Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - yaadpyar (Sat Mar 4 2006 17:17:38 )
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Hey lucise - poor fishermen... Check your PMs.
"I feel awful bad about Jack. Can't begin to say how bad I feel."
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - starboardlight (Sat Mar 4 2006 17:27:33 )
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People named Alma wear really ugly shirts, particularly if they are a Jr.
I remember every girl in the early 80's had that shirt. i break out my elementary school year book and practically every girl was an Alma Jr.
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - EnnisLovesJack (Sat Mar 4 2006 23:20:02 )
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MasterSidious - thanks for sharing that. I love it. I think I may have to institute a 3 0'clock, warm beans & cold whiskey ritual, followed by a nice nap in a snuggly sleeping bag shared with a handsome cowboy.
"Uh...it's too late to go back to the sheep...up there."
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - EnnisLovesJack (Sat Mar 4 2006 23:31:06 )
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UPDATED Sun Mar 5 2006 14:26:11
When herding woolies, make sure you sleep with the sheep, 100%.
When wrangling a herd of sheep, be sure to carry at least one, token sheep, while the others walk. You may carry said sheep in your arms, over your shoulders, or stow it in your saddle bag.
After parting with your reticent new cowboy lover, allow up to four years before attempting contact. Lest you seem too eager.
If possible, marry and have a child first.
"Uh...it's too late to go back to the sheep...up there."
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Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - EnnisLovesJack (Sun Mar 5 2006 16:42:08 )
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When your straight and gay worlds are about to collide, tuck the back of your shirt firmly into your pants, to regain composure and "batten down the hatches".
(Thanks to latjoremekeed's brilliant insight, the source for this bit of ettiqutte wisdom. See his inspired explanation of Ennis's compulsive shirt tucking habit on the thread "Ennis and his shirt habbit," which can be found at
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/board/flat/37654969?d=37733161#37733161 )
Keep on' bumpin, cowboys!
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Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - lucise (Thu Mar 9 2006 09:43:47 )
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UPDATED Fri Mar 10 2006 09:22:41
I apologise in advance if these are crude:
* If you are the wife of a cowboy who loves 'to fish', make sure that his main 'fishing buddy':
- Does NOT have the ability to mysteriously incite bouts of heavy-breathing in your husband; and
- Does NOT look like sex on legs; and
- Does NOT look like Jack f---ing Twist for that matter!
* Although high-altitude f--ks are highly recommended for hot rodeo cowboys, they must however be administered in large numbers for complete satisfaction. (talk about sexual healing for cowboys!)
'If you sleep through life, you wake up dead.'
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - dreamy40 (Thu Mar 9 2006 11:47:35 )
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If your red hot cowboy lover offers lifetime committment, find excuses.
Re: Cowboy Etiquette
by - catglith (Thu Mar 9 2006 13:04:57 )
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LMAO!!!!
Re: Cowboy Etiquette
by - rpmnh03062 (Thu Mar 9 2006 13:44:13 )
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When your little girl has left your place, after telling you she is getting married, and leaves her sweater behind, look out the door to see if you can catch her to give it to her even if she left so long ago that she is probably *miles* away by now...
Jack Nasty = sex on legs!
by - EnnisLovesJack (Thu Mar 9 2006 20:40:18 )
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Not crude at all. I love these, Lucise. I thought the heavy breathing Ennis&Alma scene was kinda funny, too. She's practically orgasming over trying to seduce him into moving to town, oblivious to the fact that her feminine charms are futile with Ennis.
I also dig your high-altitude *beep* prescription. Take as needed, take often.
"Uh...it's too late to go back to the sheep...up there."
bump!
by - dreamy40 (Fri Mar 10 2006 05:05:25 )
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I am LOVING this thread. Resisted it (why??) for so long and now am committed with no excuses
Re: Cowboy etiquette
by - Front-Ranger (Fri Mar 10 2006 07:08:41 )
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If you can't sleep at night, repeat these words over and over:
I'm sorry, S'alright, Ennis, c'mere...
