with the road crew.

HOT: Laying hot ass at the Siesta Motel.

Yup- that's David :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (just findin an excuse ta have a direct link ta this thread, so's I can head as soon as new posts come up - besides, gotta make up for the drop in post count)
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: LauraGigs on February 18, 2007, 01:12:18 pm: Yeah David, I love it!!

HOT: The Siesta Motel
NOT: The Knife & Fork

HOT: Ennis as he sights down the elk
NOT: Aguirre as he sights down Ennis + Jack

HOT: Ennis collapsing onto Jack at the end of TS1
NOT: Glass jars collapsing onto the grocery store floor
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Lumière on February 26, 2007, 06:50:53 pm: NOT: Sinister-looking lanky rodeo clowns
HOT: Strong silent-type blonde cowboys

NOT: Beating on poor Ennis on a cold, wet road.
HOT: Beating on dirty laundry in the nude, by the river.

NOT: Between a rock and a hard place
HOT: Between a rock and a hard place in a tent ..
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Cameron on April 03, 2007, 12:33:48 am: Hot: Coffee with whiskey by the campfire.
Not Hot: Coffee alone in the bus station.

Hot:Sitting shirtless talking about coyotes.
Not Hot: Sitting shirtless listening to Alma talk.

Hot:The bed in the motel
Not Hot:The bed above the laundromat.
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 20, 2007, 07:57:15 pm: HOT jack flicking his buckle after peeing in the woods
NOT Ennis peeing in the sink after putting the coffee on to heat

HOT Jack leaning back against hiis truck anywhere
NOT Jack laying on the ground after Ennis's sucker punch
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 03, 2007, 01:07:55 am: HOT: Ennis talking more than he spoke in a year
NOT: Lashawn doing a year's worth of talk in a few minutes
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 03, 2007, 01:10:56 am: HOT: Jack doing the rodeo dance for Ennis
NOT: Jack dancing with Lashawn
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 03, 2007, 01:16:37 am: HOT: Jack knowing exactly where Ennis lived
NOT: Jack having to ask 10 different people where Ennis lived
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 03, 2007, 09:58:51 pm: HOT Jack and Ennis kisses and Reunion, mad rush to the Siesta..

NOT Jack and Ennis separating and leaving each other by Aguirres trailer.
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 04, 2007, 05:05:37 pm: HOT: Brokeback Mountain
NOT: Lightning Flat
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 05, 2007, 03:27:12 pm: HOT JACK N ENNIS FNIT
NOT JACK N ENNIS FIRST WEDDING NIGHTS
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 05, 2007, 11:54:23 pm: HOT: Jack and Ennis together at Don Wroe's cabin
NOT: Jack and Randall at Roy Taylor's cabin
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 05, 2007, 11:56:53 pm: Quote from: ifyoucantfixit on July 05, 2007, 03:27:12 pm
HOT JACK N ENNIS FNIT
NOT JACK N ENNIS FIRST WEDDING NIGHTS
[LOL ifyoucanfixit]
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 06, 2007, 05:20:14 am: HOT Jack and Ennis killing the elk.

NOT Coyote killing the sheep

HOT Ennis washing all he could reach with hot water an washrag

NOT Jack wiping his hands on his clothes after spilling the beans

HOT Jack washing the clothes in the river naked

NOT Alma washing the clothes in the sink clothed
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 06, 2007, 07:01:44 pm: HOT: Jack's favorite place being Brokeback Mountain
NOT: Ennis's favorite place being at work
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 07, 2007, 11:29:29 pm: HOT: Ennis talking up a blue streak to Jack
NOT: Lashawn talking up a blue streak to Jack
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 08, 2007, 02:44:10 pm: HOT Ennis and Jack spending the night of the hailstorm together

NOT Ennis spending the night of the snow alone
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: Delmardeb on July 11, 2007, 08:29:39 pm: HOT: Jack telling OMT that he wanted to bring Ennis to L. Flat
NOT: Jack not telling Ennis that he wanted to bring him to L. Flat
Title: Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 12, 2007, 03:32:11 am: HOT Ennis pushing Jack up under the stairs and kissing him passionately

NOT Randall looking at Jack like he wants to lick him all over