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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18090 on: August 03, 2024, 06:55:38 pm »
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Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18091 on: August 03, 2024, 09:12:36 pm »
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18092 on: August 04, 2024, 10:43:13 am »
Ooops!  LOL


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18093 on: August 04, 2024, 07:00:58 pm »
This might be one better.

When I got home, I texted my neighbor who takes in my mail when I'm at the house to ask when I it would be convenient for to come down and collect the mail.

His responding text read:

"I'm cooking, but ant time. ..."
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18094 on: August 04, 2024, 07:21:16 pm »
It's "ant time!"

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Gotta love those typos!  I may have told this story before, but I have a friend who at the time worked for a non-profit organization.  the big project at the time was regarding a project to help the homeless population in their area.  They sent out an email that stated something like "needing a count for all the homeless people in the area" and she sent it out.  About an hour later she went back to the sent email for some reason, and realized (to her horror) that when she sent the email, she accidentally left the "o" out of "count".

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18095 on: August 05, 2024, 11:06:41 am »
It's "ant time!"

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Gotta love those typos!  I may have told this story before, but I have a friend who at the time worked for a non-profit organization.  the big project at the time was regarding a project to help the homeless population in their area.  They sent out an email that stated something like "needing a count for all the homeless people in the area" and she sent it out.  About an hour later she went back to the sent email for some reason, and realized (to her horror) that when she sent the email, she accidentally left the "o" out of "count".

:laugh:

 :laugh:

You've also got to be very careful of text being automatically filled in. Sometimes when I'm writing a text, it will suggest a word. If it's the correct word--the word that I need--I'm inclined to tap on it, but sometimes even when it's the correct word, it fills in an incorrect word in the text.  :-\
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18096 on: August 05, 2024, 12:39:58 pm »
Yes, during my corporate career I can't remember how many times an engineer left the "l" out of public.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18097 on: August 05, 2024, 01:45:02 pm »
Yes, during my corporate career I can't remember how many times an engineer left the "l" out of public.


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18098 on: August 08, 2024, 04:11:58 pm »
took down the shower curtain and cleaned it

Were you able to get all the blood out?  :laugh:



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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #18099 on: August 08, 2024, 04:15:27 pm »
Yes, during my corporate career I can't remember how many times an engineer left the "l" out of public.

A friend of mine left the L out of public out in a newspaper article decades ago and is still embarrassed about it.

I'm not sure if this is apocryphal, but years ago I read about a headline on a story about a governor signing a bunch of new bills into law that said "Governor's pen is busy" and left out the space between pen and is.

I think my iPhone autocorrect tends to err on the side of wholesomeness. So if I write "shut" it doesn't automatically change it to "shit," even if I actually meant to write "shit."