The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club

[Jeff Wrangler]

I don't think I have cowboys but I do have HO people-you want a Randall? How about a Alma or her sister?

 

Thanks, Sweetie, but I got plenty o' them. Hell, I even got a Monr-o-o-o-e! 

Your cold all better, Sweetheart? Miss you! 

[David In Indy]

Congratulations  Dottie  On  Your  1000th  Post!!

            

Wecome to the 1000 Posts Club! 

[David In Indy]

We better get a table ready for Melissa and Kelda too!

Melissa is only 14 posts away from 1000, and Kelda is closing in right behind her! 

[David]

Congrats Dot!

RouxB is at 998 too!    Maybe by tomorrow morning when I do the full 1000+ list she'll be at 1000!

 

[Meryl]

Wow, high times at the Club!

CONGRATS DOT on 1000 Posts!!

[dot-matrix]

Congratulations  Dottie  On  Your  1000th  Post!!

            

Wecome to the 1000 Posts Club! 

Thanks everyone   I can hardly believe it!   I would have never made it if I hadn't got caught up posting handsome men with Sheriff Roland  .. I can honestly say I owe this honor to LOTS of half naked men    Thank goodness my fiance and long time partner Bob finds my new "hobby" amusing and kinda sexy.

[Kelda]

Congrats Dot!!!

[MaineWriter]

Congrats to Dot, and early congrats to RouxB and Kelda!

6 degrees this morning and dark (you can tell when I get up early!). Not sure what the weather holds today...

L

[David]

Wednesdays Full 1000+ list !

  injest                    8,776   
  Lucise                   5,999   
  Garry_LH               4,526   
  MaineWriter           4,392   
  Front-Ranger          4,164   
  louisev                   3,406   
  Ellemeno                3,207   
  DavidinHartford       3,166   
  Pipedream              2,521   
  Fran                      2,489   
  latjoreme               2,368   
  David925               2,360   
  ednbarby               2,337   
  Jeff Wrangler         2,119    
  Toast                    1,990   
  Sheriff Roland         1,854   
  Meryl                     1,742   
  YaadPyar                1,731   
  Phillip                     1,655   
  Memento               1,577   
  wdj                       1,548   
  Bigheart                 1,465   
  Lynne                    1,454   
  jpwagoneer1964     1,400   
  moremojo               1,344   
  atz75                     1,294   
  southendmd           1,291   
  Daniel                     1,290   
  Katie77                   1,253   
  twistedude              1,251   
  Arad-3                     1,234   
  delalluvia                  1,217   
  littleguitar                1,207   
  wyomen                  1,156   
  DeeDee                   1,146   
  starboardlight            1,117   
  shakestheground       1,098   
  coffeecat33              1,096   
  wulfar360                 1,087   
  opinionista                1,067   
  Mikaela                     1,067   
  cmr107                    1,046   
  Ray                         1,042   
  dot-matrix                1,011   

[David]

Brrrr!   21*F here in Hartford this AM.   


Here is something to read over breakfast...

Why, Why, Why


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...


The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.