Author Topic: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)  (Read 61980 times)

Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #250 on: November 04, 2015, 03:45:54 pm »
You make a couple of bikers shut their slop bucket mouths. Collect $200 and roll again.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #251 on: November 04, 2015, 03:47:17 pm »
You promise to take your girls to the church picnic, as long as you don't have to s-a-a-n-g. Advance two spaces.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #252 on: November 04, 2015, 03:48:10 pm »
:)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #253 on: November 04, 2015, 03:48:18 pm »
You let your son eat corn pops for Thanksgiving.  :(  Go back two spaces.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #254 on: November 04, 2015, 03:51:44 pm »
Earlier today you wuz castratin' calves.  :P  Collect $500.  ;D
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #255 on: November 04, 2015, 03:56:53 pm »
You don't think your wife's job is important. Pay $200 to the bank.  :(
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #256 on: November 04, 2015, 04:09:33 pm »
You tell the ol' son-of-a-bitch to sit down. Collect $500.  ;D
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #257 on: November 04, 2015, 04:17:54 pm »
Go directly to jail because you didn't go up there to fish!
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #258 on: November 04, 2015, 09:05:45 pm »
You're pretty good with a can opener. Take another turn.  :)
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #259 on: November 04, 2015, 09:07:39 pm »
You won't smarten up and take your wife and daughters to the church social because you don't like "that fire and brimstone crowd."  >:(  Lose a turn!
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