How'd she look? I saw her on her last tour in Hello, Dolly! back in the Gay (19)Nineties.
BEYOND old, like spirit glue was holding her together, bless her heart.
Bless her heart! I guess it's just you an' me today, Tru. No Chuckie, don't know what the hell happened to Rich. ... There is that Yankee vamp. ...
I see I have been demoted to sloppy seconds...thirds even...fine Jeff...just fine. See if I buy you a Kwanza gift this year.
Fine. I'll tell Kwanza Claus to leave coal in your pantyhose.
Son...I don't know how often I have to say this...I DON'T DO DRAG!
You don't hang up pantyhose to get double the presents?
Um...it's a safe bet to say that no I don't.