Author Topic: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"  (Read 121005 times)

Offline JulietteMontague

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #130 on: July 12, 2006, 11:09:35 am »
L.D.:  Take a gander at my grandson!  He's as handsome as his father, atta boy Jack!  I'm glad he doesn't look like his old fart of a grandfather!   ;D
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"Linez =U= Won't Hear"
« Reply #131 on: July 13, 2006, 02:23:35 am »
Mr. TWIST (to Mrs. Twist):
Honey Cakes, do U want me to go out and pick some of them little red fruits off the cherry tree so that U can bake us one? 

Mrs. TWIST (to Mr. Twist):
I sure do, U dirty ole man.

Mr. TWIST (to Mrs.):
That's great, Bytch, cause I sure wants to get me a piece !
« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 02:31:24 am by Will-U »

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #132 on: July 13, 2006, 11:59:15 pm »
Randall:  Roy Taylor's got a little cabin down on Lake Kemp.  Got a croppie house...little boat.  Said I can use it whenever I want.  We ought to go down there some weekend.  Drink a little whiskey, fish a little, fool around a little.  Get away, you know?

Jack:  Mr. Malone, are you trying to seduce me?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #133 on: July 14, 2006, 04:56:17 am »
What a great read these posts are...been sitting here laughing out loud.....heres one i just thought of...

When Alma opens the door and sees Jack and Ennis with their mouths locked together.......

Alma.......What the hell you doin there?

Jack.......Well Ennis stood at the top of the stairs....yelled "Jack fuckin Twist", then bounded down the stairs, missed the last four, went arse over tit and fell to the ground and knocked himself out"

Alma......and so what are you doin to him now?

Jack.......I'm trying to get the cigarette out of his mouth, without it goin out...do you know how expensive smokes are these days....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #134 on: July 14, 2006, 02:27:40 pm »
Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:

Sheep #124:  Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here.  Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?

Sheep #89:  I told you, I don't do water.  You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.

Sheep #227:  If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.

Sheep #9:  Hey, it's been three hours.  Don't we get a lunch break?

Sheep #178:  Where's my close-up?  My contract specifically calls for a close-up.... 

Ang Lee (making mental note to self):  No more movies with sheep.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #135 on: July 14, 2006, 11:01:24 pm »
Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."


Jack to Ennis:  I hear ya there bud!  But I think having sex is like picking a fight.  You gotta be ready to roll on the ground, and if you can't pack a good punch, you better have a quick and ready tongue!

 ::) 8)
« Last Edit: July 14, 2006, 11:18:03 pm by Lucise »


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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #136 on: July 15, 2006, 07:47:44 am »

When the rodeo clown walks back to his buddies playing pool, after talking to jack at the bar.........


1st buddy...........What that cowboy talkin to you bout?

Rodeo clown........Not too sure, I think he has a thing for clowns.

1st buddy............Clowns eh, should join a bloody circus, I thought he was a bit QUEER..

Rodeo clown........Yeah, fancy having a thing for clowns, hey buddy, you wanna go to a
                          motel and we'll have a bit o fun?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #137 on: July 16, 2006, 05:23:56 pm »
After Jack is thrown off the bull at the rodeo:

The Announcer:  Oh, and down he goes!  Whoa, watch out there, fella! 
He's comin' for ya!  Send in the clowns.
(breaking into song here) 
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns....

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #138 on: July 31, 2006, 08:24:19 am »
***bump****

i hope im not out of line bumping this thread...there are so many good ones here....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #139 on: July 31, 2006, 10:04:34 am »
Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:

Sheep #124:  Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here.  Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?

Sheep #89:  I told you, I don't do water.  You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.

Sheep #227:  If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.

Sheep #9:  Hey, it's been three hours.  Don't we get a lunch break?

Sheep #178:  Where's my close-up?  My contract specifically calls for a close-up.... 

Ang Lee (making mental note to self):  No more movies with sheep.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice one Fran-E!!
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