Things that make you chuckle...
So yesterday at work, I'm sitting in food court on my break having lunch. My coworker (and secret crush) Nick walks up, pulls a Banana out of his front pocket and sits down next to me. ROFLOL.
I said : "HEY HEY! you shouldn't carry your Banana like that!" and laughed.
He laughed too and said: "Yeah, I wouldn't want to bump into the wrong person".
I replied: "Then again, it might be the right person".
"Well I'm not going to bump into (names obviously gay other employee). Nick says and laughs.
This is where Dave shuts up. Constantly reminding myself that I'm 40 and this kid is 22 and sees me as just some old guy who is more of a mentor than anything.
But I find it interesting that he is as observant as he is about many of our coworkers. Yet he seems oblivious about me. Then again, maybe he has already summed me up. He is very perceptive. No doubt he has his questions about me. But I am well liked by all the other guys and he sees this. The general acceptance of me by the team no doubt helps my position and I hope to keep it this way.
As much as I would like to be "out" at work, the overall feeling I get is very homophobic. Which is too bad because we do have quite a few lesbians working there. The one obviously gay guy there
never talks about his orientation. Perhaps there is a "don't ask- don't tell' policy in this Government branch too?
On a side note. Last week this really, really pretty girl came thru. She was mid 20s and could have been a model. A female TSA Supervisor almost knocked me over trying to get by me. The next thing I know, there are three TSA girls standing near the exit watching this beautiful girl finish getting her shoes on and redressed. They were all grinning from ear to ear!
I was laughing to myself! I thought that was funny! It was like watching several construction workers oggling a pretty girl walking by a worksite! I was kind of envious. When I see a really Hot guy walk thru, all I can do is try not to break my neck. LOL.
Although I must confess that I've made a hot guy or two stop and take their belt off before going thru the metal detector just so I could see them lift their shirt and undo their belt. I see some fantastic abs that way! He he he.