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Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« on: August 18, 2007, 12:17:31 am »
Paris Hilton:

after visiting the premature baby ward of a local hospital...

"The doctors told me "you wouldn't believe how this brightens up their day""

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

( I am sure the premies were very happy to see her...wonder if any of them got her autograph?)

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 12:36:33 am »
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."  - Brooke Shields



Uhm yeah because you would be DEAD. :laugh:
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 02:14:26 am »
Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"


 ::) Uhm yeah OK  :laugh:
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 02:16:03 am »
Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"

Overseas  ??? well in Britney's defense the great lakes are BIG bodies of water  ::)
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 02:45:06 am »
Jessica Simpson

Nick: Aren't you going to have any buffalo wings?

Jessica: I don't eat buffalo.

Alrighty then!  ::)
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 02:50:32 am »
Topmodel Linda Evangelista:

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."

 ::)

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 02:54:18 am »
Actress Winona Ryder:

"I feel my best when I'm happy."

Now, who'd have guessed it?  ::)

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 07:30:50 am »
Actress Winona Ryder:

"I feel my best when I'm happy."

Now, who'd have guessed it?  ::)

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 10:17:06 pm »
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President


 



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Dan Quayle is a TOTAL embarrassment to the state of Indiana. We have enough problems around here without his help!  :laugh:

I felt like dying the day he failed to spell "potato" correctly!  ::)
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 10:28:46 pm »
Here's a few more quotes from dippety doo Danny...

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. "

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe".

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child".

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. "

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. "

"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."

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