Re: Brokeback Pants
by garycottle 11 hours ago (Mon Apr 23 2007 22:12:40 )
Jack: I wish I knew how to pants you.
Cassie: Girls don't fall in love with pants.
Ennis: There ain't no pants on this one.
L.D. Newsome: Boys should watch pants.
Alma: You know, I used to wonder how come you never brought any pants home.
Alma Jr.: Maybe Daddy's not the pants kind.
And my favorite,
Mrs. Twist: You are welcome to go up to his pants, if you want.
Re: Brokeback Pants
by ClancyPantsNasty 7 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 01:42:06 )
Hi all!
Really good ones! My favorites from the newest round...
“Pent-a-Pants”
and
Alma: You know, I used to wonder how come you never brought any pants home.
and
Mrs. Twist: You are welcome to go up to his pants, if you want.
Jack walks slowly down the dark alley... a Mexican prostitute sees him and says “Pants...” Jack just nods and they walk down the dark pants in silence...
Re: Brokeback Pants
by spiceylife 3 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 05:46:12 )
Hi, Clancy, great thread!
Ennis : You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in pants, and someone looks at you, suspicious...like he pants. And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone pants at you, and maybe they all know too?
Ennis : Texas? Sure, and maybe you'll convince Alma to let you and Lureen adopt my pants...
Alma : Get out, get out, get out! Get out of my pants, Ennis Del Mar!
Ennis : Short pants, honey. Only 'bout three seconds I was on that bronc, an' the next thing I knew I was flyin' through the air. Only I wasn't no angel like you and Jenny, and didn't have no pants.
Ennis : This is my friend Jack. These are my baby pants, Jack... Alma Jr. and Jenny.
Alma : ...I'd have pants, if you'd support 'em...
Alma : There's a pants place in Riverton, over the laundrymat.
Jack : Aguirre came by again. Says my pants didn't die after all. Says bring 'em down.
Ennis : Them pants'll drift if I don't get back there tonight.
Jack : You'll get pitched off your pants in a storm like this, wish you hadn't tried it. Close pants up!
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them
Lest We Forget
Re: Brokeback Pants
by Clyde-B 3 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 06:11:33 )
spiceylife,
"Alma : Get out, get out, get out! Get out of my pants, Ennis Del Mar!"
Wasn't this one the truth. Shoulda used it in the movie!
Re: Brokeback Pants
by spiceylife 3 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 06:20:15 )
UPDATED Tue Apr 24 2007 06:20:54
Clyde-B, it does kinda ring true, doesn't it? Poor Ennis wanted to do just that, right throughout his marriage!
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them
Lest We Forget
Re: Brokeback Pants
by Clyde-B 2 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 07:20:47 )
Why Jack found lureen attracive:
Announcer: Here she comes, ladies and gentlemen, look at her pants... Miss Lureen Newsome from right here in Childress, Texas... Oh boy.
Jack: You know that girl?
Bartender: I sure do. Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm pants. I mean big farm pants. Hundred-thousand-dollar pants, *beep* like that.
Lureen: You don't think I'm too fast, do you? Maybe we should put the pants on.
Jack: It's your pants. Fast or slow, I just like the pants you're going in.
unbuttons her pants.
Jack: I guess you are in a hurry!
Lureen: My daddy's the hurry. Expects me home with the pants by midnight.
Re: Brokeback Pants
by daphne7661 2 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 07:25:40 )
Clyde! Those first two are hysterical....
Daphne
...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...
Re: Brokeback Pants
by Clyde-B 2 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 07:33:10 )
Thanks, Daphne.
I just loved the way whole sequence fit.
If we work on it we can turn the whole movie into an ad for Dockers.
Re: Brokeback Pants
by ClancyPantsNasty 56 minutes ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 08:38:37 )
Hi Susiebell, spiceylife, Clyde-B, and daphne7661 --
ALL of these are great! You know, this idea of a “pants” thread was started by someone somewhere on some distant board in some distant time. Someone picked it up for the BBM board a long time ago and back then we had a thread that was hundreds of posts long. It truly was a lot of fun. The neat thing is, even if someone else picks a line, another person can tweak it yet it again...
Aguirre: If you pair of pants are lookin’ for work, I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here, pronto.
Aguirre: If you pair of deuces are lookin’ for pants, I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here, pronto.
Aguirre: If you pair of deuces are lookin’ for work, I suggest you get your scrawny pants in here, pronto.
Anyway, I hope you don’t mind my repeatin’, but these are my favorites from the newest round:
Alma : Get out, get out, get out! Get out of my pants, Ennis Del Mar!
Alma : ...I’d have pants, if you’d support ‘em...
JACK: I can spare you a loan, bud, if you’re short on pants ....
ENNIS: I don’t need your pants, I ain’t in the poorhouse.
Jack: You know that girl?
Bartender: I sure do. Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm pants. I mean big farm pants. Hundred-thousand-dollar pants, *beep* like that.
My new one:
Timmy: My old lady’s tryin’ to get me to quit this pants, she says I’m gettin’ too old to be breakin’ my pants shoveling asphalt. I told her strong backs and weak pants run in my family.
Re: Brokeback Pants
by Susiebell 7 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 02:22:51 )
JACK: "Friend, that's more pants than you spoke in the past two weeks."
ENNIS: "Hell, that's the most (pants) I spoke in a year."
I don't know if you know this Daphne, but here in England, the teenagers refer to anything that's rubbish as "pants", so Jack and Ennis sound like a couple of Brit kids insulting each other!
Susie
Re: Brokeback Pants
by spiceylife 6 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 03:23:46 )
Aguirre : "Last summer I had goddamn near 25% pants. I don't want pants again. You... Fridays at noon pants down at the bridge with your grocery list and mules. Somebody with supplies will be there at the pants-up. Tomorrow mornin' we'll truck you up to the pants-off."
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them...
Lest We Forget
Re: Brokeback Pants
by Susiebell 5 hours ago (Tue Apr 24 2007 04:13:04 )
UPDATED Tue Apr 24 2007 04:37:37
ENNIS: What're we supposed to do now?
JACK: Get on in there .... untangle them Chilean pants outta ours, I guess.
JACK: I can spare you a loan, bud, if you're short on pants ....
ENNIS: I don't need your pants, I ain't in the poorhouse.
ENNIS: I'm sorry, was probably no pants anyway, was I?
CASSIE: Oh Ennis, girls don't fall in love with pants!
Susie
Re: Brokeback Pants (REDUX)
by GeorgeObliqueStrokeXR40 (Thu May 10 2007 05:08:44 )
Pantsbump