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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2007, 10:55:06 am »

You get a bad cold from sleeping in the pup tent in the snow. Pay $50 to the doctor.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2007, 10:56:09 am »
"If the taxes don't get it, inflation eats it all up. Turn over all your money."

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2007, 10:58:30 am »
"You're told to bring the sheep down in the middle of August. Give up a whole month's pay."

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #103 on: June 15, 2007, 10:59:44 am »
"You doze off with your boots in the fire one boozy night and burn the soles clean off. Pay $100 to the cobbler for a new pair."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2007, 11:50:31 am »
All those beans you ate have taken effect.  Light a match, then pay each player $10.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2007, 12:34:49 pm »
You save the cost of an instruction manual. Collect $10.00.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2007, 01:04:38 pm »
The love of your life has his daughters for the weekend.

Go directly to Mexico!  :'(  :(  :-\  ;D   :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2007, 02:02:30 pm »


         You stay in camp during the hail storm, lose a days pay for stemmin the rose.



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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2007, 02:53:33 pm »
You cut yourself peeling potatoes.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2007, 03:07:51 pm »
"Randall gives you the keys to Don Wroe's cabin.  Advance to LAKE KEMP with the player of your choice."

(J.W. whispers to Fran, "Shouldn't that be Roy Taylor's crappie house?  ;D  ;) )
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