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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1760 on: July 30, 2009, 05:44:04 pm »
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1761 on: August 03, 2009, 11:38:03 pm »
NEVER mix vodka and mayonaise.  :o
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1762 on: August 04, 2009, 12:19:36 am »
NEVER mix vodka and mayonaise.  :o

Just what did you do on your birthday??

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1763 on: August 04, 2009, 01:44:09 am »
NEVER mix vodka and mayonaise.  :o

WTF ? 

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1764 on: August 04, 2009, 06:34:47 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1765 on: August 04, 2009, 07:45:58 am »
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1766 on: August 04, 2009, 11:32:52 am »
I had a preemptory revelation from my guardian angel, but actually drank no alcohol on my birthday. In fact, the bit of mead I had for Lughnasa the day before was about the first I had in a month.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1767 on: August 05, 2009, 04:06:37 pm »
Chuck Norris says Have a Kick Ass Belated Birthday Truman!!  :D :-* :-*

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1768 on: August 05, 2009, 04:34:05 pm »
For some reason I have been thinking about Mayonnaise a lot today.

My cousin Michel in Florida, who is very opinionated but a good person, thinks Man-aise shouldn't even exist, she won't even let it come in her house.

When I was in college my friend Johnny Puke proposed to have a punk bank called Mayonnaise Popsicle. But like most of his plans it never came to anything.

There is actually very little you can do with man-aise, put it on bread or a tortilla with some other stuff. When I was a kid I would have man-aise sandwiches which were just that. The strangest use of mayo I have seen is in conjunction with mashed potato's on hot dogs.

And large amounts of man-aise is out of the question in an situation. You also cannot mix man-aise with alcohol, particularly vodka. I have heard of mixing it with mustard and Worcestershire SASE to make a sauce however it seems that doing so just makes it a ticking time bomb of salmonella.

When I think of man-aise I think of a narrow window of opportunity that can slam shut quickly.

And it won't freeze.

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1769 on: August 05, 2009, 06:32:16 pm »
Recipes Using Mayonnaise


•  American Shepherd's Pie
•  Anchovy Dip
•  Apple Chicken Salad
•  Apple Salad
•  Asparagus Potato Salad
•  Avocado Crab Grapefruit Salad
•  Avocado Shrimp Boats
•  Avocado Yoghurt Dip
•  Bacon and Double Cheeseburger Loaf
•  Bacon Ranch Potato Salad
•  Baked Bluefish in Mayonnaise
•  Baloney Sandwich Spread
•  Batter-Dipped Fondue Meatballs
•  Best Deviled Eggs
•  Broccoli Sunflower Seed Salad
•  Caviar Cream Pie
•  Caviar Mold
•  Caviar Torte with Champagne Onions
•  Chicken Deviled Eggs
•  Chicken Broccoli Amandine
•  Chicken Broccoli Stuffed Bread
•  Clam Meringues
•  Coleslaw with Sweet and Sour Creamy Dressing
•  Crab and Asparagus Salad
•  Crab Cakes
•  Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
•  Crab Mousse
•  Crawfish-Stuffed Artichokes with Lagniappe
•  Creamy Mustard-Dill Sauce
•  Curried Turkey Salad in Brioche
•  Deviled Crab
•  Deviled Crabby Patties
•  Deviled Deviled Eggs
•  Deviled Eggs with Caviar
•  Dill Potato Salad
•  East Norwalk Coleslaw
•  Easy Herb Biscuits
•  Easy Herbed Grilled Salmon
•  Egg Salad with Capers and Olives
•  Flavored Mayonnaises
•  Frozen Fruit Salad
•  Garlic Herb-Crusted Prime Rib Roast Recipe
•  Green Goddess Dressing
•  Ham and Swiss Cheese Spread
•  Haricots Verts (Green Beans) and Horseradish Salad
•  Herb Dressing
•  Herbed Oxtail Terrine
•  Horseradish Slaw
•  Hot Mayonnaise Glazed Scallops
•  Imitation Crab Salad
•  Lemon, Blueberry and Chicken (or Turkey) Salad
•  Lobster Asparagus Mousse
•  Lobster Spread
•  Mango Jalapeno Aioli
•  Mashed Potato Salad
•  Mediterranean Feta Cheese Dip
•  Monte Cristo Sandwiches
•  Mozzarella Dip
•  Mushrooms Stuffed with Whole Clams
•  Mustard Potato Salad
•  Ooey Gooey Rolls
•  Orange-Rosemary Mayonnaise
•  Orange Tarragon Mayonnaise
•  Pineapple Grape Coleslaw
•  Raspberry Cream Fruit Salad Dressing or Dip
•  Red, White, & Blue Potato Salad
•  Russian Potato Salad
•  Salmon Cakes
•  Salmon Shell Salad
•  Salmon Stuffed Eggs with Herb Dressing
•  Shrimp Stuffed Papayas
•  Slim Potato Salad
•  Smoked Turkey Bites
•  Spicy Roast Beef & Brie Panini
•  Spinach and Artichokes in Puff Pastry
•  Stove-top Smoked Salmon
•  Tilapia with Lime Caper Sauce
•  Tuna Spooks
•  Turkey-Pomegranate Salad
•  Turkey Salad with Cranberry Balsamic Vinaigrette
•  Turkey Salad in Mango Chutney Mayo
•  Turkey with Tuna Sauce
•  Upscale Cuban Panini Sandwiches
•  Vegetable Egg Spread Sandwich


http://homecooking.about.com/library/archive/blcon54.htm

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!