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Best Post Club in Town
« on: July 08, 2007, 09:17:31 pm »
So I was wondering who ya'll think has the better club...

MY Club? with the elegant decor and the antique furniture and the jacuzzi and the chef

or DAVID'S club....where the furnishings (by HIS OWN admission) cost 50 CENTS!

something to consider...HIS club has never passed an inspection!

and there was an incident where a wild animal from Tasmania was running LOOSE in his club....you won't see scandals like that at the 5000 Club!!


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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 09:26:29 pm »
Oh now, this is absolutely CRAZY Jess! How could you say that??  >:(

I spent way more than 50 cents on my club!

Your place is B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

My place is always jumping!!  :D
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 09:31:41 pm »
Oh now, this is absolutely CRAZY Jess! How could you say that??  >:(

I spent way more than 50 cents on my club!

Your place is B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

My place is always jumping!!  :D

fleas don't count David!!!

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 09:40:15 pm »
fleas don't count David!!!

Or we could go over to Jess's place and play "count the roaches".
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 09:44:00 pm »
Oh now, this is absolutely CRAZY Jess! How could you say that??  >:(

I spent way more than 50 cents on my club!

Your place is B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

My place is always jumping!!  :D

or were you talking about all the people jumping out windows when the cops get there?

well if THAT is your idea of exciting...then MY place is probably very boring! The ATF and Health dept have NEVER raided MY fine establishment!

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 09:45:25 pm »
Or we could go over to Jess's place and play "count the roaches".

don't you be bringing your marajuana cigarettes in my club! count your 'roaches' at your OWN club!!

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 09:47:52 pm »
all commentary you read in this thread is meant in fun...David and I are old friends and enjoy teasing each other...so dont get worried!! We are fine....and having a great time.

 :laugh: ;) ;)

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 09:54:06 pm »
or were you talking about all the people jumping out windows when the cops get there?

well if THAT is your idea of exciting...then MY place is probably very boring! The ATF and Health dept have NEVER raided MY fine establishment!

We'll it's never been raided, but it HAS been ed!

The only reason the ATF and Health Dept haven't raided it is because they don't have the courage to go in there!  :laugh:

 ;)  ;)
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 09:57:02 pm »
Ya'll are tooooo funny!!! High class entertainment from both a ya!!

I think I'll just be "riding the fence" on this poll.
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 09:57:26 pm »
oh good! you finally got some insect killler!!

now what will your 'chef' serve???  :P :-X

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 09:58:33 pm »
Ya'll are tooooo funny!!! High class entertainment for both a ya!!

I think I'll just be "riding the fence" on this poll.


ya chicken!!

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 10:00:44 pm »
oh good! you finally got some insect killler!!

now what will your 'chef' serve???  :P :-X


Careful there Jess. You're about to give away all your "gourmet" secrets!

YUCK!!  :P

That's why they hand out free penicillin samples at the front door of her club.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 10:02:22 pm »
all commentary you read in this thread is meant in fun...David and I are old friends and enjoy teasing each other...so dont get worried!! We are fine....and having a great time.

 :laugh: ;) ;)


Yes we are!!!

[[[[JESS]]]]  :-*  :-*


Alright! Now put your dukes up girl friend!!  >:(

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 10:21:52 pm »
*sigh*

I have explained this before...they are ONLY giving penicillin samples to people that have been known to frequent YOUR club....like Dottie or Kerry for example...if they were to show up then THEY would get one to...

really it is just a matter of outreach to our community...

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 10:55:32 pm »
*sigh*

I have explained this before...they are ONLY giving penicillin samples to people that have been known to frequent YOUR club....like Dottie or Kerry for example...if they were to show up then THEY would get one to...

really it is just a matter of outreach to our community...

Yes, that's because my club is so clean and beautiful. They must be immunized before walking into your STANK club!  :P

But you keep Eli Lilly in business Jess, and they sure do thank you for it.  :D
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2007, 11:27:24 pm »
what color is the sky in this mythical world you live in??

