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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2007, 08:11:42 pm »

A Highhoppin Hoom Dorn? What is it Jance? What did it do?

I don't think I've ever heard of one before. 



      In answer to your question David, it was battery operated..Looked rather like a giant spider.  A round bulbous body, and green jointed legs.  they attached to the round ball thing, and had joints like spider legs...It had some kind of a pnumatic device in it...and it would squat down low to the floor, and jump up in the air,,,you never knew how long before it would jump...kind of starteling.. then it would slowly sink down, and repeat that again,,,,etc
       If this makes any sense at all....everyone loved it.   Lots of fun and it drove the animals crazy...they never knew where to attack it or run....they didnt seem to be afraid of it tho.



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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2007, 02:59:59 pm »
I'm not sure how we're defining 'weird'.

Since I'm following the Old Religion, I suppose some of the things I've bought might be considered weird-
Favorite piece of jewelry, bar none.  Not visible in the pic, underneath are the balls.  It's lovingly detailed.  I wear it with a little silver bell.  I've not had any comments.  I suppose that's because from a distance, it looks like a cross  ;D

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/capricornslair_1964_194712944

And I've bought dancing skeleton figures, ancient artifacts, but I bought those those for religious/cultural/touristy reasons, so I'm not sure those could be defined as 'weird'.  But recently I bought something I consider weird as a joke for a friend since I would have never bought one otherwise:

http://www.silvercrowcreations.com/images/buddychristlarge.jpg

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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2007, 04:00:39 pm »
I'm not sure how we're defining 'weird'.

Since I'm following the Old Religion, I suppose some of the things I've bought might be considered weird-
Favorite piece of jewelry, bar none.  Not visible in the pic, underneath are the balls.  It's lovingly detailed.  I wear it with a little silver bell.  I've not had any comments.  I suppose that's because from a distance, it looks like a cross  ;D

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/capricornslair_1964_194712944

And I've bought dancing skeleton figures, ancient artifacts, but I bought those those for religious/cultural/touristy reasons, so I'm not sure those could be defined as 'weird'.  But recently I bought something I consider weird as a joke for a friend since I would have never bought one otherwise:

http://www.silvercrowcreations.com/images/buddychristlarge.jpg



That statue reminds me of the one from Dogma. Did you see that movie Delalluvia?  :)
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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2007, 04:43:13 pm »

That statue reminds me of the one from Dogma. Did you see that movie Delalluvia?  :)

[jumps up and down clapping hands in delight]

That's EXACTLY what it is!  It's a Buddy Jesus from the movie!!!  You can buy them!!!

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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2007, 12:04:09 am »
[jumps up and down clapping hands in delight]

That's EXACTLY what it is!  It's a Buddy Jesus from the movie!!!  You can buy them!!!

 :laugh: :laugh:

I thought that's what it was!  :D

Where can I buy one?
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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2007, 12:13:46 am »
A fake vagina for my stallion??

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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2007, 12:42:07 am »
A fake vagina for my stallion??

SAY WHAT girlfriend?!!!

I'm sitting here trying to imagine this, and nothing is surfacing.

Oh wait a minute.........


EWWWW!!!!!!!!  :P

They actually sell FAKE vaginas for horses? How does it work?  ???
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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2007, 01:03:01 am »
ok You ever see one of those rams the SWAT teams use to break down doors?

imagine one of them hollowed out...lined in vinyl with a little cup at one end....

you take the stallion over to the mare (who is in a barricade so the stallion can't leap her) he snorts and bellows a bit...then you let him go to the dummy mare and he jumps up on it...you grab his...*ahem*...and guide it into the sleeve there...two seconds later it is all over...

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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2007, 01:22:27 am »
ok You ever see one of those rams the SWAT teams use to break down doors?

imagine one of them hollowed out...lined in vinyl with a little cup at one end....

you take the stallion over to the mare (who is in a barricade so the stallion can't leap her) he snorts and bellows a bit...then you let him go to the dummy mare and he jumps up on it...you grab his...*ahem*...and guide it into the sleeve there...two seconds later it is all over...

Dummy mare?  ???

And if you take him over to the mare, where does the fake vagina fit in? Why can't he use the real vagina?

And why do they do this? Is this some sort of birth control for horses?

This is the strangest thing I've ever heard of! I'd last about 2 seconds on a farm!  :laugh:
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Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2007, 02:01:48 am »
 

        Im sorry Jess but that is TMI....EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  but funny

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           That makes my hoom dorn  a  waste!!!!!!!!!!
           

    



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