Hey that doesn't sound good...
Poor Melissa....it is not YOUR fault mean ol Kelda stuck a bug on you! You know how those Scots are...always playing tricks on people. Just can't trust a Scot...
I am gonna have to ask my boyfriend to get a scalpel and cut the bug out from under my skin. This can get bloody. You guys might not hear from me for a few days, because I will be in shock. Don't worry, I will make it back in time to post my 2000th post on the deadline that DAVID mentioned.
Hey, what are you laughing at? It hurts like hell!
Oh wait a minute..... Is that better? Okay everyone! Ya'll stop picking on Melissa! You hear? Don't make me get all evil, because I'll do it if I have to!
Yeah you guys heard it, I will go over to his house and ask David to kick your *****!!!! Ooopsss... sorry, I'm struggling with my story right now and I am VERY grumpy because of it... Plus, the typing is not going well with A BUTCHERED ARM.... Yeah guys, you heard it right, the bug was IN MY ARM!!!! Like it hasn't already seen enough suffering! *shuffles off with head lowered, mumbling like a lunatic*1986
Did Jan-Willem dig it out for you Melissa? Don't ever let Kelda do something like that to you again!
Yes he did and he's traumatized now... Never let a Scot get you drunk, OK?
Melissa, you are so funny sometimes! Don't ever let an Englishman get you drunk either! I could tell you some stories.........