Artist/Band: Byrd Tracy
Lyrics for Song: The Truth About Men
Lyrics for Album: Truth About Men
(Tim Johnson/Rory Lee/Paul Overstreet)
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen;
Sure, it's gonna happen;
You know it's gonna happen again.
An' that's the truth about men.
Tequila makes her clothes fall off
What about you, Eric? Tequila make your clothes fall off? ;)
What about you, Eric? Tequila make your clothes fall off? ;)
Wanna find out in Estes Park? :D :D :D
The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long, climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel.
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into church.
The Streak
Ray Stevens
*Jeff rushing out to stock up on tequila, salt, and lime*
Now, anybody got the words to Jim Stafford's "I don't like spiders and snakes"? ;D
Wanna find out in Estes Park? :D :D :DDamn it! I miss all the good stuff!!!! >:(
Damn it! I miss all the good stuff!!!! >:(
not to worry...we got an insider with spy cameras...you want me to put you on the list for the DVD?
8) :-X :-X :-X :-X
not to worry...we got an insider with spy cameras...you want me to put you on the list for the DVD?
8) :-X :-X :-X :-X
Would you please??? ;D
ok that is DVD #1254
#1254!! I guess I'm not the only one that thinks our Eric is a hottie! LOL ;D
well Jeff has a fan or two out there...(have you seen the size of his 'gun'??)
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well Jeff has a fan or two out there...(have you seen the size of his 'gun'??)
Hey! That's privileged information. Need to know basis. >:( ;D :laugh:
define 'need'
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Ain't the same thing as "want." 8)
Jess, you better make sure your spies got plenty of film. Eric ain't the only cutie's goin' a be there. There's EDelmar for one, southendmd for another.
And I ain't no tease. I might be blind as a bat, but I ain't so blind I can't read tiny type. >:( ;) ;D
and the kids are a ballin'
The Mississippi Squirrel RevivalI love this whole album, including the squirrel ,, the Knights of the mystic lodge, and others as well,, great fun,,,good jim stafford
Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long, climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel.
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into church.
I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh
when that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk.
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that Something was among us was plain to see.
As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had Religion, others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a weedeater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room.
All the way down in the Amen Pew sat Sister Bertha Better-Than-You
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee.
But you should've seen the look in her eyes
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs.
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me!"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame.
She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names!
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
Well, seven deacons and the pastor got Saved,
Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered
For missions in the Congo on the spot.
Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred Rededications
And we all got rebaptized whether we needed it or not.
Now you've heard the bible story, I guess
How He parted the waters for Moses to pass.
Oh, the miracles God has wrought in this old world
But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day
Is how he put that church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel.
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
dang it
durn tease
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine