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Offline Lumière

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #220 on: December 21, 2007, 09:31:58 pm »
                                 

All I can say is, Alma would *love* this man!
When he says, "Honey..I'm going on a fishing trip,"
he damn well means it!    8)







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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #221 on: December 23, 2007, 05:19:25 am »


THE HAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TOO BEEG

Mel Blanc (as Speedy Gonzales) - 1958


The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
It's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
Is it raining, is it snowing, I can't see where I am going
`Cause the hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

But ring the bells and beat the drum
Ring the bells and beat the drum
I'll ring the bells to be polite
But if I see that Santy Claus, I going to start a fight

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
Oh, it's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
If you wonder why I shiver, I fell three times in the river
`Cause the hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

But ring the bells and beat the drum
Ring the bells and beat the drum
I'll ring the bells, but I feel sick
`Cause Mr. Santy Claus you played on me a dirty trick

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
It's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
If you think it's hot in Siam, you should be in here where I am
The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
It's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
Can't tell one thing from another, I got married to my brother
The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

But ring the bells and beat the drum
Ring the bells and beat the drum
I'll ring the bells and say "Olé!"
But Mister Señor Santy Claus you spoil my holiday

Porqué socce sombrero grande Santy Claus?


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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #222 on: December 23, 2007, 05:42:58 am »

                                They are the independant five.
                                The most patriotic nuns alive.
                                        
                                The sisters of the holy banger
                                Must keep their clappers in the hanger

                                 So anytime they leave the cloister
                                 They need to wear the leather hoisters.

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #223 on: December 23, 2007, 07:35:46 pm »
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A banilla cone is so sweet
it is my most favoriest treat
it used to have sprinkles, it really did have some
but I ated them up, they're all in my tum
the sun is so hot it makes the cone drip
if someone steps on it, I think they will slip
I'll eat and I'll eat till my cone is all done
and then wipe my mouf, and go play in the sun
my banilla cone is so very sweet
it is my most favoriest treat.






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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #224 on: December 27, 2007, 06:02:26 am »


 The water runs along the land.  God lays out  a bright blue band.
 It yearns toward the precipice.  With unknowing stealth an blitheness.
 Slippery travels past field an plain.  Echos of ancestors plaintive refrain.
 We have not, to turn mans hand estrwhile.  Needing not, our help to beguile.              
  It  sees the end, brought by might and terrain.  Diving toward the end campaign.
  Furthering down the trip to the sea.  Happily blessed with fauna and lofty aerie.

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #225 on: December 27, 2007, 10:26:59 pm »
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He's so romantic, Yessiree!
out to dinner, at a tree
his touch his kiss, they make me purr
that fluffy tail, his thick grey fur
a walk under stars, after the meal
love and happines is what I feel
I am such a lucky girl
I found myself a loving squirrel
and in is paws is where I'll be
after dinner, at the tree.



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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #226 on: December 27, 2007, 10:46:23 pm »




          Very cute Chuck...I love my squirrels. 



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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #227 on: December 28, 2007, 05:20:58 pm »


when she was a child, she loved birthdays
she loved the gifts, the candy, the cake,
the candles, the fuss, all for her sake
'twas one of those glorious days..

but these days, things've changed
when her birthday comes, she pulls a long face
she can't seem to handle getting older with grace
she sulks and bitches up a storm..

nowadays she hates cake, but I made one anyway
she groans and says turning forty is painful as hell
I tell her she's never been better or looked so well
she smiles a little, her eyes settling on the cake..






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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #228 on: December 29, 2007, 03:30:45 am »

                    She sits among the pews and prayers.
                    Her needs too great to share.
                    She wears the clothes of long ago.
                    The fit is badly chosen.
                    She cares not what others see,
                    Because her heart is broken.
                    She once loved someone well.
                    But in the war he sadly fell
                    So now she only plays the game.
                    The child she carries shant carry shame.
                    For now she only counts the days.
                    How long withing her it now lays.
                    Her life is gone, so now she tarries.
                    Giving life to  one she carries.
                    The father it shall never know.
                    Lies sleeping down below.

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #229 on: December 30, 2007, 04:38:25 pm »
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That's my sister in front of me
camera focused on her, can't you see
I'm gonna do something some may find dumb
sneak up behind her and pinch her bum





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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!