"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"

[Fran]

Nice one Fran-E!!

Thanks.
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TS2:  Ennis sits by the fire alone.  Jack is inside the tent, waiting.  Ennis, pensive, glances over the tent but still sits...and sits...and sits....

Jack (rather impatiently):  "What're you waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?"

[Will-U]

"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
Over two thousand five hundred views!   Don'tcha luv it?   Well, some with imagination and really creative humor do -- ones who can actually relate their joke to our #1 movie Brokeback Mountain!    

Actually, "BBM Linez" was much more popular (#2) at the typically more diverse and generally younger-membered IMDB Board for Brokeback Mountain!

Special thanx to ALL  of the "BBM Linez" participants here at the BetterMost Forum, including 30, but not limited to:

Amanda
Ann Marie
Becky
Clara
David Hartford
DeeDee
Dre!
Fran
Front-Ranger
J. Shane
Juan NYC
Juliette
Katie
Latjoreme
Lucise
Mandy
Memento
M. Lewis USC
Prowl Among Us
P. Tannen
Ray
Saucy Cobblers
SF-Eric-SF
Sheyne
Snowflakes
South End MD
The Pirate Bride
Toast
Tonka Todd
Will-U

U all are worthwhile contributors to the "BBM Linez"!!

"Ship ahoy"!  If U're not on board, try "Chips Ahoy"!

Cap'n Will {this captain goes down... but not with the ship}
and First Matey Dre {U guessed it... not with the ship!}
S.S. BBM Linez {thanx to Sandala for our blue ship}

[Front-Ranger]

Congratz S.S. BBM Linez and Cap'n Will. This subject is a hoot!!

[Clara7615]

While Ennis is  busy with his spooked horse and the runaway mules, Jack kills time by singing:

He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming around the mountain
He'll be coming around the mountain
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes.

[Will-U]

Allrite!!!  Hit it!  Let's hear it one more time.............

He'll be cumin' round the Mountain when he cums,
He'll be cumin' round the Mountain when he cums;
He'll be cumin' round the Bareback,
He'll be cumin' round the Mountin',
He'll be cumin' round the Bareback Mountin' when he cums! 


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Do I have crystal balls or what? 
That's xactly what happened!!
(Actually, I saw the movie.)

[Fran]

After Jack surprises Ennis in Riverton after he hears about the divorce:

Ennis (to Alma Jr. and Jenny):  "Girls, guess who's coming to dinner?"

[Becky]

*Ennis decides for once he would take time off work to help Alma at A&P*

Alma: Ennis, it sure is nice of you to help me out at work and all. Oh can you put those sausages on display.

Ennis: Alright, it is just I am used to hidding sausages on Brokeback....

[Will-U]

MARY TWIST:  Want some coffee, don't U, Boy?

ENNIS del MAR:  Yes, Ma'am, I believe I will!

MARY TWIST:  A piece of sweet cherry cake, Gay Boy?

ENNIS:  Oh, I already had that sweet cherry cakes many times, Ma'am.  It was your sweet son "Jack".  Mmmm.  Damn, that azz -- ooopz -- I mean, Jacky was so sweet!!  U sure know how to bake 'em, Mrs. Twist! 
   

[Clara7615]

L. D. Newsome sees his baby grandson for the first time.

L. D.:  Isn't he the spittin' image of his grandpa?
Fayette, Lureen, and Jack:  NO!

[saucycobblers]

L. D. Newsome sees his baby grandson for the first time.

L. D.:  Isn't he the spittin' image of his grandpa?
Fayette, Lureen, and Jack:  NO!

And Bobby (his first word): NOOOOOO!!!!!