Author Topic: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)  (Read 50971 times)

Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #270 on: November 09, 2015, 12:07:07 pm »
Them boxes a soup are hard to pack. Lose a turn while you figure out how to pack them.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #271 on: November 09, 2015, 03:52:37 pm »
Your daughter meets your girlfriend.  Go to  Jail.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #272 on: February 12, 2018, 01:02:35 pm »
bumping this awesome thread!
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #273 on: February 12, 2018, 07:06:22 pm »
Your truck is stuck in the Grand Tetons, pay $100.00 for a tow.


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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #274 on: February 12, 2018, 07:06:41 pm »
You have to untangle all the sheep.  Lose a turn.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #275 on: February 12, 2018, 09:10:32 pm »
You have to untangle all the sheep.  Lose a turn.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #276 on: February 14, 2018, 12:40:27 am »
On the mountain, Aguirre didn't like the count.

This time, he miscounts, collect an extra $100.00!


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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #277 on: February 14, 2018, 06:49:21 pm »
You stemmed the rose instead of babysitting the sheep. Go straight to jail!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #278 on: February 14, 2018, 06:52:52 pm »
You cut yourself working the can opener....pay $20.00 for medical  supplies.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #279 on: March 11, 2018, 12:00:23 pm »
it's time for a fishin' trip!  Collect $50.00!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!