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2007, 11:33:34 pm »
what color is the sky in this mythical world you live in??

Purple. And our clothes are made of unicorn fur.

But that doesn't change the fact that your club is  Nasty! Nasty! NASTY!

Yuck! Patoey!  :P

It's nasty!  :laugh:

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2007, 11:53:29 pm »
There seems to be missing a third choice on the poll.  ;)

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2007, 11:55:26 pm »
There seems to be missing a third choice on the poll.  ;)

well I knew David would get all emotional and overwrought so I wanted to leave you and the nice David out of it....maybe I should change the title.... ???

 ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2007, 01:07:35 am »
Well, maybe I have my britches on too tight, but I have NO idea what you both are talking about!

What third choice??

And Jess, what are you talking about?? But you confuse me all the time, so I'm not very worried about it.

I'll go put on some looser fitting drawers and try to figure this out again. 

What in the world......  ???
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2007, 01:19:14 am »
Okay. Now this is driving me NUTS!!  :laugh:

What third choice??

You mean a "neither" choice??  ???

I can't figure this deal out! And I think they're both in bed now. Got to wait until tomorrow to find out.  >:(

It's okay. I'm a little slow sometimes. I was one of those crayon eating kids. I never could figure out WHY the purple crayons didn't taste like grapes!  :laugh:

So, a little latitude here would be nice!

YA'LL GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!!!!  :D  :D  ;)
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2007, 05:55:04 am »
Clarissa is talking about her "Groovy Granola" club!!

did you forget?

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2007, 08:51:15 am »
So I was wondering who ya'll think has the better club...

MY Club? with the elegant decor and the antique furniture and the jacuzzi and the chef

or DAVID'S club....where the furnishings (by HIS OWN admission) cost 50 CENTS!

something to consider...HIS club has never passed an inspection!

and there was an incident where a wild animal from Tasmania was running LOOSE in his club....you won't see scandals like that at the 5000 Club!!



Hey, David, I hear there's an infestation of Tasmanian devils over at Jess's club! They've overrun the place! The health inspectors are there, as we speak. I heard on the grapevine that Jess was fattening the devils up, to serve in her snack bar! Ugh!  :P
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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2007, 09:11:30 am »
Okay. Now this is driving me NUTS!!  :laugh:

What third choice??

You mean a "neither" choice??  ???

I can't figure this deal out! And I think they're both in bed now. Got to wait until tomorrow to find out.  >:(

It's okay. I'm a little slow sometimes. I was one of those crayon eating kids. I never could figure out WHY the purple crayons didn't taste like grapes!  :laugh:

So, a little latitude here would be nice!

YA'LL GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!!!!  :D  :D  ;)


Yes, a "neither" choice!  And David, I guess what they say about men is true, if you need to put bigger britches on to think better? 


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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2007, 09:12:58 am »
And Jess, you made it so people can't change their vote!  I figured you had voted for yours, so I would give David's a vote to keep them even, but then saw that, no, David's now had two votes and yours has none, so I want to switch my vote to yours, to be fair and keep you two even.


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« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2007, 09:13:57 am »
I voted for David's, only cuz I'm wantin' to ta see those tight britches before he changes.  I'll go to Jess' for the more esoteric stuff.

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2007, 03:56:34 pm »

Yes, a "neither" choice!  And David, I guess what they say about men is true, if you need to put bigger britches on to think better? 



Only the straight ones Clarissa!  ;)

I was in rare form last night.  ::)
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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2007, 03:59:40 pm »
I voted for David's, only cuz I'm wantin' to ta see those tight britches before he changes.  I'll go to Jess' for the more esoteric stuff.

At least I earned your vote Scott!!


GAWD, I feel like a sleezy politician now!  :P

 ;)  :D


How's your little puppy doing these days Scott??


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« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2007, 04:30:41 pm »
At least I earned your vote Scott!!


GAWD, I feel like a sleezy politician now!  :P

 ;)  :D


How's your little puppy doing these days Scott??