Works better than counting sheep
just bumpin' cowboys
by - milena-covic (Fri Mar 10 2006 07:43:17 )
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bump
Re: Jack Nasty = sex on legs!
by - lucise (Fri Mar 10 2006 09:21:24 )
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<<
She's practically orgasming over trying to seduce him into moving to town, oblivious to the fact that her feminine charms are futile with Ennis.
>>
Whenever I watch that scene, I keep thinking 'He is probably thinking about Jack at that very moment, wishing it was Jack caressing his neck like that'...
Poor Alma!
...Oh and yes...Jack Nasty IS sex on legs!! :^D
'If you sleep through life, you wake up dead.'
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - jshane2002 (Sat Mar 11 2006 23:20:28 )
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bump
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - EnnisLovesJack (Mon Mar 13 2006 17:44:44 )
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Bumpety bump.
Mountain ranges must have funny names. Brokeback, the Grand Tetons, and the Big Horns are examples of acceptable mountain monikers.
"Uh...it's too late to go back to the sheep...up there."
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
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Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - jshane2002 (Sat Mar 18 2006 23:13:09 )
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Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - pipedream (Sun Mar 19 2006 07:03:46 )
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UPDATED Tue Mar 21 2006 12:06:31
* When assigned to the domestic duties in a cowboy camp for two, it's in your responsibility to ensure a balanced nutrition for your fellow cowboy. A strict vegetarian diet with a predominance of pulse (e.g. beans) is to be avoided as it might lead to increased airpressure that will eventually make it’s way out of diverse orifices of the body. This, in combination with musical instruments unprofessionally applied to said orifices, is very likely to cause everybody involved immense pain.
* Younger cowboys who are still in their growth are known to be very very hungry after they come back from sheep herding. The caring camp tender will make sure that some meat is served at least once in a while. Doing so, he should by all means avoid to appear petty. Cowboy: don't make do with a small animal. Rabbits and sheep are for Sissies. Be sure to come up with something more impressive, ideally an elk! We want some leftovers for the next day, don’t we?
* Elk-meat ist best served fresh. If his friend is a critical consumer the responsible cowboy will let him take part in the preparation process, starting with the killing, in order to assure him of the quality of the used products.
* With elk meat, no side dishes are needed. Avoid excessive seasoning (= be sparing with condiments). Serve with butt-warm whiskey.
* Some parsley as decoration would be desirable, yet is not obligatory. The lack of it can be made up for with some extra-attention for the guest after dinner.
Bon Apetit!
If ever I should tell the moment: Oh, stay! You are so beautiful! Then you may cast me into chains, then shall I smile upon perdition! (Goethe)
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - pipedream (Sun Mar 19 2006 12:31:55 )
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UPDATED Sun Mar 19 2006 12:40:07
* When planning to have sex with his buddy in the middle of nowhere, the dutiful cowboy is expected to choose the location for this carefully. Note: there should be enough room for at least one camera crew, even if we are dealing with confined spaces such as tents. To make things easier for said crew, pay attention to the lighting! There should be at least a camp fire or a full moon. Be prepared to repeat things when the film people didn't like your performance.
* When jumping on each other in the open nature, cowboys should make sure to be well visible from all directions. Remember: older beer-bellied men might be sitting somewhere in the woods with their binoculars. It would be very unkind indeed to deprive them of their well earned diversion, especially when they are the cowboys' employers.
If ever I should tell the moment: Oh, stay! You are so beautiful! Then you may cast me into chains, then shall I smile upon perdition! (Goethe)
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - bjblakeslee (Mon Mar 20 2006 10:46:36 )
Cowboy Up! (bump)
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - jshane2002 (Mon Mar 20 2006 16:05:16 )
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by - pipedream (Wed Mar 22 2006 17:17:53 )
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by - dreamy40 (Thu Mar 23 2006 06:04:19 )
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Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - (name removed by request) 5 days ago (Wed Mar 29 2006 19:32:36 )
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Talk directly into the whiskey bottle: "Never taught me a thing, never once come to see me ride." "But as far as our marriage goes, we could do it over the phone."
Re: What nuance of Cowboy Etiquette did YOU first learn from this movie?
by - amandazehnder 5 days ago (Wed Mar 29 2006 21:13:31 )
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When wearing a denim shirt/ jack along with blue jean... ALWAYS mismatch.