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Only whut you would hear from me...
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2006, 04:17:32 am »
So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.

Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.

He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"

I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."



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Re: Only whut you would hear from me...
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2006, 05:42:10 am »
So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.

Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.

He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"

I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."

                           oh my gosh that is freaking hilarious...i would have loved to be there for that one.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::)






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Re: Gay Translations Guide
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 07:07:46 pm »
You know what they say...
There are two types of gay men; size queens and liars.


hardly true but still fun. ::)

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Re: Gay Translations Guide
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2007, 10:57:03 pm »
Boy Howdy!
have I a lot to learn!!  ???
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Re: Gay Translations Guide
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 09:40:02 am »
these are fun to read.  im getting an education here.  ;D

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Re: Only whut you would hear from me...
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2007, 03:10:11 pm »
So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.

Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.

He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"

I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."






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Re: Gay Translations Guide
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2007, 02:00:47 pm »
Well I just found this one  ;D I am still exploring and finding new avenues and streets at Bettermost. Damn this place is almost like New York City. It seems there are always new things to find and explore. And these expressions/translations are GREAT!!! I will have to visit here more often for my educational purposes  :laugh:

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Re: Gay Translations Guide
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2008, 06:43:11 pm »
Wow!

More please...

au revoir,
hugs!

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Re: Gay Translations Guide
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2008, 11:05:22 am »
Any more such fun ?

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Re: Only whut you would hear from me...
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2008, 11:53:50 am »
I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."



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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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