He's great...a little crazy but great :)

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2007, 04:46:08 pm »
Hey, David, I hear there's an infestation of Tasmanian devils over at Jess's club! They've overrun the place! The health inspectors are there, as we speak. I heard on the grapevine that Jess was fattening the devils up, to serve in her snack bar! Ugh!  :P

She's probably breeding them over there Kerry.... in the KITCHEN!  :laugh:

I doubt they'll have any effect on the odor over there. Her club smells like cat piss or worse.

And I thank Jack Twist for that last insult.  :laugh:
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« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2007, 05:50:49 pm »
you guys are a riot...

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« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2007, 07:07:13 pm »
you guys are a riot...

 :laugh:

there is gonna BE a riot if David don't keep those filthy creatures out of my club!!

And tell them to take those tasmanian devils with them!!!!

(yeah, you would KNOW what cat pee smelled like!!)




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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2007, 07:08:55 pm »
I voted for David's, only cuz I'm wantin' to ta see those tight britches before he changes.  I'll go to Jess' for the more esoteric stuff.

uh huh....so now you are stooping to using your BODY for votes!!

HUMPH!!

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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2007, 07:13:38 pm »
uh huh....so now you are stooping to using your BODY for votes!!

HUMPH!!

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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2007, 07:17:31 pm »
there is gonna BE a riot if David don't keep those filthy creatures out of my club!!

And tell them to take those tasmanian devils with them!!!!

(yeah, you would KNOW what cat pee smelled like!!)





Jess, you should be thankful for the cat pee. It helps cover up the smell of your cooking over there.

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« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2007, 07:34:18 pm »
Jess, you should be thankful for the cat pee. It helps cover up the smell of your cooking over there.




that isn't my cooking! that is YOUR upper lip!!

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« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2007, 08:05:11 pm »
One of the health inspectors reviewing Jess's trading licence (a good mate of mine) has provided me with a pirate copy of Jess's proposed new menu for her snack bar. I believe these recipes are very popular in Tasmania. Not sure if they'll catch on in Indiana and Texas, though!

* Sweet and Sour Devil

* Devil in Tartare Sauce

* Devils a la King

* Devils on Horseback

* Devilled Devils

* Devil Lasagna

* Devilled Delight

* Devil Dumplings

* Devil Laska in Coconut Milk

* Braised Devil in Mint Sauce
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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2007, 08:09:40 pm »
Eww! They all sound bad, but those last two sound particularly disgusting.  :P

They don't really eat that down there, do they?  :-\

God, I hope this is a joke!  :laugh:

Don't get any ideas Jess.  >:(
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« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2007, 08:46:59 pm »
One of the health inspectors reviewing Jess's trading licence (a good mate of mine) has provided me with a pirate copy of Jess's proposed new menu for her snack bar. I believe these recipes are very popular in Tasmania. Not sure if they'll catch on in Indiana and Texas, though!

* Sweet and Sour Devil

* Devil in Tartare Sauce

* Devils a la King

* Devils on Horseback

* Devilled Devils

* Devil Lasagna

* Devilled Delight

* Devil Dumplings

* Devil Laska in Coconut Milk

* Braised Devil in Mint Sauce

oh, PULEEZE!! Like anyone would believe your idle gossip from your 'MATE'

Pffffft!

MY chef knows how to cook REAL food...not that tripe ya'll eat in David's 'club'...

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« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2007, 08:51:50 pm »
oh, PULEEZE!! Like anyone would believe your idle gossip from your 'MATE'

Pffffft!

MY chef knows how to cook REAL food...not that tripe ya'll eat in David's 'club'...

Speaking of TRIPE, Jess, my mate tells me you also intend featuring several tripe recipes in your new menu! Mmmmmmmmmmm! Just love that sheep-belly mornay of yours! Yum-yum!  :P   ;)   :D
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« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2007, 08:52:28 pm »


that isn't my cooking! that is YOUR upper lip!!

I gotta hang an air freshener on my nose just to walk in that joint of yours!

My upper lip is just fine! Ask Alex! He LOVES to suck on it!!  :D

He sucks on my neck too! I still have some hickies he left on it. They were deadly!!  ;)
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« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2007, 08:59:32 pm »
I gotta hang an air freshener on my nose just to walk in that joint of yours!

My upper lip is just fine! Ask Alex! He LOVES to suck on it!!  :D

He sucks on my neck too! I still have some hickies he left on it. They were deadly!!  ;)

well umm...hold on and I will get Don to give ME a hickie!! (been a while...hope he remembers how)

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Re: Best Post Club in Town
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2007, 09:00:38 pm »
Speaking of TRIPE, Jess, my mate tells me you also intend featuring several tripe recipes in your new menu! Mmmmmmmmmmm! Just love that sheep-belly mornay of yours! Yum-yum!  :P   ;)   :D

who does this fictional 'mate' work for? the Enquiror???

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« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2007, 09:09:07 pm »
Speaking of TRIPE, Jess, my mate tells me you also intend featuring several tripe recipes in your new menu! Mmmmmmmmmmm! Just love that sheep-belly mornay of yours! Yum-yum!  :P   ;)   :D

You're moving up in the world there, aren't ya Jess!

Tripe. Yummy.  :P

Well, at least it's better than that Jelly of Moose Snout you were serving the other day. Ugh.
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« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2007, 09:12:49 pm »
who does this fictional 'mate' work for? the Enquiror???

Not fictional, Jess. In fact, last time we ran into each other (literally!!!) on his last visit to Oz, I left him with a couple of telltale bruises on his neck, that he had a lot of trouble explaining to his wife!!!  :o OK, OK, I made that bit up,  :-\ but it is true that I have a spy who has infiltrated Jess's kitchen. I can't give away my sauces (sauces/sources get it?!!!  :laugh:), but suffice to say he is very well-connected in Jess's organisation.  ;)   ;)   ;) 
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« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2007, 09:17:55 pm »
You're moving up in the world there, aren't ya Jess!

Tripe. Yummy.  :P

Well, at least it's better than that Jelly of Moose Snout you were serving the other day. Ugh.

Mmmmmmmmm, Jely of Moose Snout! Can I get that recipe from you, Jess? I'm sure my relatives in Tasmania would love it! (I couldn't possible eat it myself. Just thinking about it has started off my gag reflex!)  :P 
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« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2007, 09:20:39 pm »
Mmmmmmmmm, Jely of Moose Snout! Can I get that recipe from you, Jess? I'm sure my relatives in Tasmania would love it! (I couldn't possible eat it myself. Just thinking about it has started off my gag reflex!)  :P 

It makes me sick to even think about it.

*retch*

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« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2007, 09:21:51 pm »
I'm tempted to fire a few "Your club is so nasty" jokes at her, but I don't have the heart to.  :laugh:
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« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2007, 09:46:20 pm »
you think I am gonna dignify your juvenile attacks with a responce? I THINK NOT!!

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« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2007, 10:10:49 pm »
You be nice Jess, or I'm gonna sic Cody on you!

He'll smother you in big wet doggie kisses!! He will. He really will!  :D

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« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2007, 10:14:49 pm »
You be nice Jess, or I'm gonna sic Cody on you!

He'll smother you in big wet doggie kisses!! He will. He really will!  :D

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what the heck is it with you men?? All I did was ask Don to give me a hickie....now he thinks he is gonna get lucky!

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« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2007, 10:17:55 pm »
You be nice Jess, or I'm gonna sic Cody on you!

He'll smother you in big wet doggie kisses!! He will. He really will!  :D

 :-*  :-*

I'm off to lunch now (not that I've been doing a lot of work this morning!). I'll catch you guys later. Ask Cody to save some of those doggie kisses for me too, David!   :-*   :-*   :-*   :D
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« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2007, 10:32:06 pm »
I'm off to lunch now (not that I've been doing a lot of work this morning!). I'll catch you guys later. Ask Cody to save some of those doggie kisses for me too, David!   :-*   :-*   :-*   :D

I sure will Kerry! Have a good day!!  :D


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« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2007, 11:07:14 pm »
we don't abuse animals at the 5000+ Club, Janice!!

vote for US!!

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« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2007, 12:44:46 am »
David's club is fun, you can kick back and have a beer, tell a joke or joke or two take a dip in the pool, have a massage or a nice conversation.  No worries.  Now Jess's club is real purty to look at but, forgive me, Jess it's like a frggin museum in there, or a furniture store.  You can't relax.  Jess is always reminding you to watch out for her Persian Carpets, or her leather sofa, don't scuff her hardwood floors....you know the drill.   Antique this, heirloom that, expensive, expensive, expensive.  You just cannot relax and have a good time in that mausoleum!

 :-*  Jess you know I love you but it's the truth.  You gotta lighten up girlfriend

 
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« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2007, 12:50:28 am »
David's club is fun, you can kick back and have a beer, tell a joke or joke or two take a dip in the pool, have a massageor a nice conversation.  No worries.  Now Jess's club is real purty to look at but, forgive me, Jess it's like a frggin museum in there, or a furniture store.  You can't relax.  Jess is always reminding you to watch out for her Persian Carpets, or her leather sofa, don't scuff her hardwood floors....you know the drill.   Antique this, heirloom that, expensive, expensive, expensive.  You just cannot relax and have a good time in that mausoleuim!

 :-*  Jess you know I love you but it's the truth.  You gotta lighten up girlfriend

 

That's right!

*David shakes his head in agreement*

Ya'll listen to Dottie! She knows what SHE'S talkin' about!

We can't have no fun in no mausoleum! We sure can't!  >:(

"Don't sneeze in my fine linen napkins".... REALLY Jess, girlfriend, get a grip!

OKAY??  :D
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« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2007, 12:59:19 am »
Now, over at MY club, people can honk in the napkins all they want to. A little detergent and a Maytag washer goes a long way!

Sneeze away! You hear what I'm saying?  :D

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« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2007, 01:14:16 am »
Come on Jess, Can't we all just have one BIG clubhouse and have a good time  :D  PLLEEAASSEE!!

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« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2007, 11:52:43 pm »
 :'( :'( :'(

nobody likes my club

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #60 on: July 12, 2007, 06:43:55 pm »



         I could just go club hopping.  But I would have performance anxiety.

Not sure I am enough of a party animal for David and Dot.  And I sure aint in

no league postin  with any of you...turns and walks away.......aheh....... :-\



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« Reply #61 on: July 12, 2007, 06:56:53 pm »
NO!! WAIT!!

Come back, JANICE!!

We have FERNS!!!

FERNS JANICE!!

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« Reply #62 on: July 12, 2007, 07:07:08 pm »




      Ferns ??   real ferns...?  plants   hum 



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« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2007, 07:08:02 pm »
NO!! WAIT!!

Come back, JANICE!!

We have FERNS!!!

FERNS JANICE!!

They're FAKE ferns Janice!

FAKE

But somehow Jess managed to kill them anyway.  ???
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« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2007, 07:16:13 pm »



       You guys are hysterical.  Janice ducking under the salvos.  Running for

helmut to put on.. :laugh: :laugh:



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« Reply #65 on: July 12, 2007, 07:33:27 pm »
they was alive before you dragged your friends up in there with their "PETS"!!!!!

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« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2007, 08:09:54 pm »
they was alive before you dragged your friends up in there with their "PETS"!!!!!

Jess, those fake silk and plastic plants were dead long before I walked into your club, and YOU KNOW IT!!  >:(

Don't try to blame your horticultural embarrassments on ME!!

