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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11710 on: July 08, 2013, 12:01:33 pm »
When I was their age, I would've been able to keep myself busy.

I would've been running around, trying to find Nena.

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11711 on: July 08, 2013, 12:11:43 pm »
When I was their age, I would've been able to keep myself busy.

I would've been running around, trying to find Nena.

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« Reply #11712 on: July 08, 2013, 01:16:14 pm »
What? They didn't have smart phones to play with?  ???  I'm sure these kids never heard of ... books. ...  ::)

Oh, they had and they did. They're actually able to play on their smartphones, chat with each other and be impatient at the same time! :laugh:



Some more cultural differences our girl was shocked to witness:
At the public pool, liitle girls, pre-puberty, run around topless. Worse even, the really little kids (toddlers and young kindergarden age) sometimes run around completely naked. C. was really shocked by that. ;D

Last night we had dinner at a Greek restaurant. Well, we all know those famous Greek statues. La cage aux folles, anyone? ;D The restaurant was decorated with lots of them, many of them naked and anatomically correct. Penises and breasts free for everybody to see - but nobody looked, except C. :laugh:
Yes, it's a family restaurant, yes, there are kids of all ages milling around, yes they can see the penises and nipples. Yes, my kids have been here and seen the statues when at younger ages, too. Yes, we just don't care.

At the ice-cream parlour: no, you can't try different tastes before you buy. And no, you can't sit at the outside tables when you buy only one or two balls in a cone. The cones are meant to be 'on the go'. If you want to sit down, you have to order larger portions of ice-cream, in real tableware, for more money.
(Yeah, she was right to be shocked about the table-rule. It sucks.)


At a wine-tasting in a winery: yes, it's normal for the hostess to leave us alone for a while to serve other customers, fill orders or work in her storage room. No, we can't just call for her, she's not a waitress, we are in her private home. Tasting and buying wine is not meant to be done in a hurry, it takes time.


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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11713 on: July 08, 2013, 01:39:49 pm »
Oh, they had and they did. They're actually able to play on their smartphones, chat with each other and be impatient at the same time! :laugh:

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11714 on: July 08, 2013, 04:00:30 pm »
When I was their age, I would've been able to keep myself busy.

I would've been running around, trying to find Nena.

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11715 on: July 08, 2013, 04:09:28 pm »
Interesting cultural differences, Chrissi.

I don't think you'll see naked little kids on the beach all over Europe, but you certainly will in Sweden and Denmark, too.

No one even notices, it's just a normal thing.

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11716 on: July 08, 2013, 06:19:04 pm »
naked psycho children?  :o


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11717 on: July 09, 2013, 12:29:42 am »
There was a story in the newspapers today about a woman who was asked to leave the beach because her two-year-old daughter was wearing a bathing suit bottom without a top. WTF!!
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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11718 on: July 09, 2013, 12:35:51 am »
There was a story in the newspapers today about a woman who was asked to leave the beach because her two-year-old daughter was wearing a bathing suit bottom without a top. WTF!!


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You could think female breasts are nuclear weapons, even when there aren't any boobs yet.

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« Reply #11719 on: July 09, 2013, 10:12:31 am »
::)
You could think female breasts are nuclear weapons, even when there aren't any boobs yet.

Ya mean they aren't?  ;D
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