The preacher's Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies.
He asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
About half held up their hands.
He repeated the question.
Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his
question again. All responded,
except one elderly lady.
"Mrs Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
asked the preacher.
"I don't have any," she replied.
"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety- three," she replied.
"Mrs Jones, please come down in front and tell the
congregation how a person cannot have an enemy
in the world." asked the preacher.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and
said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those bitches."