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Offline David In Indy

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What about Melissa?
« on: July 25, 2007, 02:03:00 pm »
Okay. The last time I checked, Melissa was less than 90 posts away from achieving the stellar and highly coveted 2000 mark!

Now, this could be somewhat tricky to figure, because sometimes Melissa will post up a storm, and other days she is relatively quiet. So...

But, she's a moderator now....... 

But would being a moderator cause her to post more? Maybe. Maybe not.  :-\

Hmmmm.  :-\

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What do you think BetterMost? When will Melissa achieve 2000 posts?? :D

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 02:24:05 pm »
I voted for August 3rd. Good luck Melissa!!
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 04:36:37 pm »
The system says Melissa averages 4.5 posts per day. This means (based on her average # of posts), Melissa will take roughly 20 days to achieve 2000. So, this would place the target date somewhere around August 14th. But, I don't know about this. Somehow, I think Melissa will hit 2000 before August 14th. I think she will do it about a week before that. Maybe August 6th or 7th.

It could even be a little bit earlier.  :D

It might be a little bit later.  :D

Only time will tell.  :D

Stay tuned!  :D

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 06:09:36 pm »
LOL! God, David, this is so funny.... uhm... Guess I am not allowed to vote huh?  :laugh:

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 06:49:18 pm »
LOL! God, David, this is so funny.... uhm... Guess I am not allowed to vote huh?  :laugh:

You can vote if you want to Melissa. I doubt it will skew the results TOO much!  ;)  :D
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 07:05:10 pm »
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 11:31:48 pm »
I voted July 31...cause that is my sisters birthday...and Melissa is burning up the posting..

hey what is the prize in THIS contest?? huh??

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2007, 12:59:51 am »
Well....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!

.... 5 days early.  :D

How come your birthday isn't on the calandar?  ???

Now about the prize. There IS NO PRIZE! Not everything is about prizes Jess.

And stop giving everyone an idea!!  >:(
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2007, 01:08:15 am »
Well....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!

.... 5 days early.  :D

How come your birthday isn't on the calandar?  ???

Now about the prize. There IS NO PRIZE! Not everything is about prizes Jess.

And stop giving everyone an idea!!  >:(

It is my SISTER'S birthday...not MINE!! Mine was LAST month! Remember?

now about that prize thing....it is not ME giving people ideas...that is how a contest WORKS!! You ask people to make guesses and the one that guesses right gets a prize!!

It is a tradition! a RULE! you HAVE to give a prize of the very fabric of our civilization will unravel!

Do you want to be the one to cause the end of all civilization as we know it??

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2007, 01:09:44 am »
I voted August 2nd.  There are 7 votes, and no two people have agreed so far.  I'm going to win the big prize!!  ;)

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 01:13:57 am »
I voted August 2nd.  There are 7 votes, and no two people have agreed so far.  I'm going to win the big prize!!  ;)

It must be a good one since he is denying its very existence!!  :o

(I bet it is a PONY!)

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2007, 01:14:47 am »
It is my SISTER'S birthday...not MINE!! Mine was LAST month! Remember?

now about that prize thing....it is not ME giving people ideas...that is how a contest WORKS!! You ask people to make guesses and the one that guesses right gets a prize!!

It is a tradition! a RULE! you HAVE to give a prize of the very fabric of our civilization will unravel!

Do you want to be the one to cause the end of all civilization as we know it??

This isn't a contest. It's a poll and there is no prize.  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2007, 01:16:41 am »
I voted August 2nd.  There are 7 votes, and no two people have agreed so far.  I'm going to win the big prize!!  ;)

It must be a good one since he is denying its very existence!!  :o

(I bet it is a PONY!)

THERE IS NO PRIZE!!  >:(  >:(

How many FRIGGIN' FREAKIN' times do I have to say it!!  >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:

Ya'll are a trip! Did you know that?  :D
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2007, 01:22:58 am »
THERE IS NO PRIZE!!  >:(  >:(

How many FRIGGIN' FREAKIN' times do I have to say it!!  >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:

Ya'll are a trip! Did you know that?  :D

look how upset he is!! I MUST HAVE GUESSED THE SURPRISE!!

I am getting a PONY!!!

and I have the perfect place to keep him...or her...

Is the pony a boy or a girl, David??

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2007, 01:43:01 am »
Perfect, I LOVE ponies!!  THANK YOU, David.  You're the BEST!

:-*

But does Melissa get a pony too?  It seems only fair...

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2007, 01:52:37 am »
look how upset he is!! I MUST HAVE GUESSED THE SURPRISE!!

I am getting a PONY!!!

and I have the perfect place to keep him...or her...

Is the pony a boy or a girl, David??

Perfect, I LOVE ponies!!  THANK YOU, David.  You're the BEST!

:-*

But does Melissa get a pony too?  It seems only fair...


THERE IS NO PRIZE!! >:(  >:(


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NOW! I'm not gonna say it again! THERE IS NO PRIZE!!!!  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2007, 01:53:17 am »
Hunh?

I'm heading out to get a pretty halter for my new pony.

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2007, 01:57:40 am »
Hunh?

I'm heading out to get a pretty halter for my new pony.

Well, I hope a pony comes with that halter because there is NO....... ::)


......Spreken zie english..... PEOPLE??!!!!   >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2007, 01:58:11 am »
David, would you mind terribly not sending it til next week?  I'm going to Alberta day after tomorrow.  I'd take the dear little pony with me, but don't want to have to share it with everyone.

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2007, 02:08:13 am »
David, would you mind terribly not sending it til next week?  I'm going to Alberta day after tomorrow.  I'd take the dear little pony with me, but don't want to have to share it with everyone.

Well, you don't have to share the pony with anyone. You can't share him with anyone because THERE'S NO PONY!!!  And Why? Because There's No......  :-X  :P

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2007, 02:08:59 am »
Hey seriously Clarissa, have a great time in Alberta and please give everyone a hug for me, okay?  :D
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2007, 02:15:45 am »
Hey seriously Clarissa, have a great time in Alberta and please give everyone a hug for me, okay?  :D

"Hug?"  Is that the pony's name?  :)

David, I will.  One day YOU will be at a Brokie gathering, and that will be a very happy time!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2007, 04:08:41 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I said tomorrow - but I may need to ammend (can i do that or might I not get the pony if I change it!?) - I think she could make it over the weekend as we've bothe been busy posting more recently!
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2007, 04:15:32 am »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I said tomorrow - but I may need to ammend (can i do that or might I not get the pony if I change it!?) - I think she could make it over the weekend as we've bothe been busy posting more recently!

You Go Girl! Encourage Melissa to post, Kelda! But not TOO quick though. I voted for August 1st!  ;)  :D
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2007, 06:44:54 am »
1923

God, I'm slow....

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2007, 08:36:53 am »
1926 now!!!
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2007, 08:43:45 am »
Hunh?

I'm heading out to get a pretty halter for my new pony.

why you buying a halter for MY pony???

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2007, 08:45:04 am »
Just a big cuddle from you will be enough for me sweet David!

Susie


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2007, 08:49:23 am »
why you buying a halter for MY pony???

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You're greedy Jess - you have ponies already!!! Give us one of our own!!!!!  :P :P
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2007, 09:19:52 am »
Perfect, I LOVE ponies!!  THANK YOU, David.  You're the BEST!

:-*

But does Melissa get a pony too?  It seems only fair...

I don't have room for a pony.... but oh what the heck, send it over!!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2007, 06:46:36 pm »
:laugh:

You're greedy Jess - you have ponies already!!! Give us one of our own!!!!!  :P :P

I have HORSES...not ponies...I got ONE lil ol Shetland and he is ancient and no fun!

I need the pony!

besides I have the place for him! Clarissa doesn't have anywhere to keep him! (or her)

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2007, 06:51:11 pm »
I have HORSES...not ponies...I got ONE lil ol Shetland and he is ancient and no fun!

I need the pony!

besides I have the place for him! Clarissa doesn't have anywhere to keep him! (or her)

I don't have room for a pony.... but oh what the heck, send it over!!!

There's NO horses, NO ponies and NO shetlands. Not even a plastic one.  >:(

Not from me anyway.

I know. I'm a mean mean man.  ::)   ;)
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2007, 06:54:37 pm »
I'm gonna name MY pony Alex...if it is a boy...if it is a girl I am naming it Allie!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2007, 07:54:45 pm »
I'm gonna name MY pony Alex...if it is a boy...if it is a girl I am naming it Allie!

Aww. I hope it's a boy. Then you can have an Alex of your very own too!   ;)
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2007, 11:50:46 pm »
Aww. I hope it's a boy. Then you can have an Alex of your very own too!   ;)

see!?? He IS giving a pony to the winner!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2007, 02:29:38 am »
What was Melissa's post count today? Did anyone check it out?
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2007, 02:35:07 am »
It looks like Melissa posted.......................20 messages yesterday!

Did I look at that correctly??

 :o  :o

Hey ya'll! She might pull this off within the next few days!!  :D

Maybe my August 1st pick wasn't so bad after all!  :)

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2007, 05:29:11 am »
I voted August 3rd... LOL!

Did I really post 20 messages yesterday?  :o No wonder my wrist hurts like hell today!   >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2007, 05:37:20 am »
Maybe we can name the pony "August."  Then if it ever gets lost, we can say, "What in hell ever happened to August?"


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2007, 07:31:59 am »
Maybe we can name the pony "August."  Then if it ever gets lost, we can say, "What in hell ever happened to August?"



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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2007, 08:11:56 am »
Maybe we can name the pony "August."  Then if it ever gets lost, we can say, "What in hell ever happened to August?"



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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2007, 02:40:06 pm »
I voted August 3rd... LOL!

Did I really post 20 messages yesterday?  :o No wonder my wrist hurts like hell today!   >:(

MELISSA!!!!


 >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2007, 02:42:07 pm »
MELISSA!!!!


 >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(




Ah, see we're pressurising her to post!! Don't post Mel for 12 hours - its an order - go get drunk instead!!!
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2007, 02:46:53 pm »

Ah, see we're pressurising her to post!! Don't post Mel for 12 hours - its an order - go get drunk instead!!!

She won't listen to us Kelda. Melissa is as stubborn as a day is long. I found this out a LOOOOONG time ago.  :laugh:

But at least we voiced our opinion.  :)

[[[Melissa]]]  :-*
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2007, 04:44:58 pm »
OK, I WONT POST ANYMORE IF YOU GUYS READ MY NEW STORY!

http://rightwhere-u-r.livejournal.com/10736.html


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2007, 04:47:47 pm »
OK, I WONT POST ANYMORE IF YOU GUYS READ MY NEW STORY!

http://rightwhere-u-r.livejournal.com/10736.html


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And it's a WONDERFUL story too, Melissa! Thanks for posting the link!

I encourage everyone here to read it when they get a chance.  :D


Don't stop posting Melissa! But don't hurt your wrist either, okay??  :)
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2007, 03:50:01 pm »
Hey ya'll! Melissa is only 35 posts away from 2000!!!! :D

Maybe my August 1 guess was a good one after all. It's still 4 days away. She might hit it even BEFORE August 1!!  :D
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2007, 03:54:55 pm »
you know if she DOES hit 2000 on the first we are all gonna file impeachment proceedings against you, David.

OBVIOUSLY, you two have been communicating off board ....probably PLOTTING to get you the win!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2007, 03:59:05 pm »
you know if she DOES hit 2000 on the first we are all gonna file impeachment proceedings against you, David.

OBVIOUSLY, you two have been communicating off board ....probably PLOTTING to get you the win!

False accusations will get you nowhere Jess, and paranoia will give you an ulcer.  ;)
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2007, 04:03:54 pm »
False accusations will get you nowhere Jess, and paranoia will give you an ulcer.  ;)

but the


TRUTH


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2007, 04:27:13 pm »




Are you gonna tell her, David, or should I?

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2007, 04:32:51 pm »



Are you gonna tell her, David, or should I?

You go ahead and tell her because I have no idea what anyone is talking about around here.... including ME!!  :laugh:
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2007, 04:41:48 pm »
You go ahead and tell her because I have no idea what anyone is talking about around here.... including ME!!  :laugh:

Oh come on, I thought you were gonna tell her that we live right around the corner from each other!  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2007, 05:05:12 pm »
Oh come on, I thought you were gonna tell her that we live right around the corner from each other!  >:(

I KNEW something was up! the FIX is in!

I am contacting the impeachment board RIGHT NOW!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2007, 05:10:43 pm »
I KNEW something was up! the FIX is in!

I am contacting the impeachment board RIGHT NOW!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2007, 05:36:40 pm »
Oh come on, I thought you were gonna tell her that we live right around the corner from each other!  >:(

Okay. It's true. The jig is up. I live in Amsterdam just across the street from Melissa. I go over to her house every day. Hell, sometimes I'm sitting right next to her while she's posting and I know EXACTLY when she'll reach 2000!

And ALL YA'LL ARE WRONG!!  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2007, 05:42:12 pm »
Okay. It's true. The jig is up. I live in Amsterdam just across the street from Melissa. I go over to her house every day. Hell, sometimes I'm sitting right next to her while she's posting and I know EXACTLY when she'll reach 2000!

And ALL YA'LL ARE WRONG!!  :laugh:  :laugh:

 ;)  ;)  ;)

Hell, you just type the messages for her!!!
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2007, 05:50:00 pm »
Okay. It's true. The jig is up. I live in Amsterdam just across the street from Melissa. I go over to her house every day. Hell, sometimes I'm sitting right next to her while she's posting and I know EXACTLY when she'll reach 2000!

And ALL YA'LL ARE WRONG!!  :laugh:  :laugh:

 ;)  ;)  ;)


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Doesn't it feel goooooood to tell the truth at last?

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2007, 05:54:05 pm »
Hell, you just type the messages for her!!!

How did you know that!  >:(

What are you doing Kelda? Spying on us?  >:(

She must have one of those super strong microscopes and she's spying on us from Scotland!  ;)  :D

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #60 on: July 28, 2007, 06:04:31 pm »
How did you know that!  >:(

What are you doing Kelda? Spying on us?  >:(

She must have one of those super strong microscopes and she's spying on us from Scotland!  ;)  :D



Or, I BUGGED Melissa when I met her last week! I secretly inserted a bug under her skin when she wasn't paying attnetion - a la James Bond Style.....!!!



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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #61 on: July 28, 2007, 06:05:09 pm »

*satisfied smile*

Doesn't it feel goooooood to tell the truth at last?

 O0

What are YOU doing up young lady! I see your lights burning across the street! Shut off those lights and go to bed NOW!  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #62 on: July 28, 2007, 07:00:59 pm »
Or, I BUGGED Melissa when I met her last week! I secretly inserted a bug under her skin when she wasn't paying attnetion - a la James Bond Style.....!!!



Har har!!! I AM the new bond girl!!

Okay, so let me get this straight. You met Melissa in Holland. You had lunch. You inserted something under her skin, and now we have a "Melissa The Bionic Super Sleuth" on our hands?

That wasn't a very nice thing to do Kelda!  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2007, 07:15:39 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Y'all crack me up!   ;D
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2007, 05:18:50 am »
Okay, so let me get this straight. You met Melissa in Holland. You had lunch. You inserted something under her skin, and now we have a "Melissa The Bionic Super Sleuth" on our hands?


Aaaaaaand it made me post quicker....  :D


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2007, 06:13:39 am »
It was only a bug to hear what was going n with YOU TWo.. if there has been an abnormal post rate since that date.... its merely a side effect!!!
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2007, 10:00:37 am »
HEY!!!! I'm changing my vote if Melissa has a fast-posting bug implanted!!!!   :P
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2007, 11:02:27 am »
It was only a bug to hear what was going n with YOU TWo.. if there has been an abnormal post rate since that date.... its merely a side effect!!!

Hey, you could've just asked, no need to go around implanting bugs! Geezzzzzz.....  ::)

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2007, 11:46:39 am »
MELISSA HAS BUGS!!!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2007, 12:10:44 pm »
MELISSA HAS BUGS!!!!

Hey that doesn't sound good...  :-\

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2007, 12:23:41 pm »
Hey that doesn't sound good...  :-\


Poor Melissa....it is not YOUR fault mean ol Kelda stuck a bug on you! You know how those Scots are...always playing tricks on people.

