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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14060 on: October 30, 2015, 11:44:14 am »

Hiya BetterMost friends.




Yep, it's the day before, and I Never decorated for Halloween! LOL

After a while, it didn't make sense, since I was gonna be gone and no one would be around to turn my lights on and off.

I will decorate for Thanksgiving. :)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14061 on: October 30, 2015, 11:44:39 am »
OMG, it's like the Malaysian subtitles!  :laugh:  :laugh:

yeah, it kinda was, wasn't it?  LOL


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: the auto correct story
« Reply #14062 on: October 30, 2015, 11:50:36 am »
OMG, it's like the Malaysian subtitles!  :laugh:  :laugh:

yeah, it kinda was, wasn't it?  LOL

How good are you with a canoe?  ;D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14063 on: October 30, 2015, 02:50:04 pm »
Hiya BetterMost friends.




Yep, it's the day before, and I Never decorated for Halloween! LOL

It's not too late to get a jack-o-lantern at least, to keep the scary things away.
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Re: the auto correct story
« Reply #14064 on: October 30, 2015, 03:01:52 pm »
As you know, I was away to New Mexico/Arizona for a week or so. My mother asked me to contact them when I landed from Newark to NM, so I opted to text my brother, Chris. I love that my phone lets me talk to it, and convert my voice to a text message. However, I must then deal with the devil...AUTOCORRECT. Here is what I went through trying to tell Chris I had landed.  Bold will be my original message, italics what the phone sent.

Hey Chris, it's Chuck.  Let everyone know I'm on the ground, and with Linda.

Hey Chris, it's Jack. Let everyone know I'm on the ground and with Linda.

Yeah, once again, the phone thinks I'm Jack.  It's Chuck.

Yeah, once again, the phone thinks I'm Jack. It's Chop.

No, not chop, Chuck!

no not shop truck!

What the f*ck is a shop truck?  I'm Chuck!

What the f*ck is a shop truck? I'm shocked!

Chuck!

Chuck!

(Chris' reply) That was awesome!


Linda, who was next to me listening as this all went down, was laughing hysterically.   :laugh:


 :laugh: :laugh:

I'm shocked too!!!   ;D

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14065 on: October 31, 2015, 02:41:09 pm »
Hiya BetterMost friends.




Hope everyone has a Happy Halloween!

Going over to a friend's house tonight at about 6.  I got some chocolate doughnuts, and some pumpkin doughnuts.  :)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14066 on: October 31, 2015, 02:42:53 pm »
It's not too late to get a jack-o-lantern at least, to keep the scary things away.


Nothing scary in this apartment.  LOL   I did buy some jack-o-lanterns to bring to my friends' place, they're hosting a small gathering, but never decorate the outside of their porch.  I got some battery powered tea-lights to light the jacks, to give the perfect Halloween 'flavor'.

:)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14067 on: October 31, 2015, 03:34:07 pm »
You could lend them your shower curtain!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14068 on: October 31, 2015, 05:37:18 pm »
You could lend them your shower curtain!

My thought exactly!  ;D

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14069 on: October 31, 2015, 05:38:11 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre