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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15500 on: April 03, 2018, 06:15:25 pm »
Hello Bettermost friends!

Work went well today, and tonight is bowling, so I'll be out for the evening.

;D

I forgot to tell you all this from the other day.    I went into work after the storm, and arrived on the job at noon.   My supervisor (Tim - who has a similar sense of  humor to me) was  in his office.   I sat down, and got right to work.

After a few minutes, Tim came out of his office, and said:

"Oh,  Maria, Sacha, I want to thank you for coming into work earlier in the day despite this storm we had, and for getting on our conference call with Mr. "X", and that you weren't like Chuck, who stayed home in his pyjamas and watched cartoons all morning!   (slight pause)  Oh!   Hi Chuck!  Didn't see you there!"

I turn around to see Tim with a smirk on his face, so I gave a reply.

#1.   I don't have pyjamas, I was wearing a bathrobe.

#2.   I wasn't watching cartoons, I was watching "Charmed".

#3.   I was on the conference call on my personal cell at home.  While Mr. "X" prattled on for 40 minutes, I took down my Easter decorations.


It's always good when you can make your boss laugh!  :laugh:


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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15501 on: April 03, 2018, 06:59:14 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15502 on: April 03, 2018, 08:43:25 pm »
#1.   I don't have pyjamas, I was wearing a bathrobe.

And bunny slippers?  ;D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15503 on: April 04, 2018, 05:38:13 pm »
And bunny slippers?  ;D



No, Chuck was wearing zombie slippers:



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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15504 on: April 04, 2018, 05:39:45 pm »
He also has these, but they're only for Sundays:




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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15505 on: April 04, 2018, 07:31:41 pm »
And bunny slippers?  ;D


Nope, just run of the mill grey slippers.

Nothing as fancy as what Sonja has posted.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15506 on: April 05, 2018, 01:27:31 pm »
Nothing as fancy as what Sonja has posted.

You need those, though. They are so you!



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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15507 on: April 05, 2018, 03:01:42 pm »
You need those, though. They are so you!




That's what I thought too!

But if you prefer something different, Chuck, I have a couple of other suggestions:



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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15508 on: April 05, 2018, 03:02:39 pm »



Any of these to your liking?

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #15509 on: April 05, 2018, 06:37:49 pm »
just plain slippers are fine.

I did used to own a pair of these, however.





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!