Just can't trust a Scot... :P ;) ;)


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2007, 02:19:14 pm »

Poor Melissa....it is not YOUR fault mean ol Kelda stuck a bug on you! You know how those Scots are...always playing tricks on people.

Just can't trust a Scot... :P ;) ;)



I am gonna have to ask my boyfriend to get a scalpel and cut the bug out from under my skin. This can get bloody. You guys might not hear from me for a few days, because I will be in shock. Don't worry, I will make it back in time to post my 2000th post on the deadline that DAVID mentioned.

 >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2007, 02:25:57 pm »
I am gonna have to ask my boyfriend to get a scalpel and cut the bug out from under my skin. This can get bloody. You guys might not hear from me for a few days, because I will be in shock. Don't worry, I will make it back in time to post my 2000th post on the deadline that DAVID mentioned.

 >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2007, 03:29:19 pm »
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Hey, what are you laughing at? It hurts like hell!  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2007, 03:43:32 pm »
Hey, what are you laughing at? It hurts like hell!  >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:


Oh wait a minute.....

 :'(  :'(

Is that better?  ;)

Okay everyone! Ya'll stop picking on Melissa! You hear? Don't make me get all evil, because I'll do it if I have to!  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #75 on: July 29, 2007, 03:51:24 pm »
:laugh:  :laugh:


Oh wait a minute.....

 :'(  :'(

Is that better?  ;)

Okay everyone! Ya'll stop picking on Melissa! You hear? Don't make me get all evil, because I'll do it if I have to!  >:(

 ;)  ;)


Yeah you guys heard it, I will go over to his house and ask David to kick your *****!!!!

Ooopsss... sorry, I'm struggling with my story right now and I am VERY grumpy because of it... Plus, the typing is not going well with A BUTCHERED ARM.... Yeah guys, you heard it right, the bug was IN MY ARM!!!! Like it hasn't already seen enough suffering!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #76 on: July 29, 2007, 03:55:24 pm »

Yeah you guys heard it, I will go over to his house and ask David to kick your *****!!!!

Ooopsss... sorry, I'm struggling with my story right now and I am VERY grumpy because of it... Plus, the typing is not going well with A BUTCHERED ARM.... Yeah guys, you heard it right, the bug was IN MY ARM!!!! Like it hasn't already seen enough suffering!

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Did Jan-Willem dig it out for you Melissa? Don't ever let Kelda do something like that to you again!  >:(
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #77 on: July 29, 2007, 03:59:49 pm »
Did Jan-Willem dig it out for you Melissa? Don't ever let Kelda do something like that to you again!  >:(

Yes he did and he's traumatized now...  >:(

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #78 on: July 29, 2007, 04:48:55 pm »
Yes he did and he's traumatized now...  >:(

Never let a Scot get you drunk, OK?

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


Melissa, you are so funny sometimes!  :D

Don't ever let an Englishman get you drunk either!

I could tell you some stories.........  :-X  :-X
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #79 on: July 29, 2007, 04:59:29 pm »
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


Melissa, you are so funny sometimes!  :D

Don't ever let an Englishman get you drunk either!

I could tell you some stories.........  :-X  :-X


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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #80 on: July 29, 2007, 05:12:27 pm »
Yes, do tell!!

Scots enjoy a good drink, its not fault that y'all can't stand the pace!!!

Hope the stiory is going better Mel!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #81 on: July 29, 2007, 05:16:36 pm »
Yes, do tell!!

Scots enjoy a good drink, its not fault that y'all can't stand the pace!!!

Hope the stiory is going better Mel!

 :-*

Thanks- I just finished it as best as I could and sent it off to David for his proofreading!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #82 on: July 29, 2007, 06:03:19 pm »
2000!!!!!!!!

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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #83 on: July 29, 2007, 06:08:59 pm »
Congrats to Melissa. No one---zero people---chose today!! Did they??



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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #84 on: July 29, 2007, 06:12:17 pm »
CONGRATULATIONS MELISSA!!!!!

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D



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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #85 on: July 29, 2007, 07:48:23 pm »
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: What about Melissa?
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Re: What about Melissa?
« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2007, 07:26:55 am »
hee. you have some more congrats at 1000posts + club!
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