Now where, oh where, do you see the name "Jess"?
Hmmmmm......always heard "the smeller's the feller".......
If you were an attorney, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on---there's no slander here--no libel neither.
And no "dukes" -- yer talkin' to a pacifist. Course--I can get riled up--if someone kicked my dog, I'm afraid I'd have to kick ass.