1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it? The Playboy Mansion. What would I do with it? Turn it into the Playgirl Mansion.
8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk? Barked at the neighbor's dogs... while I was down on all fours.
Nornally, I don't have enuf time for these but I have to take a few minutes for this one! Thanks, Melissa!!
Hey, ever read My Little Pet Goat?
Wow, I had to dig for that one, glad I did. Thank you!
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replying to find when I can actually reply properly
10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Darling, on your way home, could you pick up some chocolate body paint and a bottle of wine that we can enjoy after that meal you’re planning to cook for us? xx
1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it? The house next door to Jake Gyllenhaal, and I would install a huge telescoppe
10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? please sunbathe nude, so I can see you through my telescope
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You can look at jakey naked but I'm the one he brings home chocolate body paint to!!!
1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
Oooh.. that’s a good one…. Practically it would be a large farmhouse or something on the outskirts of Irvine. I could then have a nice big house and garden for myself but also have an outhouse which could be used as my brass bands 24hr access practice room and hall. At the moment we practice in a scummy old hall which costs us an absolute fortune to hire for a few hours a week.
>:( Huh, but I am the one he is taking to the Zodiac premiere in Amsterdam, OK? Get over it!
Well, maybe on THAT night he is!
But he's planning to escort me to a Zodiac premiere too! Jake will escort me on my right, and Heath will escort me on my left.
Mark Ruffalo will be escorting me from behind. I plan to sit on his lap throughout the entire movie....
.... and Robert Downey Jr. plans to sit on mine.
Not a bad way to watch a premiere, now is it? ;)
LMAO, you have it all figured out haven't you? I don't blame you...
4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards? Yes...when I was drunk and promptly threw up all over it. Felt much better,
Yeah, but I bet the tree didn't. :P
Yeah, but I bet the tree didn't. :P
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You can look at jakey naked but I'm the one he brings home chocolate body paint to!!!
I wanna give you all a head's up for Snuitje's Questionnaire EXTREME EDITION, which will come out tomorrow or the day after...
I see you focused on the vomit answer and totally forgot about the symphony one ???
Why did Britney shave her head?
19. Who would you like to figure skate with? Well, I don't figure skate. I do skate, but only marginally well (I can do a cross-over, though - I'm pretty proud about that). I imagine it'd be rather fun to skate with Jake. Especially if I "accidentally" fell on top of him.
9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
Head to toe black leather worn to what turned out to be a very prissy, pretentious cocktail party. I had been led to believe it was going to be another kind of party entirely!
Kerry, that sounds like an awfully cruel joke!
I had a similar joke played on me years ago. Picture it: Halloween night, 1988 (I think). I was invited to a late night party with some friends. They called and told me to show up in drag. They said everyone was dressing in drag that night. So I did. It turns out they sent me to the apartment of some homophobic straight guys. I walked in there looking like some pathetic version of RuPaul. The second I realized what happened, I took off out of there like my pants were on fire; running through downtown Indianapolis in full drag. I think it was on this very night I actually started believing gay men really do have wings, because honey, I FLEW down Meridian street that night. It never occurred to me I could run that fast in high heels and a dress.
I never spoke to any of those people again. Practical jokes are funny, but sometimes they really do go too far. I nearly got the crap beat out of me that night. >:(
I know I was watching.......you and him are HOT!!!!!
But he rang me afterwards, and told me to bring over strawberry.
Gasp! With friends like that, who needs enemies? That was a very wicked thing for them to do to you, David. They knew the guys in the apartment were homophobic, you say? I'm certainly glad you withdrew all contact from them. At the very least, they were being particularly cavalier with your safety. At the worst, it had the potential for turning into a possibly homicidal scenario. Crikey, you could have been killed.
My social faux pas was entirely my own fault. I only have myself to blame. I misunderstood the theme to be denim and leather. It was, in fact, more like silk and cashmere! Thank God they weren't the kinda people who understood what the colour-coded bandanna in my back pocket meant! I would have really been in hot water, if they did! (Blush!)
Kerry, that sounds like an awfully cruel joke!
I had a similar joke played on me years ago. Picture it: Halloween night, 1988 (I think). I was invited to a late night party with some friends. They called and told me to show up in drag. They said everyone was dressing in drag that night. So I did. It turns out they sent me to the apartment of some homophobic straight guys. I walked in there looking like some pathetic version of RuPaul. The second I realized what happened, I took off out of there like my pants were on fire; running through downtown Indianapolis in full drag. I think it was on this very night I actually started believing gay men really do have wings, because honey, I FLEW down Meridian street that night. It never occurred to me I could run that fast in high heels and a dress.
I never spoke to any of those people again. Practical jokes are funny, but sometimes they really do go too far. I nearly got the crap beat out of me that night. >:(
OMG- I missed this post, this is so awful! I am so glad you got out safely! I am so sorry you had to go through this! Do you know where they live now because I wanna come over there and kick their sorry asses!
>:(
Yeah Kerry, it was pretty damn awful. >:(
Hey, I love your new pic btw! :D
Thank ya kindly, David. The photo was taken at work. I wore that self-same tie to work today. Speaking of avatars, much as I love sweet lil cutie-pie, cuddle-pot, Cody, I sure do miss seeing your happy, smiling face, shining out from your posts. Nothing personal, Cody, but can we pleeeease have your daddy back? :)
Hey Kerry! Thanks for missing my happy, smiling face!
But I was a little [hiccup] intoxicated [/hiccup] in that picture! At least I THINK I was. I can't remember. ??? :P
I'm currently working on a new picture to put up there!
Gasp! With friends like that, who needs enemies? That was a very wicked thing for them to do to you, David. They knew the guys in the apartment were homophobic, you say? I'm certainly glad you withdrew all contact from them. At the very least, they were being particularly cavalier with your safety. At the worst, it had the potential for turning into a possibly homicidal scenario. Crikey, you could have been killed.
My social faux pas was entirely my own fault. I only have myself to blame. I misunderstood the theme to be denim and leather. It was, in fact, more like silk and cashmere! Thank God they weren't the kinda people who understood what the colour-coded bandanna in my back pocket meant! I would have really been in hot water, if they did! (Blush!)
Hey Kerry! Thanks for missing my happy, smiling face!
But I was a little [hiccup] intoxicated [/hiccup] in that picture! At least I THINK I was. I can't remember. ??? :P
I'm currently working on a new picture to put up there!
colour coded bandanna
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ah yes - the colour coded banadana - they indicate your preferences in bed, yes?
Oh I remember those bandannas. Lord, how could I ever forget it?
I always had one shoved in my back pocket. Mine was red, and we ALL know what that means.
And if y'all don't know, I ain't talkin'. Look it up on the Internet or something! lol
My god.. what a list!!!
http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm (http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm)
tsk. tsk. Kelda! Where did you find that list? :o
Now I guess I HAVE to say something!
It was in my right pocket Kerry, and remember it was a loooooong time ago!
I can't even believe we're TALKING about this on Melissa's nice innocent questionnaire!
You'll NOT get another word out of me. I'm finished with this discussion! >:( ;)
11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
I want you I need you, oh baby, oh baby.
tsk. tsk. Kelda! Where did you find that list? :o
Now I guess I HAVE to say something!
It was in my right pocket Kerry, and remember it was a loooooong time ago!
I can't even believe we're TALKING about this on Melissa's nice innocent questionnaire!
You'll NOT get another word out of me. I'm finished with this discussion! >:( ;)
I want you I need you, oh baby, oh baby.
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what film is that?
It is from "10 Things I Hate About You". It's a really cute movie. It's loosely based on William Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew"... VERY loosely based! But it's pretty funny.
And we get to see Heath in long hair too! :D
My god.. what a list!!!
http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm (http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm)
:o Your secret is safe with me, David. I promise not to tell a living soul! :-X :D
Seeing that list has brought the memories flooding back. Crikey, I had a drawer full of the bloody things! It was very de rigueur to wear one in the 70s, whenever one went anywhere "gay," whether one was on the prowl or not. My choice on any particular occasion probably had more to do with colour co-ordinating the rest of my ensemble, rather than trying to send out any particular sexual signal (that's my story and I'm sticking to it!) 8)
I was really wondering about all the different colour shades, there are so many and there is so little difference between them, what if you made a mistake with the colour shade or it was too dark in the club to see the actual shade?
???
Speaking for myself, if someone misread my signal, I'd just go with the flow and let him have his way. It wasn't set in cement! Enjoy the new experience. And then use that new colour bandanna when next you're out on the town! You've acquired a new "skill"! 8) ;) :laugh:
Mmmm... not sure my boyfriend's gonna appreciate that.... :laugh:
What isn't he gonna appreciate? Letting him have his way, or your use of a new color bandanna? ???:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I just can't believe I told ya'll I used to stick a red one in my back right pocket.
Oops I did it again! >:(
<David snapping fingers, dancing and singing>
Oops!...I did it again. I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above.....
I'm not that innocent!
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10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? How’s it going Jake, Don’t let the turkeys get you down.
Whew!!!
7. Which TV show character would you rather not be? Ray's wife on Everyone Loves Raymond coz I don't!
12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? Bad boy Bad boy.. What ya gonna do when the "Evil doers" come for you?
19. Who would you like to figure skate with? David and Alex and Kerry and Wulfe. and Cody
Hunh? :)
;D
Well! I NEVER!! >:( >:(
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You don't like Everybody Loves Raymond, Dottie? That's my favorite show! I think Ray Romano is sooooooo cute; especially in the in the earlier seasons.
Oh David ??? It's gotta be a guy thing, Bob LOVES that show too. So does my Dad. Bob watches the reruns now on TBS. I just cannot stand it! I cannot stand Ray Romano. He makes me want to pull my hair out. I find other things to do while Bob is watching ELR. Of course I love Prison Break and he doesn't so it all works out. He reads on Monday nights while I yell at the TV. ::)
Oh now I don't know about that, Dottie! Melissa likes ELR and so do her boyfriend Jan-Willem! :D
Maybe you haven't given it enough of a chance! Sit down a few times and watch it with Bob! It will grow on you if you give it half a chance! :)
Oh yes I do love it!!!
SHE ATE A FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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;D Hi ya Snuitje Don’t let the turkeys get you down. Is an American colloquialism from the 70's, the era that Zodiac is set in, that basically means don't let people or things bother you as long as you are being true to yourself, your core values and your art. In this case I meant it as a stab at the Paparazzo that dog his every step and photograph his every move, as well as the gossip mongers who speculate about everything from his sexual appetites to the content of his last bowel movement :-\....Sorry ;)
Oh, that's a blast from the past, isn't it? I remember it. Around here, a "turkey" was a person who acted like a fool, an idiot, etc..
"You jive turkey!"
Remember that one Dottie? :laugh: :laugh: