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Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #250 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:45:54 pm »

You make a couple of bikers shut their slop bucket mouths. Collect $200 and roll again.

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #251 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:47:17 pm »

You promise to take your girls to the church picnic, as long as you don't have to s-a-a-n-g. Advance two spaces.

CellarDweller · « **Reply #252 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:48:10 pm »

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #253 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:48:18 pm »

You let your son eat corn pops for Thanksgiving.

Go back two spaces.

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #254 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:51:44 pm »

Earlier today you wuz castratin' calves.

Collect $500.

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #255 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:56:53 pm »

You don't think your wife's job is important. Pay $200 to the bank.

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #256 on:** November 04, 2015, 04:09:33 pm »

You tell the ol' son-of-a-bitch to sit down. Collect $500.

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #257 on:** November 04, 2015, 04:17:54 pm »

Go directly to jail because you didn't go up there to fish!

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #258 on:** November 04, 2015, 09:05:45 pm »

You're pretty good with a can opener. Take another turn.

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #259 on:** November 04, 2015, 09:07:39 pm »

You won't smarten up and take your wife and daughters to the church social because you don't like "that fire and brimstone crowd."

Lose a turn!

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