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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #560 on: November 05, 2007, 10:20:29 am »
Today's poem was written about 3 years ago, when I first put up a personal ad online.  lmao  It was an experience.


Sounds like it was a rude awakening.  :-\
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #561 on: November 05, 2007, 10:21:56 am »
Sounds like it was a rude awakening.  :-\

I can laugh about it now, but that mentality still annoys me.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #562 on: November 05, 2007, 10:24:29 am »
I can laugh about it now, but that mentality still annoys me.

I'm glad you can laugh about it, Honey. There is an awful lot of that attitude out there.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #563 on: November 05, 2007, 09:37:20 pm »
But I still like your jeans.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #564 on: November 05, 2007, 11:12:42 pm »
I'm glad you can laugh about it, Honey. There is an awful lot of that attitude out there.

Yeah, it's still out there, but I don't allow anyone to try to compromise my beliefs.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #565 on: November 05, 2007, 11:13:26 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #566 on: November 06, 2007, 07:31:20 am »
I'm glad you can laugh about it, Honey. There is an awful lot of that attitude out there.

Sorry to quote you again, but I just remembered a story that you may find funny.  I was pissed then, but laugh now.

I was in a personals site, and apparently, this site had instant messaging for members.  So I'm updating my profile, and all of a sudden, I get an IM from a member.

Now, my profile had in it two statements.  The first, that I was a gay man (for some reason, women were sending me messages ::) ) and secondly, that I didn't do one night stands.

So this IM appears, and it's from a guy, and the conversation went like this.....


Guy:  "Hey, you're cute!"

Me:  "Well thanks!"

Guy:  "Are you gay?"

Me-thinking:  "Well, either he's a moron, or he just didn't bother to read my ad."

Me:  "Yes, I'm gay."

Guy:  "Cool!"

Me:  "what's your name?"

Guy:  "I have a huge thick cock."

Me-thinking:  "Ok I'm blocking this moron, but before I do, I'll send him a reply."

Me:  "That's great!  Why don't you go fuck yourself with it?"

 :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #567 on: November 06, 2007, 07:38:41 am »



Morning BetterMost!  I hope everyone is having a good day today!




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Ok, back to business.....here's today's poem.






Here we sit in silence
no sound breaks through the night
and even with the candle lit
there isn't enough light

the heat, it is so stifling
the humidity is worse
here we sit in our uncomfort
it's enough to make me curse

Here we sit in silence
not quite sure what to do
hoping for relief soon
so we can see this through

In the silence and the darkness
Nothing feels quite right
hoping that together
we will make it through the night


DAMN THE POWER OUTAGE!!!!!
DAMN THE POWER OUTAGE!!!!!


*written after the 2003 power outage that hit the East Coast*


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #568 on: November 06, 2007, 08:53:18 am »
Me:  "That's great!  Why don't you go fuck yourself with it?"

 :laugh:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OMG that is wonderful! Good for you!  :laugh:
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #569 on: November 06, 2007, 06:04:54 pm »

I get told that my views are "old fashioned" and that men my age don't want to get into hand holding and kissing and cuddling, that's high school stuff.  If I'm not willing to give out sex as soon as possible, that I will get left behind.


Like your "old fashioned" views, Chuck!
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