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« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2007, 12:28:25 am »
horticultural embarrasments???

what? you finally moved on up into the 5000 Club and suddenly you have a real vocabulary??  ::) ;D

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« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2007, 12:57:30 am »
they was alive before you dragged your friends up in there with their "PETS"!!!!!

Careful there, Jess, that kinda talk makes the devils sooooo nervous! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!  >:(  (that was the devils growling, not me!)   ;)   
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« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2007, 01:02:02 am »
Careful there, Jess, that kinda talk makes the devils sooooo nervous! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!  >:(  (that was the devils growling, not me!)   ;)   


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Kerry is threatening me!!

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« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2007, 01:22:30 am »
Careful there, Jess, that kinda talk makes the devils sooooo nervous! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!  >:(  (that was the devils growling, not me!)    ;)   

It was HIM, not ME!!!!



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« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2007, 01:26:15 am »
you want some cheese with that whine???

you wait til the moderator gets here!

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« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2007, 01:47:27 am »
I'm trying to get caught up here, and you guys are too much!!  This thread had me rolling in the floor!  BUT I'm not voting, no way no how!  Just call me Switzerland or one of those neutral countries!  :D  :-*

Best post club in Town, who thought that up?  Good grief!
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« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2007, 04:01:47 am »




         I have come to take bids or as you might call them bribes.  So just make your choices.  I cast the deciding vote in the Sheriffs vote.  So I have been known to make the final choice. :-*          :-*             :-*             :laugh:



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« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2007, 07:04:55 pm »



         I have come to take bids or as you might call them bribes.  So just make your choices.  I cast the deciding vote in the Sheriffs vote.  So I have been known to make the final choice. :-*          :-*             :-*             :laugh:

I'll let you ride my pony!!!  :D

I'll send you some homemade hot sauce and plum jelly and dill pickles!!

OH!! I can send you some pink pillowcases I embroidered butterflies on!

what do you want??!!

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« Reply #75 on: July 13, 2007, 07:05:50 pm »
I'm trying to get caught up here, and you guys are too much!!  This thread had me rolling in the floor!  BUT I'm not voting, no way no how!  Just call me Switzerland or one of those neutral countries!  :D  :-*

Best post club in Town, who thought that up?  Good grief!

I THOUGHT it up! Whacha trying to say?? huh?

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« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2007, 03:14:58 am »
I'll let you ride my pony!!!  :D

I'll send you some homemade hot sauce and plum jelly and dill pickles!!

OH!! I can send you some pink pillowcases I embroidered butterflies on!

what do you want??!!

Dill pickles with hot sauce and plum jelly... Is that today's special over at your place Jess? 

Oh "yummy"!  :P  :P

Still, it's a vast improvement over last week. What was it Jess? Because the test results from CDC haven't come back yet.

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« Reply #77 on: July 14, 2007, 07:21:24 am »
Dill pickles with hot sauce and plum jelly... Is that today's special over at your place Jess? 

Oh "yummy"!  :P  :P

Still, it's a vast improvement over last week. What was it Jess? Because the test results from CDC haven't come back yet.



only someone from INDIANA would THINK of putting hot sauce and plum jelly on pickles!! UGH!! I am so happy I have never been there....can't imagine the HORRORS they must serve in the restaurants there!

You are just overwhelmed with complete JEALOUSY cause YOU don't have anything to offer as a bribe!!


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« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2007, 06:03:47 pm »
Didn't you even vote for your own club Jess?

 
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« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2007, 08:48:54 pm »
Didn't you even vote for your own club Jess?

 

of course! I did....didn't I??

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« Reply #80 on: July 17, 2007, 09:57:17 am »
of course! I did....didn't I??

Well Sweetie than shouldn't you have at least 1 vote showing on this here poll? ? ? ?
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« Reply #81 on: July 20, 2007, 08:42:25 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

Why...would you look at that!

I KNEW my club was the best....

 ;D ;D

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« Reply #82 on: July 22, 2007, 03:19:24 am »
Did you reset the votes?  I voted for Jess's this time - I'm in that club now!  :)