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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: Front-Ranger on June 11, 2014, 09:39:23 pm

Title: Short and sweet!
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 11, 2014, 09:39:23 pm
A new game...this one challenges you to write the shortest possible story that you can. It must contain 3 things: God, sex, and a mystery. Here's a winning sample to get us started.

"My God, I'm pregnant, who did it?"
Title: Re: Short and sweet!
Post by: Sason on June 14, 2014, 08:15:35 am
"Why can't I become a priest, she wondered."
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Post by: Sason on June 14, 2014, 09:11:50 am
God: she or he?


(4 words!  ;D)
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Post by: Sason on June 14, 2014, 09:12:36 am
Virgin Mary? Really??



(3 words!  ;D ;D)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 14, 2014, 09:51:41 am
Wow! What a way to start off our game! Thank you Sonja! Now, who can top that?!
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Post by: Sason on June 14, 2014, 10:02:00 am
 ;D
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 14, 2014, 09:11:31 pm
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/annunciation-william-brassey-hole.jpg)


Pregnant?!?!?!?!!
Title: Re: Short and sweet!
Post by: Penthesilea on June 15, 2014, 05:34:06 am
You know, I was sitting up here all that time tryin to figure out if I was--? I know I ain't. I mean here we both got wives and kids, right? I like doin it with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothing like this.
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Post by: Sason on June 15, 2014, 06:28:43 am
Nice ones, Chuck and Chrissi!!    ;D
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Post by: Sason on June 16, 2014, 02:27:38 pm
Now that we're down to one word for the whole challenge, plus a lovely quote from our story, I don't think there's much left to do in this game!   ;D

Lee, you've got to come up with a new idea!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Short and sweet!
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 16, 2014, 08:34:23 pm
Okay, for our next challenge, your story will need to include three things:

*Lee is thinking*  ;)
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 18, 2014, 06:37:01 pm
Oh well!   :laugh:
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Post by: Sason on June 19, 2014, 03:05:14 pm
*waits patiently*
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Post by: davidcox on August 01, 2014, 08:49:02 am
Nice clicks  ::)
Title: Re: Short and sweet!
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 01, 2014, 10:57:51 am
I'm so sorry I spaced this out! I got preoccupied with my moving project. I will remember my train of thought and post the three things this weekend!
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 01, 2014, 11:01:01 pm
*watches thread*
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 02, 2014, 11:16:11 am
Okay, the three words to work into your short-and-sweet story are: sex, eggbeaters, and compost! Put on your thinking caps, friends!
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Post by: Sason on August 02, 2014, 01:03:05 pm
Hm.....tricky one....
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Post by: Monika on August 02, 2014, 04:07:32 pm
A chicken had unprotected sex which resulted in an unwanted  egg. The chicken hired a professional eggbeater who dumped the egg in the compost.
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 02, 2014, 10:30:27 pm
Quote from: Monika on August 02, 2014, 04:07:32 pm
A chicken had unprotected sex which resulted in an unwanted  egg. The chicken hired a professional eggbeater who dumped the egg in the compost.

Short, yes! Sweet, um...
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 03, 2014, 02:22:02 am
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/goodwifeguide-331x268.jpg)
Title: Re: Short and sweet!
Post by: Penthesilea on August 03, 2014, 03:43:50 am
Recently at the egg S/M studio....
(http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss192/Penthesilea09/Nach%20Neugestaltung%20der%20Website/Eggbeater_zps07270c7b.jpg)

I'll beat you till you crack.
Then I'll suck you with all I have.
I'll suck you empty to the very last drop
and then I'll throw your empty shell on the compost.
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Post by: Penthesilea on August 03, 2014, 08:45:59 am
Focus Features proudly presents:

Brokenegg Mountain

A doomed story of love, separation and cruel twists of fate.

Two young eggs, neither of them twenty hours old, met in a supermarket in a small Wyoming town. They fell in love, enjoyed their blessed time high on the egg-shelf, frolicking around in the full artificial light until their guns went off. There were more than the two of them on the shelf, but they felt themselves invisible, suspended above ordinary milk bottles.
Sadly their time on the shelf was cut short and a tragic fate had them sold to different households in opposite corners of the town.
Both met an early demise by merciless eggbeaters and our poor eggs ended up on different compost heaps, separated forever.
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 03, 2014, 08:53:29 am
Quote from: Penthesilea on August 03, 2014, 08:45:59 am
Focus Features proudly presents:

Brokenegg Mountain

... separated forever.

Pun intended?

You guys crack me up! Stellar work while the Americans were slumbering!!
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 05, 2014, 04:52:34 pm
:laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Sason on August 05, 2014, 11:22:21 pm
Good ones, all of them! 


I'll pass on this one.
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 12, 2016, 01:27:01 pm
*bump*

Perhaps a new suggestion, Lee?
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Post by: Sason on August 12, 2016, 04:52:12 pm
LOL, I had to read the whole thread again to see what it was all about. But yes, a new challenge would be nice!

Good suggestion, Chuck!
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 13, 2016, 08:06:05 pm
:)