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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: TOoP/Bruce on May 09, 2007, 06:08:17 pm

Title: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on May 09, 2007, 06:08:17 pm

Hmmm.

A hit movie comes out with no product tie-ins?

Has Ang Lee learned nothin from George Lucas and Steven Speilberg?

 :)  :) Play Doh - Brokeback Mountain edition, including molds for action figures, horses, sheep, and hats in a pup tent carrying case!

 :-* "Del Mar" cologne would have been joined on the shelf by "Jack Nasty" :D, "Alma", and "Lureen" as fragrances.

 :o  ;D "Life - Brokeback Mountain Edition" spin the spinner and advance the board find out if Ennis and Jack end up together, or separate and live lives of regret. Take a card -- "You've been spotted tusseling with your lover by Joe Aguirre. Move back 3 spaces!"

 :D  :D "Huntin on Brokeback Mountain" video game. How many elk can you bag before getting caught by "The Fish and Game"? Careful for bear...

 :)  :) "Brokeback Mountain Cookbook" -- Recipes include "Elk -- Sauteed in Whiskey", "Beans ala BetterMost", "Boxed Lentil Soup", "Texan Twisted Tea", "Cherry Cake Surprise!", and "Lamb ala Lightnin Flat."

 :o  :o Brokeback Mountain Two-Man Pup Tent.

 :P  :P Brokeback Candy Mountain Cigarettes.

 ;) Official Jack Twist Harmonica.

 :o Official Joe Aguirre Viewmaster Binoculars -- (See it all in 3-D!)

 ;D  ;D Jack "Twister" action game:
"Spin the spinner and call the shots!
Jack Twister ties you up in a Knot!
It's Twister!
Jack Twister!"

 :P  :P Brokeback Mountain Snowcone Machine!

 O0 Official Jack Twist 'Stache disguise.

 :)  :( Jack and Ennis Salt and Pepper Shakers!

 :-* :-*Brokeback Mountain Bed Sheet and Bed Roll Set.

 :D  :D Jack n Ennis Reversible Carhartt Jackets -- Carhartt brown switches to Green Plaid!

 ;D Jack n Ennis reversible shirt -- (indigo reverses to yellow plaid)

 :-\ Jack Twist's "Mystery Date" Board Game -- Jack's "Mr. Right" just won't commit, so who will he find to be "Mr. RightNOW?"

 ??? "Clue - Brokeback Mountain Edition" (that's "Cluedo" for you all across the pond) in which various characters travel the board and collect clues about suspects and murder weapons: "I call Lureen to the grainery with a tire-iron!"

 :-X  :-X Brokeback Mountain Aromarama Special Edition DVD! (When the number flashes on the screen, get out your coded "scratch n sniff" card and smell along! "Number Six smells like -- Cat Piss!")




Them's my ideas...

What's yours?

Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: David In Indy on May 09, 2007, 10:20:19 pm
Well, somewhere around the internet I saw a Jack and Ennis Pez dispenser! I think it sold on Ebay for $75.00.   :-\
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: Clyde-B on June 12, 2007, 08:15:51 pm
Don't forget the action figures.  They're much more flexible than Ken and Barbie, and can assume an amazing variety of positions.

There's also the talking dolls.  The Jack Twist doll complains a lot. 

The Ennis doll doesn't always say anything when you yank his chain, and when he does he usually mumbles.
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: Kerry on June 12, 2007, 08:52:08 pm
Quote from: Clyde-B on June 12, 2007, 08:15:51 pm
Don't forget the action figures.  They're much more flexible than Ken and Barbie, and can assume an amazing variety of positions.

There's also the talking dolls.  The Jack Twist doll complains a lot. 

The Ennis doll doesn't always say anything when you yank his chain, and when he does he usually mumbles.

 :laugh:  Love it!   :laugh:
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 13, 2007, 04:07:25 pm
Quote from: Meryl on June 13, 2007, 04:01:02 pm
Some Brokie with artistic talent and some time on their hands has a great project just waiting to be created!  8)

HEY TOY-COOOON!!!!  Are you reading this thread?

(Sorry for yelling, but when he gets absorbed in fanfic he's pretty "mono-taskal".

How's that "Tickle Me Delmo" doll coming?
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: LauraGigs on June 13, 2007, 11:45:08 pm
Quote from: Clyde-B on June 12, 2007, 08:15:51 pm
Don't forget the action figures.  They're much more flexible than Ken and Barbie, and can assume an amazing variety of positions.

Don't forget, Toycoon also needs to work on this!  ^     ;D
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: Clyde-B on June 14, 2007, 12:08:23 am
Quote from: LauraGigs on June 13, 2007, 11:45:08 pm
Don't forget, Toycoon also needs to work on this!  ^     ;D

Toycoon posted a link on IMDb to a pair of toy cowboy figures doing....um....things that toy cowboy figures don't usually do.

Maybe he could post the link or pic here.
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 14, 2007, 11:29:08 am
This is the message and picture left by our 'Toy'!!!!!

"Jack's childhood toys reveals a great deal about his early development."
Title: Re: CHEATED -- Where are my Collectables?
Post by: Clyde-B on June 14, 2007, 09:24:37 pm
Quote from: TOoP/Bruce on June 14, 2007, 11:29:08 am
This is the message and picture left by our 'Toy'!!!!!

"Jack's childhood toys reveals a great deal about his early development."


Yup, that was it!    ;D