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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #100 on: November 27, 2007, 05:04:25 am »
Joie de Vivre
a force of Nature
true joy
Joy always,
Joy everywhere--


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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #101 on: November 27, 2007, 07:21:10 am »

my stomach is about to burst
this queazy feeling in the worst
my thighs quiver, my knees shake
should not have had chicken with "shake and bake"
it always makes me feel this way
and here's where I'll spend most of my day
I wish that I could move on
but I don't see a nearby port-a-john









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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #102 on: November 27, 2007, 01:11:08 pm »
Holy Moly, look at that can!
Looks like the face of a man!
I must say, I am not a fan..
I will never sit on that pan..
Yeah, I'm sticking to that plan!






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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #103 on: November 27, 2007, 01:29:02 pm »


                    I would like to take your order SIR!
                    Do you have a clue your desire?       
                    We have food and drink and snacks a plenty.
                    Do you have a desire for any ?
                    What you've asked for and enquired.
                     Not even if my pants were afire.

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #104 on: November 27, 2007, 03:51:54 pm »
There's a house upon the hilltop
We will not go inside
For that is where the witches live,
Where ghosts and goblins hide


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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #105 on: November 27, 2007, 05:24:20 pm »


That day, the clouds were painting pictures
They really made an effort there
But the starfish didn't care

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #106 on: November 27, 2007, 05:38:38 pm »

                          She is Pippie Longstockings
                          With long flowing hair.
                          She wears the oddest, assortment
                          of clothes.
                          She is kind and considerate
                          is funny and sweet.
                          Oh wait a minute...
                          Am I right or is that Poteet?
                   
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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #107 on: November 27, 2007, 07:04:31 pm »
That is a cute doll,
though it ain't suitable for a tot.
Why, look at the sharp points
on its tiny chest!
They could poke an eye out
in a blink of, well, an eye...





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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #108 on: November 27, 2007, 07:36:02 pm »
                               Its late afternoon, in the forest glade.
                    The last rays of day are sliding in before they fade away.
                                   The insects and the mouse at play,    
                                     Know its time for heading home.
                           The gleaming light is comforting, so they hesitate,
                                       wanting instead to wait erstwhile.
                                          Another day is end.
                                     Their life is short, as lives do go.
                                            they value them so well.
                                          We could learn a lesson there.
                              Save each day like treasures, in this place, we dwell.

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #109 on: November 27, 2007, 07:44:55 pm »
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What is it that he sees in me
I just don't understand
I look so plain and mousy
yet he wants to hold my hand
I hate the way my hair falls
and the size of my hips
yet he wants to hug me tight
he wants to kiss my lips
I'm familiar with the saying
it says that love is blind
I think that I got lucky
I found a man who's kind
What is it that he sees in me
I just don't understand
I look so plain and mousy
yet he wants to hold my hand





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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!