...and action.
Online Etymology Dictionary fart O.E. feortan, ult. from PIE *perd- (cf. O.H.G. ferzan, O.N. freta, Skt. pard, Gk. perdein, Lith. perdzu, Rus. perdet), of imitative origin.
Hmmm...fart poetry...a new niche market. LOL
Ya'll don't be comin' up in here a-stinkin' up my house!
Well I have some good news! I talked to Jack Stephens today, and he is great and he is coming backtoday. yeehaw!!